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met worst
The Drongo Club
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Posted - 2012.02.02 21:35:00 -
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Dear Carebears and Eastern Residents of High Repute,
The CFC war machine. That rolling thunder like sound heard across the North, the South-West and anywhere else the CFC thinks THEY should own! They are Eve's Greatest Thugs and Bullies, Baa none!
STOP THEM!!!
Those GSF/CFC heads are a-holes. They publically hate miners but they won't mine themselves - it's beneath them. They buy OUR minerals or those from the eastern brethren to fuel their war machine all the while whining at YOU and your chosen professions. How dare YOU have fun!!!
STOP THEM!!!
Deliver a collective hiding by stopping supply of minerals, yes, "the ice trick". Stockpile all your stuff and/or leak it into the market, pushing prices and grabbing some of that moongoo income for yourself!
STOP THEM!!
Now if the east (we NEED your help Mr. Red) was smart and withheld supply as well, those in the west and north would feel a little pinched as they recklessly throw their subcaps around in gay abandon. It's "serious business" for them and neither the east nor highsec will be safe if the steamroller is allowed to continue rolling.
STOP THEM!!!
Action: Withhold. Result: Attrition.
STOP THEM!!!
We can help those 0.0 alliances willing to take on those horrid little CFC/Goonies and squeeze them into a corner ripe for the taking.
Carebears stop being a frog in a saucepan and unite against the tyranny called the CFC.
Just sayin'.....
/me goes back to wandering aimlessly around lowsec bored out of his ******* mind. |

Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1497
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Posted - 2012.02.02 21:36:00 -
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So far met worst is shaping up to be one of the better gimmick posting accounts of the year. The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Mr. Orange
Band of Freelancers
14
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Posted - 2012.02.02 21:38:00 -
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Someone summarize the OP into a 140 char tweet!
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Skydell
Space Mermaids Somethin Awfull Forums
132
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Posted - 2012.02.02 21:44:00 -
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Goon2 will go down just like the first one did. Fat, lazy and a victim of lelf inflicted heart failure. |

met worst
The Drongo Club
131
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Posted - 2012.02.02 21:47:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:So far met worst is shaping up to be one of the better gimmick posting accounts of the year. I'm actually a Goon alt doing an MMO psych thesis entitled : The Frog Wont Jump.
This is the prologue. Your comments will be attributed in the bibliography. |

ElQuirko
Gravit Negotii
354
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Posted - 2012.02.02 21:49:00 -
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Maybe we should fight Goons with their own weapon - the jihading rifter swarm. Now that supercaps have no anti-frig ability at all, the blob is helpless in the face of the rifter swarm 
If we distribute pictures of people, does that mean God can file copyright claims under SOPA? |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
595
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Posted - 2012.02.02 21:54:00 -
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I love everybody!
Even you.
Please don't interfere with our love-spreading. If you do, you'll have to answer to the full might of the CFC Military. |

Serene Repose
Perkone Caldari State
213
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Posted - 2012.02.02 21:59:00 -
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I've met worse.
Smokestack lightnin' shinin' just like gold. |

Rene Fullchest
Sigillum Militum Xpisti Fatal Ascension
12
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Posted - 2012.02.02 21:59:00 -
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Dude - your head! |

met worst
The Drongo Club
131
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Posted - 2012.02.02 22:02:00 -
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ElQuirko wrote:Maybe we should fight Goons with their own weapon - the jihading rifter swarm. Now that supercaps have no anti-frig ability at all, the blob is helpless in the face of the rifter swarm  You waz trolling me but I gave you a +1 for the sig. |

Nicolo da'Vicenza
Divine Power. Cascade Imminent
299
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Posted - 2012.02.02 22:19:00 -
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Mr. Orange wrote:Someone summarize the OP into a 140 char tweet!  snot shot 2.0 |

Nephilius
Grey Legionaires
308
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Posted - 2012.02.03 00:51:00 -
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Look everyone, it's the bald kid from X-Men 3!
I digress. It's generally things like this that make me shy away from people, and I've become alot happier for it. To stand before a man at an inquisition, knowing that he will rejoice when we die, knowing that he will commit us to the stake and its horrors without a moment's hesitation or remorse if we do not satisfy him, is not an experience much less cruel because our inquisitor does not whip us or rack us or shout at us. |

destiny2
Right Ascension
21
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Posted - 2012.02.03 01:32:00 -
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ElQuirko wrote:Maybe we should fight Goons with their own weapon - the jihading rifter swarm. Now that supercaps have no anti-frig ability at all, the blob is helpless in the face of the rifter swarm 
Actually goons dont use much rifters anymore. They use, Maels,Tempests,Tornados,HAC, all fit with one word *FAIL* |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
595
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Posted - 2012.02.03 01:37:00 -
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destiny2 wrote:ElQuirko wrote:Maybe we should fight Goons with their own weapon - the jihading rifter swarm. Now that supercaps have no anti-frig ability at all, the blob is helpless in the face of the rifter swarm  Actually goons dont use much rifters anymore. They use, Maels,Tempests,Tornados,HAC, all fit with one word *FAIL*
I assure you, the CFC flies a whole lot of rifters. We do hand them out for free, after all. |

Theodoric Darkwind
PonyWaffe Test Alliance Please Ignore
114
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Posted - 2012.02.03 02:03:00 -
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Nope cant possibly have a newbie friendly powerbloc in 0.0
wipe out the ebil CFC, only people with 50+mil SP and their own personal super or titan should be allowed in 0.0
*sarcasm off* |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1904
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Posted - 2012.02.03 02:36:00 -
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destiny2 wrote:ElQuirko wrote:Maybe we should fight Goons with their own weapon - the jihading rifter swarm. Now that supercaps have no anti-frig ability at all, the blob is helpless in the face of the rifter swarm  Actually goons dont use much rifters anymore. They use, Maels,Tempests,Tornados,HAC, all fit with one word *FAIL*
tell me more about fitting dual painters on afterburning bombers, scrublord andski for csm7~ |

Brock Nelson
328
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Posted - 2012.02.03 03:03:00 -
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Mr. Orange wrote:Someone summarize the OP into a 140 char tweet! 
I'm butthurt, wah #tweetfleet #goonswarmsucks #eveonline #chribba I'm a isk *****, bitches love isk |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
37
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Posted - 2012.02.03 06:07:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:I assure you, the CFC flies a whole lot of rifters. We do hand them out for free, after all. Rifters and thrashers.
Then there's also (not free, but reimbuseable) blackbirds and now even drakes (drakes take a while to get into but hey, it's a missile spamming shielded thing!). Blackbirds are so much fun, and they help one get used to being blown up. |

The Apostle
The Black Knights of Destiny
5
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Posted - 2012.02.03 06:40:00 -
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destiny2 wrote:ElQuirko wrote:Maybe we should fight Goons with their own weapon - the jihading rifter swarm. Now that supercaps have no anti-frig ability at all, the blob is helpless in the face of the rifter swarm  Actually goons dont use much rifters anymore. They use, Maels,Tempests,Tornados,HAC, all fit with one word *FAIL* And CAT, you forgot CAT. Bring back Eve. OUR Eve.
I respectfully stand before you. Humble in servitude. TA
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Headerman
Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
603
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Posted - 2012.02.03 07:12:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:So far met worst is shaping up to be one of the better gimmick posting accounts of the year.
His corp name alone earned a like from me!! The Apostle : I want a kangeroo Captain Kirk : Silly Austrians Sarmatiko : Let me guess: you're from US? Captain Kirk : Yeah Riverside IA - why? |

The Apostle
The Black Knights of Destiny
7
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Posted - 2012.02.03 07:50:00 -
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Headerman wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:So far met worst is shaping up to be one of the better gimmick posting accounts of the year. His corp name alone earned a like from me!! Totally lost on non-Australians  Bring back Eve. OUR Eve.
I respectfully stand before you. Humble in servitude. TA
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Nicolo da'Vicenza
Divine Power. Cascade Imminent
303
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Posted - 2012.02.03 08:10:00 -
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freeport delve |

Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
340
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Posted - 2012.02.03 12:53:00 -
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Are you a man or a women, your bald head and big ears keep distractings me
I need to know before i post something pointless I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |

Karadion
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
377
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Posted - 2012.02.03 13:00:00 -
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We do have our own miners FYI :) But it's nice to wish for something that will end up being futile. The mining botters has to make their money somehow. |

Ghazu
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.02.03 13:08:00 -
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hot damn da man with da masta plan |

Eternum Praetorian
Black Ops Trade Group
486
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Posted - 2012.02.03 13:22:00 -
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So what you're saying is... there is a legitimate and viable counter attack to what the goons are doing?
Well ofc there is.
The problem is not the game mechanics, or the goons in this instance. It is that everyone else seems to be too fat, lazy and complacent to bother implementing said counterstrike, and in doing so rebalanced the playing field. In short, no one cares enough to bother and so they deserve whatever comes their way. The goons are exploiting the stupidity and laziness of others... and you get angry at them for doing so? Look to thy own self (tm)
Oh and
Quote:I'm actually a Goon alt doing an MMO psych thesis entitled : The Frog Wont Jump.
Feel free to add my statement to your thesis... and re-title it "People Are Cows By Comparison" Reallocate funds for Icelandic air fare to developing an integrated player input function in the UI. Then talk directly to the customers with polls to collect demographics and game preferences
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