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Darth Sage
Amarr
En-Slavers
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Posted - 2007.12.18 21:54:00 -
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I would like to welcome the matriarch of the knights of pleasure
in to the inner circle of the en-slavers.
May she prove as loyal and as dangerous in space as she
has on the planets and stations, her elervtion has been
well over due and been antisipated by the sisters of the
sect.
In additional news the foul witch evanda ęthe harlotĘ char has agreed
to recommence the duel between the chosen representative of the electus
matari and the en-slavers and negotiations for a cease fire leading up
to the event will be initiated soon to allow for both parties to ready
their vessels for the upcoming battle.
The fight will last up to fifteen minuets or until the one ship is
destroyed, in the event of the time being elapsed then an adjudicator
will decide the outcome.
Should one duellist warp out then they forfeit.
If any one interferes the duel is cancelled and rescheduled for another
date and the intruder is chastised unless it is concord.
If the en-slaver wins electus matari must hand over either evanda char
or 3ll3 though electus matari may call for a second duel for a double
or nothing clause.
Vice versa should electus matari win 10,000 slaves will be freed though
the en-slavers may all so call for double or nothing and gain both
evanda char and 3ll3.
However should the en-slavers lose again then 20,000 will be set free.
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En-Slavers we follow the true path of the sani sabik... |
Tek'a Rain
Gallente
Collegium Mechanicae
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Posted - 2007.12.19 04:34:00 -
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yes Darth.. I'm sure this is very big news for you.
You are very excited, we can tell.
Now, and its important you listen.. this is an intervention.
Don't you see Darth? We.. well, Someone probably cares very much about you..
Don't you think its time to stop taking those boosters?
Remember kids, Boosters Kill Brain Cells.
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Le'Profit Mechant
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Posted - 2007.12.19 10:33:00 -
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 Originally by: Tek'a Rain
yes Darth.. I'm sure this is very big news for you.
You are very excited, we can tell.
Now, and its important you listen.. this is an intervention.
Don't you see Darth? We.. well, Someone probably cares very much about you..
Don't you think its time to stop taking those boosters?
Remember kids, Boosters Kill Brain Cells.
Cease your prattle child and know your place before the lord of the sect!
Thank you lord sage for your kind words, i will perform well and bring glory to the order though i shall miss the knights of pleasure i know the honour you give is great so i will not fail you lord sage.
Those who will not yield willingly through the subtle caress of the sisters shall fall before the guns of the en-slavers.
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Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.12.19 11:38:00 -
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Originally by: Le'Profit Mechant
Originally by: Tek'a Rain
yes Darth.. I'm sure this is very big news for you.
You are very excited, we can tell.
Now, and its important you listen.. this is an intervention.
Don't you see Darth? We.. well, Someone probably cares very much about you..
Don't you think its time to stop taking those boosters?
Remember kids, Boosters Kill Brain Cells.
Cease your prattle child and know your place before the lord of the sect!
Thank you lord sage for your kind words, i will perform well and bring glory to the order though i shall miss the knights of pleasure i know the honour you give is great so i will not fail you lord sage.
Those who will not yield willingly through the subtle caress of the sisters shall fall before the guns of the en-slavers.
ROFL, Honour from Sagey boy, LOL!
Not worth the paper it's printed on luv!
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
Only way to be sure! |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Dichotomy
Total Comfort
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Posted - 2007.12.19 17:29:00 -
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You fool. I challenge you to a battleship duel.
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The views expressed in these posts, while inarguably correct, are not neccessarily the views of my corporation or alliance.
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Darina Rea
Naqam
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Posted - 2007.12.20 02:29:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
You fool. I challenge you to a battleship duel.
You can't yet! You first need to confirm that you have two or three lackeys on standby nearby, are totally superior in each and every way of combat and make the necessary vague insults in a strange wording everyone laughs about.
And then you can make the battleship challenge.
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Time is on our side. |
MirrorGod
Heretic Army
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.20 03:48:00 -
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Rediculous Sage. I really hate the loyalists, but I'd give Garreck a hug before being in the same room with you...then again, being the same room with you would probably give me the necessary opportunity to slit your throat, ah, ups and downs.
Let me break this down, basically you're talking about a new dominatrix you've invited into your little playgroup? I'd like to know what self-respecting dominatrix would be seen with you. In any case, look at you flaunt it.  In any case, it's nothing original sage, Heretic Army's doms take out the trash that are the religious pigs we come across, big deal. (I mean hell, we're gonna kill em anyway, might as well have some fun with em first...play torture is fun but the real thing?  )
Get over yourself, we don't care.
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I see all the Young Believers, your target audience...
And I see all the Old Deceivers...We all just sing their song! |
Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.12.20 05:52:00 -
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Darth... I think you have let your delusions cloud the universe in front of you. You do realize The Sani Sabik dissolved last week correct? Frankly the universe could do without your inane ramblings. Cease before I silence you. I'm sure Mirror would happily join my fleets on that operation.
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.20 06:06:00 -
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Ooh I always did enjoy overkill 
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I see all the Young Believers, your target audience...
And I see all the Old Deceivers...We all just sing their song! |
Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.12.20 06:12:00 -
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Well that settles it then. Vote being issued @ 1800 tomorrow. Looking forward to flying along side you again Mirror
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Darth Sage
Amarr
En-Slavers
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Posted - 2007.12.20 13:04:00 -
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No you are the fool for that which Revan
led was just a sect of the sani sabik
read up on your lore of the sani sabik
i would recomend the blood raiders
which are another sect of the sani sabik
though in saying that they are the
biggest followers of the sani sabik path.
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En-Slavers we follow the true path of the sani sabik... |
Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.12.20 13:59:00 -
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So Sageyboy, do your new playmate's charge by the hour?
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
Only way to be sure! |
Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.12.20 17:28:00 -
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Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
You do realize The Sani Sabik dissolved last week correct?
The Sani Sabik =/= the Sani Sabik faith.
I actually think ol' Sage has you beat!
In MirrorGod's own words:
Originally by: MirrorGod
Get over yourself
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.20 17:52:00 -
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Edited by: MirrorGod on 20/12/2007 17:55:52
Edited by: MirrorGod on 20/12/2007 17:53:23
Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
You do realize The Sani Sabik dissolved last week correct?
The Sani Sabik =/= the Sani Sabik faith.
I actually think ol' Sage has you beat!
In MirrorGod's own words:
Originally by: MirrorGod
Get over yourself
Good point meb, Revan's project is not the faith as a whole. That said, knowing a bit about Sage's history comes into play. I believe Jenner was referencing the fact that he was with SS, pathetically, and for a very short time --until which point I mentioned it in voice comms-- we discussed how much of a laugh it would be to eject him, and then we did about 2 minutes later. Point is, Sani Sabik faith > The Sani Sabik > a loaf of bread > Enslavers.
ol' Sage does not in fact, have anyone, anything, or any loaf, beat.
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I see all the Young Believers, your target audience...
And I see all the Old Deceivers...We all just sing their song! |
Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.12.20 18:03:00 -
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Correct Mirror, this war will merely be for personal enjoyment. Darthy was a fool. I'm well aware of Sani Sabik lore, the fact that he begged Revan so persistantly to follow, then got removed so fast was thuroughly entertaining. This isn't to defend anything or prove a point. I've got far too many warships collecting dust since we tag teamed Fang Out in Gemenite. My pilots are prepped, Mirror I'm sending you the coorinates for fleet rendezvou and access to Misfits secure comms.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.12.20 20:08:00 -
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Not that I wasn't paying attention to your exciting lives, but can you fill in a blank for me: When and why did yourselves leave the alliance?
I'd hate you to think I side with the walking oxymoron, so apologies if it appeared that way, it's just interesting to see your previous alliance's infighting bubble to the forums, s'all.
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.20 20:26:00 -
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Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Not that I wasn't paying attention to your exciting lives, but can you fill in a blank for me: When and why did yourselves leave the alliance?
I'd hate you to think I side with the walking oxymoron, so apologies if it appeared that way, it's just interesting to see your previous alliance's infighting bubble to the forums, s'all.
Always a fun question. During Sani Sabik's occupation of Kheram, some of the non-military leadership started making some rather bad decisions. Heretic Army's pilots, along with those of Vitoc and Misfits Enterpises (the 3 main military units making up more than 70% of the alliance) got fed up and the decision was made bring the yarr back to Kor-Azor. I don't know what happened after we left and honestly, I'm not concerned.
That out of the way, I'm not going to say my experience with the sani sabik was all bad, not at all. Between the FC's of Vitoc and Darkside (who left sometime before kheram), I learned a good lot about commanding fleets. The camps in Fensi were a great time, and camping kheram was fun before that went south. And while I'm not much for religion, I will say the blood rituals are...amusing, and Revan, despite her fallbacks at times, knows how to throw a party.
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I see all the Young Believers, your target audience...
And I see all the Old Deceivers...We all just sing their song! |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Dichotomy
Total Comfort
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Posted - 2007.12.21 00:45:00 -
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MirrorGod and I, since we discovered, quite by accident, that we share pretty much the same area of operation in EVE at the moment, have developed a raport. His views are compatible with mine and I believe we have established a friendship.
I also believe that you couldn't take either of us on our own, Sage, no matter how hard you tried - and against both of us, you'd be a forgone conclusion.
So please, come and visit us sometime.
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The views expressed in these posts, while inarguably correct, are not neccessarily the views of my corporation or alliance.
I never sleep. I wait. |
Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.12.21 02:55:00 -
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Hey man, Darth-village-idiot wont have to. We're more than happy to deliver to him. Although it won't take much more than an Ibis to handle him. Mirror the Misfits are having another hangar party. You should come with the HA boys. See if you can pick up that Veto chick on the way. I've got the booze, you bring the broads, although she dosen't count toward the broad count... where has Candy gone too. OH I KNOW BRING YENNY!!!!!!!
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Yendaj
Minmatar
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2007.12.21 03:35:00 -
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I'm there if Candy's there. 
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.12.21 03:46:00 -
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All right you hooker, I'll call her up... but this time do not make a mess of my board room. I'm still finding things to clean up from 4 months ago. The bra on the ventillation fan managed to escape notice until it got sucked in and jammed the entire damn air circulation system.
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Yendaj
Minmatar
Heretic Army
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.21 04:44:00 -
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Edited by: Yendaj on 21/12/2007 04:55:30
Edited by: Yendaj on 21/12/2007 04:46:20
It is called the board room, that is why she was boarded there.
More seriously, what's up with Sagey's little "knight's of pleasure" group. Who are these girls? Are they established in the BDSM community? How qualified are they for the responsibilities you've mentioned?
The fact that you make a horrible heretic is insulting Sage, but the fact that you'd mock a craft that I personally hold close, now that gets things a bit more personal. 
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.12.21 04:55:00 -
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Yen it's board room not boarding room, and hon... i doubt anyone darth artard knows is qualified in anything much less a sophisticated lifestlye such as BDSM. I'm sure you'd be better off finding someone in Federation space to assist you with that
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Hoggs
Heretic Army
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.21 11:48:00 -
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7 days, Darth. 7 Days.
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.12.21 22:11:00 -
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hoggs!!!! i luff you!
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Darth Sage
Amarr
En-Slavers
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Posted - 2007.12.21 23:27:00 -
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You try so hard and put so much effort in to ridiculing
me and trying to push my buttons that it muses me and
makes me laugh all most as much a watching the women of
the slave race being fed to the meat grinders which
brings me no end of pleasure and amusement.
But that a side i shall be ignoring the war declarations
a my eyes are focused on only one target and one target
only the electus matari so please continue your ramblings
as they so do amuse me little children.
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En-Slavers we follow the true path of the sani sabik... |
Tyr Vaantau
Amarr
Peregrin Avionics
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Posted - 2007.12.22 01:15:00 -
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You don't have to be completely unhinged, but it helps.
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Le'Profit Mechant
Amarr
En-Slavers
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Posted - 2007.12.22 23:50:00 -
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Originally by: Yendaj
Edited by: Yendaj on 21/12/2007 04:55:30
Edited by: Yendaj on 21/12/2007 04:46:20
It is called the board room, that is why she was boarded there.
More seriously, what's up with Sagey's little "knight's of pleasure" group. Who are these girls? Are they established in the BDSM community? How qualified are they for the responsibilities you've mentioned?
The fact that you make a horrible heretic is insulting Sage, but the fact that you'd mock a craft that I personally hold close, now that gets things a bit more personal.
=][=you speak with out having tasted what we have to offer, you sneer at what you have not yet seen with your own eyes, do not judge the sister hood before you have witnesses our art first hand for only then can you judge my former sister hood for their works are exquisite to say the least!=][=
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=][=The Path of darkness is where your deepest most desire lay, forsake the light of the false god and embrace the darkness!=][= |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Dichotomy
Total Comfort
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Posted - 2007.12.23 00:20:00 -
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But darkness is so irritating, I can never find the condoms.
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The views expressed in these posts, while inarguably correct, are not neccessarily the views of my corporation or alliance.
I never sleep. I wait. |
Le'Profit Mechant
Amarr
En-Slavers
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Posted - 2007.12.23 01:03:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
But darkness is so irritating, I can never find the condoms.
=][=Then use those that glow in the dark.
Glad you liked my signature=][=
*winks*
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=][=The Path of darkness is where your deepest most desire lay, forsake the light of the false god and embrace the darkness!=][= |
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