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Kwerkus Ilf
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.11.06 20:45:00 -
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Edited by: Kwerkus Ilf on 06/11/2007 20:48:09
Got annoying enemies that you canÆt quite stomp? ****ed off at those smack-talking carebear blobbers the next system over? Perhaps you want to soften up a system in advance of your own operations. Maybe you just hate someone and want to ruin their day while remaining anonymous...
As long as your foes are in low-sec BEES can help by bringing a little of that Amamake flavor right to their doorstep. For a fee we will install ourselves in the system of your choice for up to a week of pillaging, griefing, and general havoc-wreaking. Unlike normal mercenary contracts which involve camping tactics, cumbersome contracts, and lengthy negotiations, we will get in their fast and pirate the crap out of EVERYTHING in the system and surrounding area throughout the period of the contract.
Ever tried ratting, running missions, even just jumping gates when pirates are around? It gets tiring really fast. Unlike normal merc contracts, you can't use alts to avoid pirates. We shoot everything! So: for the cost of a couple of T2 fit battleships you can now bring the same levels of frustration to your favorite Eve buddies.
How is it so cheap? Contract Pirating is inexpensive for you because we are able to draw resources from all pilots in the target area rather than relying entirely on your fee. We pirate all day in the Amamake area anyway, so the only real cost to us moving to a new system.
Interested? HereÆs what we need from you:
Target system (will include the surrounding area within +/- 5 jumps)
Target corporations/alliance
5 mil/jump from Amamake installation fee
10mil/day while BEES are installed
20% of the cost of damages inflicted on the target corp(s) (calculated based on Eve-Kill prices)
War declaration fees (only if we deem them necessary)
We are willing to negotiate a cap on damages inflicted if you need to limit the total cost of the operation (afraid we might inflict too much damage?). All other costs are fixed. No negotiations mean that we can be installed fast, usually within 48 hours of notification about the contract.
As always, feel free to swing by Amamake 3-1 for a free demonstration.
http://bees.eve-kill.net/
BONUS: As part of our introductory extravaganza we will be waiving the installation fees on our first contract. Get in touch with Termina, Jed Stark, or Kwerkus Ilf if you are interested.
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William DeMeo
Gallente
the united
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:02:00 -
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gl
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Jacob Castillo
Caldari
Copperhead Inc.
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:22:00 -
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you might want to change the size of that banner, it breaks the forums :S
Good luck though.
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Kwerkus Ilf
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:27:00 -
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 Originally by: Jacob Castillo
you might want to change the size of that banner, it breaks the forums :S
Good luck though.
Ah, thanks for the tip, m8. Will fix it!
-K
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PCaBoo
RennTech
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:34:00 -
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lol sounds like fun.
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VicturusTeSaluto
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Posted - 2007.11.06 22:53:00 -
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I'll pay to send you guys far off so that you do not scare my targets ;)
Good hunting.
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Rudy Metallo
Additional Pylons
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Posted - 2007.11.06 23:27:00 -
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BEES cured my erectile dysfunction.
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Won Ton
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.11.07 00:14:00 -
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how about i hire you to move into a lowsec system and set up camp, but if you lose more ships to rens 911 than you can kill you pay us?
weaklings >:[
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Hulkon
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Posted - 2007.11.07 01:36:00 -
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YARRR and good luck. May you grief yar enemies many times over.
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Kwerkus Ilf
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.11.07 02:39:00 -
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Edited by: Kwerkus Ilf on 07/11/2007 02:40:19
Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto
I'll pay to send you guys far off so that you do not scare my targets ;)
Good hunting.
Lol, good point. We won't be accepting any contracts that are obviously designed to keep us in backwater, uninhabited systems just to keep us out of the way :) Hilarious idea though.
As for Rens 911: we miss you guys. Come on back and police Amamake again. It's always fun to have people gunning for us and we all got some fun fights out of it :)
-K
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PCaBoo
RennTech
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.07 03:28:00 -
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I'll contract you guys to keep amamake and Egghelende on lock down. Bring back all of the loot to me and i'll pay you with it. :p
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Arvald
Caldari
Tutela Of Obscurum
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Posted - 2007.11.07 05:01:00 -
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were gona need a can of raid and a big ass fly swatter  good luck guys
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Originally by: eddie valvetino
little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams
"BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! MOTHER ******!!!!!!"
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Sulora
Amarr
ASGARD SECURITY SHIPPING PRODUCTION
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.07 05:14:00 -
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good luck guys, may all of your targets be freighters filled with bpo's 
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Arvald
Caldari
Tutela Of Obscurum
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Posted - 2007.11.07 05:22:00 -
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Originally by: Sulora
good luck guys, may all of your targets be freighters filled with bpo's
if so KAN AH HAZ SUUUUUM PWWWEASE
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Originally by: eddie valvetino
little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams
"BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! MOTHER ******!!!!!!"
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Vim
Foundation
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.11.07 08:21:00 -
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Good luck. Say hi to kenny from me =)
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Kwerkus Ilf
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.11.07 20:56:00 -
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Thx to all the well-wishers. I'll definitely give ken your regards, Vim.
C'mon now people: who wants to deploy some griefage?
-K
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Chomapuraku
Templar Republic
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.11.07 21:03:00 -
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sing it with me....
DIRTY DEEDS
DONE DIRT CHEAP!!
dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap!
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Kehmor
Caldari
PAK
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Posted - 2007.11.07 21:41:00 -
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can i pay you to fight my corp on a kill by kill basis?
The Movement is recruiting! |
jimmyjam
Infestation.
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Posted - 2007.11.07 23:42:00 -
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Can i pay you to kick someone in the nut sac?
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Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.11.08 09:17:00 -
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Originally by: Kehmor
can i pay you to fight my corp on a kill by kill basis?
or just come to Ama and fight us for free :p but if you want to pay us to fly to where ever to fight ya I' sure we could oblige
YARRR..Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap...thats going in teh BIO
"Where are you guys going in your battleships?"
"We are going to camp in Amamake; kill 500 carebears and 1 NPC"
"Why are you gonna kill an NPC?"
"See, nobody cares about the carebears!"
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Neal Cassady
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.11.08 09:19:00 -
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Originally by: jimmyjam
Can i pay you to kick someone in the nut sac?
if you hold him ill do it gratis
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Kwerkus Ilf
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.11.09 10:19:00 -
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C'mon now, what could be better than hiring pirates to terrorize a system full of people you hate? In case you forget: WE HAVE JED STARK! Dat's all you should need to hear! 
-K
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Jed Stark
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.11.09 11:15:00 -
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Originally by: Kwerkus Ilf
In case you forget: WE HAVE JED STARK! Dat's all you should need to hear!
Signed
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Archa
Caldari
Chickens with an Attitude
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Posted - 2007.11.09 11:24:00 -
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In this case there really is pie.....
love them bees.
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Cpt Pewpew
DMC Inc.
Fang Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.09 18:32:00 -
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YYYAARRRR nice to see the bee's are still going i might have to come down to amagankme and sit in 3-1  we got some nice kills togather back in the day, these guys are good at there job, either pay them to kill some people or pay them for a ransom
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Neal Cassady
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.11.10 11:05:00 -
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to anyone bumping the stark thread, bump this one it'll help jed more.
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Jed Stark
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.11.12 11:46:00 -
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We're still looking for people to grief, people. Break out that wallet and fork over teh iskies to grief and pwn your most hated n-eh-mies. We're doing this all already of course on our own time and dime, but having a purpose makes crushing peoples souls by explody'ing their ships so much sweeter to our dirty pirate ears.
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Neal Cassady
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.11.12 14:18:00 -
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do it for mr. stark, the DaVinci of our times
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Kwerkus Ilf
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.11.12 17:00:00 -
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Edited by: Kwerkus Ilf on 12/11/2007 17:01:53
Think of us as a big yellow and black striped grenade: you chuck it in there and take cover. When the smoke clears things are a lot messier than they were before.
-K
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snakefartz
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Posted - 2007.12.15 18:32:00 -
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STARK FOR PREZ!!
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