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Saldoro
Gallente Disco Biscuits
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:13:00 -
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tl;dr version is:
Hey, look at me I'm an attention seeking failure at life that needs to qualify my behaviour on a game that I'm trying to make you believe that I don't care about.
Goons take this game more seriously than any alliance has ever done. That's not the sad fact though. The sad fact is that you believe it's stupid to take a game seriously. Games can be fun and taken seriously. It's not a hard concept to grasp.
Also note that if there aren't at least 5 threads about Goons on the first page of CAOD Goons will post threads about themselves until their quota is met.
You have become Bob. Congrats.
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Zzleeper
Amarr levisomnus spectatrix
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:18:00 -
[182]
"It is rare to see a community so hypocritical and so incredibly stuck up that they cant even take their own satire well."
This reminds me of SA forums! (yes i am a spy ) Originally Posted by CCP Arkannon There are specific rules in place forbidding players from bragging about GM or developer connections.. Did T20 miss the CCP induction course? |

Ponderous Thunderstroke
Republic War Machine Industries
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:44:00 -
[183]
Dude...your face...
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Vile rat
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 12:16:00 -
[184]
Originally by: Ponderous Thunderstroke Dude...your face...
woah that's creepy.
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Dafuzz
Gallente Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.15 12:20:00 -
[185]
Originally by: Vile rat
Originally by: Ponderous Thunderstroke Dude...your face...
woah that's creepy.
Looks more like the name of that char should be "Rorschach".
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hammyhamm
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 12:31:00 -
[186]
Oh god please don't post
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Krystian
Caldari No Quarter. Vae Victis.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 12:45:00 -
[187]
Edited by: Krystian on 15/11/2007 12:45:47
http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?
No matter how you play it people it is just a game. Please play it like one. Dont go blow your brains out in RL cause you lost a 1 trillion isk fitted Titan. Its just a game and treat it as such.
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Dafuzz
Gallente Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.15 12:52:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Empyre
Originally by: The Mittani drivel
and that has to do with me how? nm, you're emphasizing my point. this will be the only time i thank you. wait, one more time actually. thanks for reminding me why i need to keep my filters on.
oh yeah this is a pretty good one too
Originally by: dbp
Eonov: I think the n00b thing was something perpetrated mostly by the goons themselves so that when they lose they pretend they are newbs but when they win they look like complete hero's.
The real facts are that they can mostly all fly BS and the only reason we didn't kill more was because they were ordered not too fly them through fear of losing them.
The only n00b thing about the goons is their lack of leadership, cohesion and real understanding of the finer points of eve, from both a warfare part and a respect part
yeah ive heard similar things before empyre and it'll do you about as good as it did dbp here
One thing y'all got to give credit to -DBP for, and that is, the posting polarized your members like a bottle of Viagra would do. Its akin to your hordes coming after BoB like we were a bunch of virgins.
We play hard to get, but enjoy the fights/loving in the long run.
Nothing like telling someone "you are dead" and having them prove you wrong tbqh, I think its fun to watch, and a good way to get people to fight you.
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Fry Fortune
Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 12:53:00 -
[189]
Dafuzz the backpedaling would work if DBP didn't truely believe what he typed, which he did. You can't turn an idiot into a masterful troll 
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Dafuzz
Gallente Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.15 12:56:00 -
[190]
Originally by: Fry Fortune Dafuzz the backpedaling would work if DBP didn't truely believe what he typed, which he did. You can't turn an idiot into a masterful troll 
I ain't backpedaling at all. No clue what was in DBP's head, don't really care. He ain't around much at all right now. I live in the here and now, not in the past. But you gotta admit, he wee'd in the goons cheerios, and look what ya got now.
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Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 12:57:00 -
[191]
<3 goons
i love how the first page of this thread is filled with moderated posts =P
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Mr Broker
Amarr Station Gremlings
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Posted - 2007.11.15 13:17:00 -
[192]
goons are a lot like a Halloween candy; different flavors and associated health risks
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Exus
PsyCorp
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Posted - 2007.11.15 13:23:00 -
[193]
Some words about a guy that dont know about games.
Games like MMOs needs time investment. That means you need time and work to achieve something. In Eve Online, this kind of time investment have more importance because when you loose something. You loose it. Period. So people whining about their loss, the nerfbat, and beeing agressive on forums isnt something you could smile of.
Basically, this game is also important in real life because time is real. Effort is real. So you can be sarcastic, you can laugh about people taking this game too seriously, but you just dont understand the way games works... and I mean "all" games. Some people play to win, maybe not you, but that's you, not everyone. There, you are the arrogant person, you insult me here because I'm not a goon, or because I take this game seriously because I'm investing a lot of time in it. I say : go you, dont post on forums that kind of ****. Go make fun of people elsewhere. You're a big piece of unrespecfull guy. òò
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Nlewis
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 13:33:00 -
[194]
Originally by: Krystian Edited by: Krystian on 15/11/2007 12:45:47
http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?
No matter how you play it people it is just a game. Please play it like one. Dont go blow your brains out in RL cause you lost a 1 trillion isk fitted Titan. Its just a game and treat it as such.
I wish I had a trillion isk fitted titan
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 15:44:00 -
[195]
Originally by: Droewa the only good goon is a dead goon.
nothing but childish. posting pictures of a big **** on these forums is not even close to being funny.
But i guess i get the "big picture" of the goons now. you make fun of others and how they choose to conduct themselves so you can feel superior. I for one quit doing that sort of thing in grammar school.
why do people associate with these morons?
hey hows your amazing fix spy program working out for you?
also: lawl at captaingordon, i should seriously boot him for this op or just force him to self-ban from eveo because man this is a terrible thread
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 15:54:00 -
[196]
yeah ok he has 48 hours to get permabanned from eveo or he's gone lets see what he can muster in terms of comedy
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Porks
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 16:02:00 -
[197]
Originally by: The Mittani yeah ok he has 48 hours to get permabanned from eveo or he's gone lets see what he can muster in terms of comedy
i'm guessing several failed attempts at humour before goatse
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 16:04:00 -
[198]
oh god he asked how to get permabanned that should be instinctive for any selfrespecting goon
someone is going to have to lead him by the nose to tallsting
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Dr Paithos
Minmatar Republic Deep Space Institute
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Posted - 2007.11.15 16:32:00 -
[199]
Originally by: Porks
Originally by: The Mittani yeah ok he has 48 hours to get permabanned from eveo or he's gone lets see what he can muster in terms of comedy
i'm guessing several failed attempts at humour before goatse
quoting prescience
Originally by: RedFall How dare you try to argue my point with your so called "evidence". I don't need any, I have truthiness on my side.
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Ponderous Thunderstroke
Republic War Machine Industries
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Posted - 2007.11.15 16:39:00 -
[200]
Originally by: Dr Paithos
Originally by: Porks
Originally by: The Mittani yeah ok he has 48 hours to get permabanned from eveo or he's gone lets see what he can muster in terms of comedy
i'm guessing several failed attempts at humour before goatse
quoting prescience
ZOMGWTFPWNED, it's omnipotence itself!!!
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Ar'tee
DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 16:51:00 -
[201]
Originally by: Porks
Originally by: The Mittani yeah ok he has 48 hours to get permabanned from eveo or he's gone lets see what he can muster in terms of comedy
i'm guessing several failed attempts at humour before goatse
Hmm, looks like I must have missed the failed attempts at humour part.
-- All I'll say with regard to the "war" is this - BoB never should have attacked ASCN. - Seleene |

Ferocitana
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Posted - 2007.11.15 16:51:00 -
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Edited by: Ferocitana on 15/11/2007 16:53:53 goonfleet forums is more like Something Awful befour the "faggot" nerf to make something Awful more Public friendly. If you miss the old Something Awful, try goonfleet forums.
Please dont let that forum get public friendly nerfed too! 
edit: what was this thread about again? i didnt read more then 2 sentances of the OP..
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Vladimir Antlerkov
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 16:54:00 -
[203]
Originally by: The Mittani oh god he asked how to get permabanned that should be instinctive for any selfrespecting goon
someone is going to have to lead him by the nose to tallsting
Tallsting only got me a warning when I used it, just sayin'.
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Benvolio GrrrKrishnakk
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 16:56:00 -
[204]
Mission accomplished, after a fashion. ____
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Dr Paithos
Minmatar Republic Deep Space Institute
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Posted - 2007.11.15 16:57:00 -
[205]
Originally by: Benvolio GrrrKrishnakk
Mission accomplished, after a fashion.
Now kick him from the swarm \o/
Originally by: RedFall How dare you try to argue my point with your so called "evidence". I don't need any, I have truthiness on my side.
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Fendragun
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.15 16:58:00 -
[206]
perma ban in game - good
and not just forums.
EX-DICE CEO EX-ATUK Director EX-MACE CEO EX-Xanadu Officer |

SaKoil
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 16:58:00 -
[207]
Originally by: Benvolio GrrrKrishnakk
Mission accomplished, after a fashion.
free captaingordon
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Benvolio GrrrKrishnakk
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 16:58:00 -
[208]
Originally by: Dr Paithos
Now kick him from the swarm \o/
We may as well, since he can't play EVE anymore XD ____
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Desiderata Fabian
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 17:08:00 -
[209]
This terrible post:
Originally by: CaptainGordon Edited by: CaptainGordon on 14/11/2007 02:01:15 Edited by: CaptainGordon on 13/11/2007 22:04:48 Goons are members of the Something Awful community. They are an extremely tight-knit group which has stood the test of time. The entire purpose of this community is to make fun of stupid people on the Internet and all the stupid cliches that are born from the Internet's worst parts.
That doesn't mean that goons are facist 100% of the time towards non-goons (further reffered to as "pubbies"), it merely means that goons do not place the same value and emphasis on "pubbie" values as other "pubbies" do.
Eve Online is the perfect example of such conflict, where the general public audience tends to take the game way too seriously. Such attitude provokes the majority of goon outbursts, since most of the goons don't believe into taking anything on the Internet seriously, especially the parts of it that deal with entertainment. Games are not meant to be taken seriously in real life, never mind the extent of fanaticism to which some games, like Eve or World of Warcraft has driven some people to. Such people deserve all the ridicule they get, since our entire community lives and breathes satire. Most of goon actions are motivated by a simple desire for this satire and comedy, in-game or out of it. The recent storm of horrible posts in CAOD is the perfect example of a huge joke, that went over the heads of the most "pubbies" here.
Before the Great Eve War, CAOD was dominated by a bunch of absolutely arrogant, power-tripping Band of Brothers posters who thought that wars are won with "kill/death ratios". They proceeded to use colorful phrases, like "industrial backbone" and "kill efficiency" to describe how they are utterly crushing their opposition, when in fact what was going on in the game was quite different compared to what was being posted here. The entire forum was their playground and virtually no one complained about that at the time. In fact, such ridiculous circle jerking was encouraged by the general "pubbie" population of CAOD. The very fact that the CAOD crowd is reacting very differently to the exact same trolling from goons now, abeit under a slightly different flavor, is the cause of much comedy among us. It is rare to see a community so hypocritical and so incredibly stuck up that they cant even take their own satire well.
We had a fantastic laugh at your expense, and we will continue to do so as long as you are going to provide us with this opportunity. This is the essence of what goons do in Eve - its so much fun to play this game because its absolutely packed with stupid people, who cause a lot of drama when the game doesn't go their way.
And we absolutely love it.
edit: warning - this thread may contain flashing lights and unfunny trolling
Lead to this:
Originally by: Benvolio GrrrKrishnakk
Mission accomplished, after a fashion.
Oh man I love Goonfleet.
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IceGoon
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 17:13:00 -
[210]
and you people say we don't police our members enough on eve-o
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