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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.03 06:50:00 -
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Greetings all!
Dax Ltd is pleased to announce its newest IPO offering and a chance for you to take part in the largest event in Eve History! I'm going to skip through the general plan layout, multitude of FAQs, and hogwash that people write, and get straight to it.
***BUSINESS PLAN***
I'm looking for a public investment of 100,000 ISK which will be used to purchase 15 exotic dancers, 50 cases of spirits, and 10 units of Mindflood, which will be the basis for a massive celebration in my hangar.
***SHARES***
1,000 shares are available for issuance, at 100 ISK apiece. These priceless shares will pay 25% interest monthly, which likely makes this IPO the most valuable offering available on the market.
***SCAMTASTIC!***
Not likely! However, I do reserve the right to not remember this post, or those shares, what happened, or anything at all the morning after the massive hangar party.
***ZOMG! HOW CAN I GET SHAREZ?***
Send your ISK, in increments of 100 ISK to Curzon Dax to receive one share in the biggest party in the universe! Limit to one share per person please! Operators (me) are standing by to stea...receive your investments.
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Wraith Carthage
Carthage Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.03 06:57:00 -
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hmmm BRILLIANT.
I'll take 10 shares.
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Arii Smith
Caldari
StarHunt
Fallout Project
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Posted - 2007.11.03 07:00:00 -
[3]
I bought a share, what a brilliant plan!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.03 07:00:00 -
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Its limited to one per person.
However, you and two others have already purchased one! Three sold, 997 more to go!
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Firid Soulbane
Empyreum
Lux Caelestia
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Posted - 2007.11.03 07:02:00 -
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Jita price on exotic dancers is 11k pr dancer so 100k wont cover the cost of 15 dancers. Sorry dude.
 Originally by: CCP Oneiromancer
Saltire - I can understand one accidental podkilling, even two, but twelve....?
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Karanth
Gallente
Crazy 88's
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Posted - 2007.11.03 07:12:00 -
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EPIC
Only an idiot would pass this up!! Monies sent! 
All that's left...
There is only one sig hijack that matters, the orginal and only member of the hijack squad. me. -Eris. ps Black russians are better then beer.
Well, there's not many of *us* left! -Rauth
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.03 07:14:00 -
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Edited by: Curzon Dax on 03/11/2007 07:13:48
Fortunately, exotic dancers are cheaper elsewhere.
*EDIT* In fact, most everything is cheaper elsewhere.
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Benvie
Benvie Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.11.03 07:17:00 -
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Tech 2 is cheaper in Jita.
Mindflood is a hell of a drug.
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Firid Soulbane
Empyreum
Lux Caelestia
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Posted - 2007.11.03 07:26:00 -
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DANG!
Ive allways bought my exotic Dancers in Jita. Thinking of the money i could have saved allmost makes me cry.
Originally by: CCP Oneiromancer
Saltire - I can understand one accidental podkilling, even two, but twelve....?
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Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
Zzz
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Posted - 2007.11.03 07:33:00 -
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Are you using a holding corp to give out the shares? I can't help noticing that you still seem to be in DCMI 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.03 07:34:00 -
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Yes, the shares I am issuing are from Dark Defiance.
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Karanth
Gallente
Crazy 88's
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Posted - 2007.11.03 07:48:00 -
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How about making the Curzon Dax corp for a day, and issuing shares from there? Makes me wonder, though, do shares in corps that close vanish? Needs research, I think.
All that's left...
There is only one sig hijack that matters, the orginal and only member of the hijack squad. me. -Eris. ps Black russians are better then beer.
Well, there's not many of *us* left! -Rauth
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McRuder
Gallente
Magnets and Duct Tape
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Posted - 2007.11.03 07:52:00 -
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Isk sent. |
Ricdic
Caldari
Corporate Research And Production Pty Ltd
Zzz
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Posted - 2007.11.03 08:28:00 -
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Do you accept payment plans?
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.03 10:10:00 -
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Shares in closed corps do not vanish unless you put them on an alt and delete it.
Ricdic, I know you're tight on ISK right now, but unfortunately, I have no mechanism in place to deal with layaway or payment plans.
I encourage you to turn to your friends, corpmates, and colleagues to find the ISK to buy a share. Good luck!
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Daedalus DuGalle
Gallente
University of Caille
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Posted - 2007.11.03 10:32:00 -
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25% return? WoW!! Count me in!
Originally by: Chribba
Buy me enough Smirnoff Ice at the fanfest and I might get too drunk and do a Britney with you
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Hexxx
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.11.03 10:32:00 -
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I wish for growth!! 
Consulting, IPO Template, and Stock/Bond definitions.
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Nina Sakamoto
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Posted - 2007.11.03 11:54:00 -
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isk sent sent and seeeent |
Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
Zzz
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Posted - 2007.11.03 12:14:00 -
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Originally by: Karanth
How about making the Curzon Dax corp for a day, and issuing shares from there? Makes me wonder, though, do shares in corps that close vanish? Needs research, I think.
If the corp was closed, he wouldn't be able to track the shareholders or use the shares to pay out dividends, making them rather pointless. I think I prefer it this way. Isk sent
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.03 20:31:00 -
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9 Shares have sold, I have 991 more to go!
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Letias
Caldari
Teikoku Trade Conglomerate
Visions of Warfare
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Posted - 2007.11.03 21:54:00 -
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Shareholder lists please!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.03 23:18:00 -
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As a non-share holder, I'm afraid that you can't really request that data.
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Letias
Caldari
Teikoku Trade Conglomerate
Visions of Warfare
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Posted - 2007.11.04 00:53:00 -
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I am a shareholder how dare you!
Perhaps not in this corp but i hold shares, thus all corporations that have shares must disclose lists to me for public.. uh? fun!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.05 03:38:00 -
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13 people have bought shares. o.O
That leaves 987 left to sell!
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Kesslan Osefice
Panther's Paw Industries Ltd
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Posted - 2007.11.05 07:43:00 -
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Will you accept mindflood in exchange for shares at ISK face value?
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Ricdic
Caldari
Corporate Research And Production Pty Ltd
Zzz
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Posted - 2007.11.05 07:53:00 -
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Would you consider providing collateral to a tune of 50% of this business operation for investor security in the event of a scam?
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Dohkar
Amarr
Statler and Waldorf LLC
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Posted - 2007.11.05 17:32:00 -
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Sorry! I'll only invest if Chribba says its ok!
(PS - check my sig! I'll invest if I can become your sole provider of exotic dancers)
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.05 19:53:00 -
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I've already acquired half my Mindflood needs.
As for the Exotic dancers, I highly doubt that you would provide them cheaper than I can get them from the public. Who ever heard of a pimp selling his girls at discount? No my friend, I'll pass.
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Toria Nynys
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.11.07 05:18:00 -
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I heartily endorse this product and/or service. Nobody ever regrets investing in booze & hookers. At least not right away.
Oh, and ISK sent.
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Karanth
Gallente
Crazy 88's
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Posted - 2007.11.07 05:33:00 -
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Share received! Also, please remove me from the public shareholder list. I pay extra for my unlisted comm frequency, after all, for a reason.
All that's left...
There is only one sig hijack that matters, the orginal and only member of the hijack squad. me. -Eris. ps Black russians are better then beer.
Well, there's not many of *us* left! -Rauth
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Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
Zzz
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Posted - 2007.11.07 14:22:00 -
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I'm still waiting to receive my share 
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Yvelle
Mad Cow Inc.
Zzz
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Posted - 2007.11.08 04:40:00 -
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ISK sent ! i want my alcohol...
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