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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.03.13 00:58:00 -
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Edited by: DB Preacher on 13/03/2004 01:12:02
After months of preaching filth to his members, people in local and anyone who listens to his crazy ravings, a dangerous threat to the eve galaxy was dealt with tonight.
While flying around in Nonni shouting quotes from his self-written bible, the evil TOULAK from the DEATHSTAR INTERNATIONAL CORP was dealt with by reikoku.
His ship and pod were thoroughly smashed.
He lost 3 implants in the process.
His clone was sent back to venal never to return to hassle those in Nonni.
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[ 2004.03.13 00:44:52 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Toulak [DSIN] hits you, doing 30.0 damage.
[ 2004.03.13 00:44:52 ] (notify) Toulak: You have foolishly engaged in criminal activity within sight of sentry guns and must suffer the consequences.
[ 2004.03.13 00:45:20 ] (combat) Your 200mm AutoCannon I glances off Toulak [DSIN], causing no real damage.
[ 2004.03.13 00:45:22 ] (combat) <color=0xffbbbb00>Your 200mm AutoCannon I hits Toulak [DSIN], doing 8.7 damage.
[ 2004.03.13 00:45:24 ] (combat) <color=0xffbbbb00>Your 200mm AutoCannon I is well aimed at Toulak [DSIN], inflicting 9.2 damage.
[ 2004.03.13 00:45:24 ] (notify) For participating in the podding of Toulak your security status has been adjusted by -2.5000.
[ 2004.03.13 00:45:24 ] (notify) DB Preacher: You have foolishly engaged in criminal activity within sight of sentry guns and must suffer the consequences.
[ 2004.03.13 00:45:25 ] (combat) <color=0xffbbbb00>Your Cataclysm Cruise Missile I hits Toulak [DSIN], doing 308.6 damage.
[ 2004.03.13 00:45:27 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Amarr Sentry Gun hits you, doing 225.3 damage.
Those poor members of his corp who have had to put up with his crazy ramblings will be able to collect his corpse from us to do with as you will.
Reikoku will kill anyone, anywhere at anytime.
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
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Anede
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Posted - 2004.03.13 01:00:00 -
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Awesome kill, well earned.
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fluffle
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Posted - 2004.03.13 01:00:00 -
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it's true.... he's eeeevil
i've seen him torturing small kittens with a potato peeler and a sheet of sandpaper, though he *was* kind enough to let me join in on that one :)
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This is the way things have to be, the wise men wisely said.
So we believed... but some did not,
and though we never knew, the wise men wisely had them shot. |
lam0r
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Posted - 2004.03.13 01:00:00 -
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Harsh!
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Artegg
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Posted - 2004.03.13 01:08:00 -
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OMG lol that is so funny GOOD job DB
Toulak you noob 
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Toulak
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Posted - 2004.03.13 01:11:00 -
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Bah, disbelievers shall be hunted down and destroyed like the rats they are!
Podding me in nonni tho, concord were slacking big time, im gonna ave to write a letter of complaint to em 
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fluffle
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Posted - 2004.03.13 01:22:00 -
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Edited by: fluffle on 13/03/2004 01:31:12
we in reikoku have put bounty on db's head for this heinous act, we appeal to all right thinking individuals in eve to do the same
actions like this must be punished! *cough*
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as an aside, toulak's corpse is available on escrow for any budding necrophiliacs out there... note the price is 100 million as this is the only one existing in-game 
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bounty is at 6 mill and rising
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This is the way things have to be, the wise men wisely said.
So we believed... but some did not,
and though we never knew, the wise men wisely had them shot. |
j0sephine
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Posted - 2004.03.13 01:46:00 -
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"as an aside, toulak's corpse is available on escrow for any budding necrophiliacs out there... note the price is 100 million as this is the only one existing in-game "
'Tis must be some "first time for everything" night, Toulak got his first clone, Dragyn got his and i got mine, too... and all in less than two hours. o,o
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.03.13 01:50:00 -
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First time I have had a bounty!
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2004.03.13 01:53:00 -
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"First time I have had a bounty!"
*logs in to contribute* :D
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Sean Arek
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Posted - 2004.03.13 01:58:00 -
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He is quite mad you know. Surprisingly though, this plays well into his mad schemes which somehow tend to work. It is quite a joy to follow a lunatic into battle and come out on top against people that, if you were to believe them, were geniuses.
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.03.13 02:00:00 -
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Edited by: DB Preacher on 13/03/2004 02:01:42
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"First time I have had a bounty!"
*logs in to contribute* :D
lol...
my bounty just jumped to 6969696, that wouldn't have anything to do with you would it? And is that a subliminal hint about what you want from me next time our paths cross :p
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2004.03.13 02:03:00 -
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Edited by: j0sephine on 13/03/2004 02:04:36
"my bounty just jumped to 6969696, that wouldn't have anything to do with you would it? And is that a subliminal hint about what you want from me next time our paths cross :p"
Hey, now; it wouldn't be me to give you some bland, rounded bounty like everyone else's.. would it ;s
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olyyy
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Posted - 2004.03.13 02:21:00 -
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damn, I'm in the middle of nowhere... can't contribute  . I just hope mighty dbp won't try to grab her bounty 
(love ur sig j0 btw, reminds me the changes with last patch ^^)
Galaga (Galaxian - XIF corp) And yes, Olyyy is on our KOS list so she enjoys stirring the "flames" ( 2004.05.25 ) |
LLeBRing
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Posted - 2004.03.13 06:36:00 -
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Thats funny, i was in local in 6NJ when I saw his little head pop up in local.... I believe the conversation went like..
toulak > high guys ...... ummmm.....
toulak > i'm back... by accident though :)
yada
yada
yada
toulak > is their another clone station around this dam place??
quite funny actually 
Nuttin but corn bread en chicken for this fella |
Arima Todai
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Posted - 2004.03.13 07:24:00 -
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toulak > is their another clone station around this dam place??
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Azziza Meekstone
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Posted - 2004.03.13 08:15:00 -
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You .. shot .. Toulak ... 
I remember his original fondly, bringing me praise every day,.. oh how I miss that.
*Theyre coming to take me away ! ho ho hi hi ha ha!!* |
slothe
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Posted - 2004.03.13 12:45:00 -
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whats the score here?
is this a joke war or real?
if real then why?
is toulak really toulak?
who am i?
who cares?
Say hello on our forum @www.aserea.com
or join our public channel ingame "MLM Public"
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.03.13 13:17:00 -
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This was very real dear slothe. Just ask Toulak's corpse. For weeks now we felt that Toulak had gone slightly rogue and was beginning to come apart at the seams. After preaching for the "Toulak religion" to everyone listening Reikoku were hired by someone close to him *cough* darth solo *cough* to pod Toulak back to normality.
We were told that the 19" penile implant was the last straw.
Toulak has been restored to his former glory now and is back flying alongside Reikoku in an effort to clean up the galaxy from the pirate disbelie... scum.
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.03.13 14:39:00 -
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While podding toulak, he did appear to kill my vigil with his pod.
Ship Type: Vigil
Solar System: Nonni
System Security Level: 0.5
Involved parties:
Name: Caldari State (laid the final blow)
Name: Toulak
Security Status: 0.0
Corporation: DeathStar International
Ship Type: Capsule
Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
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Judicator
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Posted - 2004.03.13 14:41:00 -
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It was all so very real. I had to go see my therapist right after. Lucky me, she says DB has to pay for the damages to my fragile mind.
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Bosie
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Posted - 2004.03.13 15:01:00 -
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It was all so very real. I had to go see my therapist right after. Lucky me, she says DB has to pay for the damages to my fragile mind.
Fragile mind is that why you blew my ship to bits last night! I swear I loose more ships to my fellow RKK members than my enemies!
Bosie.
P.S. Guys it`s been at least two weeks since you podded me, what`s wrong?
http://bosie.proboards40.com/
http://zeroimpact.co.uk/evemap
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Judicator
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Posted - 2004.03.13 17:20:00 -
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Quote:
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It was all so very real. I had to go see my therapist right after. Lucky me, she says DB has to pay for the damages to my fragile mind.
Fragile mind is that why you blew my ship to bits last night! I swear I loose more ships to my fellow RKK members than my enemies!
Bosie.
P.S. Guys it`s been at least two weeks since you podded me, what`s wrong?
Actually that *cough* accident *cough* was sponsored by *cough* darth solo *cough*
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Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.03.13 17:38:00 -
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See what we mean when its all darth's fault?
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Toulak
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Posted - 2004.03.13 17:44:00 -
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Edited by: Toulak on 13/03/2004 17:45:30
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While podding toulak, he did appear to kill my vigil with his pod.
Ship Type: Vigil
Solar System: Nonni
System Security Level: 0.5
Involved parties:
Name: Caldari State (laid the final blow)
Name: Toulak
Security Status: 0.0
Corporation: DeathStar International
Ship Type: Capsule
I didnt use my pod, I used my godly powers to strike you down, you disbeliever!
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Anede
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Posted - 2004.03.13 17:47:00 -
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Nice quote in your sig there Jadrut!
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Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.03.13 18:00:00 -
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well its true
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darth solo
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Posted - 2004.03.13 18:10:00 -
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ISK sent in full, this matter is now closed.
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Insane Angel
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Posted - 2004.03.14 08:17:00 -
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Edited by: Insane Angel on 14/03/2004 08:18:22
Rkk has the hottest chicks out of any corp. It would be a pleasure to be podded by them.
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