Lunch at 4pm? No wonder you have a migraine. Eat!

I cannot like that post.

Maybe I should clarify, Jared is a manager.

Managers tend to think that you should always be working

You're not my manager! Also, you first. Lead by example!

half an hour to go.....

I think I love summertime these days, been feeling a lot more alive lately

a Forceful Glomp would knock it back into place

I always liked logmein for remote support. The lack of a deployment method other than giving them a log in is annoying though. Unless I want to pay big business money for it.

Kill Me.

Claims like that require proof, I'm afraid.

Rav, when Alice absorbs enough souls, she goes into a super powered mode. Her hair changing colour is how you know she's super powered.

Legend says the Aliceoraptor can fly while in her superpowered state, among other things.

Oh good heavens, I think I'm in love.....

Coffee cooking.

Rainy Wednesday Morning likes being distributed...

How Spiders became more technologically advanced than humans (warning: this will scare the **** out of you and make you paranoid thinking there are spiders all around you)

Usually 3G here in Hamburg, but I work in building which is basically a big block of concrete ans steel, so maximum in the office is barely Edge...

Doubt 25 guys (soon about 50) are enough, or are they?

Hmmm My avatar should have updated by now :|

Fast and Furious 6 tonight.. literally can't wait! buzzin'

You are having sandwich on toast??

or CCP prefers this Kate look.

The Upvote and get Upvoted Thread?

Cant be much worse the these forums

Gah, my stupid gateway is a POS it keeps taking out the internet and phone.

yawn.

*Throws various office supplies*

Its a nice phone. I use one for work.

**opens the filing cabinet and throws all the paper around the office**

Its a nice phone. I use one for work.

Ok...big boss is here now..

**behaves**

Edit: lol Gray, that made me laff :D

Anyone else having problems with slow loading on the pages?

Good morning LAGL.

There is not enough coffee.

EVAR.

It's evening god dammit! :P

That's what she said .... sorry, couldn't resist

2 more likes...

And we saved you a job.

A double win!

*throws confetti!*

I cant wait for the whole thing.

In Leipzig I was basically living on "Dresdener Handbrot". It's a hot loaf of bread, hollowed out and filled with molten cheese and bacon, with cream and some herbs on top. The most awesome food mankind has ever created...

http://static.chefkoch-cdn.de/ck.de/rezepte/172/172620/329726-big-das-handbrot-aus-dresden.jpg

In ma Belly

yawn. morning already?

Oh good. I'll just go back to sleep on my desk here....

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No humans.
Birds, there were lots of birds. Especially ducks. I mean, what are ducks doing on a graveyard? There is no water close, and ducks don't really fit the whole somber, gloomy theme. Ravens would have been better, but all I got was ducks. And they were not very helpful.

Meh.

Oh Wow I sneak peeked Shalalala's New avatar GÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑ

I'll help. Fancy a duel?

Nah, you remember last time, right?

A sound theory...

You have to go Full Body as the Ingame portrait hasn't updated

I missed 1800 by 2 pages.. dayum

My aura detects nothing!

It doesn't Protect you from me

Teehee... shameless.

We call it stirfriday.

Mwhahaha I still am ^_^

Ahhh... the golden age of metal. *sigh*

As long as you don't call ME old...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA

I will just keep on posting this stuff, tell me no if it sucks

*dusts off and catalogues Jared*

Journey is epic in it's own way haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np4mo3-2hAw

Lol what was that

Confirmed.

Have to get through me!

Seen them live 4 or 5 times now, confirming they are made of awesome and Bastian, the Drummer, is a chill guy.

Wouldn't want to miss his skills on that massive drumset.

Here we go time for hand out likes.

Brace the like finger.

I thought germany was meant to be efficient?

Must be an english thing, we talk about 'german efficiency' and 'german engineering'

We also talk about Dutch Courage. Or, the lack of it. Must be a holdover from a war we once had.

I don't know anything about the war, just that it happened. Dutch Courage is often said to be alcohol.

Miz looks pretty awesome with the CE clothing.

Though I might go with the black shirt instead of the gold one. It depends on how much isk I got in October.

660 OC here, so it's almost a Ti, just cheaper. Need to keep it cool though.

Friendly person with pain relieving drugs have chased off the dwarves.

I'm feeling myself again...

Um.....that probably came out wrong.

I might need dual monocles or my goggles.

Right

HOMETIME GÖÑ

Got it.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/166019_599349886752693_1021714853_n.jpg I saw this the other day... makes you want to be a lobster eh?

Its a very acute reference to capsuleers, we all fly around in pods, which are basically our exoskeletons eh?

We also scream when thrown into hot water.

Also along the lines of "you cut off the head of a werewolf, but that kills normal people too, but thats beside the point as well" eh?

You are bald and blind.

*Administers emergency CPR to the thread*

Need to change my avatar pic soon... thinking of keeping the "bird of prey stare" but changing other things. so... what should i do?

o and hai!

Hello pot...

LAGL monocle soon, Just need to pick the thing up.

Money transfered.

Although I fear this might have been a scam- how do I know that you are really incredible?

Trap.

Happy Friday everyone! New pic sans monocle should be visible now.

Kirjava, what happened to your hair?

never saw the cartoon, i just know of it because intarnets.

Army chatting with you? You joining up?

You can say that again... I even had to talk french... and that after getting needles stuck into my spine for the better part of the morning.

Apparently we're getting free sp because of the screw up with the launcher.

details here https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=3078112#post3078112

Smacksy? Is this a good thing?

Admiral Kate has arrived.

Hometime... Now to lock myself in a dark room and bury myself under the duvet...

Right bed time for me.

Night all.

I did for a few hours but it was too hideous.


http://i.imgur.com/ORGQQKL.jpg

10,000

same. i thought about gd.. but then i saw oope.. and something just went... "huh. i should check this place out first" ... safe to say. i like it.

Oh yeah the picture updated. I wanted to zoom out and changed around a little. Just made the hair a bit blonder and raised lightning

Meh. I refuse your expectations of a generic greeting.

Bank holiday mondays always throw me off....

Why am I reminded of a llama whenever I see your avatar

That song was a thing when I was in school

Never forgot about it, it's just so memorable.

I fancy a New Avatar ^_^

Death Note is awesome :P

Nope. Seen Eureka 7, and Neon Genesis Evangelion, though.

I don't watch much anime. I just like mechs. So I'll try anime with mechs in it.

Seen the remake movies yet?

Please don't do what I did, and stay up till 5 am waiting for it to be subbed by the best group (the third one). Its not what I was expecting.

Won't say anymore, enjoy, and we can talk about it afterwards

*Pops the Microwaved curry sample under the microscope*

"Maam, you are aware this contains sheeps ********* instead of beef right?"

,\/..

*Realises he has near total dominion of the front page*

I only drink while playing CoD. Its the only way i can actually hit something

Candy Floss?

Well that was quite a few likes to give out this morning.

Just had to put the hoover around my office.

This wasn't on my job description.

hahaha.

Wait
Alice has another new profile pic. But, but, i swear i started doing this crazy thing called playing Eve instead of posting here, and now every time i come back Alice is changed, and everyone has a few thousand more likes. its just 72 hours people.

Like all memes, everything that's cool has a rather quick decay rate.
Ponies were hilarious for trolling about one or two years ago, but it's just gotten unfunny by now.

Last post and likes before I sleep.

Thats not how you spell Tengu...

Hello?

Is this thing on?

So am I winning?

i just lost the game.

Bow my Pwettys

That'll be why I'll never join SS, even though I have old friends there

My point was that 2.2B is a big ask to borrow. I don't know many people who would be ok with lending someone that.

Hell, I felt a little uncomfy flying freighters to market for a guy in my last corp, incase it went boom on the way or something. It's over a bil of ship that I didn't pay for. It's pretty much a loan, until I got it to market and contracted it back.

Maybe I'm just silly though

You're an evil person sometimes, Jared.

I hope you don't mean me. I'm not evil.

I just don't suffer fools to live

Good to see someone else thinks like this. Not a very popular idea though.

You know its good when a tear comes to your eye with the beauty.

And on that note, I hubly submit in my view the greatest speech ever made.

And worth an honourable mention.

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I remember when there was an international crew on the ISS, in the early days, there was a Saudi, an American and a Russian at the time.

On day one they were pointing out their home cities and nations.

On the second there was the conteinents and civilisations.

On the thirs there was only Earth, and all Humanity beneath them.

I consider it a tragedy no Astronaut has gotten to the top of politics, the UN would have been a success if run by such people.

And Alice, damn you to hell I'm weeping at this, on the third time, I've never seen this before.

Yawr.

What a crappy morning. Rain, much, much work and holiday is only last week.
And my avatar looks **** drunk on the forum.

I heard Stockholms been pillaging for a few days, not much of it on the news though, sure you guys have lost your edge?

Kirjava that No Kitty your referring too is called Tard

\o/

Stop breaking the forum rules.

Sunny in Edinburgh ^_^

Well.... Half lying... If I look up... I see half a blue sky and the sun and the other half is Grey clouds ^_^

Build a wickerman and throw salmond on it. It might appease the sun!

*Puffs a Cigar beside a Petroleum Tanker*

Waaaay ahead of you darlin.

Guten Morgen, Bonjour, Shalom, ye alrigh'

Morning all o/

Ready for another exciting, enthralling day at the office. Kill me now.

Are those even allowed in an office?

My office consists of me and one other person, and we sit facing each other. I don't think he'd be ok with a NERF fight

You have one of those?

Shooting people does motivate them, but the guy I share an office with is also my boss. He doesn't need motivating

Shame we don't get to do anything like that here. There was an idea for a paintball day, but we don't think the boss would go for it.

We're a small company, less than 30 people or so. We can't really afford to bunk off like that.

Mossad assassins are said to wear tennis gear as a disguise.....

But you didn't hear that from me.

Downtime sucks =[

*sits down at desk*

*removes accursed tie*

*clears throat*

WEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best thing about my apartment is the view i have allows me a wonderful view if theres more lightning.

< drool >

Off for Job Interview, wish me luck!

Now I need a finger brace.

GIVE ME THE WHITE ONE!

thats 100 million ISK please

I still wish we could have cats wandering around in our CQ's when we dock. Leg rubbing our avatars and such.

Off to the shops, cya all later!

FRESH BLOOD!

Bored of telling off idiot newbies?

I do like reading those threads.

Also, J'Poll didn't give likes

Yup, too bad it looks so good on me.

Even more appropriate to call her Mistress Kate now

http://www.ellatha.com/eve/LPSearch/sterling/

Mystery solved for all those shirts.


*Still wants the Caldari one*

Kindle is awesome

exposing the 50 something year old i work with to Combichrist.

he said 'it kinda grows on you,doesn't it?'

You're fungus

confirming Jared is a fungi

Ah, renewal time on my phone, Blackberry, Win8, Android and Apple now clash for my payments. Upgrading from a Windows 7 phone...

Also 1938, Germany annexes Austria unopposed.

Thats a pity, I've always liked my old pre-smartphone Nokia phones. If I pay a bit more money above the freebies I can get the Motorola RZR i, which seems to score quite highly in the comparisons.

Planing on printing out T-Mobiles offers and asking O2 and 3 to better it, then go back to T-Mobile and see what happens.

Something with battery life and a strong signal is my main points, being able to stream a few videos wouldn't go a miss. I wonder if I could get a better deal out of one of the Nokia's though, the unpopular ones would probably be sold cheaper if they got someone interested in them.

Thats pretty impressive, my Samsung Omnia 7 gets around 5 hours of usage before it dies, and about a day without usage, absolutely pathetic. I'll make a point of looking into the 925, internet browser does much of the usage on my phone more than being an actual phone.

Wooooah guiz..

http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3539947/Pics/hehe.png

So, according to CCP, EVE Is Real!

Keanu Reaves is in EVE

Does that mean...

The Matrix is Real????

I feel like Quitting Eve....

Bored of it.... Like Super bored...

Meh... I'm too bored to post here... Gonna watch a movie...

Six and a half hours to go...will I make it?

Shes watching "LAGL..The continuing story"

LAGL : Morgan Freeman

Basically he reads out our Posts

What you get for being a manager. the chains of commanding and all

FREEEEEEEEDOOMMMMMMMMMMM

How did he taste?

A thankfully full-on cloudy day here in Flori-derp finally. Bodes well for later Terror storms

'In 2008, the Dutch voted GÇ£SwaffelenGÇ¥ as their word of the year - This means to smack oneGÇÖs p**is repeatedly against someone or something'

Also from Uberfacts.

Jared, confirm?

BWAHAHAHA

So... 60k tonight or you all die.

I'm from.....THE FUTURE

Gratz with 3k likes, Jared