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hellsknights
RennTech SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.12 02:03:00 -
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So ya fellow "yaaaar'ers", while pirating/mercing what has and still is your biggest "take".
Mine has to be:
I was roaming in 0.0 near some well known pipe, jumping from system to system with nothing to kill. So i decide to start heading back to my low sec home. One system later while in warp to the next gate, local goes up by one and he's on my scanner. .......Damn it's only a T1 cruiser, Osprey to be exact, thinking he is more then likely equipped to mine. We almost both fall out of warp at the same time and the next system is still 0.0, last one till low sec.
I lock, to see what his reaction is, he jumps as soon as i attain my lock...."JUMP JUMP JUMP"... I unclock as soon as the screen loads up and he remains cloaked 20 secs later there he is. I proceed to lock and scramble " im flying a lachesis with 2 two point scrams, sensor boosted and all" I begin my orbit and attack, he has me locked but he is not shooting "so my guess was right he is equipped to mine". His shield melt like a hot knife threw butter.....glancing at local i read, ill give you 100mil if you let me go, im lik
Why the fu*k is this guy offering 100mil for an Osprey I write back "nahh, i want my present" This guy is pleading in local like a horny school boy looking up his teachers skirt. "POP"
I proceed to approach his wreck forgetting about even trying to catch his pod, i want to see what this guy was fussing about. He's not even warping and still talking a storm in local offering ridiculous amounts of ISK for me to just leave, i pod his ass i tired of this guy. Im finally alone with my prize, i loot
Gist x-type shield booster, Dread Invul field, and a photon hardener i forget the name "Gist one i think". Talk about a huge score and all those mods survived, he was setup to run stabbed up and all but with my Lach "4 points of scram, it's hard to run"
YaaaAAaaaaaaaRRrrRrRrrrRr
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Lazarann
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.12.12 02:09:00 -
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Hahaha nice. Killed a Cerberus and Nighthawk doing lvl 4 missions in 0.0 once back in Syndicate with some corp mates. Looted a Gistii A-type small booster, and a couple other mods. Also, in the same system, we killed a Nighthawk ratting with a full rack of dread guristas launchers and hardeners. Nothing special, but certainly was nice.
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hellsknights
RennTech SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.12 02:18:00 -
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It's always nice to kill something you can't afford
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.12 07:09:00 -
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Edited by: MirrorGod on 12/12/2007 07:09:32 -_0 what happened to Hells Angels?
For me, it wasn't the phat loot but the faction ship killmail. After a POS Op we parked our gang, 10 wide BS, BC and commands on a gate in low-sec Kor-Azor. My alt in a feul/ammo carrying badger II had been parked in station, undocking for scans, while the rest of the gang looked for kills elsewhere. In one such instance I undocked to be greated by a maelstrom that promplty attempted to gank said badger, but being the smart cookie I am it was passive shield tanked, 2000 shield with 50+ resists and was able to redock. 10 minutes later the call to pack up and go home was givin and the indy undocked to warp to the gang's system, and as I did I noticed what I thought was the maelstrom follow me again. I dropped out of warp and so did the mael...it's a machariel...my gang is on the other side of the gate...he won't follow...
*gate lights up*
...he jumped!
alt+tab to MirrorGod and it was all we heard in vent was point, point, web, point, web, point"
Silly fool didn't even have T2 guns but was a great kill none the less.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2007.12.12 07:46:00 -
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Had a drake come into my home system and engage and dock a few times on station. So we got tired of it eventually and just didn't even bother with trying to lock him when he warped off to the gate. He decided he wasn't done yet and sat on the gate and started telling us how our corp was a bunch of noob pirates and couldn't even kill his drake, all while sitting on the gate to hi-sec with a friend of his.
Myself in a drake, and two corp mates warp to the gate just to see how smart this guy really thinks he is, and one good bump from my buddies myrm later he's pointed and webbed 7km off the gate with no hope of making it back through. Him and his buddy open up and manage to force the myrm to warp before we get his drake to pop, open up the wreck and... it's all caldari navy, dread guristas and other shiny stuff inside. Unfortunately his mate had made it to zero on the gate, deaggressed and jumped into hi-sec, but a 300mil profit from one drake pilot with too much isk and a big mouth? Priceless
So many other profitable kills... I dont even know where to start. But it's been kinda slim pickins lately, soo... missioners need to get back to it! ____________________ Hi. I'm not an alt :)
Originally by: kessah -notice the fact the are all nearly Amarr and Amarr do not suck.
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VicturusTeSaluto
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2007.12.12 08:13:00 -
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Does a "take" have to be something you profited from? Or something you vaporized?
I vaporized about a bil the other night when I killed a tempest fleet issue that refused to pay
Other than that, I once got a 476 mil ransom from some 1 month old noob in a maelstrom that bought isk from chinese farmers
Killed a raven that was faction fitted and he dropped a full rack of CN launchers and 2xCN BCU- he was ratting in a low sec anomaly. Rest of his faction **** was vaporized.
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Ogron
Amarr Oberon Incorporated Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.12.12 08:57:00 -
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Not quite piracy, but certantly the most bountiful kill i have ever been on.
http://morsus-mihi.net/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=68874
My alt got a free hulk, plus fittings :P Someone got the stealth bomber and lost it like 3 days later. The rest was parcelled up for All Access use between the 3 corps.
Fool was on his own as well. ------------------------------------------ The Killers: 'I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier' Bill Baily: That's ********, it's like saying "I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster" |
Niffetin
Gallente CONsordium Infinate
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Posted - 2007.12.12 09:00:00 -
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Popped 5x Full +5 Implant sets yesterday, nothing survived
WTS: Armageddon / Void L / Mobile Large Warp Disruptor |
hellsknights
RennTech SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.12 10:29:00 -
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Keep these stories coming, i love reading about wealth on behalf of ones misfortune
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Jovoich
Towers Inc.
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Posted - 2007.12.12 11:29:00 -
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Edited by: Jovoich on 12/12/2007 11:29:14 My alliance had just deployed some POSs in a 0.6 system. Since no one would tell me there exact location I decided to go check all the moons for them (yes I was bored). Towards the end of my little mission I found a corp unachoring a DG large tower.
After waiting 45min and a race with a badger II, It ended up in my cargo hold :)
Oh hence the new corp name, since I didn't wanna get my alliance decced.
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Rawrior
Gallente UNITED STAR SYNDICATE Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.12.12 11:44:00 -
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Around 350m... I jacked some carebears pos and killed killed him in my helios of d00m
Sig removed, lacks Eve-related content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes |
Kane Rizzel
NovaKane Incorporated Derek Knows Us
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Posted - 2007.12.12 12:28:00 -
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I got home rather innebriated one evening after a great time at my local pub. I decided it would be a great idea to board a t2 sniper Tempest and go pop some macroers in my home system. I was merrily popping haulers and using an alt to loot anything that seemed valuable, it was mostly generic mission rubbish except for one hauler. My alt approached the wreck, opened it and I saw some mods, scooped them quick and had her retreat to the station. By this point the alcohol in my system had fully kicked in and my head was swimming but I carried on regardless trying to kill more haulers, that is until I was approached by a Scimitar, I warped out to a local Plex (big mistake) the Scimitar followed and tackled. He was shortly joined by an Ishtar and Machariel who made short work of my paper thin Tempest.
So, getting back to station I check the loot and went 0_0 Two Centus X-type Large reppers and one each of Centus X-type Thermal, Explosive and Kinetic hardeners. Not sure what gods of eve were watching over me that day but I'll gladly trade a t2 fitted Tempest for that kind of score.
Normally everything of value blows up so this was definitely one of my better days.
Originally by: High Sierra note to self: dont ever say anything to anyone on the internet about anything ever again.
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kessah
Blood Corsair's
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Posted - 2007.12.12 13:45:00 -
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Kaikka shield amp and asorted caldari navy and gist shield tanking gear.
I was happy with the loot ofc, but it was fitted to a drake without a scout and he didnt even ask for a ransom.
That just annoyed me.
But that was in a blob i was in and i didnt get bugger all once it was finally divided.
Biggest score was when i was 4months old, i had just train Amarr bs level 4 and Large energy turret 4 and brought my first brand new Apoc.
I was used to piracy at this point, but no 2nd account to scout i jump into a system called Zayi where i see several flashing red battleships a pod and they all warping out (back then battleships couldnt tank the sentries all that well, that or they were too far away from there kill).
I quickly run over there activating my MWD (ab's were like +35% to velocity then?!) and open the can.
6x Arbalest siege lauchers 1x True sansha PDU 1x Domination 1400mm Artillery cannon 1x Dread guristas sheild amplifier 1x True sanshas large EMP smartbomb
*i think this was what is was anyways 2004 long time ago*
This i promptly scooped, at the time though id no idea what the fuss was all about, dock up and start selling, looking on escrow to price check it.
Came away with a swift 450m and back then that was like 7 shades of sexy. Brought nice 8x Modulated tach beam set (45m a piece!)
I miss those dayz
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Duncan Bannatyne
BioDyne Industries
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Posted - 2007.12.12 14:19:00 -
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Someone attempted to char scam me so i releaved him of a revelation back when they were flying for 1.8.
Duncan Bannatyne
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FakkJoo
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Posted - 2007.12.12 14:26:00 -
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"On the job" made me lol.
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Prisoner 1135
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Posted - 2007.12.12 14:59:00 -
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LOL just a few words, Motsu, scanned down a CNR in a mission. warped in and used same old tricks (with friends)... Invited him to a chat channel "Eject or be podded".... long story made short... he must have had alot of implants because the Navy Raven he ejected from was 3.3 billion.
YARRR
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Tal Nok
Amarr DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2007.12.12 15:15:00 -
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Originally by: hellsknights It's always nice to kill something you can't afford
Good enough for a sig.
Originally by: hellsknights It's always nice to kill something you can't afford
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Leilani Solaris
Gallente 0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.12.12 15:33:00 -
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Killed a gist x type fitted CNR about 18 months ago, dropped about 2b of loot. Lost my fair share of expensive stuff aswell though..
Vindicator
Bhaalgorn
Absolution
Other absolution
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Admiral Annihilation
Ganja Labs Pure.
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Posted - 2007.12.12 19:46:00 -
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Just the other day A full faction fit vindicator attacked my unfinished hurricane at a low sec gate. I managed to pop him about 3 seconds after my cane A-sploded and went back to his wreck and got 450m in loot (couldn't fit the 800m armor repper in my cargo tho)
Yarrr -------------------------------------
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Orar Ironfist
Incarnation of Evil Nocturnal Legion
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Posted - 2007.12.12 20:13:00 -
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Mines no where near as good as some of these but one day a while back i was bored and popping a bunch of haulers at a station(cause most were macros) and i looked at one of my KM's and it said one bestower had had 200k megacyte in it and i was like "**** maybe theres some left". So i fly on over to the wreck open it up and there was 2,000,000 units of the stuff left I nearly crap my pants as i start stealing as much as i possibly can and dropping it in the station. Took me like 20 minutes to loot it all as i was in a BC but definately satisfying -=YYYAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!=- Winning or Losing doesn't matter, as long as the fight itself was good. |
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Kane Rizzel
NovaKane Incorporated Derek Knows Us
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Posted - 2007.12.12 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: Admiral Annihilation Just the other day A full faction fit vindicator attacked my unfinished hurricane at a low sec gate. I managed to pop him about 3 seconds after my cane A-sploded and went back to his wreck and got 450m in loot (couldn't fit the 800m armor repper in my cargo tho)
Yarrr
Saw that killmail, awesome job, still confounds some of us. Why didn't you take the repper first and then the rest of the loot? 800mil is better than 450mil any day
Originally by: High Sierra note to self: dont ever say anything to anyone on the internet about anything ever again.
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Lt Angus
Caldari the united
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Posted - 2007.12.12 23:26:00 -
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Drone region freighter, 6 bill ransom
Shhhh, Im hunting Badgers |
Radcjk
Caldari Dark Star LTD Atrocitas
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Posted - 2007.12.12 23:37:00 -
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Edited by: Radcjk on 12/12/2007 23:43:01 I think my biggest / easisit take in one go was 400 mil for a pod. Atrocitas Alliance was doing a small merc contract and we were roaming around, messing with and looking for our war targets. The bounty system being how it is, the employer hadnt placed true bounties on any of the WT's. He just gave us a list of enemies and stated how much killing their individual ships and pods were worth. I mean this guy had a serious 100 % hard on of a grudge against these cats.
So I'm roaming around in a Crusader when one of our war targets come in in a shuttle of all things. I hate, above all things, being told something is impossable. Catching a pod through a jump gate, finding a stealth bomber thats warped off, etc. Its all about pilot error. Who evr makes the least errors wins in my opinion. Sure enough the shuttle comes back to my gate and Im ready to follow him through. He doesnt jump. I smoke the shuttle. No big deal, and the pod warps off.... he doesnt jump the gate, he warps off.
SAaid pod returns and doesw not immediately jump. He sits there for a second and so do I, a whopping 2 KMS from him. Maybe 3 seconds go by before I figure what the hell, prime my whopping alpha strike of 4 dual light pulse laser IIs and give it a go. First volley strips him of most shields / armor, and the high rof screwed him out of jumping by then I guess. Pos pops and per usual I scoop the corpse for my colelction.
My ceo then tells me over vent I made 300 mil for podding this cat. He supposedly had a +5 implant set in his clone (I cant verify if he had them in that implant, much less at all). Im not gonna aurgue however. Within 30 seconds my wallet flashes and I'm 300 mil richer for a single pod because the pilot was*****y, stupid, or it just didnt matter to him Z(those mythical implants after all weere mythical as far as evidence goes).
But whats this ? Our employer offers me another 100 mil for the cropse.... hmm, 1 more for the collection or 100 mil because either my employer, my target, or both, are stupid ?
Ka-ching!
Not the biggest haul in the world, but its was the fastest / luckiest butck I ever made in a 30 second period.
sorry for errors, fighting 12 month old kid for keys
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Bellum Eternus
Gallente Death of Virtue
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Posted - 2007.12.13 04:25:00 -
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Hmm, I've had a few good ones. Ransomed Lofty's Vindi for a bil once, ransomed a Revelation for 2b, killed a few faction BS that dropped a few bil in mods each.
But the bummer thing is that the targets that were the most valuable, all the loot that I was after blew up. Like 10b+ in Megacyte, or 18b worth of Morphite, or 14b in officer mods. *Really* annoying.
I make a decent amount of ISK pirating, but ffs, I blow up about 90% of what could have dropped. Quite a few times it's just an empty wreck after the pretty explosion.
Bellum Eternus [Vid] L E G E N D A R Y [Vid] L E G E N D A R Y I I |
Gix Firebrand
Caldari Beets and Gravy Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.12.13 05:01:00 -
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Best I got was a 800 mil ransom on the faction scorp ship.
Too bad I had to split it, but 180 mil isn't bad.
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