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McOboe Massive Dynamic weapons 22	Posted - 2012.02.02 08:58:00 - [1] - Quote Alright ya'll. It's time for a some culture fun. Haikus- there are variants, but the most common is 5-7-5. That means the first line is five syllables, the next seven, and the last one is five. Some counting on fingers may be required. I'll start it off- Mining In My Hulk Hit By A Maelstrom Alpha Glad I Fit A Tank Edit- yeah, it's pretty late.
Kehro Urgus Ab Obice Saevior 120	Posted - 2012.02.02 09:04:00 - [2] - Quote Not touching this. The last poetry thread disappeared into oblivion.
Ursula LeGuinn 124	Posted - 2012.02.02 09:04:00 - [3] - Quote spinning a Tengu someday I might undock it probably not though "The EVE forums are intended to provide a warm, friendly atmosphere for the EVE community."-áGÇö-áEVElopedia
Tiberius Sunstealer Phantom Soulreavers Axiom Solaris 103	Posted - 2012.02.02 09:11:00 - [4] - Quote Mine all day in space. Z z z z z z z. Make no ISK at all.
Darth Gustav Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension 60	Posted - 2012.02.02 09:13:00 - [5] - Quote New Eden People I want to destroy all your Internet spaceships.
Fraa Bjorn Cell 317 38	Posted - 2012.02.02 09:15:00 - [6] - Quote damsel in distress now get your **** together and put on some leather All games have QQ, but only Eve has Q.Q
Akirei Scytale Test Alliance Please Ignore 581	Posted - 2012.02.02 09:15:00 - [7] - Quote I dont know how many syllables go into a haiku
Darth Gustav Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension 60	Posted - 2012.02.02 09:17:00 - [8] - Quote Akirei Scytale wrote: I dont know how many syllables go into a haiku First line is just five. Second line is much bigger. It has got seven.
Akirei Scytale Test Alliance Please Ignore 581	Posted - 2012.02.02 09:23:00 - [9] - Quote Darth Gustav wrote: Akirei Scytale wrote: I dont know how many syllables go into a haiku First line is just five. Second line is much bigger. It has got seven. Thank you, kind stranger Now I may finally **** On your poetry
Darth Gustav Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension 60	Posted - 2012.02.02 09:24:00 - [10] - Quote Fraa Bjorn wrote: damsel in distress now get your **** together and put on some leather There once was a pirate named Zazz who viciously pounded that ___. He'd hijack your daughter and your heavy water All while he listened to jazz. Translated to haiku: While you spun your ship Zazz swiped your boss' hot daughter Bet she fed him cake.

Darth Gustav Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension 60	Posted - 2012.02.02 09:25:00 - [11] - Quote Akirei Scytale wrote: Darth Gustav wrote: Akirei Scytale wrote: I dont know how many syllables go into a haiku First line is just five. Second line is much bigger. It has got seven. Thank you, kind stranger Now I may finally **** On your poetry You're trolling for lulz None to be gotten from me! Zero out of ten.
Akirei Scytale Test Alliance Please Ignore 581	Posted - 2012.02.02 09:32:00 - [12] - Quote Darth Gustav wrote: Akirei Scytale wrote: Darth Gustav wrote: Akirei Scytale wrote: I dont know how many syllables go into a haiku First line is just five. Second line is much bigger. It has got seven. Thank you, kind stranger Now I may finally **** On your poetry You're trolling for lulz None to be gotten from me! Zero out of ten. I am no troll, ser Your accusations fall on My innocent ears.
Ursula LeGuinn 124	Posted - 2012.02.02 09:33:00 - [13] - Quote small gang PvP eight of us and nine of them CCP, fix blobs "The EVE forums are intended to provide a warm, friendly atmosphere for the EVE community."-áGÇö-áEVElopedia
Akirei Scytale Test Alliance Please Ignore 581	Posted - 2012.02.02 09:35:00 - [14] - Quote Ursula LeGuinn wrote: small gang PvP eight of us and nine of them CCP, fix blobs Move quietly, like A cat with a shy bladder, And blobs will fade away
Darth Gustav Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension 62	Posted - 2012.02.02 09:47:00 - [15] - Quote Ursula LeGuinn wrote: small gang PvP eight of us and nine of them CCP, fix blobs Problems with numbers Players use blobs for blapping I think I smell tears!
Lyrka Bloodberry Spybeaver 65	Posted - 2012.02.02 10:37:00 - [16] - Quote I got ganked by goons Gallente space ice mining How could I have known? I am more into Limmericks: I once got ganked by a Panther my fanmail remained without answer The opinion today is that Black Ops are fail but not in a gatecamp in Rancer Spybeaver
Darth Gustav Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension 62	Posted - 2012.02.02 10:38:00 - [17] - Quote Lyrka Bloodberry wrote: I got ganked by goons Gallente space ice mining How could I have known? I am more into Limmericks: I once got ganked by a Panther my fanmail remained without answer The opinion today is that Black Ops are fail but not in a gatecamp in Rancer Goonwaffe's hiring! I am a recruiter's alt! Send ISK for your app!
St Mio Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 432	Posted - 2012.02.02 10:47:00 - [18] - Quote I love these threads GÖÑ
Lyrka Bloodberry Spybeaver 65	Posted - 2012.02.02 10:53:00 - [19] - Quote Darth Gustav wrote: Goonwaffe's hiring! I am a recruiter's alt! Send ISK for your app! Don't like where this goes. I guess you just want money. Sent all my ISK though. Spybeaver
Amsterdam Conversations Cheesecake Starshine 85	Posted - 2012.02.02 10:57:00 - [20] - Quote I am so good I am the biggest pirate On my station

Darth Gustav Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension 63	Posted - 2012.02.02 10:59:00 - [21] - Quote Amsterdam Conversations wrote: I am so good I am the biggest pirate On my station I can't count to five. Seven is easy for me! But five is tricky.
Akirei Scytale Test Alliance Please Ignore 586	Posted - 2012.02.02 11:08:00 - [22] - Quote Darth Gustav wrote: Amsterdam Conversations wrote: I am so good I am the biggest pirate On my station I can't count to five. Seven is easy for me! But five is tricky. I always had my suspicions about pirates sitting on undocks
Karn Dulake Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance 332	Posted - 2012.02.02 11:09:00 - [23] - Quote Lonely life in EVE-5 I Need like minded Virgins-7 Should i join the Goons-5 I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Karn Dulake Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance 332	Posted - 2012.02.02 11:13:00 - [24] - Quote I prefer Limericks Roses are read violets are blue Undock yourship The Mittani is the biggest **** in EVE I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Akirei Scytale Test Alliance Please Ignore 586	Posted - 2012.02.02 11:13:00 - [25] - Quote Karn Dulake wrote: Loney life in EVE-5 I Need like minded Virgins-7 Should i join the Goons-5 Might I recommend Joining Raiden dot, I hear They love big space ships
Misina Arlath Sinister Elite 2	Posted - 2012.02.02 11:15:00 - [26] - Quote Poor litte ship Just one midslot for years, Now patched! Quote: The following changes have been made to the Retribution New bonus: 7.5% bonus to Small Energy Turret tracking speed per skill level. +1 mid slot +15 CPU +200 armor hp
Darth Gustav Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension 63	Posted - 2012.02.02 11:21:00 - [27] - Quote Karn Dulake wrote: I prefer Limericks Roses are read violets are blue Undock yourship The Mittani is the biggest **** in EVE I think I smell tears Fleeted with The Mittani. He wasn't that bad.
DarkAegix Acetech Systems 888	Posted - 2012.02.02 11:23:00 - [28] - Quote Internet spaceships Very serious business Pen*s in local All real men hull tank Especially when active And smartbombs in highs My solo Cane roam Was a disaster. I died Because of Falcon
Akirei Scytale Test Alliance Please Ignore 586	Posted - 2012.02.02 11:28:00 - [29] - Quote Darth Gustav wrote: Karn Dulake wrote: I prefer Limericks Roses are read violets are blue Undock yourship The Mittani is the biggest ** in EVE I think I smell tears Fleeted with The Mittani. He wasn't that bad. Holy **, you flew with the Mittani, I hear He never logs in
Darth Gustav Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension 63	Posted - 2012.02.02 11:31:00 - [30] - Quote Akirei Scytale wrote: Darth Gustav wrote: Karn Dulake wrote: I prefer Limericks Roses are read violets are blue Undock yourship The Mittani is the biggest ** in EVE I think I smell tears Fleeted with The Mittani. He wasn't that bad. Holy **, you flew with the Mittani, I hear He never logs in Branch was just starting. He logged in for fleet morale. We didn't get fights.



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