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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.03.02 14:51:00 -
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Edited by: Maud Dib on 02/03/2004 15:11:39
So you want to post a topic but your worried about Jade comming along and post a thousand word essay riping your position to shreds?
Worried the rest of the Jericho ladies will turn it into a pron filled orgy of wanton sexuality?
Well have no fear Jericho Fraction is now proud to offer Thread Hijacking insurance. We offer three levels at very affordable rates.
Basic- Keeps the thread safe for a few mins as I convo all of them and distract them.
Gold- Keeps your thread safe for a few hours. Involves whips, chains and the burning of Shin's panties.
Platinum- Keeps your thread safe for days.- Involves Jade and Miso bound and gaged in the dungeon. Forcing Shin, Maya and Jovin to mine and sending j0 to gank n00bs in Amsen.
Higher level may be purchased however they are very expensive as the babyoil and glitter costs alone are staggering.
Contact me in game for pricing.
Thread insurance you KNOW you need it.
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2004.03.02 14:53:00 -
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Can I hire you as well? 
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.03.02 14:55:00 -
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YOINKS!!
Hi-jacked 
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Moah
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Posted - 2004.03.02 14:58:00 -
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Edited by: Moah on 02/03/2004 14:58:34
Palladium - Jade and Miso will delete theyr Accounts.
Fancy. |
Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.03.02 15:05:00 -
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Can I hire you as well?
For you Eris it's on the house.
Corwin still has to pay.
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2004.03.02 15:17:00 -
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What if we want the Jericho ladies to turn it into a pron filled orgy of wanton sexuality?
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2004.03.02 15:18:00 -
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An intersting service to say the least.
But I'm more in the market for thread mercs.
How much will you charge for Miso to 'jack a thread?
And do you do a low-maintenance ninja-bumping service?
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.03.02 15:21:00 -
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How much will you charge for Miso to 'jack a thread?
You mean there are people that would pay me to do that? Damn it, I could have made a fortune 
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.03.02 15:35:00 -
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mmm, what an interesting sounding service ... I can understand the concerns that Maud Dib talked about certainly, and I am sure that a modest payment to ease peace of mind (and provide a certain bound frisson of exciting enrapture) will present a mutually satisfying fiscal interchange! Makes perfect sense for the novice forum warrior and fledgling alliance pilot who lives in fear at the prospect of a full scale hijacking.
but that said, drunkenmaster has some excellent concepts besides, and the idea of mercenary forum hijackers working from the dark shadows of economic motivation to bring fire and death and strange passion and wild romance to unsuspecting threads ... mmmm indeed, its all rather scruptuous.
??? hang on a moment! Thats what our corp claimed to be doing 8 months ago! "guerilla public relations consultants" good lord, does that mean our time is finally here?
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Lilith Danu
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Posted - 2004.03.02 15:58:00 -
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Worried the rest of the Jericho ladies will turn it into a pron filled orgy of wanton sexuality?
Whats a pron?
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2004.03.02 16:07:00 -
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"Whats a pron?"
It's that poor excuse for apron Miso is wearing when she's baking her muffins...
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Ukiah
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Posted - 2004.03.02 16:10:00 -
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Muad Dib, if you can't even keep your own thread from being hijacked, how do I know I'll get my money's worth? I'd rather pay Miso to turn it into a **** filled orgy of wanton sexuality, and she already does that for free....
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.03.02 16:38:00 -
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Muad Dib, if you can't even keep your own thread from being hijacked, how do I know I'll get my money's worth? I'd rather pay Miso to turn it into a **** filled orgy of wanton sexuality, and she already does that for free....
This just shows what can happen if you don't buy the insurance.
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Chai N'Dorr
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Posted - 2004.03.03 10:15:00 -
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*grabs popcorn and starts munchin*
Love to see where this thread is going...
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.03.03 10:22:00 -
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Edited by: Omber Zombie on 03/03/2004 10:23:31
Maud, could I rent the services of my corp to you. You could be our forum pimp. We can promise not to devolve any serious thread into a deep, dark well of insanity, unless of course you paid us to.
Oh I also have Inoculator's promise not to post poetry unless paid to.
Please let me know.
Omber Zombie,
Chief Mad Scientist
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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