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Two Beans
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.08 19:30:00 -
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Edited by: Two Beans on 08/12/2007 19:32:49
BOOBSWARM
After much discussion and planning, I am proud to announce to the Greater CAOD Community the historic unification of these two great powers in an eternal pact.
In truth, we have been allied for the past six months but we thought it would be best to play out the ruse for the benefit of the spectator sport that is the Great War. In the course of common events to promote the general welfare of the EVE playing populace and to provide high level content for the noobs of GoonSwarm and the veterans of BOB we decided to splinter off and unite at some later date.
THAT DAY IS AT HAND.
Our first order of business is the declaration of WAR against the whole of The North. We will be focusing our combined efforts towards the capturing the system of BKG, the ancestral home of the Alliance formerly known as BOB. Once the system is in BoobSwarm (BS) hands, we will turn our attention towards XZH, reconquering what was once the property of the former Alliance known as GoonSwarm. The New War will be financed through the profits gained by the sale of RKK shares which took place earlier this month.
In addition, ISS will be wardecced due to the incompetence displayed during the farce Great War. RISE will be allowed to evacuate their assets to Empire space, but only on the condition they do so in a single-file line flanked on both sides by BoobSwarm pilots who will be laughing at them from local chat. KOS will be assigned to gatecamp D4KU for nine hours, save for the former BOB spies placed within the organization who will then be reabsorbed into the BoobSwarm Alliance.
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His Royal Highness
King Two Beans
King of CAOD
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Two Beans
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.08 19:48:00 -
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 Originally by: Sanka Cofie
Edited by: Sanka Cofie on 08/12/2007 19:46:15
DevSwarm?
And what about RA and Tau Ceti, they can't like being left out.
I hereby declare:
RedBoobSwarmFederation
RA and TCF will be joining us in the post-conquest unified 0.0 for Amarr/Minmatar roleplaying.
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His Royal Highness
King Two Beans
King of CAOD
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Two Beans
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.08 20:51:00 -
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Originally by: Dafuzz
Originally by: Lord MuffloN
Made me smile, think if CAOD was less hate and more of this, what a wonderful forum it would be!
You "get" it.
Yes, this person "gets" Boobs.
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His Royal Highness
King Two Beans
King of CAOD
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Two Beans
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.08 23:33:00 -
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Originally by: HankMurphy
we have assets?
Sorry, I misspelled "asses".
Originally by: HankMurphy
i cant wait till my alt gets accepted into goon. then i'll be cool 
There are no goons.
Only Boobs.
-2bp
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