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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.06 12:25:00 -
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CommuniquÚ Mar 05
From: The Imperial Communications Ensign and Diplomatic Relations Officer, Joshua Calvert.
To: STK-Scientific, The X-Trading Company, and Techell Corp.
I hereby declare that I, Con'Mal, and Madcyborg shall cease our war upon these three corporations in exchange for payment of 150 billion isk (+ the cost of 1 Raven and 1 Scorpion).
Failure to do so will result in unholy wrath and much bad stuff.
You have been warned.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Laird
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Posted - 2004.03.06 13:06:00 -
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Care to elaborate on the much bad stuff part? It sounds interesting...
Commodore Laird, Human Resources Officer
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JoKane
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Posted - 2004.03.06 13:20:00 -
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Lol, your funny Joshy boy
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Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2004.03.06 13:32:00 -
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150 billion gagillion bamillion zillion dollars!
Seriously, what's with the demands recently? And why isn't anyone demanding 50 virgins or the great American novel, or other stuff that's hard to get?
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.03.06 13:36:00 -
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150 billion gagillion bamillion zillion dollars!
Seriously, what's with the demands recently? And why isn't anyone demanding 50 virgins or the great American novel, or other stuff that's hard to get?
Umm 50 virgins? In EVE?
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.06 13:40:00 -
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That raises a curious question: does receiving a new clone automatically make you a virgin again?
P.S: Yes, it was a joke. m0o and FE's posts were too hard to resist poking fun at 
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Grumpf
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Posted - 2004.03.06 13:49:00 -
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Edited by: Grumpf on 06/03/2004 13:58:17
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150 billion isk (+ the cost of 1 Raven and 1 Scorpion)
We do not replace ships of people that declare war on us and then hang around afk in Yulai. You are a too easy kill to be taken seriously.
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.06 14:11:00 -
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Edited by: Grumpf on 06/03/2004 13:58:17
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150 billion isk (+ the cost of 1 Raven and 1 Scorpion)
We do not replace ships of people that declare war on us and then hang around afk in Yulai. You are a too easy kill to be taken seriously.
Did Monstar replace the blackbird I killed with my kestrel?
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.03.06 15:34:00 -
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Edited by: DB Preacher on 06/03/2004 15:34:46
Josh turned pirate 
I have to shoot you now.
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier
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Madog
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Posted - 2004.03.06 16:39:00 -
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LOL OHHH Man im shaking...you go joshy!
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2004.03.06 16:51:00 -
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"That raises a curious question: does receiving a new clone automatically make you a virgin again?"
Technically, yes. :s
I think Miso has made (and spent) more than those 150 bil. selling her perpetual virginity to rich Amarrians... >>;
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Draeven
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Posted - 2004.03.06 17:28:00 -
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someone told me to visit m0o channel for dark haired virgins when i first got to Eve as there are plenty there to be found, sadly none are of female variety(j/k..please don't shoot me, i'm new ;)
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Primer Xenius
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Posted - 2004.03.06 17:35:00 -
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150 billion isk (+ the cost of 1 Raven and 1 Scorpion)
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We do not replace ships of people that declare war on us and then hang around afk in Yulai. You are a too easy kill to be taken seriously.
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Did Monstar replace the blackbird I killed with my kestrel?
Did Con'Mal replace the Raven?
Joshua, you brough all of this on yourself. Where was that scorpion when it got shot up?
"we all know CA planned to attack Xetic "when the time was right" from day1" - Lallante
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Sally B
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Posted - 2004.03.06 17:46:00 -
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So Everlasting Vendetta is still doing dummy corporations to wage war in safe space. Are you exploiters or what?
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dalman
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Posted - 2004.03.06 17:59:00 -
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So Everlasting Vendetta is still doing dummy corporations to wage war in safe space. Are you exploiters or what?
Are you stupid or what?
They left EV long ago.
M.I.A. since 2004-07-30 |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.06 18:00:00 -
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DB, I'm not pirate.
Those 3 corporations were picked for VERY specific reasons.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
CORE TRADER
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Posted - 2004.03.06 18:04:00 -
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Yes, because they obeyed the NAP while Con'Mal failed to.
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z0e xiii
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Posted - 2004.03.07 17:35:00 -
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and much bad stuff.
lol josh
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.07 18:38:00 -
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This war has already cost The X-Trading Company 1 Megathron, 1 Apocalypse, 13k zydrine, and a number of cruisers/frigates/indies.
Much bad stuff will ensue until I receive 58 choc-chip cookies wrapped in smooooooooooooth newly-printed isk totalling 150 Billion.
You have been warned.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Alexandra Belana
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Posted - 2004.03.07 20:13:00 -
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Umm 50 virgins? In EVE?
Om I'm quite sure there are at least 50 virgins in EVE. I havent had time to visit the entire galaxy yet!
Evil Temptress - Goddess of Pleasure |
Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2004.03.07 20:41:00 -
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This war has already cost The X-Trading Company 1 Megathron, 1 Apocalypse, 13k zydrine, and a number of cruisers/frigates/indies.
Much bad stuff will ensue until I receive 58 choc-chip cookies wrapped in smooooooooooooth newly-printed isk totalling 150 Billion.
You have been warned.
rofl Josh,
You really think Xtraders is bothered with the loss of a couple of battleships ?
If i know these guys (which i do) i'd say they recplaced these before you docked after destroying them.
Anyway, Xtraders should by now have a nice enough reserve of minerals. Probably the first to be able to build a station when those get in.
Go XT !
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dalman
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Posted - 2004.03.07 20:50:00 -
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Anyway, Xtraders should by now have a nice enough reserve of minerals. Probably the first to be able to build a station when those get in.
Very possible.
But what's the purpose of building a station unless you can defend it too?
M.I.A. since 2004-07-30 |
Sally
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Posted - 2004.03.08 00:29:00 -
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Anyway, Xtraders should by now have a nice enough reserve of minerals. Probably the first to be able to build a station when those get in.
Very possible.
But what's the purpose of building a station unless you can defend it too?
They will buy the universe to do it...
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Darodem
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Posted - 2004.03.08 03:58:00 -
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Corp 1 and the clarity of purpose guys should get together... erm that is if you mavericks and wildcats can get along with anyone long enough to get something accomplished.
Josh I think after the increase in auto turret ranges your success rate against the good people you choose as enemies has gone down quite a bit. I am curious about how you afford so many clones and replacement ships though.
Is there any role-playing reason you have made this war?
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Absurd
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Posted - 2004.03.08 06:21:00 -
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Is there any role-playing reason you have made this war?
Everything is rolepaying one way or another in a MMO.
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.08 07:23:00 -
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Josh I think after the increase in auto turret ranges your success rate against the good people you choose as enemies has gone down quite a bit. I am curious about how you afford so many clones and replacement ships though.
This is an official war so why would turrets be a problem?
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Schola
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Posted - 2004.03.08 07:37:00 -
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I was wondering, just for information, what the actual "reasons" these three corps were selected?
STK Scientific
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Alynthir
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Posted - 2004.03.08 07:38:00 -
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Anyway, Xtraders should by now have a nice enough reserve of minerals. Probably the first to be able to build a station when those get in.
We shall see...
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Rick
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Posted - 2004.03.08 09:07:00 -
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No idea about the reasons but good luck Josh and co.
Youre gone but not forgotten brother
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.13 09:43:00 -
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Much bad stuff continues - further losses and embarrassments inflicted upon XT and STK-S.
Payment of the ransom fee (450M isk) per corporation is required to end the war.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
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