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Talsha Talamar
Amarr
Nebula Rasa Holdings
Nebula Rasa
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:12:00 -
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In her secret Whinecave,
hidden deeply beneath the golden surface of a namless moon,
polished to shining beauty as reflection of the Ones eternal glory,
by the hands of millions of little Minmatar children,
one of the choosen is torn out of her devoted meditation involving the the spiritual aesthetics of heavenlike credit balances
by the etheral ring of a bell signaling an incoming message...
Annoyed by the interruption to her devout prayer,
she calls the message on her comscreen,
and freezes.
God is Caldari...
CCP-Standings
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Avon
Caldari
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:17:00 -
[2]
Yes, yes I am.
It's me!
I am the Caldari God in the OP!
The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur
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Arvald
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:20:00 -
[3]
 Originally by: Avon
Yes, yes I am.
It's me!
I am the Caldari God in the OP!
pfffh right, everyone knows IM the master of all creation and destroyer of all things small and furry....
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Originally by: eddie valvetino
little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams
"BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! M*****R F**CKER!!!!!!"
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:22:00 -
[4]
*passes around the weed*
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Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
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Arvald
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:22:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Tarminic
*passes around the weed*
YOINK
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Originally by: eddie valvetino
little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams
"BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! M*****R F**CKER!!!!!!"
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gooer
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:32:00 -
[6]
Edited by: gooer on 31/10/2007 15:33:16
/me rushes over to sit in the circle
i got 5 on it!
oh, and i saw u over @ the infinity forums, Tarminic...
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duffmantt
Dragonian Freelancers
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:33:00 -
[7]
Edited by: duffmantt on 31/10/2007 15:33:48
What resists does god have? is he tech 2?
What we do in Eve, Echoes in eternity... |
Arvald
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:34:00 -
[8]
Edited by: Arvald on 31/10/2007 15:34:30
Originally by: duffmantt
Edited by: duffmantt on 31/10/2007 15:33:48
What resists does god have? is he tech 2?
damn you and your ninja edits ><
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Originally by: eddie valvetino
little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams
"BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! M*****R F**CKER!!!!!!"
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duffmantt
Dragonian Freelancers
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:36:00 -
[9]
muhaha. i said *nerf God* but then realised it sounded stupid.
What we do in Eve, Echoes in eternity... |
Arvald
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:38:00 -
[10]
Originally by: duffmantt
muhaha. i said *nerf God* but then realised it sounded stupid.
yeah but then i had a funny joke to go with it 
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Originally by: eddie valvetino
little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams
"BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! MOTHER ******!!!!!!"
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duffmantt
Dragonian Freelancers
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:39:00 -
[11]
ok then.
Nerf God
(har har i bet someone will post a funny joke now)
/hint
What we do in Eve, Echoes in eternity... |
Arvald
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:40:00 -
[12]
Originally by: duffmantt
ok then.
Nerf God
(har har i bet someone will post a funny joke now)
/hint
in soviet russia god nerfs YOU!.....ok now that i read it....not so funny
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Originally by: eddie valvetino
little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams
"BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! MOTHER ******!!!!!!"
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CCP Wrangler
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:47:00 -
[13]
You're all blasphemers and you will lag in Jita forever for it!!!
Wrangler
Community Manager
EVE Online, CCP Games
Email/Netfang
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." |
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Arvald
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:49:00 -
[14]
Edited by: Arvald on 31/10/2007 15:49:10
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
You're all blasphemers and you will lag in Jita forever for it!!!
ohnoz we have upset the all powerfull wrangler 
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Originally by: eddie valvetino
little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams
"BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! MOTHER ******!!!!!!"
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Deacon Ix
Ascendant Strategies Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:49:00 -
[15]
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
You're all blasphemers and you will lag in Jita forever for it!!!
so if the destined punishment is no worse that the reality...
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Skraeling Shortbus
Caldari
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:52:00 -
[16]
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
You're all blasphemers and you will lag in Jita forever for it!!!
<-- Is appparently a RPer now... begins spewing stuff about defending the homeland and what not.
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duffmantt
Dragonian Freelancers
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.31 15:53:00 -
[17]
Were discussing the God in Ammar fluff, so were not blastphemous, were just losers.
What we do in Eve, Echoes in eternity... |
Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.10.31 16:53:00 -
[18]
Yes, you called?
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Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria!
Kali is for KArebearLIng.
I 100% agree with Avon.
Female EVE gamers? Mail Zajo or visit WGOE.Public in-game. |
duffmantt
Dragonian Freelancers
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.31 16:55:00 -
[19]
I dont think your a Loser Jenny.  
What we do in Eve, Echoes in eternity... |
Schani Kratnorr
Internal Revenue Service
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Posted - 2007.10.31 17:00:00 -
[20]
Pffft everyone knows the:
Caldari god is ISK
Amarr god is dead
Minmatar god has abandoned them
Gallente dont beleive god has anything to do with it any more...
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Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2007.10.31 17:02:00 -
[21]
There you are, back to deprogramming with you. These amarr are a tough lot clinging to their notion of god...
Should/would/could have, HAVE you chav!
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar
Heimatar Services Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.10.31 17:06:00 -
[22]
god forgot to update his clone
I'm currently involved in medical research, concerning the therapuetic aspects of a swift kick in the rear
What do zombies and forum posters have in common? They like to sit about and moan! |
Talsha Talamar
Amarr
Nebula Rasa Holdings
Nebula Rasa
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Posted - 2007.10.31 17:06:00 -
[23]
But... but... oh most venerated enlighted One...
it was just a minor relapse...
indeed..
*pushes innocently a heap of used up slaves and holy scriptures under a carpet,
with one foot*
No need for more.. deprogramming.. really..
... really *whines*
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.10.31 18:11:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Arvald
Edited by: Arvald on 31/10/2007 15:49:10
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
You're all blasphemers and you will lag in Jita forever for it!!!
ohnoz we have upset the all powerfull wrangler
Hands off my Wranglonite! I need it for my Friday Petition 
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Larg Kellein
Caldari
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
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Posted - 2007.10.31 18:12:00 -
[25]
God may or may not be Caldari, but it would seem his weapons platform of choice is:
"The Caldari Prayer"
Our missles, which are in launchers
Hallowed be thy payload
Thy warhead come
Our enemies be done
In low sec
As it is in Empire
Give us this gank
Our daily gank
And forgive us our WCS's
But we won't forgive those who use them
against us
And lead us not into bubbles,
But deliver us from scramblers
For thine is the thermal,
The explosive,
The kinetic
And the EM
Amen
Originally by: Roy Batty68
My software has wronged me!!! And it's immediately "sorry". Well, ok then. I suppose I'm not so upset at my software if it appologizes.
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Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.10.31 19:30:00 -
[26]
Originally by: duffmantt
I dont think your a Loser Jenny.
Awww, you are so sweet but you still won't get into my good list for x'mas. All the naughties will be in my bad list. :)
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Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria!
Kali is for KArebearLIng.
I 100% agree with Avon.
Female EVE gamers? Mail Zajo or visit WGOE.Public in-game. |
duffmantt
Dragonian Freelancers
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.31 19:51:00 -
[27]
Do i get a peice of coal?
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