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Zavernus Hamarabi
Caldari High4Life SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.24 06:02:00 -
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Edited by: Zavernus Hamarabi on 24/11/2007 06:02:48 I got my first fanmail today! Took a dude's rifter out with my t1 to the teeth incursus. Synopsis is i'm a griefer, it makes me feel good to pop people in rifters (specific to rifters i think) and i'll be sorry for that some day. Good times
Anyone ever get really good hatemail?
Originally by: Payne Bringer
..flip teacup... wait for kettle to right teacup...gank kettle with the help of a hard hitting tr
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.11.24 06:04:00 -
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Post the mail! 
Originally by: ISD Valorem The Devs have stated multiple times that they are looking at the Amarr issues.
Weekly quote: "Villains always have antidotes... They're funny that way." ~The Tick |

Zavernus Hamarabi
Caldari High4Life SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.24 06:10:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Post the mail! 
Ok ok since you twisted my arm:
2007.11.24 06:04
Lol, I guess it takes all kinds. Do you feel a little bit better about yourself now? get a good chuckle? Good for you! You can kill a rifter, with a 2 month old pilot who specializes in transport at the helm! you are so uber man, so much respect ! wow, a rifter! I cant beleive it you can off a manufacturer in a rifter, must have really been a boost to yore ego! God man, can I be a greifer like you? so glad that you spend your time so profitably.must be a real fun time popping people that really have no challenge for you. But I do notice, that most losers are like that, any challenge and they run for the hills, BTW all of the equip on that ship was loot from the area, and with my cost at building, my net profit was about 2 mil and some staud gain. I just hate idots who have no pride. I guess you didnt get that from the first letter, so I figgered i'd speel it out for you real simple so yous kood understand me.
Originally by: Payne Bringer
..flip teacup... wait for kettle to right teacup...gank kettle with the help of a hard hitting tr
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.11.24 06:14:00 -
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Here's one I got... short and to the point 
"You are a low life scum bag ,and i am very patient. You'll keep ,then when you least expect it, i will hunt you down and destroy you like the mangy dog that you are!!!!!!!"
I been keeping in contact witht he sender but he claims I'm still ready for him and he won't come until I'm not 
Originally by: ISD Valorem The Devs have stated multiple times that they are looking at the Amarr issues.
Weekly quote: "Villains always have antidotes... They're funny that way." ~The Tick |

Zavernus Hamarabi
Caldari High4Life SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.24 06:15:00 -
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Lol This guy is kinda a buzz kill to be honest. I expected more death threats and or your-children-will-be-all-********-and-your-mother-dresses-you-funny threats
Originally by: Payne Bringer
..flip teacup... wait for kettle to right teacup...gank kettle with the help of a hard hitting tr
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.11.24 06:17:00 -
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Keep at it... I've had cancer wished on me 2x so far. Once right here in the forum 
Originally by: ISD Valorem The Devs have stated multiple times that they are looking at the Amarr issues.
Weekly quote: "Villains always have antidotes... They're funny that way." ~The Tick |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.11.24 06:28:00 -
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oooh, funny chat log... I'll change the poor carebear's name to Poor Carebear 
Poor Carebear > hello Surfin's PlunderBunny > o/ Poor Carebear > are u parite Surfin's PlunderBunny > pirate? Surfin's PlunderBunny > yes I am Poor Carebear > u kill me Surfin's PlunderBunny > that tends to happen Poor Carebear > i have inplants now it's gune Poor Carebear > whe take the clone to Poor Carebear > moste ga Poor Carebear > go
Originally by: ISD Valorem The Devs have stated multiple times that they are looking at the Amarr issues.
Weekly quote: "Villains always have antidotes... They're funny that way." ~The Tick |

Zavernus Hamarabi
Caldari High4Life SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.24 06:40:00 -
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lol yea i've had people convo me before but i dont have the heart to be an a-hole so it ends up me just offering to replace their ship for them :/
Originally by: Payne Bringer
..flip teacup... wait for kettle to right teacup...gank kettle with the help of a hard hitting tr
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.11.24 06:42:00 -
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Oh, they'll take care of that... just act totally innocent and they get all worked up and start hurling insults
Originally by: ISD Valorem The Devs have stated multiple times that they are looking at the Amarr issues.
Weekly quote: "Villains always have antidotes... They're funny that way." ~The Tick |

Leora Nomen
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Posted - 2007.11.24 06:44:00 -
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worst i ever got was a short email that will lose its special meaning due to forum's profanity filter which ended with something about me being a female dog and dying in a ditch
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.11.24 06:46:00 -
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They get creative... some of what they say could get them banned but the "griefer" is too busy laughing to report em 
Originally by: ISD Valorem The Devs have stated multiple times that they are looking at the Amarr issues.
Weekly quote: "Villains always have antidotes... They're funny that way." ~The Tick |

Zavernus Hamarabi
Caldari High4Life SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.24 06:46:00 -
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Bwaha, i actually lol'd at that. I guess i got made fun of too much in highschool or something but those really hateful hatemails are just funny to me :D
Originally by: Payne Bringer
..flip teacup... wait for kettle to right teacup...gank kettle with the help of a hard hitting tr
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.11.24 06:51:00 -
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Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 24/11/2007 06:51:44 They usually spread more hate in convo/local 
I was on a joint op (ore thieving) with a buddy of mine  He's Slobones.... I was in a rifter, slo was in an incurses
Noob > Watch out for SloBones. Petty ore thief Innocent local > oh Innocent local > those are never fun SloBones > nope I blew your ore to bits so not a thief Noob > you destroyed my work so you robbed me of my time. even worse than robbing my ore Innocent local > if your going to destroy cans atleast destroy the advertizing cans *He comes back in a Moa ( )* Surfin's PlunderBunny > and your cruiser :) Noob > jep, congrats for shooting down the uber-noob. pat yourself on your shoulders for a hard job well done Surfin's PlunderBunny > *pats slobones Innocent local > someone took him out or you gar? Noob > they shot me down SloBones > /emote plays the universes smallest violin for gar Surfin's PlunderBunny > you had to come back for revenge :) Noob > of course i had to. anyway, welcome to ignore and watch your backs
Originally by: ISD Valorem The Devs have stated multiple times that they are looking at the Amarr issues.
Weekly quote: "Villains always have antidotes... They're funny that way." ~The Tick |

Grahv Exitus
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.11.24 06:59:00 -
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So far in my short career as a yarr'n scumbag I've only had one foulmouthed victim. It was really too bad too, I actually felt kinda guilty after his ship went pop (he was like 28 days old) and was considering sending him a little reimbursement until he opened up with the " F*** you, you're a s***!" and "suck my d*** a**h***!!"
I immediately tore his pod a new one instead. I mean, I'm a sensitive guy, I have feelings and limits just like anyone else. 
People who find themselves in that kind of situation should really try to be polite, it goes a long way. (Plus it's your own fault you ended up scram'd and webbed, looking down the barrel(s) of some Pirate's guns, We're just doing our jobs.)
"Evil is just a point of view" ~Anne Rice. |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.11.24 07:29:00 -
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Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 24/11/2007 07:31:10 Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 24/11/2007 07:30:51 My rule is, if you make me laugh in a good way I'll reimburse you 
Like the TS singing ransom  You hear some guy with a german, dutch, or russian accent singing "Like a Virgin" and you will have to let him go... though the guy had plenty of time to blow our ships up because no one was in their seat anymore, I pulled a muscle 
Originally by: ISD Valorem The Devs have stated multiple times that they are looking at the Amarr issues.
Weekly quote: "Villains always have antidotes... They're funny that way." ~The Tick |

Hulkon
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Posted - 2007.11.24 07:38:00 -
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Good work.
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Sin Fae
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Posted - 2007.11.24 07:39:00 -
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Hmm lets see what I got in the mail from last year's pirate run:
Hey bi*** wanna some hard f*** with me?
2006.08.30 03:26 Hahaha, loser rat, a tiny bit of veld, u r so weak, learn to work fer a livin loser.
2006.12.24 07:25 THIS IS NOT AN HARRASMENT ok , i didnt want you to delete it. reading your pirate stories, i saw one that said you were collecting local miners tax. how do you do it. i have read your stories and i like your style so i seek guidance.
please get back to me thanks,
2006.08.31 17:51 pirate!
2006.09.18 21:06 I have been informed that your corporation is on the <Censored> hitlist. We shall consider you as such on any other incursions into Hoshoun. -- <Name Deleted> Director, <XXXX>
2006.08.20 21:46 You really didnt have to do that... now i cant sleep for another hour >.<
2006.09.07 21:13 Thank you for a good fight, was fun not to have to gank and have a good up close and personal fight.
My Respect To You Sir.
2006.10.03 09:09 I talked to one of your members and id like to become a pirate
2007.01.02 10:52 i coudl not find you in the user list, whats your exact username?
2006.09.16 03:17 I do like them apples!!!
It's all good, macro miner ore should be used to benefit us all.
2006.08.17 06:41 YOU SHOOT ME DOWN IN A NONINSURED SHIP AND LEAVE MY CARGO THERE! WTF MAN!!! WTF?!?!?!
2006.09.15 20:18 how did you get that bounty?
And if I see someone is having a tough time: (yeah Im a softee sometimes) 2007.01.02 09:18 Just noticed in my journal that you deposited 10 mil, thanks man :)
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Ki An
Gallente Filiolus Of Bellum The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.24 10:24:00 -
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I never get any good hatemail 
One time I thought this guy was going to start smacking me good in a mail, but then it turned out he just wanted to know how to scan down mission runners. I helped him with that, but I felt kind of robbed. Dunno why.
Beware: I'm a "viscous pirate"! |

Karyuudo Tydraad
Caldari Whiskey Pete's Drycleaning Services The Acquisition
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Posted - 2007.11.24 10:50:00 -
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I never seem to get em. Maybe I'm doing something wrong. =\
But while we're all sharing, I did get this one a while back:
2007.10.02 10:59 Moron.
Likiee shoot shoot hauleies?
You get bigie thrillie fromee doing so?
No wonder you morons live in the third world.
let me know when you have isk for sale.
Scam,
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Darkopteron
Fatalix Inc. THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.24 14:38:00 -
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Edited by: Darkopteron on 24/11/2007 14:41:55 I think these sort of incidents highlight a major issue - when people start playing eve they don't expect to be blown up. Then when the inevitable happens, they can't cope with the loss. So the real reason they're so cheesed off is because they don't understand the game. This makes me sad.
Back when I was learning to pirate, I used to hang around in Archee (.4 surrounded by empire) and got myself into the local defense channel posing as a ratter. One day I noticed a mining op was forming up, and I managed to pop an osprey and a tristan before a group of command ships jumped in and someone started trying to probe me. I didn't think much of it back then, but almost exactly 2 months later I received a mail (which I unfortunately deleted), but it said something like "so u think ur some uber merc well convo me i'll [blah blah]" (at the time I was in ghosts syndicate, a small merc alliance. This guy had joined curse alliance, ohnoes!).
Also one time when I was pirating using an alt using a punisher, I found yet another cormorant to violence. When I warped in I got a mail saying "Hi", then when he was going into armor my evemail flashes again, this time it says "Plz", to which I responded "Yarrr!" 
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Lord TYMAN
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Posted - 2007.11.24 15:18:00 -
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2007.06.11 14:06 Why did you do that?
What a jerk
Thanks a bunch
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xStormwingx
Caldari NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.11.24 15:37:00 -
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Edited by: xStormwingx on 24/11/2007 15:37:38 2007.11.22 22:25 GO F*** YOUR SELF C U SOON
Blew up his burst with a rifter cuz I was in a bad mood.  -------
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Motokko
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Posted - 2007.11.24 17:20:00 -
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Edited by: Motokko on 24/11/2007 17:23:42
Aww, I feel left out now, I always seem to kill the nice sane people who dont get really angry at me. The closest I've got was some guy who started to smack me in local for not giving him a fair chance. He soon shut up when I reminded him that he was in a Caracal and I was in a Rifter though.
As a joke I have sent out a hate mail after a podding in a 0.0 bubble camp though. Wish I'd saved it cause it was genious. It went something along the lines of:
Quote:
Dear <insert name>
Congratulations on your recent brutal dispatching of my rifter and pod. Don't worry, I'm fully aware of the risks I take flying through zero space and I accept that. However you destroyed me with such ruthless efficiency and speed that I ws unable to smack you in local and I find this totaly unacceptable. Therefore without further hesitation:
I had your mum last night and it was the worst experience of my life. Parting her beef curtains was akin to opening a cheese toasty. However she looked at me with such pleading and desperate eyes that I took pitty on her. Thus I promptly flipped her over, donned a buttered up plastic bag, and proceeded to nail her. With every thrust her bum grapes did a little jiggle on her cheeks they hung that low. By far the worst thing about the whole experience though was that throughout the whole ordeal she kept shouting out your name.
Have a nice day.
I cant remember who it was I sent it too, but if you're out there could you send it back. I'd like to keep it on file for future poddings.
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Adelorae24
Caldari Highwaymen
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Posted - 2007.11.24 18:28:00 -
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Probably my favorite incident was when a much older miner in a hulk helped me kill a n00b miner in a cormorant. I flipped the can of the cormorant, and he immediately warped off. I moved away in my manti and cloaked, and was almost instantly convo'd by the hulk pilot. He said that he had always wanted to see a manti in action, and next thing i know in local he's asking the cormorant to come back and get his stuff 'cause I'm gone. A few moments later a hauler shows up for the can. De-cloak, lock, jam, popped. I got a mail from the cormorant that seemed very angry, but I believe he was chinese as his English was very poor. The Hulk pilot thanked me for the demonstration, and I gave him an open invite to join our corp. This has to be the coolest thing a miner has ever done.
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Bryg Philomena
Green Lantern Corps
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Posted - 2007.11.24 21:07:00 -
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2007.07.15 04:41 you are pig
Subject: You are ass )))
2007.07.27 23:41 BIG BIG BIG facing ass i hope you dye.
------------------- I got more somewhere, oh well
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???
Your signature image exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Sahwoolo Etoophie |

Lorz0r
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Posted - 2007.11.24 21:57:00 -
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2007.11.15 20:40 fat ****
beat that. i think that was a high sec hauler gank.
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Kather
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.25 00:55:00 -
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'wow thanks i needed that. alot like i need a raging case of genital herpes. which isn't alot actually.'

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Praxis1452
The Bastards
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Posted - 2007.11.25 02:41:00 -
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Edited by: Praxis1452 on 25/11/2007 02:44:33 Best Mail I have gotten must be this... I blew up this 3 month old noob or player with 10+ days on me in a typhoon with my rax
2007.11.05 02:21 thanx**** stain ive just about sick of this fukn **** game coz of**** **** like you!!worthles sack of **** ive lost 200 mill isk coz of the last **** and the 20 mill you ask i dont have coz of him oh i wish i could meet you right now
^^ obviously not a learner. He also shot the asteroid for a good minute before targeting me. Piece of cake by then. + he was shield tanking. All in all a big fail.
He quit too.
Anyway... Has anyone ever been threatened with cap fleets and actually received one? Cause that's been happening a lot lately. In the past few weeks me and my friends have gotten threatened with the idea of a cap fleet atleast 4-5 times. We like blowing up and podding cyno alts lol.
Best coincidence: We blow up a week old noob in a caracal ratting in low-sec. We ransom, first tells us to F ourselves then threatens us with BoB and voila 4 minutes later in local a pair of BoB from black nova corp show up. 1 in an armageddon and 1 elsewhere while we were waiting off our GCC. They were jumping between a few belts etc. 
^^ that actually had us worried for a little bit.
Oh and I got a 10m bounty when zoro'fildan or something along those lines invited me in my incursus to kill a afk maelstrom on a gate. Fun.
ôHe who must expend his life to prolong life cannot enjoy it, and he who is still seeking for his life does not have it and can as little enjoy it.ö
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Orion Eridanus
Dark Nova Crisis
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Posted - 2007.11.25 10:44:00 -
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The best I've had was being called an ore thief in local. Some how a 10 v 10 battle in low sec = ore thief now. I had been sitting in station for 30 mins when this person came into local and started accusing me of being an ore thief. I told him I'd add him to the list. 2 weeks later we declare war and they set long skills and logged off.
Originally by: Paulo Damarr That is a most Excellent Drake fitting, you are lucky to have survived.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.11.25 10:58:00 -
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I was out ore thieving... I saw a can in an empty belt so I flipped it and renamed the can to what he had then I left... a few minutes later I get a convo.
Miner > what is u problem ? Surfin's PlunderBunny > carebears Miner > ? Miner > get a life noobie Surfin's PlunderBunny > :) Miner > ? Surfin's PlunderBunny > My life is here, cleaning up the systems :) Miner > are u on lsd ? Surfin's PlunderBunny > not right now Miner > cleaning what up ? Miner > 2 mucho time to spend Miner > ? Surfin's PlunderBunny > I wanna beat you with a tubesock full of woodscrews :) (This was not a r/l threat... I said I WANNA, not I'm GONNA! ) Miner > cant survive in 0.0 ? Miner > got to feel something here in candyland Miner > tsk tsk Miner > what a pathehic mofo Surfin's PlunderBunny > (\_(\ zzz ( -.-) 0_(")(") Miner > just a kid Surfin's PlunderBunny > I'm not the one *****ing :P Miner > what kiddie? Surfin's PlunderBunny > Lodge all complaints with Mier, thank you :) Miner > `` Miner > u r on lsd right ? Miner > total nutcase Miner > are u seeing colors as well ? Surfin's PlunderBunny > I see many colors :) Miner > nutcase Miner > tottally
Originally by: ISD Valorem The Devs have stated multiple times that they are looking at the Amarr issues.
Weekly quote: "Villains always have antidotes... They're funny that way." ~The Tick |

Rawrior
Gallente UNITED STAR SYNDICATE Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.11.25 12:56:00 -
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2007.09.30 22:19 f*** you homo
2007.10.17 20:53 We had set you back to neutral after the contract, consider yourselves perma KOS.
Have a nice day ;)
=( i wish i saved chatlogs 
Sig removed, lacks Eve-related content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes |

Zero Speed
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Posted - 2007.11.25 20:13:00 -
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Edited by: Zero Speed on 25/11/2007 20:13:41 I only got few fan mails till now. But this one is hilarious.
2007.10.25 00:21 I did not do anything to you.
Now I must find your little p*s*y and pet it
Yes pet it
Slow sharp strokes ... on your little kitty
kitty
kitty
kitty
They say I am bipolar
I think they are wrong
at least 3 poles
or 4
your kitty is blocked by a snake
I must cut the snake away so I can kiss your kittly
it is not a big snake
almost a worm
see you soon
I still laugh every time i read it .
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Zavernus Hamarabi
Caldari High4Life SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.25 20:29:00 -
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Yikes, weird :o
Originally by: Payne Bringer
..flip teacup... wait for kettle to right teacup...gank kettle with the help of a hard hitting tr
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Wind Ictiva
Delta Kappa Gamma
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Posted - 2007.11.26 00:18:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Keep at it... I've had cancer wished on me 2x so far. Once right here in the forum 
well i for one hope you dont get cancer bunny
also, i never get any good hate mail everyone i engage seem to be really pro about it and, lets face it, kill me as much as i kill them
Originally by: Admiral Love
Hmm creating a thread like this is perhaps a little like sitting naked with bleeding balls in a pool of piranhas. I Won't do it again - most of you guys are pretty nasty.
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Strife Phoenix
Acerbus Vindictum Nex Super Vos
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Posted - 2007.11.26 10:59:00 -
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Never got a mail so far but I did get smacked in local by a dude flying a Brutix that jumped me (well I was kind of hoping for it).. He got vex0rzed after he had agressed and then proceeded to smack me for killing him because he landed too far from me and I just found that hilarious and very confusing.
Acerbus-Vindictum - Revelare Pecunia!
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