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Erasmos
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Posted - 2007.11.01 04:25:00 -
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The only one I've heard thus far that actually made me laugh out loud is:
"Flying Minmatar is like going down a flight of stairs in an office chair firing an uzi."
Post your best race or ship analogies!
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Elenath
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.11.01 04:27:00 -
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That's actually a metaphor, or more specifically, a simile.
Just an FYI.
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Syriano Keldon
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Posted - 2007.11.01 04:30:00 -
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 Originally by: Elenath
That's actually a metaphor, or more specifically, a simile.
Just an FYI.
-.-, actually its an analogy, FAIL!
a metaphor would be sayyyy, "you taco looks like it needs extra meat   "
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Erasmos
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Posted - 2007.11.01 04:31:00 -
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It is actually a simile, apologies.
I'm up for breaking out the entirety of our linguistic talent here, though, so give me anything you consider funny.
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Stuart Price
Caldari
Havoc Inc
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Posted - 2007.11.01 05:37:00 -
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Flying Caldari is like throwing paper aeroplances at people from a Volvo.
Nah, doesn't work as well.
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Syriano Keldon
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Posted - 2007.11.01 05:44:00 -
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Flying a torp raven in like rolling a blowling ball at a squirrel, you wonder if it will still be there by the time it hits.
nawww thats kinda fail, but hey im trying! cmon people get er done.
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Elenath
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.11.01 06:07:00 -
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Originally by: Syriano Keldon
Originally by: Elenath
That's actually a metaphor, or more specifically, a simile.
Just an FYI.
-.-, actually its an analogy, FAIL!
Wrong.
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Verx Interis
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2007.11.01 06:37:00 -
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Originally by: Erasmos
"Flying Minmatar is like going down a flight of stairs in an office chair firing an uzi."
"Flying Amarr is like going down a flight of stairs in an office chair."
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Peter VonThal
Raygun Technologies
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Posted - 2007.11.01 06:43:00 -
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"Flying Amarr is like going down a slight incline in a La-Z-Boy firing a TV remote."
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omiNATION
Gallente
Vanguard of the Ouroboros Nation
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Posted - 2007.11.01 06:46:00 -
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Flying Gallente is like riding a limo on your super sweet 16 and wondering why everyone's hating because you really wanted the Humvee limo, but daddy said no.
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EVE, basically an MMORPG with prison rules.
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Nadun'Hagar
N00bs With Guns
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Posted - 2007.11.01 06:50:00 -
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"Fly Amarr is like an Energizer Bunny with a pen laser light"
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Verx Interis
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2007.11.01 07:06:00 -
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Originally by: Peter VonThal
"Flying Amarr is like going down a slight incline in a La-Z-Boy firing a TV remote."
I hath been bested.
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Kevrlet
Gallente
The Knighthawks
FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.01 07:35:00 -
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Originally by: Erasmos
It is actually a simile, apologies.
I'm up for breaking out the entirety of our linguistic talent here, though, so give me anything you consider funny.
Well, it's not exactly an analogy, or a simile, but this is pretty funny.
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foolishness
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Posted - 2007.11.01 08:05:00 -
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Edited by: foolishness on 01/11/2007 08:09:23
Flying Caldari is like driving a 1982 Delorian through a field using a potato launcher to shoot marmots.
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foolishness
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Posted - 2007.11.01 08:09:00 -
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Edited by: foolishness on 01/11/2007 08:09:05
oops
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Exuscon
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.11.01 08:21:00 -
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M1 Abrams with a red Rider BB gun mounted? Guess it please!
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papamikeforthewin
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.11.01 08:56:00 -
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Originally by: Syriano Keldon
Originally by: Elenath
That's actually a metaphor, or more specifically, a simile.
Just an FYI.
-.-, actually its an analogy, FAIL!
a metaphor would be sayyyy, "you taco looks like it needs extra meat "
Double fail. You look like a taco is a simile. You are a taco would be a metaphor, unless you actually meant he was a taco
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Shi Mun
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2007.11.01 09:12:00 -
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I remember reading this somewhere so forgive me if i write it a lil bit wrong:
"Your first PvP battle is a lot like your first time having sex, you have absolutely no idea what the hell your doing and its over way too quickly"
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Morrow Disca
Macrocosm Advanced Industries
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Posted - 2007.11.01 09:38:00 -
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Originally by: Syriano Keldon
Flying a torp raven in like rolling a blowling ball at a squirrel, you wonder if it will still be there by the time it hits.
nawww thats kinda fail, but hey im trying! cmon people get er done.
ROFLMAO 
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