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GenericPlayer24
The Museum of Dangerous Books and Papers
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Posted - 2012.01.28 05:50:00 -
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So, this just happened to me:
Darren is in jita local chat, selling a hulk for 170m, what a steal!
[04:55:28] darren Lennelluc > hey
[04:55:38] GenericPlayer24 > Hello
[04:55:55] GenericPlayer24 > I am interested in the hulk
[04:56:00] GenericPlayer24 > how do we do this ?
[04:56:07] darren Lennelluc > ok sweet :)
[04:56:18] darren Lennelluc > contracts are fulll :P
[04:56:22] darren Lennelluc > can we trade mat e
[04:56:36] GenericPlayer24 > sure
[04:56:46] GenericPlayer24 > Oh, I see
[04:57:01] GenericPlayer24 > show me the ship first :P
[04:57:06] darren Lennelluc > ok
[04:57:41] GenericPlayer24 > very good
[04:57:47] darren Lennelluc > what
[04:58:06] GenericPlayer24 > I was inspecting the ship
At this point I tried to offer him a generous 1.7m for a retriever he was selling.
[04:58:22] darren Lennelluc > thats not enpugh :)
[04:58:28] GenericPlayer24 > thats not a hulk
[04:58:49] darren Lennelluc > do u want to buy a plex r 2 off me
[04:59:01] GenericPlayer24 > great deal, 450m, right ?
[04:59:19] darren Lennelluc > no 2 for 880 mil
[04:59:36] GenericPlayer24 > sure
[04:59:45] darren Lennelluc > ok :)
[04:59:47] darren Lennelluc > 1 sec
[05:00:19] darren Lennelluc > url=contract:30000142//5121463730 Day Pilot's License Extension (PLEX) (Item Exchange)/url url=showinfo:1375//91416867x2/url
[05:00:38] GenericPlayer24 > and as expected thats only 1 plex
[05:00:49] GenericPlayer24 > did get you to waste the 10k isk to make the contract, though :D
[05:00:49] darren Lennelluc > true
[05:00:51] darren Lennelluc > wait
[05:00:55] darren Lennelluc > one last thing
[05:00:59] darren Lennelluc > this is real
[05:01:16] darren Lennelluc > url=contract:30002187//51226609Charon (Auction)/url
Contract is a legit auction for a charon, 920m starting, 1.2b buyout. Current jita price is 939m/922m
[05:01:50] darren Lennelluc > 40 mil under jita
[05:02:04] GenericPlayer24 > its not 40m under jita you ass
[05:02:13] GenericPlayer24 > its 2m under the buying price
[05:02:18] GenericPlayer24 > and you have to wait 3 days
[05:02:33] darren Lennelluc > i can sell to u now for 920 mil
[05:02:43] darren Lennelluc > u can even make and send me the contract
[05:02:51] GenericPlayer24 > suprisingly, I could actually use a charon
[05:03:05] darren Lennelluc > ok :)
[05:03:12] GenericPlayer24 > can you make a contract, no funny buisness ?
[05:03:29] darren Lennelluc > yes ok :)
[05:03:33] darren Lennelluc > u better accept tho
[05:03:52] darren Lennelluc > if u dont i will loose 13 mil and be very mad ? :P
[05:03:59] darren Lennelluc > so do u want it
[05:04:04] GenericPlayer24 > I'll accept if its actually legit
No one is this stupid, not 5 seconds ago I just told him I made him waste isk making a contract AND he realizes I might be doing this to spite him. But then:
[05:04:15] GenericPlayer24 > so, up to you really
[05:05:22] GenericPlayer24 > no carbon, thanks
[05:05:24] GenericPlayer24 > :P
[05:05:34] darren Lennelluc > url=contract:30002187//51229686Charon (Item Exchange)/url
He actually made it, and its legit. Mother of god.
[05:05:59] GenericPlayer24 > spoilers:
[05:06:05] GenericPlayer24 > I don't need a charon
[05:06:09] GenericPlayer24 > :3
[05:06:14] darren Lennelluc > im war decking u
[05:06:20] darren Lennelluc > with my alliance
[05:06:30] GenericPlayer24 > come at me bro :D
[05:06:33] darren Lennelluc > if u dont pay me 20 mil
[05:06:56] GenericPlayer24 > greifer tears best tears !
[05:07:31] darren Lennelluc > what a ****
[05:07:40] darren Lennelluc > dont care tho i just sold it :)
[05:07:45] darren Lennelluc > bye bye ass hole
[05:07:47] GenericPlayer24 > lol
[05:08:37] GenericPlayer24 > I can't help but notice, you arent leaving :3
That is the end of the private conversation, But not the end of the story.
Just then, in jita local, our friend darren is at it again!
I reply to two of his 'ads' selling his hulk immediately with " ^ thats a scam, yo ^ " thinking nothing will come of it.
AND THEN:
[05:10:46] darren Lennelluc > url=showinfo:1373//1495073520genericplayer24/url just scamed me of 2 bil . what an ******* . dont get scamed bye him
Flawless victory. Connoisseurs of tears will notice the bad grammar and use of the incorrect form of 'bye' , clearly indicating MAD.
Screenshots:
http://www.mediafire.com/?t5n8s6r06htdo7t |
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2012.01.28 05:56:00 -
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Can we just get the TL:DR?
I actually read it twice, still I dont get it.
CCP and even the CSM have a lot of hardworking men and women who are very intelligent, working on making New Eden a better place-it is CCP management that I fear the most. |
GenericPlayer24
The Museum of Dangerous Books and Papers
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Posted - 2012.01.28 06:00:00 -
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Darius III wrote:Can we just get the TL:DR?
I actually read it twice, still I dont get it.
tl:dr:
scammer in jita
make him waste 13m making a contract
tears ensue |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.01.28 06:13:00 -
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So you made him throw away 13,010,000 isk. I must applaud you for doing this.
Good job, and thanks for sending some pain to the people that make local a pain to my eyes. (Yes I know I can minimize local, but Jita is full of reds and I need to remember to not undock so they can pod my market alt). |
Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
111
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Posted - 2012.01.28 06:22:00 -
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Reading that made me very happy.
Regards,
LCpl. Aiwha-á
Senior Recruiter |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion
Talocan United
280
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Posted - 2012.01.28 06:38:00 -
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tl;dr:
Pilot calls Jita scammer out; runs to forums; pats himself on back. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1170
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Posted - 2012.01.28 06:44:00 -
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Not impressed.
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Jovan Geldon
SniggWaffe
EVE Corporation 123566322353
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Posted - 2012.01.28 06:47:00 -
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This was entirely threadworthy |
Lady Spank
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
1340
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Posted - 2012.01.28 10:08:00 -
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Fascinating
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
Xolve
Intaki Armaments
Important Internet Spaceship League
767
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Posted - 2012.01.28 10:45:00 -
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I have 17 mil can I help
Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |
Tora Bushido
Count With Teddy Mercenaries
9
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Posted - 2012.01.28 11:22:00 -
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Not an extremely high amount of isks.... still funny 
Copyright : Tallian EVE PR Services'We need Tora on CSM like we need holes in our heads.... Both will get you metal plates!' |
Mai Khumm
Apple Construction Inc
Northern Associates.
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Posted - 2012.01.28 14:09:00 -
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+1 for making scammer waste stolen ISK...
James Hetfield, can you please hit the bottle again and make good music? |
Princess Bride
Corripe Cervisiam Trade Consortium
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Posted - 2012.01.28 15:56:00 -
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There have been so few scam stories of any kind on C&P lately or decent tears. I feel like Eddie Murphy eating crackers. "Was that a Ritz? That was the best crackers I ever had!" +1 for tears, even if it was only a small amount of ISK. |
Cannibal Kane
Priest of New Eden
Stay Calm Don't Panic
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Posted - 2012.01.28 16:40:00 -
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Is it just me or did the meaning of tears reduce heavily in quality.
Today it is considered tears if bears make to much isk. It is considered tears when PVE content is shotdown.
What happaned to tears meaning a person gets an embelism in local and rage quits due to something a person did?
There a downtern here... people need to get their standards up.
"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Zack Evans
GriffinWaffe
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Posted - 2012.01.28 18:23:00 -
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Quite interesting, I wonder the age of the terrible local scammer. |
Meridith Akesia
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
85
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Posted - 2012.01.29 13:36:00 -
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Whoa, you sure showed that dude! |
Lady Spank
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2012.01.29 16:48:00 -
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are you a bad enough dude?
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
enterprisePSI
Unimatrix 0.1
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Posted - 2012.01.29 20:28:00 -
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You guys didn't find it funny enough? i am wardecking you with my alliance.
The tears of the many, outweight the tears of the few. Or the one.
-«enterprise-psi |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Reverse Safari Venture Industries
792
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Posted - 2012.01.29 23:13:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Is it just me or did the meaning of tears reduce heavily in quality.
I completely agree. Bears and griefers alike are far too quick to shout "ooooh tears!" when someone so much as disagrees with them.
The guy I got to ragequit Eve after wrecking his alliance ambitions and collapsing his corp without firing a shot? THAT was tears. |
StonerPhReaK
Nasgul Collective
Cascade Imminent
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Posted - 2012.01.30 00:45:00 -
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I fake scam my alts to harvest dey tears all the time.Never gets old either. |
Shukuzen Kiraa
47-Ronin
Outer Ring Excavations Syndicate
47
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Posted - 2012.01.30 00:49:00 -
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Darius III wrote:Can we just get the TL:DR?
I actually read it twice, still I dont get it.
That's because you're slow.
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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.01.30 04:13:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Is it just me or did the meaning of tears reduce heavily in quality.
Today it is considered tears if bears make to much isk. It is considered tears when PVE content is shotdown.
What happaned to tears meaning a person gets an embelism in local and rage quits due to something a person did?
There a downtern here... people need to get their standards up.
Bears making isk is tears? If that's true, you are indeed right that the product has decreased greatly in quality.
Now, when bears are stopped from making isk, then tears will come out. Especially if it's from ganking those really expensive hisec incursion ships.
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