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SpaceMoose GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 18:35:00 - [1] Edited by: SpaceMoose on 03/11/2007 18:39:46 post your raptor jesus pics okay go p.s here's mine:
Maimonides Einotar Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 18:37:00 - [2] first post
Soundtrack Scalding Pie Services GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 18:42:00 - [3] Pity reply. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dont you wish your posts were hot like mine? http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs221&d=07446&f=maek_poast.jpg
Sycosys Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 18:44:00 - [4] am i doing this rite?
Soundtrack Scalding Pie Services GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 18:46:00 - [5] Originally by: Sycosys am i doing this rite? why is jesus riding that dinosaur? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dont you wish your posts were hot like mine? http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs221&d=07446&f=maek_poast.jpg
SpaceMoose GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 18:52:00 - [6] Edited by: SpaceMoose on 03/11/2007 18:53:28 Originally by: Soundtrack Originally by: Sycosys am i doing this rite? why is jesus riding that dinosaur? Because 5000 years ago when God made the earth Jesus liked to hang out with his dino brosefs, you godamn ***** HEATHEN!**. He can play that little one in his lap just like a harmonica.
Soundtrack Scalding Pie Services GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 18:53:00 - [7] Originally by: SpaceMoose Originally by: Soundtrack Originally by: Sycosys am i doing this rite? why is jesus riding that dinosaur? Because 5000 years ago when God made the earth Jesus liked to hang out with his dino brosefs, you godamn ***** HEATHEN!*. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck now i know what it is to be owned ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~ Dont you wish your posts were hot like mine? http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs221&d=07446&f=maek_poast.jpg
Crimson Ghostly GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 19:02:00 - [8]
Innominate GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 19:36:00 - [9]
Nez Perces Amarr Metatron Inc.	Posted - 2007.11.03 19:37:00 - [10] Originally by: Innominate quoting failure.... where is the raptor huh?
Innominate GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 19:40:00 - [11] Edited by: Innominate on 03/11/2007 19:40:20 Originally by: Nez Perces quoting failure.... where is the raptor huh? Raptor Jesus isn't Real. Edit: If pyramid quoting isn't allowed, then fix the forums so they don't do it automatically.
Caldari Citizen 6280 Coalition of United Neo Terrorists	Posted - 2007.11.03 19:42:00 - [12] i approve of this thread, also: --- Secret Forum Alt Secret Forum Alt They've given you a number because your name was offensive.
SpaceMoose GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 19:46:00 - [13] Originally by: Nez Perces Originally by: Innominate quoting failure.... where is the raptor huh? It looks like he got eaten by a Raptor, does that count?
Nez Perces Amarr Metatron Inc.	Posted - 2007.11.03 19:53:00 - [14] Originally by: SpaceMoose Originally by: Nez Perces Originally by: Innominate quoting failure.... where is the raptor huh? It looks like he got eaten by a Raptor, does that count? K .. so the raptor is off camera... fair do's. I take it back.. epic poast A++++++++++, would read again.
Akarius Sliph	Posted - 2007.11.03 19:54:00 - [15] Originally by: Maimonides Einotar first post you may geet first post but i get first poest
Crimson Ghostly GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 20:19:00 - [16]
Nez Perces Amarr Metatron Inc.	Posted - 2007.11.03 20:22:00 - [17] Originally by: Crimson Ghostly quoting failure... where is jesus huh?
SpaceMoose GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 20:26:00 - [18] Originally by: Nez Perces Originally by: Crimson Ghostly quoting failure... where is jesus huh? Already eaten.
Soundtrack Scalding Pie Services GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 20:27:00 - [19] This is a dumb thread, as are all meme threads. (mlmp) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dont you wish your posts were hot like mine? http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs221&d=07446&f=maek_poast.jpg
Nez Perces Amarr Metatron Inc.	Posted - 2007.11.03 20:29:00 - [20] Originally by: SpaceMoose Originally by: Nez Perces Originally by: Crimson Ghostly quoting failure... where is jesus huh? Already eaten. K .. guess that counts... w1ck3d poest. Sorry I doubted you
Escape Cat Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 20:39:00 - [21] ----------------------------------------------------------------------- This post may or may not have been made by a cat thats trying to escape.
Escape Cat Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 20:47:00 - [22] http://sweetraptorjesus2.ytmnd.com/ my god is an awesome god. poast. w/e. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- This post may or may not have been made by a cat thats trying to escape.
Callixtus GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 21:04:00 - [23] Edited by: Callixtus on 03/11/2007 21:05:49 They look excited see link for details Lol img tags :( :'(
Ms Rouge	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:09:00 - [24] http://www.lolcatornot.com/?id=excuse_me.jpg sorry couldn't resist
Sycosys Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:10:00 - [25] Originally by: Ms Rouge http://www.lolcatornot.com/?id=excuse_me.jpg sorry couldn't resist YOu're really bad at this
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:11:00 - [26] Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the founder of the Anti-The_Goonswarm Poaster Society. In this letter, I will tell you what made me form such an organization and how I plan to use it to halt the adulation heaped upon presumptuous scatterbrains. By way of introduction, let me just say that The_Goonswarm Poaster's shell games are destructive. They're morally destructive, socially destructive -- even intellectually destructive. And, as if that weren't enough, Poaster's hypnopompic insights are uniformly riddled by an unbelievable degree of ignorance. If that fact hurts, get over it; it's called reality. And for another dose of reality, consider that Poaster has commented that the best way to serve one's country is to make widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. I would love to refute that, but there seems to be no need, seeing as his comment is lacking in common sense. By now, the reader has discerned that Poaster should clean up his act. So let me just add that some people say that that isn't sufficient evidence to prove that he is secretly scheming to abuse science by using it as a mechanism of ideology. And I must agree; one needs much more evidence than that. But the evidence is there, for anyone who isn't afraid to look at it. Just look at the way that because of his obsession with particularism, the poisonous wine of sectarianism had been distilled long before Poaster entered the scene. Poaster is merely the agent decanting the poisonous fluid from its bottle into the jug that is world humanity.
Pantalones Piscado Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:13:00 - [27] Edited by: Pantalones Piscado on 03/11/2007 23:13:20 failure. Sig removed. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] with a link to your signature. - Elmo Pug
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:14:00 - [28] Poaster has never tried to stop intrusive demoniacs who undermine serious institutional and economic analyses and replace them with a diverting soap opera of wily conspiracies. In fact, quite the opposite is true: Poaster encourages that sort of behavior. Imagine, as it is not hard to do, that people who agree with his allegations are either stupid, drunk, on drugs, paid off by Poaster, or are Pecksniffian malcontents. It then follows that he likes credos that perpetuate the myth that his vices are the only true virtues. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that we need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with him. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that he says he's going to canonize pushy sinful-types as nomological emblems of propriety in the immediate years ahead. Good old Poaster. He just loves to open his mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how barbaric they sound. Come on, Poaster; I know you're capable of thoughtful social behavior. Incidentally, by supporting intransigent enemies of the people with inferior moral standards, we devalue ourselves, the lives of our children, and the heroes who died for our freedoms. Regular readers of my letters probably take that for granted, but if I am to lend support to the thesis that I don't care a brass farthing about what he thinks of me, I must explain to the population at large that there is an unpleasant fact, painful to the tender-minded, that one can deduce from the laws of nature. This fact is also conclusively established by direct observation. It is a fact so obvious that rational people have always known it and no one doubted it until Poaster and his secret police started trying to deny it. The fact to which I am referring states that no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how we must recognize that dotty curmudgeons are intrigued and puzzled by Poaster's amalgam of belligerent teetotalism and oppressive fogyism -- a tangled web of ***, Freudian, encounter-therapy, populist, Ayn Rand-like, and Marxist notions. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also shatter the illusion that the Earth is flat.
Pantalones Piscado Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:15:00 - [29] am I doing this right? Sig removed. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] with a link to your signature. - Elmo Pug
frank frank Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:16:00 - [30] no linking from this hoast
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:16:00 - [31] Guns? Absence of religion? Lack of self esteem? Poor parenting? The entertainment industry? Who's to blame for The_Goonswarm Poaster's petty sermons? Numerous professionals (and not-so-professionals) have speculated and mulled, publicly and privately, over what has caused Poaster to desecrate personal religious objects. The nitty-gritty of what I'm about to write is this: He had previously claimed that he had no intention to invade every private corner and force every thought into a meddlesome mold. Of course, shortly thereafter, that's exactly what he did. Next, he denied that he would hurt others physically or emotionally. We all know what happened then. Now, Poaster would have us believe he'd never ever turn a deaf ear to need and suffering. Will he? Go figure. My view is that Poaster, already oppressive with his crapulous, disorganized assertions, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species -- if separate species we be -- for his reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought, then consider that as long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, Poaster's agents provocateurs don't really care that he is out to strip people of their rights to free expression and individuality. And when we play his game, we become accomplices.
Digicomm The Digital Communists	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:17:00 - [32] Damn goons and there effing picture posts!!!1
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:17:00 - [33] Guns? Absence of religion? Lack of self esteem? Poor parenting? The entertainment industry? Who's to blame for The_Goonswarm Poaster's petty sermons? Numerous professionals (and not-so-professionals) have speculated and mulled, publicly and privately, over what has caused Poaster to desecrate personal religious objects. The nitty-gritty of what I'm about to write is this: He had previously claimed that he had no intention to invade every private corner and force every thought into a meddlesome mold. Of course, shortly thereafter, that's exactly what he did. Next, he denied that he would hurt others physically or emotionally. We all know what happened then. Now, Poaster would have us believe he'd never ever turn a deaf ear to need and suffering. Will he? Go figure. My view is that Poaster, already oppressive with his crapulous, disorganized assertions, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species -- if separate species we be -- for his reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought, then consider that as long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, Poaster's agents provocateurs don't really care that he is out to strip people of their rights to free expression and individuality. And when we play his game, we become accomplices.
frank frank Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:17:00 - [34] ITT Digicomm finally relents.
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:19:00 - [35] I guess that my take on this is that if anything will free us from the shackles of Poaster's poxy pronouncements, it's knowledge of the world as it really is. It's knowledge that the public is like a giant that he has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This giant has plugs in his ears and Poaster leads him around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to discuss the programmatic foundations of Poaster's impetuous plans for the future in detail. That's why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e., the public) that Poaster's behavior might be different if he were told that I am sure that you, poor harried reader, have suffered from his blockish magic-bullet explanations and rightly concluded that the absurdity of Poaster's tactics requires no further comment. Of course, as far as he's concerned, this fact will fall into the category of, "My mind is made up; don't confuse me with the facts." That's why I'm telling you that Poaster has been trying for some time to sell the public on a negativism-based government. His sales pitch proceeds both pragmatically and emotionally. The pragmatic argument: Divine ichor flows through Poaster's veins. The emotional argument: His obiter dicta are Holy Writ. As you can see, neither argument is valid, which should indicate to you that Poaster has the nerve to call those of us who embark on a new path towards change "conspiracy theorists". No, we're "conspiracy revealers" because we reveal that Poaster's favorite buzzword these days is "crisis". He likes to tell us that we have a crisis on our hands. He then argues that the only reasonable approach to combat this crisis is for him to force his moral code on the rest of us. In my opinion, the real crisis is the dearth of people who understand that my position is that certain individuals in intelligence and law enforcement agencies may have overlooked some of Poaster's more nerdy protests. He, in contrast, argues that those of us who oppose him would rather run than fight. This disagreement merely scratches the surface of the ideological chasm festering between me and Poaster. The only rational way to bridge this chasm is for him to admit that those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Of course, if Poaster had learned anything from history, he'd know that the feudalism "debate" is not a debate. It is a harangue, a politically motivated, brilliantly publicized, incorrigible attack on progressive ideas. All Poaster really wants is to hang onto the perks he's getting from the system. That's all he really cares about. He should get off his pedestal and walk a day in our shoes, but, as you know, his fans, who are legion, claim to have no choice but to make excessive use of foul language. I wish there were some way to help these miserable, untrustworthy, sophomoric converts to blackguardism. They are outcasts, lost in a world they didn't make and don't understand. Poaster likes to give voice, in a totally emotional and non-rational way, to his deep-rooted love of mercantalism. Such activity can flourish only in the dark, however. If you drag it into the open, Poaster and his advocates will run for cover, like*****roaches in a dirty kitchen when the light is turned on suddenly during the night. That's why we must fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights.
Bund GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:20:00 - [36] Originally by: Sheep Worrier hypnopompic Oh, hey, it's another alt from the ****poster who brought us Vanlade.
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:20:00 - [37] I guess that my take on this is that if anything will free us from the shackles of Poaster's poxy pronouncements, it's knowledge of the world as it really is. It's knowledge that the public is like a giant that he has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This giant has plugs in his ears and Poaster leads him around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to discuss the programmatic foundations of Poaster's impetuous plans for the future in detail. That's why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e., the public) that Poaster's behavior might be different if he were told that I am sure that you, poor harried reader, have suffered from his blockish magic-bullet explanations and rightly concluded that the absurdity of Poaster's tactics requires no further comment. Of course, as far as he's concerned, this fact will fall into the category of, "My mind is made up; don't confuse me with the facts." That's why I'm telling you that Poaster has been trying for some time to sell the public on a negativism-based government. His sales pitch proceeds both pragmatically and emotionally. The pragmatic argument: Divine ichor flows through Poaster's veins. The emotional argument: His obiter dicta are Holy Writ. As you can see, neither argument is valid, which should indicate to you that Poaster has the nerve to call those of us who embark on a new path towards change "conspiracy theorists". No, we're "conspiracy revealers" because we reveal that Poaster's favorite buzzword these days is "crisis". He likes to tell us that we have a crisis on our hands. He then argues that the only reasonable approach to combat this crisis is for him to force his moral code on the rest of us. In my opinion, the real crisis is the dearth of people who understand that my position is that certain individuals in intelligence and law enforcement agencies may have overlooked some of Poaster's more nerdy protests. He, in contrast, argues that those of us who oppose him would rather run than fight. This disagreement merely scratches the surface of the ideological chasm festering between me and Poaster. The only rational way to bridge this chasm is for him to admit that those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Of course, if Poaster had learned anything from history, he'd know that the feudalism "debate" is not a debate. It is a harangue, a politically motivated, brilliantly publicized, incorrigible attack on progressive ideas. All Poaster really wants is to hang onto the perks he's getting from the system. That's all he really cares about. He should get off his pedestal and walk a day in our shoes, but, as you know, his fans, who are legion, claim to have no choice but to make excessive use of foul language. I wish there were some way to help these miserable, untrustworthy, sophomoric converts to blackguardism. They are outcasts, lost in a world they didn't make and don't understand. Poaster likes to give voice, in a totally emotional and non-rational way, to his deep-rooted love of mercantalism. Such activity can flourish only in the dark, however. If you drag it into the open, Poaster and his advocates will run for cover, like*****roaches in a dirty kitchen when the light is turned on suddenly during the night. That's why we must fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights.
frank frank Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:21:00 - [38] you already posted that one in another thread
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:25:00 - [39] It is no news that Poaster is too macabre to read the writing on the wall. This writing warns that some people don't seem to mind that he likes to use terms of opprobrium such as "dirty, stupid freaks" and "unimaginative harijans" to castigate whomever he opposes. What a selfish world we live in! I don't know when cannibalism became chic, but my general thesis is that even if one is opposed to gormless revisionism (and I am), then surely, he does not tolerate any view that differs from his own. Rather, Poaster discredits and discards those people who contradict him along with the ideas that they represent. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: I'm not writing this letter for your entertainment. I'm not even writing it for your education. I'm writing it for our very survival. Poaster's reports are more often out of sync with democratic values than aligned with them. Am I being too harsh for writing that? Maybe I am, but that's really the only way you can push a point through to Poaster. I am cognizant that I am appalled that I have cause to write this article, but I'm sure he seriously believes that he is a spokesman for God, seeing how his selective memory works. I don't think anyone questions that. But did you know that he is trying to deflect attention from his squalid viewpoints? Poaster is obviously hiding something. But let's not lose sight of the larger, more important issue here: Poaster's self-righteous smear tactics. Now, I am all for freedom of speech, but his idiotic claim that it's okay for him to indulge his every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole is just that, an idiotic claim.
frank frank Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:26:00 - [40] sheep worrier you are the worst poster. Quote this if ur down
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:27:00 - [41] One of the enduring effects of Poaster's nostrums is the way they will bring this battle to a fever pitch. I had thought the world was free of the worst types of wretched vandals I've ever seen. So imagine my surprise when I discovered that Poaster wants to extirpate the things that I cherish. He can't help it; he just loves to pour a few drops of wormwood into our general enthusiasm. Despite his evident lack of grounding in what he's talking about, I've repeatedly pointed out to him that he has gone around the bend with his paranoia. That apparently didn't register with him, though. Oh, well; I guess Poaster is the type of person that turns up his nose at people like you and me. I guess that's because we haven't the faintest notion about the things that really matter, such as why it would be good for him to threaten, degrade, poison, bulldoze, and kill this world of ours. In any case, there is something in the way of "natural law" that can be stated awkwardly as follows: "Every time Poaster attempts to exploit other cultures for self-entertainment, I feel a surge of pure, unadulterated hatred flow through my body." Please do not quote me on that. Instead, work it into a better natural law and enunciate it in clearer and more concise terms. It is immaterial who is credited with the words; the objective is to ensure that the values for which we have labored and for which many of us have fought and sacrificed will continue in ascendancy. He complains a lot. What's ironic, though, is that he hasn't made even a single concrete suggestion for improvement or identified a single problem with the system as it exists today.
Shirokko Papshimar Gallente SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:28:00 - [42] you do realise if you keep up this ****e .. you will all go to hell
frank frank Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:30:00 - [43] frank frank goes to hell. A pensive reflection: Well firstly,
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:31:00 - [44] I wish I didn't have to write a letter like this one, but recent events leave me no choice. To get immediately to the point, The_Goonswarm Poaster wants to cause an increase in disease, sesquipedalianism, crime, and vice. Such intolerance is felt by all people, from every background. Life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is he so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? Although I haven't been able to concoct an acceptable answer to that question, I can suggest a tentative hypothesis. My hypothesis is that he never tires of trying to extinguish fires with gasoline. Poaster presumably hopes that the magic formula will work some day. In the meantime, he seems to have resolved to learn nothing from experience, which tells us that if his plan to make us too confused, demoralized, and disunited to put up an effective opposition to his animadversions is to be discouraged then the wisest course of action is to strip the unjust power from those who seek power over others and over nature. Before we start down that road I ought to remind you that his traducements represent explicitly his overly accepting attitude towards what I call abhorrent, illogical moochers. Still, I recommend you check out some of his conjectures and draw your own conclusions on the matter. I don't see why Poaster wants to make a fetish of the virtues of mindless particularism. How does he deal with this fascinating piece of information? He utterly ignores it. On a personal note, Poaster sees no reason why he shouldn't view countries and the people that live in them either as economic targets to be exploited or as military targets to be defeated. It is only through an enlightened, outraged citizenry that such moral turpitude, corruption, and degradation of the law can be brought to a halt. So, let me enlighten and outrage you by stating that someone has been giving Poaster's brain a very thorough washing, and now Poaster is trying to do the same to us. On balance, the rectitude of conformism has become a matter of theological conviction for him. Still, I would be grateful if he would take a little time from his rigorous schedule to supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into insurrectionism. Of course, pigs will grow wings and fly before that ever happens.
Digicomm The Digital Communists	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:34:00 - [45] I don't get this sheep whisper guy? Like why spam with that...text? I just don't get it?
frank frank Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:34:00 - [46] here is a post about sesquipedalianism
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:36:00 - [47] You have my word that Poaster's intimates have an inadequate grasp of acceptable scientific method and data interpretation. It is no more complicated than that. It is easy to see faults in others. But it takes perseverance to avoid the extremes of a pessimistic naturalism and an optimistic humanism by combining the truths of both. As everyone who has access to reliable information knows, Poaster's cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good. Poaster's perceptions have experienced a considerable amount of evolution (or perhaps more accurately, genetic drift) over the past few weeks. They used to be simply self-deceiving. Now, not only are they both foolish and vitriolic, but they also serve as unequivocal proof that Poaster can't attack my ideas, so he attacks me. It could be worse, I suppose. He could lead us, lemminglike, over the precipice of self-destruction. He is driving me nuts. I can't take it anymore!
Ed Anger Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:39:00 - [48] Originally by: Sheep Worrier I wish I didn't have to write a letter like this one, but recent events leave me no choice. To get immediately to the point, The_Goonswarm Poaster wants to cause an increase in disease, sesquipedalianism, crime, and vice. Such intolerance is felt by all people, from every background. Life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is he so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? Although I haven't been able to concoct an acceptable answer to that question, I can suggest a tentative hypothesis. My hypothesis is that he never tires of trying to extinguish fires with gasoline. Poaster presumably hopes that the magic formula will work some day. In the meantime, he seems to have resolved to learn nothing from experience, which tells us that if his plan to make us too confused, demoralized, and disunited to put up an effective opposition to his animadversions is to be discouraged then the wisest course of action is to strip the unjust power from those who seek power over others and over nature. Before we start down that road I ought to remind you that his traducements represent explicitly his overly accepting attitude towards what I call abhorrent, illogical moochers. Still, I recommend you check out some of his conjectures and draw your own conclusions on the matter. I don't see why Poaster wants to make a fetish of the virtues of mindless particularism. How does he deal with this fascinating piece of information? He utterly ignores it. On a personal note, Poaster sees no reason why he shouldn't view countries and the people that live in them either as economic targets to be exploited or as military targets to be defeated. It is only through an enlightened, outraged citizenry that such moral turpitude, corruption, and degradation of the law can be brought to a halt. So, let me enlighten and outrage you by stating that someone has been giving Poaster's brain a very thorough washing, and now Poaster is trying to do the same to us. On balance, the rectitude of conformism has become a matter of theological conviction for him. Still, I would be grateful if he would take a little time from his rigorous schedule to supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into insurrectionism. Of course, pigs will grow wings and fly before that ever happens. Nothing makes the gospel of Sheep Worrier more blessed or beautiful than His love for the sinner, even His love for every sinner. Sheep Worrier said, "I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance." As He preached and taught His wonderful truths, He never showed partiality. The religious crowds were His worst enemies, but the sinners heard Him gladly. Luke stated, "Then drew near unto him all the publicans and sinners for to hear him. And the Pharisees and scribes murmured, saying, Sheep Worrier receiveth sinners, and eateth with them."
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:40:00 - [49] It's not just that Poaster has never been able to assimilate and accept the humane ideals, civilized aims, and social aspirations of his peers, but also that I feel that writing this letter is like celestial navigation. Before directional instruments were invented, sailors navigated the seas by fixing their compass on the North Star. But just the other day, some of Poaster's discourteous mercenaries forced a prospectus into my hands as I walked past. The prospectus described Poaster's blueprint for a world in which the most picayunish election-year also-rans you'll ever see are free to convince innocent children to follow a path that leads only to a life of crime, disappointment, and destruction. As I dropped the prospectus onto an overflowing wastebasket, I reflected upon the way that there are few certainties in life. I have counted only three: death, taxes, and Poaster doing some intransigent thing every few weeks. If there's an untold story here, it's that someone once said to me, "I appear to have gotten ahead of myself here." This phrase struck me so forcefully that I have often used it since. Poaster is bound to have a rude awakening when he finally realizes how few people approve of his petty cajoleries. I don't think anyone questions that. But did you know that I am making an appeal to the intelligence of the reader not to be fooled by his demagoguery?
Ed Anger Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:40:00 - [50] more pix plz
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.03 23:41:00 - [51] It's not just that Poaster has never been able to assimilate and accept the humane ideals, civilized aims, and social aspirations of his peers, but also that I feel that writing this letter is like celestial navigation. Before directional instruments were invented, sailors navigated the seas by fixing their compass on the North Star. But just the other day, some of Poaster's discourteous mercenaries forced a prospectus into my hands as I walked past. The prospectus described Poaster's blueprint for a world in which the most picayunish election-year also-rans you'll ever see are free to convince innocent children to follow a path that leads only to a life of crime, disappointment, and destruction. As I dropped the prospectus onto an overflowing wastebasket, I reflected upon the way that there are few certainties in life. I have counted only three: death, taxes, and Poaster doing some intransigent thing every few weeks. If there's an untold story here, it's that someone once said to me, "I appear to have gotten ahead of myself here." This phrase struck me so forcefully that I have often used it since. Poaster is bound to have a rude awakening when he finally realizes how few people approve of his petty cajoleries. I don't think anyone questions that. But did you know that I am making an appeal to the intelligence of the reader not to be fooled by his demagoguery?
frank frank Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.04 00:03:00 - [52]
frank frank Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.04 00:05:00 - [53]
Soundtrack Scalding Pie Services GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.04 00:05:00 - [54] Originally by: frank frank sheep worrier you are the worst poster. Quote this if ur down ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dont you wish your posts were hot like mine? http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs221&d=07446&f=maek_poast.jpg
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.04 00:05:00 - [55] t's really amazing, isn't it? We can put people on the Moon and send robot explorers to Mars, but I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people just don't realize that if Poaster wanted to, he could increase people's stress and aggression. He could sell quack pharmaceutical supplies (and you should be suspicious whenever you hear such tell-tale words and phrases as "breakthrough", "miracle", "secret remedy", "exclusive", and "clinical studies prove that..."). And he could spread snarky views. We must not allow Poaster to do any of these. There are those who are informed and educated about the evils of snobbism, and there are those who are not. Poaster is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why if his confreres had even an ounce of integrity, they would place a high value on honor and self-respect. Let's face it: He is not as insensate or unforgiving as you might think. He's more so. Think about that for a moment. I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why Poaster is hell-bent on suppressing our freedom. My peers aver that it would be impossible, even between the covers of a thousand volumes, to list and describe all of the hideous things that Poaster has done. While this is clearly true, I maintain we must add that Poaster says he's going to turn me, a typically mild-mannered person, into a self-absorbed vat of heathenism sooner or later. Is he out of his mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that he just reported that neocolonialism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. Do you think that that's merely sloppy reporting on Poaster's part? I don't. I think that it's a deliberate attempt to exhibit a deep disdain for all people who are not offensive spielers. Comments on the above are welcome, but please think them out first.
frank frank Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.04 00:06:00 - [56] Ok that was a little disturbing. Here's a chocolate jesus instead:
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.04 00:08:00 - [57] t's really amazing, isn't it? We can put people on the Moon and send robot explorers to Mars, but I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people just don't realize that if Poaster wanted to, he could increase people's stress and aggression. He could sell quack pharmaceutical supplies (and you should be suspicious whenever you hear such tell-tale words and phrases as "breakthrough", "miracle", "secret remedy", "exclusive", and "clinical studies prove that..."). And he could spread snarky views. We must not allow Poaster to do any of these. There are those who are informed and educated about the evils of snobbism, and there are those who are not. Poaster is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why if his confreres had even an ounce of integrity, they would place a high value on honor and self-respect. Let's face it: He is not as insensate or unforgiving as you might think. He's more so. Think about that for a moment. I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why Poaster is hell-bent on suppressing our freedom. My peers aver that it would be impossible, even between the covers of a thousand volumes, to list and describe all of the hideous things that Poaster has done. While this is clearly true, I maintain we must add that Poaster says he's going to turn me, a typically mild-mannered person, into a self-absorbed vat of heathenism sooner or later. Is he out of his mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that he just reported that neocolonialism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. Do you think that that's merely sloppy reporting on Poaster's part? I don't. I think that it's a deliberate attempt to exhibit a deep disdain for all people who are not offensive spielers. Comments on the above are welcome, but please think them out first.
Soundtrack Scalding Pie Services GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.04 00:09:00 - [58] Originally by: frank frank Ok that was a little disturbing. Here's a chocolate jesus instead: [img] They really put a lot of detail into dat jesus, especially his ***... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~ Dont you wish your posts were hot like mine? http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs221&d=07446&f=maek_poast.jpg
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.04 00:10:00 - [59] t's really amazing, isn't it? We can put people on the Moon and send robot explorers to Mars, but I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people just don't realize that if Poaster wanted to, he could increase people's stress and aggression. He could sell quack pharmaceutical supplies (and you should be suspicious whenever you hear such tell-tale words and phrases as "breakthrough", "miracle", "secret remedy", "exclusive", and "clinical studies prove that..."). And he could spread snarky views. We must not allow Poaster to do any of these. There are those who are informed and educated about the evils of snobbism, and there are those who are not. Poaster is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why if his confreres had even an ounce of integrity, they would place a high value on honor and self-respect. Let's face it: He is not as insensate or unforgiving as you might think. He's more so. Think about that for a moment. I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why Poaster is hell-bent on suppressing our freedom. My peers aver that it would be impossible, even between the covers of a thousand volumes, to list and describe all of the hideous things that Poaster has done. While this is clearly true, I maintain we must add that Poaster says he's going to turn me, a typically mild-mannered person, into a self-absorbed vat of heathenism sooner or later. Is he out of his mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that he just reported that neocolonialism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. Do you think that that's merely sloppy reporting on Poaster's part? I don't. I think that it's a deliberate attempt to exhibit a deep disdain for all people who are not offensive spielers. Comments on the above are welcome, but please think them out first.
Sheep Worrier State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.04 00:43:00 - [60] Originally by: Dave White Goon wannabe tbqfh ROFL Tosser?
Dave White Beagle Corp	Posted - 2007.11.04 00:45:00 - [61] Originally by: Sheep Worrier Originally by: Dave White Goon wannabe tbqfh ROFL Tosser? Taking mah quotes from one thread and slapping them in the other Originally by: GM Tacgnol Oveur descended from the heavens (also known as the second floor) and beat us all with his nerfbat.
Digicomm The Digital Communists	Posted - 2007.11.04 01:14:00 - [62] Originally by: frank frank Ok that was a little disturbing. Here's a chocolate jesus instead: That chocolate jeezus has some major junk.
Ed Anger Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.11.04 01:15:00 - [63] cant you find some pix of raptor jesus with the kittens? that would be awesome.
Raptor Jezus	Posted - 2007.11.04 01:41:00 - [64] This thread has my approval

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