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Kata Dakini
An Eye For An Eye
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.11.05 22:49:00 -
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Edited by: Kata Dakini on 05/11/2007 22:49:14
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For more enjoyment and greater efficiency, consumption is being standardized.
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Scorpyn
Caldari
Infinitus Odium
The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.05 22:49:00 -
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Edited by: Scorpyn on 05/11/2007 22:51:31
Edit : Above post was edited so the contents here did not make any sense anymore.
2007-07-19 20:26
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Patch Esquire
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2007.11.05 23:03:00 -
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Edited by: Patch86 on 18/10/2179 09:30:29
I have come from the future to tell you that this thread has great historical significance. Heed it's contents and take warning.
EDIT: Damn, he changed it. Bad luck guys.
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If you're reading this, Patch86 was too lazy to select his main.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.11.05 23:34:00 -
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 Originally by: Kata Dakini
Edited by: Kata Dakini on 05/11/2007 23:10:07
Edited by: Kata Dakini on 05/11/2007 23:01:52
So on Saturday night, as a friend and I left my apartment for night four of an extra long weekend of debauchery, we came across a box in the back alley just sitting there. It's like a safebox, probably fireproof, with a lock and it is very macho. We checked it out, and it was unlocked.
Opening it revealed a number of curious documents. We decided to take it back to my apartment and investigate further. Contents as follows:
Birth Certificate
Social Security Card
Insurance cards
Dozens of US Army awards, certificates, and other achievement recognition documents.
This is pretty weird. We had a toke and decided that we have just found ourselves as minor characters from 24 or Bourne Identity. This guy's whole life is inside this box, some pretty important documents, and this box was just sitting on the street unlocked.
So we left the box at home and went and got drunk.
I work with a number of ex-military, and had one of them who is a retired Master Chief call the closest Army base (Fort Carson) to report what we found. The woman on the other end gave 'em a hard time. Nothing was accomplished.
So I guess I'm gonna just take this thing down to the police station and turn it in.
I've tried finding him with Google/myspace/etc, but I didn't come across any good leads. If I wanted to pay a PI, I'm sure it would be easy, but I don't want to pay jack. The info I have is:
Full Name
DOB
SSN
Last known rank in Army
A couple former addresses
Car make/model which might not be current
I'd like to know what happened to this guy, and why this box of his was sitting in downtown Denver at 10pm on a Saturday, unlocked. WWHD?
OMG, HE KNOWS THE MASTA CHEIF!
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Kayna Eelai
Gallente
GNATHIC
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Posted - 2007.11.06 11:58:00 -
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i've once found a (old and already invalid) ID card on the floor. i went to police and they had me sitting there and later filling papers for over 3 hours.
next time i find something like that again, i am gonna drop it into a mailbox and let the post sort it out.
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Rubra
J. S. Bach In memoriam
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Posted - 2007.11.06 12:21:00 -
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It's probably John Titor's real identity.
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Marahk T'or
Hand Of Muritor
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Posted - 2007.11.06 12:39:00 -
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Was the box orange, by any chance?
Failing that... going with Titor. 
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When a government fails the people,
a New Republic must be forged.
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Avery Fatwallet
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Posted - 2007.11.06 16:51:00 -
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10 isk some appartment got broken into, and the thief (thieves) ditched that stuff.
probably a junkie that didnt look into the long term possibilites of the stuff you found 
keep us updated, if you find anyhting out.
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Rikeka
Amarr
Eye of God
O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.11.06 18:31:00 -
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I can think of two things:
1) The box you found belongs to a double agent in the US military, who has been kidnapped and killed by CIA operatives. The guy no longer exists, all his records have been destroyed... But now that you`ve found that, they`ll search for you, and kill you in order to end your quest of knowledge...
Thus, as we speak, they are probably tracking you right now, getting closer with every second you stay online... If we no longer heard of you, we`ll know this is true, we`ll miss you, and we`ll learn from your mistakes: "Never ever dig too much" and "Burn the evidence".
2) The safe was in the trunk of a car, the safe jumped out (maybe a bump), hit opened the safe...
3) Junkie theory someone already posted.
I like mine, mind you :P
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