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Tenbucks
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Posted - 2004.03.11 19:02:00 -
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1. When your at work and your posting threads when you have work obligations you should be attending to instead.
2. You start rateing your wife in along with the "Hot Characters" coloumn.
3. You go threw the day wondering if a roid spawned where you have your conatiner.
4. Dream that you put modifications on your Mining Laser II to make it mine faster.
5. Drive your car pretending that it is a BS. (since you don't have the money to buy one in game)
Keep em coming.. I know we can some funny ones in here.
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Lord Azraiel
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Posted - 2004.03.11 19:08:00 -
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1. You start wanting to say lol instead of laughing.
2. You go out and look for anti matter ammo for you shotgun. Its short range, may as well optimize the damage.
3. When you see a gun measured in millimeters, you think it is small no matter how big it really is, cause it isnt a 1400mm cannon.
4. You dock at a station to take a shower because you believe it will be cheating cause your ship doesnt have one.
5. You set your alarm clock to wake up to unload your indy you have been afk mining in, and set it mining again, just to do it all again when it fills up again.
"I'm comin' for ya, and Hell's comin' with me!" |
Drogon
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Posted - 2004.03.11 19:10:00 -
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This is sad to admit but it actually happened to me ...
you send a e-mail to a co-worker and you sign it with your character name.
Luckily, he plays eve and we just laughed about it 
Director, Divine Retribution
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Huron
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Posted - 2004.03.11 19:24:00 -
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Your body's circadian rhythm stops following the sun and aligns to your skill training.
Huron
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.11 20:14:00 -
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Edited by: Danton Marcellus on 11/03/2004 20:16:20
When you consider EVE transgressions of the law when asked on a job interview if you've been involved in any illegal activity.
Needless to say the ever so brief pause before snapping into the right mode was all wrong.
Convert Stations
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Sekhen
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Posted - 2004.03.11 20:29:00 -
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When anyone ask "When will you be able to help me with this", the answer is simply "Soon(TM)".
When you just happen to say "Isk" when reffering to local currency.
Two examples of things that have happend to me. 
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Basileus
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Posted - 2004.03.11 20:35:00 -
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I always try to rotate websites after I've played, in order to see how pretty they are from all sides...
Or.. think "warp drive active" to yourself when your train starts moving... |
Beep Boop
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Posted - 2004.03.11 20:52:00 -
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You pay no attention to traffic while driving since, hey, you can warp through bleedin' planets, right..?
You look at the info boards (map) at your work place to determine wether it is safe to go through the short cut corridor with all the managers offices (low sec. systems with gate campers) to get to the outside smoking area (safe spot), instead of having to go all the way round the whole damn building (checked for no pod killing zones)...
You shoot your TV if they show Carebear reruns...
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.11 21:28:00 -
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Trying to zoom screenshots is a sure sign.
Convert Stations
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rcxdude
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Posted - 2004.03.11 21:29:00 -
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when you start wondering how much ore you need to mine to make a new car, and wonder where the heck the blueprint for it is :)
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Serelas
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Posted - 2004.03.11 21:29:00 -
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You start dreaming about your new fitting.
Your hands start shaking when you do not play more than 7hours per day.
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Rawne Karrde
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Posted - 2004.03.11 21:54:00 -
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1) You wake in the middle of the night screaming "SAFESPOT"
2) You end an argument with your spouse with PAWND!!!
3) When a friend cheats at another game you yell "Homo"
4) When WinXP says its gonna clean up all your inactive desktop icons and only leaves the eve icon in place.(actually happened to me).
5) The mother-in-law comes to visit and you don't notices she's there until she intercepts you from the kitchen to your computer.
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Hellspawn01
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Posted - 2004.03.11 22:09:00 -
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-U have to drive to the store to get some food and ask urself if u got a insta jump bookmark for the store.
-U try to activate ur mwd when driving on the highway.
-When u get close to the house¦s door, u wonder why u don¦t get towed into it(docking).
-After a standing of -2.5 with wife/gf u get docking access denied.
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Eve is not game, it¦s a way of life! |
Dark Stranger
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Posted - 2004.03.11 22:29:00 -
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When you repetidly blast your horn thinking you're going to pod the person driving in front of you.
When you get mild cases of road rage you scream at all the carebears driving slow.
Cops pull you over and you try to jettison your cargo.
When that fails you look for the self destruct so they don't get your loot.
You wonder how long you gotta mine to pay off the fine.
You begin to wonder why the insurance isn't replacing your car that you just torched.
You go around town trying to beat up people in attempts to increase your sec status again.
You then wonder why concord owned you yet again.
Your buttocks gets PWNED by a local inmate.
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Titan48
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Posted - 2004.03.11 22:38:00 -
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when you try and alt+tab out of something really boring
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Hellena
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Posted - 2004.03.11 22:39:00 -
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 Quote:
You go around town trying to beat up people in attempts to increase your sec status again.
You then wonder why concord owned you yet again.
Your buttocks gets PWNED by a local inmate.
!!
Not Just Another Pretty Face
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Vannaroth
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Posted - 2004.03.11 22:56:00 -
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1)when u go to the shop to buy cigarettes and say 'WTB 10 units of tobbaco'
2)when u look at billboards on the street and wait for them to show a bounty
3)when u ask the barkeep for a pint of Quafe
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ga'ia
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Posted - 2004.03.11 23:01:00 -
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Edited by: ga'ia on 11/03/2004 23:08:45
7+:th "x Reasons you know you play to much EVE"-threads you've read.
(Trying too rotate screenshots you are looking at  )
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Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2004.03.11 23:06:00 -
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I told a friend to 'BURN' when we disagreed about Paul Scholes' disallowed goal vs Porto being offside or not!
It was clearly offside!! I guess he deserved the comment ;)
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Sceartan
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Posted - 2004.03.11 23:21:00 -
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Driving into work this morning I saw a car with the license plate XXX-FWB .. I wondered if he started his Eve career at Faswiba..
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Teralana Zaor
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Posted - 2004.03.12 00:31:00 -
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1.while cleaning up your desk you try to find a trash it option on your stuff
2.you get your coat stuck on the door handle and scream "f***ing pator billboard"
3.you can't get into a cupboard at home, and ask your wife/girlfriend why she hasn't given you access rights to the hanger
4.you don't bother with food because you expect your pod to feed you
5.you start using F keys on unreal tournament and sit back hoping ur guns will do the work for you
Better to keep quiet and seem moronic, than say something and remove all doubt. |
Dalmont Delantee
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Posted - 2004.03.12 07:22:00 -
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Edited by: Dalmont Delantee on 12/03/2004 07:24:00
1) You dream that you have gone to iceland to interview the Devs
2) You dream you loose your bike(??!!?) in iceland while interviewing the devs
3) One of the air hostesses on Iceland air trys to make you join the mile high club, while on the way back from interviewing the devs.
4) While interviewing the devs in your dream you remark about how the walls don't have any plaster on them. (??!!!)
5) You convince people at work to play eve (but don't tell them your having dreams like the above)
I need sleep I think, strange weird eve dreams :P
Take comfort in knowing that its probably some pimply faced twit, or 40 year old virgin, who gleens everytime mommy offfers to take them to needle point lessons |
Alexander Rahl
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:03:00 -
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1) When you wake up for work and think. Where is my ship, im sure i left it in the hangar?
2) When watching a film you pick up the remote and try to rotate camera.
3) In the pub you call a mate by his eve name, then wonder why he punches you hard.
4) After hearing a joke you get an overwhelming urge to say rofl.
5) When opening the garage door you wait for a woman to say "cannot leave the garage cus you havent finished fastening your seat belt"
6) When entering a pub you scan round to check for minnies in local. Then dock at the bar for a refit.
7) You get attacked at the nearest jumpgate (pub door) then wonder why Concord (police) doesnt appear to Gank the guy so you end up spamming in local which gets you abuse from the other people there (people in the pub). Then you realise the pub is in 0.0 i.e. no sentrys (doormen) to help you.
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Warleader of the Rahl Clans
"Death and Glory, Honour with Courage, Fury and Vengeance"
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Inflatable Teen
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:41:00 -
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1: When driving you always drive 20km past the location your going to, just to drop some garbage out your window and bookmark it.
2: When you realize that you had something to do in real life this week, but you have forgotten what it was and now its too late.
3: When every name you hear reminds you of an Eve character.
4: When seeing colored ppl reminds you of the minmatar race.
5: When you actually have patience to dl the chaos patches. |
Rodge
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:50:00 -
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Me last weekend:
1. You have to think twice about taking thr girlfriend out on a Saturday night because that's the best group mining time!
2. You do take the girlfriend out on said Saturday night, then realise that you forgot to change your skill in training and your current one finishes 20 minutes after you leave the house.
Glad I'm not the only one addicted to Eve around here 
[ 2005.04.17 00:34:30 ] Nagilam > u better leave Rodge, u will not gank any1 else 2nite......
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Dagant
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:52:00 -
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Edited by: Dagant on 12/03/2004 09:56:00
1). When you turn down a free holiday with the lads cos you only need a little more mining time to get that BS.
2). When your wife thinks your starting work early (But you set the alarm to change skill training)
3). When all planning is centered around skill training. (I'm a away this weekend I need a 2 day+ skill to start Fri night)
4). When you can't chat up the girl at the bar up because your trying to figure out how to get that crokite back from 0.0 space.
5). Cos its not important that 4 assignments are already late and more are building up. As long as you get a good place in the next corp frigate match.
 
You may see the cup as half full, others may see it as half empty...
Me... I know the cup is twice as big as it needs to be!!! |
Scorpyn
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Posted - 2004.03.12 13:12:00 -
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Edited by: Scorpyn on 12/03/2004 13:14:03
When you buy a KestrelKing II CPU-cooler, and think about how good it follows the Caldari way of design (my definition of Caldari design : function is more important than making it look flashy).
It's the cooler I now use on my AMD Athlon64 3200+ 
(edit: changed spelling)
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