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Father Snuggles
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.11 22:23:00 -
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My favourite thing about this is how you remind us of player protests as well as news coverage of said protests (courtesy of...uh...mitt-anni?) with such theatrical gravitas, appealing to everyone's longing for unity and a commited effort towards a common goal...
...and then you claim that goal was "walking in stations".
You should go into psychology or something...at a university even.
I...nay, we implore you.
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Father Snuggles
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
4
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Posted - 2012.02.11 22:43:00 -
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Xenuria wrote:Father Snuggles wrote:My favourite thing about this is how you remind us of player protests as well as news coverage of said protests (courtesy of...uh...mitt-anni?) with such theatrical gravitas, appealing to everyone's longing for unity and a commited effort towards a common goal... ...and then you claim that goal was "walking in stations". You should go into psychology or something...at a university even. I...nay, we implore you. I am already a psychology major about to graduate.
You are?
Then accept my most sincere apology for the sarcasm.
I sure hope you're enrolled in one of the nation's premier psychology programs and not in one of those bottom-rung, worst-rated ones like Cornell, Rider, or - god forbid - the Texas Women's University.
You'd want to make the most of your education and not screw up all your potential in an educational crap-house that is only ranked decently in the Princeton Review's more comical attributes, wouldn't you?
I had a friend that went to one of those three...
...haven't talked to Jeff eversince...
But I digress.
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Father Snuggles
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
4
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Posted - 2012.02.12 15:47:00 -
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Xenuria wrote: I am the dataphile, I meticulously collect data and draw connections.
No, you are the person that needs to get help.
You "meticulously" collect data of social interactions (like that "Fast Times..." clip that I was barely able to watch) so you can see and display yourself as something other than a troll.
You view yourself as detached from the actual interaction and slip into the role of the one that pretends to be in surveillance of the interaction, the one that analyses and steers it...the controller, if you will.
No matter how successful or unsuccessful those interactions (be it trolls or whatever else you shoot for) go for you, in the background you ever presently (I'm guessing not consciously) have your safety net, that whatever the outcome, YOU are the observer going "heh, i have you guys recorded".
So, in the same way, you probably perceive your entire behaviour and persona in here. Regardless of how many times you are called out, contradicted, humiliated or have your carefully laid-out plans foiled (remember your counter-intelligence expert stint?), you can always step back and go "heh, this is all just a social experiment...they don't even know. Now dance more, puppets. DANCE!"
This is dysfunctional...very much so. But you claim to be a soon-to-graduate psychology major, albeit at a not so prestigious program, so you "should" know this.
So without even going into your fake claims of autism (back in my day, kids pretended to come from a broken home to have more emo street-cred and now autism is a thing?), your passion to heckle and badger teenagers on ventrilo, your alleged interest in drawing genitalia, your tendency to revel in your own persona while conducting "social experiments", I'll state the following:
You will not be elected.
Noone cares about your personality-schticks or your "social experiments". Not in here. Not out there.
Get help.
I mean it.
And, if I may, I would at this time invite everyone, not just in this thread, this corp or this alliance, but everyone that is aware of you, to join me in this heartfelt plea for you to get help.
If you fine folks are down with this, respond to Xenuria with naught but "Get help." |
Father Snuggles
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.12 15:55:00 -
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Get help. |
Father Snuggles
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.12 17:10:00 -
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Just.
Get.
Help. |
Father Snuggles
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.13 07:52:00 -
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Xenuria wrote:
Hockles is a perpetual little boy that hangs out on my ventrilo. He is kinda like the comic relief because when situations on vent get stressful he will just say something stupid or childish and everybody laughs. He has been 15 for like... years now..
The perpetual little boys...the ones that never age...
...the best ones...
Get help. |
Father Snuggles
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.05 15:15:00 -
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Venus Vermillion wrote:Kitfox Mikakka wrote:Xenuria wrote:After participating in an eve radio debate with mittens and co I am now more confident than ever that I am going to get elected. Because of your glistening bravado? Xenuria, Does your bravado always glisten or does it sometimes only shimmer or perhaps glint?
Guys, guys, GUYS!
His bravado is only glistening because of all the social lubricant he done rubbed all over it. |
Father Snuggles
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.08 14:23:00 -
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The guy unironically wearing a fedora wrote:The high king of all hipsters
Quote:n++[ 2012.03.07 01:37:08 ] Xenuria > Hello
n++[ 2012.03.07 01:37:34 ] UAxDEATH > u r trying to steal my votes, and it seams taht you are a political shame
n++[ 2012.03.07 01:37:54 ] Xenuria > You seem upset...
Xenuria, self-confessed autistic savant and alleged CSM candidate, made it a grand total of 45 seconds through a conversation without using "U mad" as an argument.
Get help.
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