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Zilianxta
Amarr PAX Interstellar Services
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Posted - 2007.10.31 19:52:00 -
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im tired of them
thx in advance
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Misfitsa
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 19:53:00 -
[2]
first poast
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Marko Zhang
Chargin Mah Lazors
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Posted - 2007.10.31 19:54:00 -
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My one man corp is available for this duty.
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Aperion Madante
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 19:55:00 -
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Originally by: Zilianxta im tired of them
me2
plz kill goonies and post ur massive k/d ratio when ur done
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olzi
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 19:56:00 -
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Posting in a goon alt thread.
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Misfitsa
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 19:58:00 -
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It has been quite some time since Zarana had disguised herself as 'Sgt. Carol Weebler' and snuck into G.I. Joe headquarters in order to steal a space probe that was containing some anti-matter.
Little had she known that when she had looked at the eyes of a Joe whose code-name was Mainframe, she had fallen in love, even though she was supposed to kill him.
But instead, she had stunned him and rescued him from a bomb that the other Dreadnoks had tossed inside after taking off in a Cobra aircraft that was being powered by the anti-matter.
And even though both the Cobra craft and the USS Flagg had sunk with the anti-matter still aboard and Cobra and the Dreadnoks had high-tailed it out of there, both Mainframe and Zarana had found it difficult to forget about each other.
So, about a year later, Zarana had used the name 'Carol' to e-mail to Mainframe an invitation to join her for a romantic weekend.
And after he had gotten the e-mail, Mainframe had sent an e-mail of his own to Zarana, in which he has accepted the invitation.
But of course, he had to go with the other Joes on a mission against Cobra for some sort of terrorist activity.
Then, after the Joes had defeated Cobra yet again and they had returned to their home base, Mainframe had noticed that he had received a second e-mail from Zarana, this one telling him that she'll be at a nearby motel waiting for him.
And then, while some of the other Joes were in debriefing, Mainframe ran over to General Hawk and asked to take some leave.
"Well, all the Joes who were on that mission were supposed to be in debriefing," said General Hawk, while he was scratching his head. "But then again, why not? After all, you've been cooped up in this place for way too long and it's about time for you to also have some rest."
And so, after he had talked General Hawk and packed an overnight bag, Mainframe had made a beeline to the local motel and checked himself in under his real name, Blaine L. Parker.
And after the manager had told him that his lady friend has been waiting for him, Blaine had gone up to the room and knocked on the door.
After the door had opened, Blaine had walked inside and discovered Zarana wearing nothing but a silk robe.
"Hi, 'Carol'," said Blaine, after he had closed and locked the door.
"'Allo, Blaine," said Zarana, while she was slowly walking towards him. "Had a bad day?"
"Are you kidding?" asked Blaine, after he and Zarana had wrapped their gentle arms around each other. "With that certain nest of vipers, every day's a bad day."
"Well then, Luv, I know just the way to cheer you right up," said Zarana, while slowly removing her robe. "Come to me and allow yourself to share such true pleasure with me."
And with that, both Blaine and Zarana had kissed each other ever so passionately on the lips.
Then, a few minutes later, after Blaine had removed all of his clothes and the lovers had placed themselves on the bed, he had started licking all over Zarana's nude body ... all the way down to her hot, wet *****.
"Aaaahhhh, yes! That's it!" said Zarana, while Blaine was caressing her firm *******. "Touch me! Touch me there! Aaaahhhh!"
At that moment, they had suddenly realized that even though they each were on different sides of the whole G.I. Joe/Cobra thing, they were still able to experience something wonderful between them.
That something is known as raw and untamed erotica ... and they were enjoying every minute of it.
A few minutes later, after he had placed his stiff***** inside her *******, Blaine had used each of his hands to caress both her ******* and *****.
"AAAAHHHH, COR-BLOODY-****! THAT FEELS ... SSSSOOOO GOOOOD!" yelled a sexually energized Zarana. "DO IT, BLAINE! **** ME! I REALLY ... WANT YOU ... TO **** ME! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after they had started moving harder and faster and their lovemaking had reached its ultimate boiling point, the two mismatched lovers had*****and collapsed due to exhaustion.
(to be continued)
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Misfitsa
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 19:59:00 -
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And then, after they had started moving harder and faster and their lovemaking had reached its ultimate boiling point, the two mismatched lovers had*****and collapsed due to exhaustion.
After they were able to catch their breath, Zarana had placed her head on Blaine's chest and asked, "Are you sure that you're willing to do this, Blaine? Even though it is a love so forbidden?"
"Yes, Zarana, I'm willing to go through with it," answered Blaine, while running his gentle fingers through her hair. "I mean, if both Cobra and G.I. Joe have a problem with it, **** 'em."
And then, after she had snuggled up to Blaine, Zarana had let out a smile and said, "In that case, 'Yo Joe'."
And with that, both Blaine and Zarana had fallen asleep in each other's naked arms, for they had agreed that they were sharing something that was to be theirs forever.
That something was true love, and no one -- may he be a Cobra or G.I. Joe -- would never be able to take that away from them.
THE END!
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Swamp Ziro
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 20:06:00 -
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Originally by: Zilianxta im tired of them
thx in advance
I don't know, but if you find out, I'll donate some money.
As long as you kill eurosquad more.
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Arctic Monkey
Caldari Magellan Exploration and Survey Rare Faction
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Posted - 2007.10.31 20:12:00 -
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*yawn* what a extra crappy day on the forums. The novelty has worn off
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Lianlan Lou
Caldari ISK Farmer and Sweatshop INC.
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Posted - 2007.10.31 20:48:00 -
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Originally by: Arctic Monkey *yawn* what a extra crappy day on the forums. The novelty has worn off
but it's halloween!!!11!
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Zell Shadowcast
The Greater Goon GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 20:52:00 -
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Originally by: Arctic Monkey *yawn* what a extra crappy day on the forums. The novelty has worn off
mlyp
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Deschenus Maximus
Amarr Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2007.10.31 21:19:00 -
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Originally by: Misfitsa And then, after they had started moving harder and faster and their lovemaking had reached its ultimate boiling point, the two mismatched lovers had*****and collapsed due to exhaustion.
After they were able to catch their breath, Zarana had placed her head on Blaine's chest and asked, "Are you sure that you're willing to do this, Blaine? Even though it is a love so forbidden?"
"Yes, Zarana, I'm willing to go through with it," answered Blaine, while running his gentle fingers through her hair. "I mean, if both Cobra and G.I. Joe have a problem with it, **** 'em."
And then, after she had snuggled up to Blaine, Zarana had let out a smile and said, "In that case, 'Yo Joe'."
And with that, both Blaine and Zarana had fallen asleep in each other's naked arms, for they had agreed that they were sharing something that was to be theirs forever.
That something was true love, and no one -- may he be a Cobra or G.I. Joe -- would never be able to take that away from them.
THE END!
/me is aroused
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BAteh
Amarr Taggart Transdimensional Kinetic Maelstrom Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.31 21:27:00 -
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Posting in a "approved by CCP" metagaming thread.
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Gloomy Gus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 22:15:00 -
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Originally by: Misfitsa At that moment, they had suddenly realized that even though they each were on different sides of the whole G.I. Joe/Cobra thing, they were still able to experience something wonderful between them.
This really puts things in perspective. Lady Scarlet, will you be mine this Halloween? I really like my women with a few extra cheeseburgers.
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Bran Stormer
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 22:17:00 -
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you can pay me like $200 and i'll let you war dec goonswarm
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Lunas Feelgood
S.A.S Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.10.31 22:42:00 -
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We got several corps in CI who will do anything for isk.
Convo joe or Noobjuice Picture Signature Your signature exceeds the 24000 byte limit allowed on the forums. -Darth Patches Image changed to link as you may only have 1 image in your signature. -Yipsilanti ([email protected])
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Bran Stormer
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: Lunas Feelgood We got several corps in CI who will do anything for isk.
Convo joe or Noobjuice
would you do anything for love?
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Misfitsa
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 23:15:00 -
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Originally by: Bran Stormer
Originally by: Lunas Feelgood We got several corps in CI who will do anything for isk.
Convo joe or Noobjuice
would you do anything for love?
but he wont do that
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Ezoran DuBlaidd
Rivers Enterprises Power Corrupts Industry's
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Posted - 2007.10.31 23:18:00 -
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Originally by: Zilianxta im tired of them
thx in advance
are you asking for a price?
a billion isk/week and i'll provide you incredibly detailed reports and possibly video. evemail me (along with first and last week's payments) and i'll do stuff.
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Alex Low
Minmatar Nobody Ever Really Dies
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Posted - 2007.10.31 23:26:00 -
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Originally by: Misfitsa And then, after they had started moving harder and faster and their lovemaking had reached its ultimate boiling point, the two mismatched lovers had*****and collapsed due to exhaustion.
After they were able to catch their breath, Zarana had placed her head on Blaine's chest and asked, "Are you sure that you're willing to do this, Blaine? Even though it is a love so forbidden?"
"Yes, Zarana, I'm willing to go through with it," answered Blaine, while running his gentle fingers through her hair. "I mean, if both Cobra and G.I. Joe have a problem with it, **** 'em."
And then, after she had snuggled up to Blaine, Zarana had let out a smile and said, "In that case, 'Yo Joe'."
And with that, both Blaine and Zarana had fallen asleep in each other's naked arms, for they had agreed that they were sharing something that was to be theirs forever.
That something was true love, and no one -- may he be a Cobra or G.I. Joe -- would never be able to take that away from them.
THE END!
So GI Joe is BoB and Cobra is goons?
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Misfitsa
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 23:31:00 -
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Originally by: Alex Low
Originally by: Misfitsa And then, after they had started moving harder and faster and their lovemaking had reached its ultimate boiling point, the two mismatched lovers had*****and collapsed due to exhaustion.
After they were able to catch their breath, Zarana had placed her head on Blaine's chest and asked, "Are you sure that you're willing to do this, Blaine? Even though it is a love so forbidden?"
"Yes, Zarana, I'm willing to go through with it," answered Blaine, while running his gentle fingers through her hair. "I mean, if both Cobra and G.I. Joe have a problem with it, **** 'em."
And then, after she had snuggled up to Blaine, Zarana had let out a smile and said, "In that case, 'Yo Joe'."
And with that, both Blaine and Zarana had fallen asleep in each other's naked arms, for they had agreed that they were sharing something that was to be theirs forever.
That something was true love, and no one -- may he be a Cobra or G.I. Joe -- would never be able to take that away from them.
THE END!
So GI Joe is BoB and Cobra is goons?
hell if i know brosef, i didnt even read what i posted
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Swamp Ziro
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 23:37:00 -
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Originally by: Ezoran DuBlaidd
Originally by: Zilianxta im tired of them
thx in advance
are you asking for a price?
a billion isk/week and i'll provide you incredibly detailed reports and possibly video. evemail me (along with first and last week's payments) and i'll do stuff.
I'll do it for 800m/week. honest to god
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Misfitsa
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 23:39:00 -
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Originally by: Swamp Ziro
Originally by: Ezoran DuBlaidd
Originally by: Zilianxta im tired of them
thx in advance
are you asking for a price?
a billion isk/week and i'll provide you incredibly detailed reports and possibly video. evemail me (along with first and last week's payments) and i'll do stuff.
I'll do it for 800m/week. honest to god
ill do it for 799.9999999m/week undercutting goons on the open market itt
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Gloomy Gus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.01 00:33:00 -
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^^^ Reporting Misfitsa for relisting itt
Originally by: Alex Low
So GI Joe is BoB and Cobra is goons?
Actually, GI Joe is WWI and Cobra is WWII. Furthermore,
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Ramblin Man
Empyreum
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Posted - 2007.11.01 01:06:00 -
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Thread deliveres... on unexpected erotic GI Joe fanfic! 
Welcome to the dark side old friend. .Shar Where we hate people through words. |

Ezoran DuBlaidd
Rivers Enterprises Power Corrupts Industry's
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Posted - 2007.11.01 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: Misfitsa
Originally by: Swamp Ziro
Originally by: Ezoran DuBlaidd
Originally by: Zilianxta im tired of them
thx in advance
are you asking for a price?
a billion isk/week and i'll provide you incredibly detailed reports and possibly video. evemail me (along with first and last week's payments) and i'll do stuff.
I'll do it for 800m/week. honest to god
ill do it for 799.9999999m/week undercutting goons on the open market itt
i'm not a goon though.
goons like don't like me and um, i can do stuff. so hook up the first/last week's pay and i'll get to doing stuff. against goons. GOONS!!@~!@!~@
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar Spartan Industries Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.11.01 01:56:00 -
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Originally by: Zilianxta im tired of them
thx in advance
You mean the cost in terms of ships that you would lose...
Am guessing about 10bil before you give up 
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Illidan Blade
WHITE WOLFE INTERPRISES Imperium Sonorumance
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Posted - 2007.11.01 02:25:00 -
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Originally by: Zilianxta im tired of them
thx in advance
alot more than your t1 fitted rifter, now move along
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Alias11
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.01 03:20:00 -
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Hey OP remember when I found out that not only did your killboard website have open killmail posting but also didn't sanitize the inputs so I flooded your killboard with animated gifs, leekspin, midis, and changed the background?
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Farham
AWE Corporation Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2007.11.01 04:27:00 -
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Quote: Hey OP remember when I found out that not only did your killboard website have open killmail posting but also didn't sanitize the inputs so I flooded your killboard with animated gifs, leekspin, midis, and changed the background?
Who said the GOONs don't contribute to the community? That right there is a solid community service message.
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