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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.06 16:05:00 -
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Greetings, Market Discussions!
My name is Lyris Nairn, and I want you to give me some of your space money so that I can give it to some other goons. We'll give it back, I promise.
As my corp mate Kalrand has mentioned in the pastGÇöand which I have also mentioned just this past weekGÇöthere exists a disparity between the rates of interest common in the Market Discussions forum and those available within GoonSwarm Federation member contracts. You may recall that Kalrand ran a successful investment series predicated on this disparity. The goal of that venture, as with the one I am proposing, is to take public money at a relatively low rate of interest and invest it in the offerings available within the Goonswarm Federation member contracts at a relatively high rate of interest. I am prepared to offer the public 5%.
First off, I should let you guys know that I am not an accountant or a market whiz. I don't know a lot of economics-specific jargon, but I do possess a firm command of the English language and will be happy to answer any questions. I am mostly pursuing this project because it allows me to collect a bit of extra income for minimal effort.
Secondly, I should inform you guys who clicked on the thread without reading its title that I am a member of GoonWaffe, the primary corporation of Goonswarm Federation. Goonswarm has a long history of scamming pubbies (people like you!) out of their money. Popular wisdom would tell you that IGÇÖm just going to take your money and walk.
So whatGÇÖs the deal?
I intend to take your money, in 1 billion ISK increments, and invest it in loans that are simply not available to the general public. I will give you 5% of your principal every month, on or about the 11th. This offering will close and the principal will be returned after 3 months. I will maintain a dialog here in this thread or subsequent ones to keep the public aware of how the money is being used similar to how Kalrand did for his bond series.
There will be no audit because submitting my API information would be a breech of sensitive information, and there will be no collateral at this time because I am presently keeping my personal wealth tied up in exactly the sort of investment that I am asking the public for money to continue and expand. I will keep my personal wallet separate from the transactions and funds related to this offering by use of an alt.
If youGÇÖre still reading this at this point (which I doubt), then perhaps you are interested in investing. This offering was launched on 11 August and is ongoing. Please post in this thread if you are interested in contributing, or if you have any questions.
Quick Facts! - Minimum Investment: 1 billion - Maximum Investment: 5 billion - Term of Investment: 3 months - Rate of Interest: 5%
Reserve List: Jerry Pepridge - 20 billion
Actual Investors: Dethmourne Silvermane - 1 billion
Update : 2011.08.11@1810 EVE - loan with secured collateral to "Goon1". REPAID 2011.09.03 Update : 2011.09.09@0035 EVE - loan to "Goon2". Details at post #9 of this page. |
Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
265
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Posted - 2011.09.06 16:27:00 -
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This is a good scam, even if you kept your end of the bargain. 73,500 AUR ($367.5) spent on NeX store for Troll and Profit. |
Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
20
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Posted - 2011.09.06 16:47:00 -
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Whats with those frighters "you escorted and killed". |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.06 18:00:00 -
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Akrasjel Lanate wrote:Whats with those frighters "you escorted and killed". I wasn't there (wherever "there" may be) so I wouldn't know; though, I would guess that probably some stupid people got scammed by some goons and that you're being horribly typical and unimaginative. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
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Posted - 2011.09.06 18:05:00 -
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Rakshasa Taisab wrote:This is a good scam, even if you kept your end of the bargain. It's how I keep my accounts in PLEX! |
Frabba
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.06 19:23:00 -
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Jesus Lyris, I set you read only on the forums for 3 days and you just go nuts. its me im the best poster. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
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Posted - 2011.09.06 20:13:00 -
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Frabba wrote:Jesus Lyris, I set you read only on the forums for 3 days and you just go nuts. Hey do me a favor and add my covops training op to the calendar if you can. |
Frabba
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4
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Posted - 2011.09.07 16:26:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:Frabba wrote:Jesus Lyris, I set you read only on the forums for 3 days and you just go nuts. Hey do me a favor and add my covops training op to the calendar if you can.
I don't do requests (and don't have access to the op calendar). its me im the best poster. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
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Posted - 2011.09.09 00:37:00 -
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"Goon2" has requested 2 billion ISK at 15% interest for one month. I have again invested 1 billion of my own wealth into this loan as well as the 1 billion ISK managed by this offering. Unlike the previous loan there has been no collateral secured, though due to the nature of activity funded by this loan that is completely understandable. Will update with any relevant details as they emerge. |
xxxak
Intergalactic Syndicate Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.09.09 16:50:00 -
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The fact that a single person would fall for this scam is absolutely hilarious and makes me want to "reset" the entire human race. |
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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
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Posted - 2011.09.10 05:43:00 -
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xxxak wrote:The fact that a single person would fall for this scam is absolutely hilarious and makes me want to "reset" the entire human race. I clicked on the new reply icon hoping to see something clever or original; I left disappointed. |
Maven Deltor
Bad Sekta
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Posted - 2011.09.10 07:59:00 -
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5% a month with no tracking was exactly what Phaser Inc did, wasn't it? Good luck tho. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
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Posted - 2011.09.10 21:42:00 -
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Maven Deltor wrote:5% a month with no tracking was exactly what Phaser Inc did, wasn't it? Good luck tho. I wouldn't know; I am not very active on the EVE forums. But you are welcome to ask questions if you like. |
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CCP Navigator
C C P C C P Alliance
149
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Posted - 2011.10.04 17:16:00 -
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Topic reopened. Not sure why this locked itself in the first place. CCP Navigator - Lead Community Representative |
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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1077
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Posted - 2011.10.06 20:21:00 -
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Sent out this month's interest payment.
I've been pretty busy with various investments, Freeport Delve and with Goonswarm Shrugged, so I hope you'll forgive the lack of frequent updates. |
Adunh Slavy
Ammatar Trade Syndicate
3
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Posted - 2011.10.07 11:51:00 -
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CCP Navigator wrote:Topic reopened. Not sure why this locked itself in the first place.
Because it is a goon asking for money |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1077
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Posted - 2011.10.07 16:18:00 -
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Adunh Slavy wrote:CCP Navigator wrote:Topic reopened. Not sure why this locked itself in the first place. Because it is a goon asking for money Did you think this was a clever or original comment? |
Jerry Pepridge
University of Caille Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2011.10.07 16:30:00 -
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Goons scammed my 20 b |
Adunh Slavy
Ammatar Trade Syndicate
5
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Posted - 2011.10.08 12:41:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:Adunh Slavy wrote:CCP Navigator wrote:Topic reopened. Not sure why this locked itself in the first place. Because it is a goon asking for money Did you think this was a clever or original comment?
I don't care either way, why do you? |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1077
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Posted - 2011.10.08 17:04:00 -
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Mostly because it gives me an excuse to post! |
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Adunh Slavy
Ammatar Trade Syndicate
5
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Posted - 2011.10.08 17:43:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:Mostly because it gives me an excuse to post!
Then you should be thanking me. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1079
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Posted - 2011.10.08 17:49:00 -
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Thanks for the bumps, sir. |
Dethmourne Silvermane
Origin. Black Legion.
2
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Posted - 2011.10.18 02:34:00 -
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FWIW, interest received timely so far.
It's almost like this was a real investment opportunity and not a scam. I even got paid after shooting goons (to be fair, we shot dbrb and then played LoL with him afterwards). |
Steelshine
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.18 18:56:00 -
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Dethmourne Silvermane wrote:FWIW, interest received timely so far.
It's almost like this was a real investment opportunity and not a scam. I even got paid after shooting goons (to be fair, we shot dbrb and then played LoL with him afterwards).
Lyris is clearly just luring you into a false sense of security |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4193
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Posted - 2011.11.12 13:03:00 -
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Just posting to note that I sent the remaining amount due to Dethmourne Silvermane. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |
JitaJane
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
30
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Posted - 2011.11.13 10:13:00 -
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5% on three months? You really don't understand markets. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4229
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Posted - 2011.11.13 10:30:00 -
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JitaJane wrote:5% on three months? You really don't understand markets. I understand that markets require logging into the game more often than I do during the school year (for about five minutes at a time a time or two a week). Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |
JitaJane
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
30
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Posted - 2011.11.13 10:38:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:JitaJane wrote:5% on three months? You really don't understand markets. I understand that markets require logging into the game more often than I do during the school year (for about five minutes at a time a time or two a week). Well you ar on the forums 23/7. Lookit. Go To Jita buy BPCs for BSs but 1Bil in minerals. Random BSes now don't even figure it (Caldari probably are not a good buy) put hem in a build que somewhere and even with poor luck you would return 8% selling the hulls. 10-12% if you bother to look at ROI (about 20 mins work). Sometimes Lyris you are a complement to your alliance and the one clear head I have encountered. This aint one of them. |
JitaJane
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
30
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Posted - 2011.11.13 11:21:00 -
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Beyond that to invest even with reasonable rate of return I must point out, and I hope you are not offended, you are a goon. So the reasonable expectation is robbery. So 5 bil collateral on a 3 bil investment would not be out of line. Margins get really thin at that point and instead I will watch Next Friday and drink whiskey. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4234
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Posted - 2011.11.13 11:40:00 -
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JitaJane wrote:Beyond that to invest even with reasonable rate of return I must point out, and I hope you are not offended, you are a goon. So the reasonable expectation is robbery. So 5 bil collateral on a 3 bil investment would not be out of line. Margins get really thin at that point and instead I will watch Next Friday and drink whiskey. I am not sure why you are making comments about the potential of investing with me, when this thread's investment opportunity has already come, gone, and been resolved. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |
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