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Sorsha Lightbringer
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Posted - 2004.03.16 05:03:00 -
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Edited by: Sorsha Lightbringer on 16/03/2004 06:09:03
Well Eve Clones its that time again.
Here is what I have captured off my Secure Comm Channel Taps(please feel free to donate isk as this is getting very expensive).
1. The SA Secure Comm Channel has been been very active as late. I intercepted comm chatter about EV really pushing its authority to the limit. As been talked about already...EV is indeed working with m0o and Evol. It has not been a problem for the Corporations in SA for EV working with Evol Its a big problem with m0o, BUT as most of you know already several corporations have left SA....but not all is as it would appear. 1 corporation has left in protest of EV working and supporting m0o. BUT under the same false pretense a corporation is trying to make you all believe that they are leaving for reasons that have to do with none of this. and would like to cease hostilitys with Curse. But the truth is they are out to rearm and restock. I have also intercepted a comm between a SA corp looking to back stab SA by forming a secret alliance with the CA. And that they will join CA when all is said and done.
SA is like a dying preditor in its last moments of life. breathing its dying gasps and doing every desperate act of self preservation in a hopless battle to hold on to what little life is left.
2. FA are RAGING at Evol for joining forces with m0o! They feel betrayed by Evol and are going to seek revenge at every corner. There is even talk of putting all hostilitys aside with CA. And word is that FA and CA are planning a Joint United Fleet to Deal with both Evol and m0o.
3.PA channels have been very quiet. Some are even wondering if there is any real leadership structure left in this 3x a loser alliance. One person I have talked to that was hiding in deep space for months before his crew threatned to take the ship has said that he saw a PA fleet heading for deep space in the hopes of finding a nice paradise system to settle into and live a xenophobic life.
4.CFS has vanished all together. The once last great hope of free enterprise and free 0.0 Alliance has been reduced to a dying ember in the dark cold of space. Their once proud Navy lie in hulking debris and space dust in and around Ghey. But rumor's on the Civilian Channels have placed lone beat up carbon scored battle damaged ships bearing the CFS Navy insignia on the outter most edges of space on or near the Smuggler routes in deep space past Curse looking for Minning ships and Indies hauling ore for Curse Alliance Corporations. I spoke to one Indie Captains fresh Clone as it left the clonning factory, and he said that prior to his activation all he remembers is comming to a gate and seeing a small frigate that looked to be barley space worthy come out of no where and then a stream of missiles. and then his activation. he had the name of the female Captain but refused to give it up.
5.CA WOW.....What can you say? a once trusted friend and ally has now turned out to be a cowardly traitor, but what did CA expect? How could the Dark Lord even think that he would be able to keep this lawless bunch as his allies? Where are your allies now CA? where is the great Minmatar Red Corsairs? where is Sinister? Where are all the great Curse Warriors that have stood the test of time? And Poor TIvin...one of the mighty CA warriors and the Dark Lords personal black guard the Captain of the first CA Battle Ship to be taken by the enemy and Podded by his own former friend Bobghengiskahn. I hear rumors that he is going to be kicked from the Curse Alliance for incompatince for he has lost 5 Battleships in the last month!
CA has taken a beating in the start of this war. And the forum trash that has come from m0ovolution is of brain damage proportions. BUT in my humble opinion, Curse has seen much worse and that m0o and Evol have no idea what it will cost them in the end for this action. I have tapped both secure lines and I have made contacts that informed me that m0o is going to make another assult on Jove space again. and that this time it will do or die and in order to prepare themselves for the assult on Jove space that m0o headquarters decided to fight the last best alliance in the universe before making the long trip which will be led by Lord Zap.
To wrap this up: Celestial Apoc is no longer what we all thought. I have it on good authority that they long to be the NEW Evolution. The Corporation that all us Carebears looked up to and thought of as the "good guys" the ones that you could depend on if you where a noob to come and help you in a selfless act of protecting the innocent have now become nothing but gank w***es who no longer care about anything but what ever brings them isk! they have formed secret alliances with the very people they swore to take out of Eve. We as Carebears have lost our hero's there are none left. Good bye Celestail Apoc for you have fallen from Grace!
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The guilty always scream the loudest and when they do the truth always come out.
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pat sharp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 06:14:00 -
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you're an idiot
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Kakalot
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Posted - 2004.03.16 06:41:00 -
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Good read tho, no need to throw insults whether it's true or not.
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Errol Dinn
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Posted - 2004.03.16 06:58:00 -
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Well, I see that tabloid journalism is alive and well. After reading that pile of drek, I will be sending you a bill as my time is expensive.
TTFN
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Neslo
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Posted - 2004.03.16 07:21:00 -
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You need photos like the front page of the US weekly. Edited to include Lord Zaps illiegatemate clone c0w... then you would have selling stuff while I eat my reprocessed food from wally world.
From Ashes to Ashes... From Dust to Dust....
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.03.16 07:25:00 -
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I like Sorsha's posts. They remind me of that Mel Gibson movie 'Conspiracy Theory'. EVE Guardian should give Sorsha her own little weekly column to write. 
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Jarjar
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Posted - 2004.03.16 07:38:00 -
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Edited by: Jarjar on 16/03/2004 07:40:06
This should be moved to EVE Library where you post stories.
Quite funny though LOL
I honestly don't see what pirates we're allied with, though. Don't tell me it's this m0o alliance bull**** again, they are still KOS and will be forever. Period. Nuff said.
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Fedaykin Naib
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Posted - 2004.03.16 07:47:00 -
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Where's this isk hes been talking about? (Looks around at his corp mates)
Im personally very poor myself, spending the rest of my money on my new bs i lost the other day. As what is obvious from what you wrote your not a pirate/bounty hunter, as any person who is would know it is not a very well paying job, and alot of risk.
"Long Live the Fighters!"
"The weak come and go with time. The strong have remained" - v ger
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Halseth
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Posted - 2004.03.16 07:47:00 -
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3.PA channels have been very quiet. Some are even wondering if there is any real leadership structure left in this 3x a loser alliance. One person I have talked to that was hiding in deep space for months before his crew threatned to take the ship has said that he saw a PA fleet heading for deep space in the hopes of finding a nice paradise system to settle into and live a xenophobic life.
I Don't know about the other alliances, Ms. lightbringer, but you are 100% wrong. Talked to 1 person? Give me a break. You think because the PA isnt in the news anymore, it is dead? And BTW, that last incredibly long run-on sentence makes no sense what-so-ever. 
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Alkad Mzu
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Posted - 2004.03.16 08:46:00 -
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Edited by: Sorsha Lightbringer on 16/03/2004 06:09:03
2. FA are RAGING at Evol for joining forces with m0o! They feel betrayed by Evol and are going to seek revenge at every corner. There is even talk of putting all hostilitys aside with CA. And word is that FA and CA are planning a Joint United Fleet to Deal with both Evol and m0o.
In other news, the white house recently issued a statement outlining US plans to team up with Al Quaida to rid the world of the ebil french. Also, Mrs. Johnson (74) of New Hampshire recently gave birth to triplet lambs.
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Mantra
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Posted - 2004.03.16 08:52:00 -
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More truth to this article than meets the eye, guys. I've heard the same things off various sources that I can trust. (They are RL friends)
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C Diaz
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Posted - 2004.03.16 08:58:00 -
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HellGremlin anyone?
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TIvian
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:58:00 -
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Edited by: TIvian on 16/03/2004 13:03:28
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And Poor TIvin...one of the mighty CA warriors and the Dark Lords personal black guard the Captain of the first CA Battle Ship to be taken by the enemy and Podded by his own former friend Bobghengiskahn. I hear rumors that he is going to be kicked from the Curse Alliance for incompatince for he has lost 5 Battleships in the last month!
I have waited to reply to this.....this....UTTER BULLZH!T
OMFG!! Sorsha where in the @*$! did you get this from? I have NOT lost 5 BS's in a month. And I am NOT getting Kicked out of CA and I DID NOT get Podded!! YOU @#$%&$(%_$(%&@#%+()*#$% AAAAAHHHRRRR some one pod her PLEASE!$!$!$!?
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I like Sorsha's posts. They remind me of that Mel Gibson movie 'Conspiracy Theory'. EVE Guardian should give Sorsha her own little weekly column to write.
SELEENE PLEASE!!!! DON'T ENCOURGE HER!!!
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Chode Rizoum
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:00:00 -
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you're an idiot
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Centuria > whoot?
Centuria > you stalking me? :)
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Talon SilverHawk
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:09:00 -
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Edited by: Sorsha Lightbringer on 16/03/2004 06:09:03
To wrap this up: Celestial Apoc is no longer what we all thought. I have it on good authority that they long to be the NEW Evolution. The Corporation that all us Carebears looked up to and thought of as the "good guys" the ones that you could depend on if you where a noob to come and help you in a selfless act of protecting the innocent have now become nothing but gank w***es who no longer care about anything but what ever brings them isk! they have formed secret alliances with the very people they swore to take out of Eve. We as Carebears have lost our hero's there are none left. Good bye Celestail Apoc for you have fallen from Grace!
That's a load of tosh. As we have been told several times in our own forums that we do not want to be Evol. We have no secret alliances with anyone. Just because everyone seems to be fighting CA at the mo does not mean there are allot of secret pacts going LMAO You only have to look at history to see why what's happening is happening.
As far as not being good guys Lol. We are and always will be the righteous few holding back the darkness in this unprecedented time of turmoil and change. With our known allies we swear to defend the weak the poor the down trodden by eradicating the scum that now inhabits our once beautiful and peaceful universe.
I bet you believe in Roswell to and oh yea the second gunman on the knoll.
Tal
What goes around comes around...
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:27:00 -
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As far as not being good guys Lol. We are and always will be the righteous few holding back the darkness in this unprecedented time of turmoil and change. With our known allies we swear to defend the weak the poor the down trodden by eradicating the scum that now inhabits our once beautiful and peaceful universe.
Hear hear.
Celest ARE the good guys. Anyone on the receiving end of Celest are there for wronging someone at some point in eve. Makes for fun being against 75% of the other pvp corps in the game who can't be trusted as far as you can throw them.
Nice post though, I like rumour mongering, you should make a rival to the Eve guardian with rumour mongering, page 3 girlies and a comic page.
dbp
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2004.03.16 14:01:00 -
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Just as a reminder, do not post about real politics, keep it all about EVE.
Thank you
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2004.03.16 14:06:00 -
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Interesting and entertaining read no matter if its true, half true or completely fabricated.
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redi
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Posted - 2004.03.16 14:16:00 -
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I like Sorsha's posts. They remind me of that Mel Gibson movie 'Conspiracy Theory'. EVE Guardian should give Sorsha her own little weekly column to write.
I totally agree :)
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Iznogud
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Posted - 2004.03.16 14:26:00 -
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Just as a reminder, do not post about real politics, keep it all about EVE.
Thank you
we dont have anyone in eve that have done things to us we can feel or see so i used those names to put it in some perspective
but then again gotta have stepped on your foot since you take it as rl politic
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.03.16 14:43:00 -
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Edited by: TIvian on 16/03/2004 13:03:28
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I like Sorsha's posts. They remind me of that Mel Gibson movie 'Conspiracy Theory'. EVE Guardian should give Sorsha her own little weekly column to write.
SELEENE PLEASE!!!! DON'T ENCOURGE HER!!!
LOL!! My apologies, TIvian. It's just that she makes me laugh.
I keep waiting on the next big "rumor thread" where it is 'proven' that SA has been building fewer battleships because it has been devoting resources to building an Unstopable Battlestation that they plan to use on CA or something. Then there will be a report that CA has not just one, but three of the same Battlestation.
Then CCP will make the Battlestations vanish, claiming it was an error in the blueprint lotery system. CA and SA will both get ****ed, declare peace and the go to war against the Amarr Empire for selling them 'bad blueprints'. The forums will catch on fire and Eris will have to lock the entire first page because of all the angry people. 
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Jhered Stern
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Posted - 2004.03.16 14:59:00 -
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To wrap this up: Celestial Apoc is no longer what we all thought. I have it on good authority that they long to be the NEW Evolution. The Corporation that all us Carebears looked up to and thought of as the "good guys" the ones that you could depend on if you where a noob to come and help you in a selfless act of protecting the innocent have now become nothing but gank w***es who no longer care about anything but what ever brings them isk! they have formed secret alliances with the very people they swore to take out of Eve. We as Carebears have lost our hero's there are none left. Good bye Celestail Apoc for you have fallen from Grace!
Actually I have proof that Celestial Apocalypse has been pirating and using claimed Forsaken Empire space as an excuse to gank non-Forsaken Empire ships. Their claim is that these ships are allies of the Forsaken Empire and are thus considered enemy ships. Article forth coming as all the data is being verified. However, I have enough evidence to make this post reply.
So, let me get this straightą anyone who purchases a mining or hunting pass from the Forsaken Empire is considered an ally and thus a target for Celestial Apocalypse? Hmmą Sounds like the Old Forsaken Empires excuse for piracy! CouldnĘt you at least find a legitimate excuse to excuse your blatantly piratical acts?
Case in point; Sterling Enterprises purchased a pass to mine and hunt rats in The Vale and the Geminate system. They paid 2 million isk for this right and made 20 million isk in 2 days but losing two cruisers to NPC pirates worth around 11 million isk. So they only made about 7 million out of the whole deal. They purchased some rare minerals from us and asked if they could come back at a later date to recoup their losses. We made and agreement to let them come back but warned them that the route to empire space was camped by m0o and that the Imperial Navy could not secure the route for another day or so. The following day the Imperial Household Guard drove off the last remaining m0o forces and signaled all non-Forsaken ships that the route was secure again. Little did we know that earlier that morning a Celestial Apocalypse battleship slipped by and logged off. The bulk of the small Sterling Enterprise fleet made it safely back to empire space but a few stragglers remained behind due to RL issues.
The next day a small string of frigates and cruisers belonging to Sterling Enterprises began to trickle down out of the Vale of the Silent and one by one were ganked by the rogue Celestial Apocalypse battleship. When the SE pilots asked why Celestial Apocalypse was after them they replied that SE was allied with Forsaken Empire.
Normally I wouldnĘt care who Celestial Apocalypse kills or doesnĘt but to use the Forsaken Empire as an excuse to kill legitimate business people and calling it an act of war is a blatant act of piracy. I would know I was a pirate! However, I never hid behind the reputation of another alliance to justify my actions. You all can call it what you like but the actions of that Celestial Apocalypse player was purely piratical, end of story.
Finally I would like to remind everyone that I do not make accusations unless I know for sure what I'm talking about. For the most part I have not accused Celestial Apocalypse as a whole, just the one pirate.
Guys if you do not know whats going on in your corp then don't get on the forums and make fools of yourself when you get cought. You have pirates in your midst end of story.
Oh and as far as being the new version of Evolution, well I hate to say this but "your good but not that good".
Jhered Out!
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Talon SilverHawk
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Posted - 2004.03.16 15:16:00 -
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FE calling anyone else Pirate = Pot calling the kettle black.
Not sure on the story above but peeps pick your allies well. FE and CA are well known for killing peeps whatever their allegiance caught in there territories.
Warfare in this game now comes down economic success if you can make it un-profitable or even bankrupt a corp. through war losses then you win. Removing revenue from your target is part of that. If CA caught someone with SA hunting pass they would blow him out of space. Actualy if you are in CFS space and are non aligned to anyone CA will destroy you anyway.
So please take the equetorial rain forest of your own eyes before taking the splinter out of ours.
The friend of my enemy is my enemy
Respectfully
Tal
What goes around comes around...
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Tsual
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Posted - 2004.03.16 15:18:00 -
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Interesting to read wether it is true or not.
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Reverend Necrona
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Posted - 2004.03.16 15:19:00 -
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He's not far off on things you know.
Reverend Necrona |
darth solo
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Posted - 2004.03.16 15:26:00 -
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OK, no use fighting it now, CELES are allied with mOo, EVOL and Concord.
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Cer'es
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Posted - 2004.03.16 15:28:00 -
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Sorsha Lightbringer
you are quite dim ym friend
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pat sharp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 15:28:00 -
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OK, no use fighting it now, CELES are allied with mOo, EVOL and Concord.
You forgot GM's
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Talon SilverHawk
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Posted - 2004.03.16 15:34:00 -
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OK, no use fighting it now, CELES are allied with mOo, EVOL and Concord.
You forgot GM's
Shush don't tell them, I think they started to believe me
Tal
What goes around comes around...
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Jhered Stern
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Posted - 2004.03.16 15:35:00 -
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The pot may calleth the kettle black... but the black pot knows he his black and hideth not in fields of white for all to see his shame but in the shadow of the Dark Lord where his blackness means not!
Excuses... Excuses... you are still pirating none the less.
Jhered Out!
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