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Koi Yokuma Praetorian BlackGuard	Posted - 2007.11.15 18:46:00 - [1] A corp mate posted this funny convo on our forum and I though it CAOD worthy. Please enjoy: We found a Caldari Navy Raven ratting in a belt in low-sec, and we jumped him and destroyed him, rather quickly might I add. Now, it is important also to note that there were about 8 of us with negative security standings in the system at the time, and we had just killed someone and were farting around waiting for our countdowns to expire when someone found the CNR. Another noteworthy fact, all this comes from a 3 month(yes, 3 month) old character. After the lil guy died, he proceeded to engage me in a quite interesting conversion that I figured should be posted on here for laughs, I'm sorry that I wasn't as witty as I perhaps could have been, but god dammit I tried. Here is the convo for your viewing pleasure: [04:51:37] Azzloran > hey lame ass does it make you and your 8 or 9 friends feel good when you beat 1 other ship and you use your drones? [04:52:23] The Cade > sure does, thx [04:53:12] Azzloran > no prob anytime u think u got what it takes i'll wax you 1 on 1 - or is that too scary for you and your boyfriends? [04:54:39] The Cade > u got heart for a 3 month old, I'll give you that [04:56:25] Azzloran > well i dont hide behind my boys like you guys do and Event Horizion know all about you and ndreams, masia, rune dog, teeknucles, harkarmin, fo****z, ledwedge, danillo, jcluse, and artallis - keep looking over your shoulder [04:58:22] The Cade > be sure to bring some more faction BS's [04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you [05:01:39] The Cade > wow, a drake ehh? sounds fancy [05:05:40] Azzloran > guess you wouldnt know would you [05:07:27] The Cade > You know there is a risk when you go into low sec right? I don't understand your hostility, did you not notice the 8-9 low security people in local? [05:08:05] The Cade > perhaps you just need a better understanding of game mechanics [05:08:16] Azzloran > u ever been jumped by 10 ships? [05:08:32] Azzloran > yeah i get it but i guess you dont [05:09:49] The Cade > of course I have been jumped by 10 ships, I have been playing this game for 2 years, I have grown accustomed to it [05:10:22] Azzloran > bet that happens to you all the time, huh? [05:12:06] The Cade > every now and then, but thats EVE, I'm sorry perhaps you should try Pokemon [05:13:14] Azzloran > you and your friends are just a bunch or gate campers - maybe you should try something that is actually a game and not just ambushing people - your little group has caused lots of people to get angry [05:15:34] The Cade > I'm sorry people get angry, but honestly, that is how this game works, maybe you should email the developer's(p.s. we popped you in a belt, not at the gate) [05:16:45] Azzloran > well all i'm saying is give a guy a fighting chance regardless of where you pop someone [05:19:24] The Cade > If you would have warped to the gate and left the system, you would have been fine. Why on earth would you low-sec rat in a CNR? Your failure to check local led to your death. [05:20:13] Azzloran > no you guys jumping me 10 on 1 was what led to that dont try to blame that on me [05:23:08] The Cade > you can't blame a Lion for attacking a Zebra, that is the circle of life. Don't hate thee beast for its nature, do your best to avoid its nature. Negligence was your downfall
Mistress Suffering Einherjar Rising	Posted - 2007.11.15 18:48:00 - [2] I always wonder how someone grinds enough missions to own a CNR, yet is still ignorant to the point where getting ganked in lowsec is a surprise to them.
Saint Luka The Illuminati. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2007.11.15 18:49:00 - [3] Originally by: Koi Yokuma [04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you Comment of the week! -
Ohne Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.11.15 18:55:00 - [4] Edited by: Ohne on 15/11/2007 18:56:28 Damn those decloaking drakes.....
Dark Shikari Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.11.15 18:55:00 - [5] Originally by: Saint Luka Originally by: Koi Yokuma [04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you Comment of the week! This. 23 Member EVE Video makers: save bandwidth! Use the H.264 AutoEncoder! (updated)
TroNaaR Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2007.11.15 18:56:00 - [6] [04:51:37] Azzloran > hey lame ass does it make you and your 8 or 9 friends feel good when you beat 1 other ship and you use your drones? USE YOUR DRONES? Hahaha! H4X! /me looks over his shoulder for uncloaking drakes Wherever you go... There you are...
Karunel Princeps Corp	Posted - 2007.11.15 18:56:00 - [7] Originally by: Saint Luka Originally by: Koi Yokuma [04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you Comment of the week! Can't disagree tbh. ____ Originally by: elbenito The problem with large fleet engagements is that the hamsters stop to watch.

ISD Valorem Amarr ISD STAR	Posted - 2007.11.15 18:59:00 - [8] Thread is not relevant to CAOD and belongs in Crime and Punishment. Moved forum rules \| CAOD Rules \| [email protected] \| Our Website

Droewa Dark Centuri Inc. Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.11.15 19:04:00 - [9] oh man i can remember starting a few convo with ebil pirates back in the day. lucky for those pirates im still lousy at PVP. Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Valorem ([email protected])
Ryan Scouse''UK	Posted - 2007.11.15 19:08:00 - [10] Originally by: Koi Yokuma A corp mate posted this funny convo on our forum and I though it CAOD worthy. Please enjoy: We found a Caldari Navy Raven ratting in a belt in low-sec, and we jumped him and destroyed him, rather quickly might I add. Now, it is important also to note that there were about 8 of us with negative security standings in the system at the time, and we had just killed someone and were farting around waiting for our countdowns to expire when someone found the CNR. Another noteworthy fact, all this comes from a 3 month(yes, 3 month) old character. After the lil guy died, he proceeded to engage me in a quite interesting conversion that I figured should be posted on here for laughs, I'm sorry that I wasn't as witty as I perhaps could have been, but god dammit I tried. Here is the convo for your viewing pleasure: [04:51:37] Azzloran > hey lame ass does it make you and your 8 or 9 friends feel good when you beat 1 other ship and you use your drones? [04:52:23] The Cade > sure does, thx [04:53:12] Azzloran > no prob anytime u think u got what it takes i'll wax you 1 on 1 - or is that too scary for you and your boyfriends? [04:54:39] The Cade > u got heart for a 3 month old, I'll give you that [04:56:25] Azzloran > well i dont hide behind my boys like you guys do and Event Horizion know all about you and ndreams, masia, rune dog, teeknucles, harkarmin, fo**z, ledwedge, danillo, jcluse, and artallis - keep looking over your shoulder [04:58:22] The Cade > be sure to bring some more faction BS's [04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you [05:01:39] The Cade > wow, a drake ehh? sounds fancy [05:05:40] Azzloran > guess you wouldnt know would you [05:07:27] The Cade > You know there is a risk when you go into low sec right? I don't understand your hostility, did you not notice the 8-9 low security people in local? [05:08:05] The Cade > perhaps you just need a better understanding of game mechanics [05:08:16] Azzloran > u ever been jumped by 10 ships? [05:08:32] Azzloran > yeah i get it but i guess you dont [05:09:49] The Cade > of course I have been jumped by 10 ships, I have been playing this game for 2 years, I have grown accustomed to it [05:10:22] Azzloran > bet that happens to you all the time, huh? [05:12:06] The Cade > every now and then, but thats EVE, I'm sorry perhaps you should try Pokemon [05:13:14] Azzloran > you and your friends are just a bunch or gate campers - maybe you should try something that is actually a game and not just ambushing people - your little group has caused lots of people to get angry [05:15:34] The Cade > I'm sorry people get angry, but honestly, that is how this game works, maybe you should email the developer's(p.s. we popped you in a belt, not at the gate) [05:16:45] Azzloran > well all i'm saying is give a guy a fighting chance regardless of where you pop someone [05:19:24] The Cade > If you would have warped to the gate and left the system, you would have been fine. Why on earth would you low-sec rat in a CNR? Your failure to check local led to your death. [05:20:13] Azzloran > no you guys jumping me 10 on 1 was what led to that dont try to blame that on me [05:23:08] The Cade > you can't blame a Lion for attacking a Zebra, that is the circle of life. Don't hate thee beast for its nature, do your best to avoid its nature. Negligence was your downfall The Cade > If you would have warped to the gate and left the system, you would have been fine. Why on earth would you low-sec rat in a CNR?** Your failure to check local led to your death. YES why ? ... Ebay maybe? LOLz why are you ratting in a CNR unless ur in 0.0 space with ur blue shield 0_o
Zachariuz	Posted - 2007.11.15 19:08:00 - [11] Win "[04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you"
Ar'tee DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.15 19:09:00 - [12] Originally by: Mistress Suffering I always wonder how someone grinds enough missions to own a CNR, yet is still ignorant to the point where getting ganked in lowsec is a surprise to them. It's called ebay -- All I'll say with regard to the "war" is this - BoB never should have attacked ASCN. - Seleene
Wind Ictiva Delta Kappa Gamma	Posted - 2007.11.15 19:14:00 - [13] Edited by: Wind Ictiva on 15/11/2007 19:15:04 did i miss a memo or something? are convo logs now allowed? i thought they were only allowed in the "pirate stories" thread. Edit: i guess i did miss a memo, now there is no thread with that name Originally by: Admiral Love Hmm creating a thread like this is perhaps a little like sitting naked with bleeding balls in a pool of piranhas. I Won't do it again - most of you guys are pretty nasty.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.11.15 19:19:00 - [14] Originally by: Wind Ictiva Edited by: Wind Ictiva on 15/11/2007 19:15:04 did i miss a memo or something? are convo logs now allowed? i thought they were only allowed in the "pirate stories" thread. Edit: i guess i did miss a memo, now there is no thread with that name And if you get an epic sig worthy quote... ahem... "[04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you" It allowed Originally by: Liz Kali Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking I owned someone on forums!!!
Orar Ironfist Incarnation of Evil Nocturnal Legion	Posted - 2007.11.15 19:31:00 - [15] Originally by: Saint Luka Originally by: Koi Yokuma [04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you Comment of the week! He obviously wins eve -=YYYAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!=- Winning or Losing doesn't matter, as long as the fight itself was good.
Omarvelous Destry's Lounge	Posted - 2007.11.15 19:45:00 - [16] NERF Cloaking Drakes with drones!! __________________________________________________ Sup brosef! Destry's Lounge is looking for a few good drunks - contact me in game.
iiOs	Posted - 2007.11.15 20:15:00 - [17] heh
Khavid Kharver	Posted - 2007.11.15 20:25:00 - [18] Originally by: Saint Luka Originally by: Koi Yokuma [04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you Comment of the week! So THAT is what the extra high slot on the drake is for, a cloak!
Ulstan	Posted - 2007.11.15 20:26:00 - [19] Edited by: Ulstan on 15/11/2007 20:31:16 Edited by: Ulstan on 15/11/2007 20:27:17 Quote: We found a Caldari Navy Raven ratting in a belt in low-sec, and we jumped him and destroyed him, rather quickly might I add. Now, it is important also to note that there were about 8 of us Seriously, when you read anecdotes like this you realize pirates that complains there aren't enough targets in low sec is a dumbass. I wonder why people could be shunning low sec space...? This thread yet one more indication that the only people willing to head into the pirate infested low sec are complete dolts who happily bring their shiny faction ships to certain destruction without a care in the world. The only way to get low sec more pouplated is to reduce the average IQ of the EVE playerbase, if this thread is any guide
Plave Okice Contraband Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2007.11.15 20:28:00 - [20] Originally by: Khavid Kharver Originally by: Saint Luka Originally by: Koi Yokuma [04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you Comment of the week! So THAT is what the extra high slot on the drake is for, a cloak! It all seems so obvious now
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.11.15 20:51:00 - [21] Originally by: Plave Okice Originally by: Khavid Kharver Originally by: Saint Luka Originally by: Koi Yokuma [04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you Comment of the week! So THAT is what the extra high slot on the drake is for, a cloak! It all seems so obvious now Stop! It hurts!!! Originally by: Liz Kali Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking I owned someone on forums!!!
Auri Hella The Graduates Brutally Clever Empire	Posted - 2007.11.15 20:51:00 - [22] Originally by: Saint Luka Originally by: Koi Yokuma [04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you Comment of the week! Month! Maybe year
Tomas Ysidro Caldari Contraband Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2007.11.15 21:07:00 - [23] Oh god please not the Drakes!!!
SloBones mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.11.15 21:28:00 - [24] Can you imagine the site: There you are camping the gate in your command ship or battle ship and before you uncloaks a Drake. The horrorThe fear I've only heard about those in legends and from the travelers that come back from deep in 0.0. Where will he ever get a drake from? Ok sarcasm off...
Caiman Graystock Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.11.15 21:31:00 - [25] [04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you Legendary. Epic. Amazing. The sheer definition of win.
Militis Kolosok Caldari Praetorian BlackGuard	Posted - 2007.11.15 21:45:00 - [26] Excellent I didn't know Drakes were so awesome. I'll fly mine more often now. [.XBG.] RECRUITING!
Flinx Evenstar Minmatar Spartan Industries Cruel Intentions	Posted - 2007.11.15 23:16:00 - [27] Edited by: Flinx Evenstar on 15/11/2007 23:17:55 I didn't think anyone needed anything bigger than a cruiser to rat in low sec Hope you podded him. ISK buyers smack more than most, as it IS real money they lost Edit: thanks for moving it ISD Valorem btw and not nuking the content, it has chat logs with names and you could have, so nice one for being flexible
Valerax Orion Fourth Circle Total Comfort	Posted - 2007.11.15 23:23:00 - [28] Edited by: Valerax Orion on 15/11/2007 23:24:17 I didn't laugh so much as...a warm fuzzy feeling spread out from me when i read that..my friends in the room asked me if the others suddenly felt waves of happiness pour over them... Thats how much much happiness these people bring me. Also: Cloaking Drakes with Drones is now a meme... Edit: I do fly my drake. All the time. I loev it muchness...I use a drone aug though...no cloaking for me...keep that nerf bat awaaaay... Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes, ty. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes
CynWulf War Dawgs	Posted - 2007.11.16 00:43:00 - [29] Quote: [04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you this is going to be my new sig.... to priceless. [04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you
Flinx Evenstar Minmatar Spartan Industries Cruel Intentions	Posted - 2007.11.16 01:17:00 - [30] Originally by: CynWulf this is going to be my new sig.... to priceless. btw OMGRAWRED!!!! No..it is mine Cloaking drakes, cloaking drakes, it can do what a drake can only a little bit worse... [04:58:57] Azzloran > ever heard of a drake? you wont like them when they decloak on you

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