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Castagan
The Diabolic Abstraction
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Posted - 2007.12.13 01:14:00 -
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Edited by: Castagan on 13/12/2007 01:19:36
The Diabolic Abstraction has been engaged in an interesting war against a few Heimatar local corporations, who offended us with their crass commercialism and wanton resource exploitation. In typical fashion, these corps advertised a cornucopia of benefits and opportunities to attract new pilots, further degrading the living standards in Heimatar with overpopulation. One Alliance Aeon Group Enterprises, one corporation The Senate and People of Rome offered grand claims, bold statements of military efficiency and promises akin to the old shibboleth "The future is ours, together." Interested in testing the veracity of these claims and motivated to restore our beloved Heimatar region to a more open state; we warred against these corporations.
We began the offensive with decent success, the one surprise coming from the Delictum corporation who caught us with our proverbial pants down. A good group of fighters with clean respectful communications. With one minor setback we continued to prosecute the war and piled up the kills. The following is a testament to poor leadership and loose communications standards; the price of arrogance.
The day began with The Diabolic Abstraction preparing for another day of war, with only a few pilots available the tactic was hit and run with fast ships, picking off pilots here and there. I then received a conversation on one of my private comm channels. I provide this transcript with appropriate edits made for public decency.
Universa Letum > hey u god d**n c**t
Universa Letum > get the f**k out
Universa Letum > of your f**king station
Universa Letum > u f**kers
Universa Letum > war deced us
Universa Letum > and then dont fight
Universa Letum > f**k u
Universa Letum > go to hell
Universa Letum > u co*k c**ker
Universa Letum > *sucker
Universa Letum > sinceryly me
Universa Letum > u get that?
Universa Letum > all of it?
Universa Letum > we clear?
Castagan > clearly, you are very intelligent and well spoken
Universa Letum > you f**king <insert derogatory term for homosexual>?
Castagan > and open minded
Universa Letum > you shut the f**k up
Universa Letum > in real life
Universa Letum > i promise you i am smarter
Universa Letum > trust me
Castagan > and very modest
Universa Letum > shut the f**k up and undock
Castagan > /emote sighs "The war against Stoddard's school for subnormal children continues"
Universa Letum > im sory i dont understand worthless c*nt
Castagan > I apologize, I realize your poorly educated and not well read
Universa Letum > your usless undock or drop the war
At about the same time local chat was populated with similar speech, challenging our manhood, our resolve and our effectiveness. Not realizing that they were losing the war, already; they made it personal. In short order a team of seven DBLCA pilots joined in Abudban and engaged the 16 to 20 man team (local numbers were varied at different times). The fighting was fierce but with the destruction of their Fleet Commander and CEO the allied team of SQR, AGES and Industrial Services could not hold the field. Twelve ships were destroyed, including several battleships, battle-cruisers and Tech two smaller ships. The Diabolic Abstraction left the field without a single loss.
Local Communications Channels were dead silent...
PS: Later we learned the foul language and chest beating was the strategic idea of the SQR CEO who told his members to engage in such behavior. Priceless.
The Diabolic Abstraction
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Wusti
Caldari
The New Era
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Posted - 2007.12.13 02:55:00 -
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1st!
ROFL - carebears can get pretty agro can't they?
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General Forest
The Diabolic Abstraction
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Posted - 2007.12.13 03:37:00 -
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I was offended by their chatter. the 11 kills and no loses and being out numbered 3 to 1 makes it all better.
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Judge Ment
Aeon Interstellar Conglomerate
Aeon Group Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.12.13 06:23:00 -
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Edited by: Judge Ment on 13/12/2007 06:24:37
Just wanna say I was drinking ICE beer, watching ****. While most the members were Mining in Jita. After that I haven't a clue what forest is trying to mumble!
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Hei fer
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Posted - 2007.12.13 10:22:00 -
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we are all, in some way, responsible.......BAHAHAHAHAH! whew
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k Rose
Aeon Group Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.12.13 17:09:00 -
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 Originally by: Hei fer
we are all, in some way, responsible.......BAHAHAHAHAH! whew
Heh! Didn't you just open a can of worms.
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Tanaka Atsuko
Gallente
Custodis Silenti
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Posted - 2007.12.13 19:00:00 -
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judge are you guys being naughty again ?
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hellraiser
Custodis Silenti
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Posted - 2007.12.13 19:10:00 -
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They actually fought? That's surprising...
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Winnry
Custodis Silenti
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Posted - 2007.12.13 19:12:00 -
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Hats off to you guys for a fine job well done!
Btw, is this senate corp living around abudban?  |
SUTARAofHELL
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Posted - 2007.12.22 05:56:00 -
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I guess they are ****ed coz they cant mine veldspar  with you pocking them around ... naughty naughty boyz ... respect to DBLCA!
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Mokita
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.27 00:20:00 -
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hey, we all have bad days, i guess
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kashkaisha
Minmatar
Legion Du Lys
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.30 00:33:00 -
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Link the kb!
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