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Delta Jax SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 12	Posted - 2012.01.30 12:53:00 - [1] - Quote Are you a PvP noob but want to learn and are willing to commit yourself 100% to it? Maybe you have some PvP experience, but want to be better, and a part of something better? Do you consider yourself a pro PvPer but you've just never found the right group to test your mettle with? GUESS WHAT YOU'RE STILL A WORTHLESS MAGGOT! That's right! Here at the Waffle House we take pride in our ability to take players of all known experience levels, break them down into mewling crap spawn they are and rebuild them into terrible warriors of righteous vengeance. Sniggwaffe is the training corp for sniggerdly the infamous pirate corp from Pandemic Legion, and we are recruiting, and we need you! Actually, you probably suck pretty bad and should just go apply to the few remaining NC alliances in Delve or something. But, the few of you that don't suck, swing by the Join Sniggwaffe channel in game and talk to a recruiter. We are VERY SELECTIVE (not really). Here's what we are looking for: Requirements 5 mil min SP bare minimum (we will probably make fun of you and ban you from the recruitment channel with 5 mil) Must be able to fly stealth bombers and T2 fit 1 race of battlecruiser (preferably HACs as well) People who can dedicate their character 100% to PvP. People who can support an incredibly fiscally irresponsible PvP lifestyle. Zero Attitude. You do not come into the Waffle House with attitude, but you may leave with it. Seriously Zero Attitude. Thick Skin. 90% of your body mass should probably be skin. No Corp jumpers Mic (you will need to always be on comms when your on) We expect 100% loyalty and commitment to the Waffle House. This isn't an alt corp. This isn't for weekend PvPers. This is where you live. We are not a ratting corp. We understand the need to make ISK, but that should be the minority of your time. We don't care if you are the PvP Messiah sent down from Valhalla to teach us the glorious ways of the warrior. When you come in your are nothing. We don't give a crap how good you think you are, and if you come in and try to tell people you will get kicked faster than that cute "Hang in there!" kitten. Recommended Pilots who are willing to betray their old corporations and alliances is always a plus, mainly just because its funny, it isn't really needed. PvP experience is a big plus, but we would rather take a new guy who will stfu and learn than some "experienced" jackass that thinks he knows what he is doing and won't stfu and do what he is told. Having an alt account is almost mandatory for being able to fund your life in Waffles. Here's what we have to offer Lots and lots and lots and lots of PvP. We have regular Ops and people are always PvPing. All we do is PvP. Seriously. Access to high quality PvPers to help you learn stuff. But they are probably going to talk trash to you while they teach you, and I guarantee you will learn. Comms and all that technical stuff A feeling of superiority, or as it is better known: "smug" A fully ZERO PERCENT ship replacement policy. Seriously we won't pay for anything you lose. Edit: off and on we replace Logi, it's pretty random. As this is Sniggs training corp you also have the opportunity to one day get into sniggerdly. But you are probably not going to be good enough and will get trolled out first. So check out our recruitment channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and ask to speak to a recruiter. This is in a way your first test, because we will ban your ass from that channel faster than I will gag after eating whipped fish if you make a mis-step in there. Also, just out of charity to those who are too dumb to realize this we expect a FULL API from ALL ACCOUNTS. You have a problem with this go somewhere else. Twitter : -á@DeltaJax
Delta Jax SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 12	Posted - 2012.01.30 13:00:00 - [2] - Quote reserved Twitter : -á@DeltaJax
ChuckNorris InSpace SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 1	Posted - 2012.01.30 13:14:00 - [3] - Quote SniggWaffe helped liberate my inner African American.
Delta Jax SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 12	Posted - 2012.01.30 13:18:00 - [4] - Quote ChuckNorris InSpace wrote: SniggWaffe helped liberate my inner African American. Confirmed Twitter : -á@DeltaJax
necrodon Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion 10	Posted - 2012.01.30 14:54:00 - [5] - Quote Delta Jax wrote: ChuckNorris InSpace wrote: SniggWaffe helped liberate my inner African American. Confirmed ere m8's come and join and get yer fill of tears
Serwenta SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 0	Posted - 2012.01.30 16:42:00 - [6] - Quote Waffles!
Jerran Ragnar SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 0	Posted - 2012.01.30 17:00:00 - [7] - Quote In addition to thick skin you will also need a flame retardant suit, and steel underpants designed to prevent butthurting.
I WasThere Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2012.01.30 17:15:00 - [8] - Quote hey all u mg's a$$lickers.... me wont in !!!!
Delta Jax SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 14	Posted - 2012.01.30 17:23:00 - [9] - Quote =) Twitter : -á@DeltaJax
Jerran Ragnar SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 0	Posted - 2012.01.30 18:46:00 - [10] - Quote In Waffles we trust!
Roxwar Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 18	Posted - 2012.01.30 18:59:00 - [11] - Quote Feraless PVP noob wannabe's need not apply? http://roxwar.blogspot.com/
Delta Jax SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 14	Posted - 2012.01.30 19:19:00 - [12] - Quote Roxwar wrote: Feraless PVP noob wannabe's need not apply? Fearless PvP Noobs welcomed, welcome to class Hazing 101 Twitter : -á@DeltaJax
Jerran Ragnar SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 0	Posted - 2012.01.30 21:59:00 - [13] - Quote Really its just about ruining the other guy's day....................
Lownah SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 4	Posted - 2012.01.31 01:05:00 - [14] - Quote This is a community all about maximum fun. In and out of the game. Be a part of something.
Delta Jax SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 14	Posted - 2012.01.31 01:43:00 - [15] - Quote Lownah wrote: This is a community all about maximum fun. In and out of the game. Be a part of something. Have to totally agree Twitter : -á@DeltaJax
Sara XIII Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 56	Posted - 2012.01.31 02:56:00 - [16] - Quote Do you fight goons?
Serwenta SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 0	Posted - 2012.01.31 10:42:00 - [17] - Quote BUM........p
Morrow Disca SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 0	Posted - 2012.01.31 12:01:00 - [18] - Quote Jerran Ragnar wrote: Really its just about ruining the other guy's day.................... Bumping to confim this and to stop Uncle Necrodon from touching my no-no places.
Delta Jax SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 14	Posted - 2012.01.31 13:53:00 - [19] - Quote Bump Twitter : -á@DeltaJax
Lownah SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 4	Posted - 2012.01.31 16:25:00 - [20] - Quote need more asians and aussies!

ISD Eshtir Community Communications Liaisons 56	Posted - 2012.01.31 21:02:00 - [21] - Quote Please read the bumping rules quoted below and follow them: Quote: * Bumping is allowed only by the character who started the thread. If you use another character you will get warned. * Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example, "Recruitment still open" is an acceptable bump. * Bumping may only be done once per day. Once per day means that the date has to be different on your post. If you bump 2008.06.15 then your next bump can only be 2008.06.16 and then 2008.06.17. It doesn't matter when during the day you bump, as long as the date is one day apart. For more information you can read the Thread Bumping Guideline. ISD Eshtir Vice Admiral Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department

Delta Jax SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 14	Posted - 2012.01.31 21:08:00 - [22] - Quote ISD Eshtir wrote: Please read the bumping rules quoted below and follow them: Quote: * Bumping is allowed only by the character who started the thread. If you use another character you will get warned. * Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example, "Recruitment still open" is an acceptable bump. * Bumping may only be done once per day. Once per day means that the date has to be different on your post. If you bump 2008.06.15 then your next bump can only be 2008.06.16 and then 2008.06.17. It doesn't matter when during the day you bump, as long as the date is one day apart. For more information you can read the Thread Bumping Guideline. ... oh I see, is replying to people that post stuff considered bumping? Twitter : -á@DeltaJax
I WasThere Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2012.01.31 21:17:00 - [23] - Quote Can i haz inveitattion, me vont in. mg said, this gud korp, guod figts to have, me vont in .
FourRotor SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 2	Posted - 2012.01.31 21:21:00 - [24] - Quote come br0am, faggots
Draxind SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 2	Posted - 2012.01.31 21:29:00 - [25] - Quote using my daily bump for this **** :) very good corp. constant pvp. like literally fights going on most of the day everyday great people to be around
Allison A'vani SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 0	Posted - 2012.01.31 22:21:00 - [26] - Quote Personal Testimony: SniggWaffe turned me into a -10 sec status greiffer and doubled my lifetime kill count.
necrodon Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion 10	Posted - 2012.02.01 09:51:00 - [27] - Quote ISD Eshtir wrote: Please read the bumping rules quoted below and follow them: Quote: * Bumping is allowed only by the character who started the thread. If you use another character you will get warned. * Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example, "Recruitment still open" is an acceptable bump. * Bumping may only be done once per day. Once per day means that the date has to be different on your post. If you bump 2008.06.15 then your next bump can only be 2008.06.16 and then 2008.06.17. It doesn't matter when during the day you bump, as long as the date is one day apart. For more information you can read the Thread Bumping Guideline. UMAD???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Jovan Geldon SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 308	Posted - 2012.02.01 10:16:00 - [28] - Quote necrodon wrote: ISD Eshtir wrote: Please read the bumping rules quoted below and follow them: Quote: * Bumping is allowed only by the character who started the thread. If you use another character you will get warned. * Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example, "Recruitment still open" is an acceptable bump. * Bumping may only be done once per day. Once per day means that the date has to be different on your post. If you bump 2008.06.15 then your next bump can only be 2008.06.16 and then 2008.06.17. It doesn't matter when during the day you bump, as long as the date is one day apart. For more information you can read the Thread Bumping Guideline. UMAD??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? MY CEO :swoon: :swoon: :swoon: :swoon: :swoon: :swoon: :swoon: :swoon: :swoon: :swoon: :swoon: :swoon:
Skarr Tos Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion 13	Posted - 2012.02.01 10:34:00 - [29] - Quote ISD Eshtir wrote: Please read the bumping rules quoted below and follow them: Quote: * Bumping is allowed only by the character who started the thread. If you use another character you will get warned. * Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example, "Recruitment still open" is an acceptable bump. * Bumping may only be done once per day. Once per day means that the date has to be different on your post. If you bump 2008.06.15 then your next bump can only be 2008.06.16 and then 2008.06.17. It doesn't matter when during the day you bump, as long as the date is one day apart. For more information you can read the Thread Bumping Guideline. WOOP WOOP ITS THE FUN POLICE Does ISD stand for inter-stellar douchebag? This thread contains CONTENT m88888 Come join Waffles now! Side effects may include: Having an awesome time Getting lots of kills Becoming a better PVPer saving a bunch of money on your car insurance stopping premature hair loss ability to satisfy your partner in bed Make tons of new friends and wingmates These testimonials are in no way forced, just waffle bros spreading the waffle gospel.
Lownah SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353 4	Posted - 2012.02.01 11:46:00 - [30] - Quote posting relevant content isn't bumping, ISD, more like ISmaD

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