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Vasili Z
Beasts of Burden
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.12.01 07:59:00 -
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A few new corp-mates of mine were wondering how the world came about, and I said unto them "I shall link you to the Bible of Donk", but alas, it was deleted from these forums. No more shall my followers be left in the dark:
In the beginning CCP created the planets, and stars.
And the universe was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
And CCP said, let there be Donk.
And CCP saw the Donk, and it was good: and CCP divided the donkers from the donked
And CCP called the donkers pirates, and the donked he called carebears.
And CCP said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of space, and let it divide the donkers from the donked.
And CCP called the firmament Stargates.
And Low-Sec and High-Sec were the first day.
And CCP said, Let the donked under the stargates gather together unto one place, and let the asteroids appear: and it was so.
And CCP called the asteroids Belts; and the gathering together of the donked he called Mining Ops: and CCP saw that it was good.
And CCP said, Let the donked bring forth ore, and minerals, and the manufacturing hangar after his kind, who seeds the BPO's upon the donked: and it was good.
And the Market was the 2nd day.
And CCP said, Let there be modules in the slots of the ship to divide the donkers from the donked, and let them be for shooting, and for tanking, and for mining, and hauling:
And CCP made two great requirements, the powergrid to rule the turrets, and the CPU to rule the capacitor: he made rigs also.
And CCP set them in the Megathron, to mock all Gallente under the Stargate.
And to rule over the Tech 1 and the Tech 2, and to divide the gank from the tank: and CCP saw that it was also good.
And High slots and Low slots were the 3rd day
And CCP said, Let there be Alliances, and CCP saw that it was good.
And CCP said, Let the alliances bring forth abundantly the moving donkers and donked that hath life.
And CCP created Band of Brothers, and every living donker that moveth, which the Donk brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and Goonswarm saw that it was devsploits.
And CCP blessed Goonswarm, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the donkers killboard, and let donked multiply on your own.
And Killboards were the 4th day.
And CCP said, Let the station bring forth the NPC after his kind, agents, and concord, and rat of the Belt after his kind: and it was so.
And CCP said unto all that may live under the stargate, let the NPC bring forth abundantly the ISK that rules the Market, and it was so.
And to rule over the complexes, and the missions, and to divide the rich and the poor: and CCP saw that it was also good.
And Bounties were the 5th day
And CCP said, Let us make Donk in our image, after our likeness, and let it have dominion over the donkers and donked of high sec, and the donkers and donked of low sec, and over all the donkers, and over every creeping donked that creepeth under the Stargate
And so CCP created Donk in his own image, in the image of CCP created he him, donkers and donked created he them.
And CCP said unto the donked, Behold, I have given you every mineral-bearing ore, which is upon the Belts under the Stargate; to you it shall be for manufacturing
And CCP blessed the donkers, and CCP said unto them, call primaries, watch local, and replenish the killboard, and subdue it: and have dominion over every living donked that moveth under the Stargate.
And CCP saw the Donk that he had made, and behold, it was very good.
And PVP were the last day.
THUS the solar systems and the regions were finished, and all the host of them.
And on the seventh day CCP ended his work which he had made;
And he answered petitions from all the work which he had made.
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Bildox
Minmatar
Beasts of Burden
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.12.01 08:00:00 -
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This is my Bible.
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Sexorella hotz
Beasts of Burden
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.12.01 08:03:00 -
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I am enlightened, bring forth the donkage, and let it be good.
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Metalstein
Beasts of Burden
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.12.01 08:27:00 -
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Vasili is my shepherd, I shall not be in want. For he makes me scout in a battleship, he leads me into great blobs, but he restores our killboard. He guides me in the path of loot for his name's sake. And even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of a mothership, I will fear no evil, except for possibly ECM, for Vasili is leading our gang; his bonuses and his sleipnir, they comfort me. He calls primaries before me in the presence of my enemies. Surely kill-points and smacktalk will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the fleet of Vasili forever. (Lord Revent 22:16 The Bible Of Donk)
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My posts represent my views and not those of my corporation or alliance. Unless those views are facts. Then they're facts. :) |
Karanth
Gallente
Crazy 88's
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Posted - 2007.12.01 09:24:00 -
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First non-YouWhat to see the Bible of Donk, and agree it is good.
All that's left...
There is only one sig hijack that matters, the orginal and only member of the hijack squad. me. -Eris. ps Black russians are better then beer.
Well, there's not many of *us* left! -Rauth
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Metalstein
Beasts of Burden
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.12.02 05:22:00 -
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On TS:
The PVP in this channel is governed by risk and greatness. If the risk is too great, we do not engage, because although the greatness achieved is great, the risk is too great and the greatness is too risky. If the risk is low, then we do not engage, because the risk is not risky enough, and the greatness achieved would not be great, for there is no risk. We engage only when the risk is slightly less great than too great, for the greatness achieved would be on par with the risk, and all would know the name of this greatness: 303 (Vasili Z 3:5-10 The Bible Of Donk)
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My posts represent my views and not those of my corporation or alliance. Unless those views are facts. Then they're facts. :) |
Dirk Magnum
FinFleet
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.12.02 07:00:00 -
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I'm pretending to know what Donk is ITT.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2007.12.02 07:05:00 -
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Wow... so yeah. Musta been a boring day. 
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Hi. I'm not an alt :) |
plan q
Caldari
Beasts of Burden
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.12.13 06:15:00 -
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nope just another normal day in 303
donk=pawnx2
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Bildox
Minmatar
Bull's in a China Shop
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Posted - 2008.01.10 11:01:00 -
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 Originally by: plan q
nope just another normal day in 303
donk=pawnx2
You are correct good sir.
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Everyone Dies
Caldari
Lucky Tampon
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Posted - 2008.01.10 11:08:00 -
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how old are you? let me guess 12 years old?
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wierchas noobhunter
Cosmic Fusion
When Fat Kids Attack
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Posted - 2008.01.10 11:18:00 -
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Originally by: Everyone Dies
how old are you? let me guess 12 years old?
well i think he should read bible ( well beginning of it at least )
so i think it makes him 2x older then u
and i think he is 20 years old
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2008.01.10 11:22:00 -
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"I don't need a gun. I've got a donk."
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Shanur
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.01.10 12:23:00 -
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I'm afraid i can not subscribe to this in my eyes heretical vision as i am a devout follower of the holy book of Dave  |
Starquinia
Minmatar
Starfield United Technologies LLP
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Posted - 2008.01.10 12:58:00 -
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I mis-read the subject as "Bibble of Donk". After reading it, I see that it is in fact bibble.
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Ishina Fel
Caldari
Synergy.
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2008.01.10 14:57:00 -
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Haha, this is so absurd,I had to fight to laugh out loud in office 
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