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Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.11.05 05:29:00 - [1] Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 05/11/2007 05:40:49 Discussing Bosses A squad of Marines were driving up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to both men, the marine was asked what had happened. The Marine reported; "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier." "What happened then?" the corpsman asked. "I yelled to him that **** *** (So Damn Insane ) was a miserable piece of crap, and he yelled back: 'George Bush is a miserable piece of crap." "We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us." Originally by:** Liz Kali Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking I owned someone on forums!!!
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.11.05 06:22:00 - [2] Damnit, someone gimme the attention I'm craving!!!! Originally by: Liz Kali Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking I owned someone on forums!!!
SoftRevolution	Posted - 2007.11.05 06:26:00 - [3] I chuckled.
Kazuma Ry Amarr Ebon Seraph	Posted - 2007.11.05 06:27:00 - [4] Nice, here's another marine joke: A Marine and a Airman were in the head, taking a leak, and they both finished around the same time. The Airman headed to the sink to wash his hands the the marine was leaving the head. The Airman said to the Marine "In the Air Force we are taught to wash our hands after relieving our self." The Marine replyed, "In the Marine Corps, we are taught not to ** on our hands." Kazuma Ry** No Pity! No Remorse! No Fear!
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.11.05 06:28:00 - [5] Originally by: Liz Kali Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking I owned someone on forums!!!
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.11.05 06:40:00 - [6] Would you believe that S@ddam is filtered? o.O
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.11.05 06:44:00 - [7] Originally by: Curzon Dax Would you believe that S@ddam is filtered? o.O So's O$ama... Originally by: Liz Kali Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking I owned someone on forums!!!
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.11.05 06:45:00 - [8] <3 Surfin' Plunderbunny. Shortened to Bunny. And you're in mUfFiN fAcToRy (gah, the typing)... So how about Bunnymuffin? Plundermuffin? That would be a great name for an alt. ;)
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.11.05 06:48:00 - [9] Originally by: Curzon Dax <3 Surfin' Plunderbunny. Shortened to Bunny. And you're in mUfFiN fAcToRy (gah, the typing)... So how about Bunnymuffin? Plundermuffin? That would be a great name for an alt. ;) This was an alt at first... then some tequila was involved, character recycling happened, BAM! I stuck with this chick that belongs to some guy named Surfin On a plus note, he was amarr... so no major loss Originally by: Liz Kali Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking I owned someone on forums!!!
F'nog Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce	Posted - 2007.11.05 06:55:00 - [10] Originally by: Kazuma Ry Nice, here's another marine joke: A Marine and a Airman were in the head, taking a leak, and they both finished around the same time. The Airman headed to the sink to wash his hands the the marine was leaving the head. The Airman said to the Marine "In the Air Force we are taught to wash our hands after relieving our self." The Marine replyed, "In the Marine Corps, we are taught not to ** on our hands." This is the better one, but the first is excellent too. Originally by:** Karen Serasia Because some idiot decided to sell an internet connection to me and didn't think of the consequences.

Big Al The Aftermath	Posted - 2007.11.05 10:55:00 - [11] Sleeping in the military
Kayna Eelai Gallente GNATHIC	Posted - 2007.11.05 12:32:00 - [12] i find it kinda lame that CCP filters out such names, but NOT that ******* of bush. fixed to 23.15 kB (23710 bytes)
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.11.05 17:48:00 - [13] they filter out Bush and Iceland probably gets bombed Originally by: Liz Kali Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking I owned someone on forums!!!
digital0verdose Caldari	Posted - 2007.11.05 18:51:00 - [14] The CIA was recruiting for a very important mission and they had to find someone with a stone cold demeanor and whose only goal was to serve the mission. There were four applicants, an Airman (Air Force), Sailor (NAVY), Soldier (ARMY) and a Marine. The interviewers brought the airman into the room and he saw they had his wife tied to a chair and gagged. They told the airman that he was to pick up the pistol on the table next to his wife and shoot her in the head after they left the room. Before the interviewers could leave, the airman refused, untied his wife and left. Next was the sailor who faced with the same task. After the interviewers left the room the sailor stood there for a moment, picked up the gun, looked in his wifes eye's and couldn't go through with it. The soldier picked up the gun after the interviewers left and put it to his wife's head. He stood there for minutes before he finally decided he just couldn't go through with it. The Marine was next. The interviewers left the room and were out side for only a few seconds before they heard a lot of scuffling and movement in the room. When the Marine came out alone the interviewers asked what had happened. The Marine responded, "Some idiot forgot to put bullets in the gun so I had to choke the ***** to death." --------------------------------------
Mtthias Clemi Gallente Infinitus Odium The Church.	Posted - 2007.11.05 19:21:00 - [15] Edited by: Mtthias Clemi on 05/11/2007 19:20:55 ******* hahah! I know someone with that last name, they WONT be happy. -------------------------------------------- THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Sangxianc Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2007.11.05 19:22:00 - [16] This thread delivers.
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.11.05 19:34:00 - [17] Edited by: Curzon Dax on 05/11/2007 19:36:22 The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on U.S. military recreation preferences: 1. Sport of choice for Army: bowling. 2. Sport of choice for Sailors: football. 3. Sport of choice for Marines: baseball. 4. Sport of choice for Coast Guardsmen: tennis. 5. Sport of choice for Airmen: golf. Notice how the farther down the list you go, the smaller their balls get. edited to add another one Dirty Ernie was playing in some poo, when a Marine Corps PFC. saw him and said "Dirty Ernie what are you doing with that poo? Dirty Ernie replied "I'm making a Marine Corps PFC." The PFC. ran off and got his Corporal. The corporal said "Dirty Ernie what are you doing? Dirty Ernie looked at him, grabbed some more poo and said "I'm making a Marine corps Corporal." The Corporal ran off and got his Sergeant ... the Sergeant said "Dirty Ernie what are you doing? Dirty Ernie looked at him, grabbed some more poo, and said "I'm making a Marine corps Sergeant." The Sergeant ran off to get his Lieutenant. The Lieutenant said "Dirty Ernie what are you doing? Ernie looked up at him and said I'm making a Marine Corps Sergeant" The Lieutenant looked at him with pride and said "I thought you were going to say you were making a Marine corps Lieutenant" Dirty Ernie looked at him and said "No Sir, I don't have enough poo!
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.11.05 19:42:00 - [18] Although to be fair, if we were to factor intelligence into the equation somewhere, look at ASVAB scores, and realize that the Marines are...well, Department of the Navy...I'm not so sure how much bragging there'd be about the Marine corp. =p The Joint Chiefs of Staff were leaving the Pentagon after a defense session, and stopped at the flagpole on the walkway outside. The Air Force General said, "I think I have finally found a way to show you true guts. Airman, come here!" An airman trotted over and came to attention with a brisk, "Yes, sir?" The Air force General said, "Airman, climb to the top of that flag pole". "Yes, Sir", came the quick response and up the pole he went. When the airman reached the top, the General told him to jump. The airman shouted, "Yes, Sir", and dropped to his death. The General turned to his peers and said, "now that is guts." The Marine General did the same and the Admiral did too, with the same results as the Air Force poor airman. The Army General told them they were all full of **** and called an Army private over. "Private, climb that flag pole!" "Yes Sir!" was the quick response and up the pole he went. The Army General than told him to jump. The private responded "Sir, no, Sir!". The General than turned to his peers and said, "now that's guts."
digital0verdose Caldari	Posted - 2007.11.05 20:00:00 - [19] Originally by: Curzon Dax Although to be fair, if we were to factor intelligence into the equation somewhere, look at ASVAB scores, and realize that the Marines are...well, Department of the Navy...I'm not so sure how much bragging there'd be about the Marine corp. =p The Joint Chiefs of Staff were leaving the Pentagon after a defense session, and stopped at the flagpole on the walkway outside. The Air Force General said, "I think I have finally found a way to show you true guts. Airman, come here!" An airman trotted over and came to attention with a brisk, "Yes, sir?" The Air force General said, "Airman, climb to the top of that flag pole". "Yes, Sir", came the quick response and up the pole he went. When the airman reached the top, the General told him to jump. The airman shouted, "Yes, Sir", and dropped to his death. The General turned to his peers and said, "now that is guts." The Marine General did the same and the Admiral did too, with the same results as the Air Force poor airman. The Army General told them they were all full of **** and called an Army private over. "Private, climb that flag pole!" "Yes Sir!" was the quick response and up the pole he went. The Army General than told him to jump. The private responded "Sir, no, Sir!". The General than turned to his peers and said, "now that's guts." I've heard the same one with the Marine in the guts role. I am assuming you're a Hooah! --------------------------------------
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.11.05 20:14:00 - [20] I like my joke because it doesn't ** off any one branch Originally by:** Liz Kali Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking I owned someone on forums!!!

Jenny Spitfire Caldari	Posted - 2007.11.05 20:41:00 - [21] Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Damnit, someone gimme the attention I'm craving!!!! You roxx Surfin. Hahahahahahaha. Funny joke. :) Maor, moar! --------- Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria! Kali is for KArebearLIng. I 100% agree with Avon. Female EVE gamers? Mail Zajo or visit WGOE.Public in-game.


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