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Tatsue Niko
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Posted - 2004.03.16 09:14:00 -
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How does your bio look like?
How did you do it?
And finally,how do you put color on it?
*looking for inspiration*
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Haxar
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Posted - 2004.03.16 09:19:00 -
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Edited by: Haxar on 16/03/2004 09:19:45
With the first two questions I cannot help, but Coloring EVE Bio Text - Heres how in detail 
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Tatsue Niko
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Posted - 2004.03.16 09:24:00 -
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thx |
Scorpyn
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:45:00 -
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My bio consists of a bunch of crap I put together at 04.00 or something (local time). Nothing to be taken seriously (except the thing about ibises on a safespot in New Caldari, I did acually put them there for some weird reason - I blame the clock for that one too).
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Orestes
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:50:00 -
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Entity's bio is insane.
Join the IC! |
Tani Yih
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:13:00 -
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How do I do it?
Well, I write stories as a hobby. It's really not hard to do if you're into roleplaying, story writing or reading. But I suppose it is rawly like this:
How does your character look?
Why does (s)he look like that? Scars? Why? Dress? Definately no warrior! Researcher? Why a pirate flag on the background?
And is (s)he nice? A good upbringing. Unfriendly? Definately was a bully or spoiled! Maybe taken by a pirate clan?
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Sun Ra
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:26:00 -
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mine goes something like:
Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow
10isk to the person that knows where its from =D |
Wrangler
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:30:00 -
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 Quote:
mine goes something like:
Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow
10isk to the person that knows where its from =D
Platoon 
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sutty
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:41:00 -
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Edited by: sutty on 16/03/2004 13:42:31
POD POD POD POD KILL KILL KILL KILL POD POD POD POD POD POD POD POD KILL KILL KILL KILL POD POD POD POD POD POD POD POD KILL KILL KILL KILL POD POD POD POD POD POD POD POD KILL KILL KILL KILL POD POD POD POD POD POD POD POD KILL KILL KILL KILL POD POD POD POD POD POD POD POD
Yea, we get the message - Orestes
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Atar
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Posted - 2004.03.16 14:10:00 -
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Isang Relow
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Posted - 2004.03.16 14:13:00 -
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Beware The Shadows.
It's a tribute to something i ran a few years ago and something that'll happen in the future.
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Jebidus Skari
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Posted - 2004.03.16 15:31:00 -
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The answer to???? 
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SEALen
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Posted - 2004.03.16 15:36:00 -
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My bio just says: Peace and love for all
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Drima Veeshaub
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Posted - 2004.03.16 15:38:00 -
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The answer to all your prayers and fears.
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cypriss
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Posted - 2004.03.16 15:43:00 -
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Edited by: cypriss on 16/03/2004 15:44:31
how does ass get by the filter? yet other stupid words like ***** (c.r.a.c.k.) don't?
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Gnatila
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Posted - 2004.03.16 15:45:00 -
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bio with a mystical feel to it :
"The earliest memory I have is of me waking up in the medical bay of a small station.
I can''''t remember anything before that...
After I awakend, the nurse that had looked after me during the time I had been in the medical bay told me,
that the miners of the station had found me locked inside a damaged escape pod floating between the rocks of a local asteriod belt.
When they opend it, they found three people in deep hybernation.
I was one of those people...
When they tried to revive us from hybernation, one of us three dident survive it.
Several months later I recoverd from the coma in which my fellow surviver still is.
After a full recovery, I got some money to go and apply as a minmatar citizen, like most inhabitants of the station.
During the registration, they also did some tests, and they gave me back a part of my identity.
Acording to the tests, I am a pure female sebiestor of around 18 years old, and relative healty after staying in hybernation for who knows howmany years.
They also noticed that I had the required physical and mental atributes to become a space pilot, and since I had nothing else, I accepted their proposal to train me, and get me going in the eve universe.
Several months of intense training later, I left the training station in a small reaper class frigate and after a few months of mainly mining, I wanted something different than the constant mining.
So I started looking around in the stations on the message boards, and asked around over the communication channels, and so one day I heard of a small group of privateers who offered their services as a group of armed pilots to whoever had money to pay.
After some talks with that group of privateers, I headed to their headquarters in my newly purchased probe and applied to join the group of privateers.
And here I am, a girl without a past fighting for whoever pays enough, to try and make a future for herself."
still needs a rewrite tho...
btw, no collors, no fancy stuff, as this barely fits in as it is 
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Anderi Bourdieu
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Posted - 2004.03.16 15:51:00 -
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Quote:
mine goes something like:
Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow Free your mind and your ass will follow
10isk to the person that knows where its from =D
PFunk......not sure which song off-hand....
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11/17/04
Are Formal Contracts in yet?
Divisional Wallets?
Taxes?
BP lockdown? |
Styrmir
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Posted - 2004.03.16 15:58:00 -
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Here is my bio. Not any great background story here as some of you have, sadly.
"Used to be a member of Cronus Corp. until it sadly ceased to be. Now a proud member of the Starfleet Elite Rangers.
**Ensign in the fleet of The Common Wealth Alliance**
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Always ready to grab a beer and chat with people I encounter on my travels :-) "
Founder and Manager of The Misneden Shuttle Museum |
Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2004.03.16 16:02:00 -
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Quote:
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The answer to????
The ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.
But what is the ultimate question?
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
Styrmir
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Posted - 2004.03.16 16:15:00 -
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The answer to????
The ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.
But what is the ultimate question?
I think I know it:
"How many roads must a man walk down?" 
Founder and Manager of The Misneden Shuttle Museum |
Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.03.16 16:18:00 -
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hi2u M|22
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.16 16:28:00 -
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Edited by: Danton Marcellus on 16/03/2004 16:30:49
Coloring the bio is gõy.
Convert Stations
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Matti
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Posted - 2004.03.16 16:30:00 -
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Stay fit. Eat healthy. Die anyway.
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The Golden Rule - those who have the gold make the rules |
Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.03.16 16:34:00 -
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Edited by: Danton Marcellus on 16/03/2004 16:30:49
Coloring the bio is gõy.
so is your sig
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.16 16:37:00 -
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Tell me about it prostitute.
Convert Stations
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Chuck Manzon
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Posted - 2004.03.16 16:40:00 -
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Edited by: Chuck Manzon on 16/03/2004 17:19:44
DONT BE gõy SPARKY
You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. |
Cinc
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Posted - 2004.03.16 16:44:00 -
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"First the Earth cooled... then the dinosaurs came. But they got too fat and turned into oil. Then the Arabs bought Mercedes Benz's..."
Oops. Wrong bio.
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2004.03.16 17:11:00 -
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"The wise man only seeks victory, after the battle has already been won."
-Confucius (i think)
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Everlasting Vendetta PVP Commander, yarr
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Mathews
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Posted - 2004.03.16 17:17:00 -
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mine
"Ribbed for extra pleasrue
Bistot Flavour"
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Deadflip2
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Posted - 2004.03.16 17:38:00 -
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Mr Deadflip (refered to by most as "Sir" or "Commander").
A respected Gallantean started his life on the royal court in amarr serving drinks and tasting them for poison, till one day a jovian force came to kill the empror (and his son, Stavros). After a heroic atempt to safe the empror Deadflip was fataly hit in the back of his head. At the time in critical condition, Deadflip was seen as a hero amonst men and was considered one of the very few freed slaves. He was given a life-time supply of Vitoc (he still caries to this day) and given Elite implants to make up for the partial loss of brain functions.
Later on he returned to gallante space, where he was brutally rejected. And turned to the caldari, who with open hands accepted this true hero in there arms. Later on he became the Commander of the Caldari cruiser Okarioni. Wich to his supprise ran into jovians... this was one of the very first sightings reported, and the capsule technology was aquired. Later on he lost his lieutenant due to this technology, but it was well worth it.
Even more of a hero he retruned to his caldari friends..... Yet he did not realise till later that he was infected by a devistating jovian desease, This proved to be unhealable, and to preserve his body Deadflip was put into a lon stasis, wich he ages later woke up from.... somehow healed (some think the gods where in his favor).
Right after this horrible event Deadflip was barely able to walk and his body could barelyg sustain life. on top of that his ocolar implant began to couse malfunctions, the implant had to be removed leavign permanent markings on his face, covered by a piece of holographic plasic are his wounds now, not to be seen by the nakid human eye.
After years of recovery Deadflip was finally ready to go back into society offcourse at that stage technoligy had gone forward, but social interaction backwords (Deadflip is seen to brilliant for most people to understand). His name and heroic acitons logn forgotten he tried joinign a few corperations, wich rejected his supperior mind and social actions. Untill at soem point he ran into Varna, with who he created a corp called CSA. After 2 motnhs even this corp fell apart.. He searched for a new home and found it with a corp named nexxus (right after he had used his meditation to create himself a megathron-class battleship (his "solieuteur" in disguise). Threatned by these minds he ran far from them, keepign one friend named spoinkop as his trusted advisor and enertainer (allthough he was never told the true nature of this strange creature). After a long search and atempts to join the darkside he ran into a corp Called soldiers of anarchy, where he met a guy named dianabolic (a drunk amarrian as most call him) and his *****es (Spaceman and Bob). After beeign kicked for behavour out of question he founded a new corp with a man called mrs jade. Allthough this man was obviously drunk they became friends and mined for ships and money with more friends of theres. That was untill one of there friends (named gandof) had been submitted to mind-flushing techniques (Scientest admit monkeys where involved in these actions, but are to remain unharmed), and most of the ships vannished form the hanger. Fortunantly gandof (suffering minor brain damadge) made it back to his own self. But that
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"this song reminds me of the girl i met on a schooltrip, she was really nice, and she really liked me.
I forgot to ask her her phone number" - Nelix trist
OMG im a pretzel!!! |
Deadflip2
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Posted - 2004.03.16 17:39:00 -
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im the 0wns3r!
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"this song reminds me of the girl i met on a schooltrip, she was really nice, and she really liked me.
I forgot to ask her her phone number" - Nelix trist
OMG im a pretzel!!! |
Ermenegildo Zenya
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Posted - 2004.03.16 18:01:00 -
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Edited by: Ermenegildo Zenya on 16/03/2004 18:12:03
My modest bio
Ermenegildo Zenya [for his friends and relatives - simply Ermen] due to his strong french ancestors and Zegna family [rich in traditions and devotion] was always very sensitive to art and beauty.
His family from centuries was strictly connected to big world of Fashion which was, is, and always will be, full of plastic banquets, fakes, two-faced people calling themselves "friends" and gossips...
Ermen's traumatic experience with his mother, very important Fashion Designer - who became famous right after launching one of her shocking haute-cuture collections "Pasteur Sexualite Voyage" [spring-summer AD 7695] - also had some influence on his emotional growth.
Ermen in the Golden Years of his career made a lifetime decision: shortly after his "mettre en marche" of his own brand parfume "Di Zegna" which firstly become very famous in Paris'o'mediolan and then started to spread to whole the world [was even known in the central parts of islam culture - al New Yorq and Wash BenLadengton - till that event very strict for everything related to the modern world]. His decision was to leave behind his whole ancestry, past and anything connected with his family.
After creating his another big project in his own parfume brand "Essenza di Zegna" he told himself "Oh, que non!! Je ne veux pas!!", took all original BPs of his best collections and he was gone...
His family, shortly after regaining from such a shock and loss, decided to curse their once beloved son and told the public that Ermen was accidentaly shot down somewhere in surroun- dings of Amaar Prime, while he was on his journey in search for additional special ingredients for his secret parfum receipes.
Thanks to that, Ermen didn't have any difificulties with begin- ning his brand new "la bella vita". First thing to "be done" was to change his name to something less known - Zenya...
The story is about to be continued soonÖ
Danton, I am sorry to inform u about funny issue that concernes u - when looking at your avatar - Ga[y]llente and your homophobic replies there is only one thing that comes to my mind... u must be of a dual ego...
"Log-in trap" is baaad, mkay?
Chimera Core Commander
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.16 18:04:00 -
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I stole Viceroy's and I'm holding it hostage until I can think of a better one.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Brother Victae
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Posted - 2004.03.16 19:17:00 -
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My bio is:
"Dirigatur, Domine, oratio mea sicut incensum in conspectu tuo: elevatio manuum mearum sacrificium vespertinum. Pone, Domine, custodiam ori meo, et ostium circumstantiae labiis meis : ut non declinet cor meum in verba malitiae, ad excusandas excusationes in peccatis.
Accendat in nobis Dominus ignem sui amoris, et flammam.
Amen."
Which translates too:
"Let my prayer, O Lord, come like incense before You; the lifting up of my hands, like the evening sacrifice. O Lord, set a watch before my mouth, a guard at the door of my lips. Let not my heart incline to the evil of engaging in deeds of wickedness.
May the Lord enkindle in us the fire of His love.
Amen."
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Rembrandt
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Posted - 2004.03.16 20:36:00 -
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The answer to????
The ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.
But what is the ultimate question?
What is six multiplied by seven?
~ Rembrandt
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Sara Kerrigan
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Posted - 2004.03.16 20:50:00 -
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Who remembers where Kerrigan says this?
my bio:
Once again I stand atop the broken bodies of my enemies. Victorious, but not unscarred. The Earth-born Directorate has been destroyed, and the Overmind lies dead and trampled beneath the ashes of Char. As for my unlikely allies... I think that I shall allow them a reprieve... for in time I will seek to test their resolve, and their strengths. They will all be mine in the end, for I am the Queen of Blades. None shall ever dispute my rule... again.
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The Kerrigan Chronicles |
Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.16 21:02:00 -
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Excuse yourself tiresome crusader, I don't have to declare anything anywhere but my opinion which is optional. What I look like is at this stage out of my hands. What you choose to do with your bio is not.
By all means be a clown, it's still gõy.
Convert Stations
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Motaka
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Posted - 2004.03.16 21:23:00 -
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yall have some well thought out bios. HEHE mine says" I got a dollar!
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slothe
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Posted - 2004.03.16 22:13:00 -
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Descended from caldari slave girl slothella abused by ruthless gurista slavemasters at week long orgies. Father unknown, too many possibilities to be sure. Slothe brought up in secrecy away from the perverted lecherous eyes of the guristas. Kept in a breadbin in gurista kitchens, cries muffled by crusty loaf ends.
Slothes hatred of the guristas grew on a daily basis as his love of bread increased. As he grew up he was trained by other breadbin inhabitants in the secret anti-pirate arts of PvP and inducted into the ritual worship of breadbinnus, god of bread.
Spiritual enlightenment was given to him by leader of the breadbinnus movement - Halfloaf, half amarrian half loaf of bread. Halfloaf trained slothe to the lores of breadbinnus :- Patience, timing and how to make a crusty loaf.
When he grew up slothe swore vengeance on guristas and all pirate scumbags, and set off in a stolen ibis to wreak revenge.....
Say hello on our forum @www.aserea.com
or join our public channel ingame "MLM Public"
http://www.khainestar.com/eve |
slothe
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Posted - 2004.03.16 22:16:00 -
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The answer to????
The meaning of life of course...dont you know?
Say hello on our forum @www.aserea.com
or join our public channel ingame "MLM Public"
http://www.khainestar.com/eve |
Silverlancer
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Posted - 2004.03.16 22:17:00 -
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Mine:
I hate carebears. Whether they be pirates who insist on being allowed to log in out of nowhere and gank players without the pirates even showing up on the map, or miners who want jaspet in huge roids in 1.0 space, I hate them. And if you show up on my doorstep, you'll be as dead as any other scum in space. I'm the guy who puts Homeless in a secure can to die. I'm the guy who puts buy orders for Megacyte at only 4100. I'm the guy who gives the whiners a foot in their mouth every time they open it up. But I'm not the guy who sits at the gate and ganks little noob frigates. I'm not the guy who "initiates" new players into a corp by blowing them up and podding them. Threat level to good players: None. Threat level to carebears: Deadly.
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Jebidus Skari
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Posted - 2004.03.16 22:30:00 -
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I have a nice story about green bottles. Sad ending though 
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slothe
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Posted - 2004.03.16 22:31:00 -
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Quote:
I have a nice story about green bottles. Sad ending though
it brought tears to my eyes
Say hello on our forum @www.aserea.com
or join our public channel ingame "MLM Public"
http://www.khainestar.com/eve |
MkVenner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 22:55:00 -
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my bio's just got "To live is to suffer, but to survive? Well thats to find the meaning in the suffering." and a few other random quotes...btw ill give 10isk to who eva can tell me where that comes from...i bet no one will knoe
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"To live is to suffer, but to survive? Well, that's to find the meaning in the suffering."
"Forgive me father for I have sinned, and now get ready to forgive me again." |
Athule Snanm
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Posted - 2004.03.16 22:56:00 -
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I prefer a bio that harmonises with the ideals of God:
Society does not want free men. Democracy? Yes! The Rule of Law? Yes! But free men? No. All society wants is conditioned men, men who will march in step.
Ten Millenia of revelation and development has allowed mankind to create machines of steel in which to take his dreams into the stars, but still his heart is buried in the bloody clod of sordid history. Join with me and march in step with the rhythm of Empire and put aside the last manacles of mortality.
Not the Corporation, not the State Bureaucracy, not Concord, and not Satan; happiness lies in the total denial of one's human identity, in people consciously waiving their personal tastes, beliefs, judgments, in their free depersonalisation, in their ability to make sacrifices, to identify themselves with a higher, superior system, with the masses, the collective, the ideology.
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Doomheim - EVE's only hygiene! |
Entity
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Posted - 2004.03.16 22:56:00 -
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One of the links down there
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
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Posted - 2004.03.16 23:30:00 -
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My bio is a condensed history of my exploits in Eve.
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MrBinary
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Posted - 2004.03.16 23:39:00 -
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Bits and Bytes.
Obviously,
MrBinary
"[ 2004.05.20 20:11:42 ] Hodal Xibur > Die MrBinary" |
Negotiator
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Posted - 2004.03.17 02:25:00 -
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Sara, the epilogue after the last zerg mission in original Starcraft?
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Sara Kerrigan
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Posted - 2004.03.17 02:37:00 -
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Quote:
Sara, the epilogue after the last zerg mission in original Starcraft?
Close; the epilogue after the last zerg mission in BroodWar actually, after Kerrigan had pwned everyone.
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The Kerrigan Chronicles |
Negotiator
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Posted - 2004.03.17 05:05:00 -
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erm yeah thats what i thought...harrr :P
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Estios
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Posted - 2004.03.17 16:37:00 -
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I
have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks,
making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate
ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas, I
manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in
a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can
pilot bicycles up severe incline with unflagging speed, and I cook
Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in
stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly
defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of
ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the
Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I
build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding.
On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of
charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless
bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy
eveningwear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan
mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.
Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force
demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me
fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl
tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby**** and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep
in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with
a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.
The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I
dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off
steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered
the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary
four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed
prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving
competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have
played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken
with Elvis.
So HMV consider Andy Williams and Dean Martin to be "easy listening" do they? Tell that to my mate Dave, he's been deaf for 20 years.
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SKiNNiEH
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Posted - 2004.03.17 16:42:00 -
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Quote:
My bio is a condensed history of my exploits in Eve.
Same here.
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Powder
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Posted - 2004.03.17 16:59:00 -
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Edited by: Powder on 17/03/2004 17:02:13
"I brake for Paris Hilton ****"
its probably not the most creative but at the time it was pretty damn funny
wow word filters catches stuff that isnt even a word now
**** = her home video of sorts i geuss
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Cowboy
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Posted - 2004.03.17 17:08:00 -
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Edited by: Cowboy on 17/03/2004 17:11:17
"To protect the sheep you've gotta to catch the wolf. And it takes a wolf to catch a wolf."
Det. Alonzo Harris, Training Day.
No color in it i'm not 1337 enough
"Come on God. Answer me. For years I am asking you why. Why are
the innocent dead and the guilty alive? Where is justice? Where is
punishment? Or have you already answered? Have you already said to the
world, here is justice, here is punishment, here..............in me"
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Skarsnik
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Posted - 2004.03.17 17:48:00 -
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The answer to????
The ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.
But what is the ultimate question?
I think I know it:
The question was 'What is 6 multiplied by 9' the humans messed it up again..
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Dash Ripcock
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Posted - 2004.03.17 21:59:00 -
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Edited by: Dash Ripcock on 17/03/2004 22:02:27
Here''s mine:
A rather small boy at birth, Dash soon grew up to be everything his father had wanted him to be: a pimp. Before long he had dirty *****es hanging off every arm, and his neighbourhood had every STD going. During one occasion whereupon he provided the US president with a skanking old mama, he was exposed by the press as a manipulative disease-spreader (quite true at the time), and was subsequently sentenced to cryogenic re-habilitation.
He was awoken 500 years later to find himself both mild-mannered and rather attractive. It was then that he found that his cryo-tube had been mistaken for a frozen pizza and taken through the Eve-gate, only for him to be awoken when the crew grew hungry. Obviously annoyed at this absence of a Pepperoni-topped Italian snack, the crew chased him off the ship and into an emergency life-pod, through which Dash made his escape out into the great unknown.
His adventures didn't last long however, and soon enough he was rummaging through alleyway bins looking for stuff to eat, as well as pimp. During one bin-raiding session, he was caught by resident Dark Wheel CEO DFrag, whom administered a quick but sizeable beating. DFrag was done within 5-10 minutes, and briskly carried on his merry way to the shops, during which time he began to have second thoughts. Giving people a good hiding is fun, but wedgies are only fully appreciated if you can terrorise them afterwards with the threat of another. Returning, he found Dash back in his bin, but rather than place his boxer shorts around his forehead one more time, he made him join Dark Wheel.
Dash still works under DFrag, and still lives in mortal terror that one day DFrag will follow through with his threat, so until that day eventually arrives (which it surely will) Dash works hard mining, fighting and hauling, as well as the odd spot of pimping.
It''s all true I am afraid...
Battle Angels Inc - The Movie
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Xhanserbal
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Posted - 2004.03.17 22:18:00 -
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Edited by: Xhanserbal on 17/03/2004 22:22:57
Heres mine
started life as a single celled organism floating around in a fat kids eye ball. After casuing him months of irritation he applied eye wash and tried to clean me out. Luckly for me the eye washed caused my cell to multiply rapidly to the point his eye socket could no longer hold my mass. Popping me across the room into his tropical fish tank, where i soon found my host.
Within the few weeks my host died, and together we were flushed down the toilet and ejected into the sewer system. In the debris and pollution of the sewer I gradually evoled, a pair of stumps which i then learnt to use to drag myself around with.
While adventuring the dark tunnels of the sewer system i manage to find myself a nice little patch. Had a couple of friends with me at this time, i think a rat and a lizard type creature. Together we lived happily for a few months until i fed to heavily of lizzy the lizard. On noticing that she was starting to weaken, ronny the rat took his chances and finished her up. Unfortunatly for him me along with it.
I did try to snack less heavily on ronny but midnight munches took there tole and to no surprise ronny was no more. All this eating had of cause taken its tole on my figure. I was now starting to resemble a tomato, although unflattering it soon presented its advantages.
One night while resting in the moon light of a open drain. A balding man passed by, noticing my reddish glow decided that i would make a ideal addition to his lunch box. It wasn't long before i found a new host, and to this day my present form.
From the outside i may look like a balding **** with a aged face. But on the inside i'm a pulsing network of goo, making this good for nothing bag of bones earn enough isk so i can drain his stomach of food, without losing my meal ticket.
My plans for the feature are to find a new host, possible a female as i hear they have a vacant penthouse with a wonderful view of the mountains below.
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Xhanserbal
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Posted - 2004.03.17 22:23:00 -
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here part 2 of my bio
In 7 months i'm amazed i've got a 2 part biography. Only difference now been me and becks is i live in this guys balls, rather than kicking them. Which is what i should be doing. Last few weeks i've been working this guy, trying to achieve my goal in life of the penthouse and view. Had this smashing host lined up, the view made everest look like ironing board. Only problem was the penthouse was not as empty as it looked.
Having spent a 3rd world debt on drinks, I finally thought I was on my way. After a few weeks of watching EVETV I'd manage to increase his vocabulary from the odd grunt to 5-6 minute conversation. It seems that this was a wasted effort after noticing that opening his wallet had the needed effect. Talk about flies around ****. Anyway it was going swimmingly and eventually she was struggling to walk, I saw this as a sign it was time to make my move. Being fair to the chap I thought I would have to get him to drug her to get a chance for my plan to work. But after what seemed like 2 or 3 jugs of the strong stuff i was well on the way.
We made our way to the appartment and settled down, i made him set the mood. Dimmed the lights and frantically searched his holoreel collection for something for the situation. First hurdle of the night, Simple Red was the best I could find. I didn't have time to mess about I had a feeling that I had a very small opening for this plan to work. Roughly about 5 minutes but looking at the state he was in I figured 2 might be a push. Rushing through his body i gathered my self up in his nuts. It was a bloody tight fit but she seemed pleased with the results.
Bingo the bald **** had done it! after a few balads, and a scratched version of fairground, she surrendered and headed to the bedroom. It seems I no longer had to control his brain as I managed to do all the required actions. I figured it was a automatic function based on nerves rather than brain power. I was not fair off on the timing, for what seemed a life time to him was actually one and half minutes for me and her. I screamed "Hello Nurse" as I shot through his tubing, eyes closed at the impending pleasure of a the view that awaited me.
To my horror I find myself skidding across his matress, at a unbelievable speed. At first I could not understand what had happened, then the truth hit me like a sledge hammer. He'd missed the target no once but during the whole bloody thing, I'd got myself a matress jockey. I pulled myself to my stumps and crawled rapidly towards my prey. I was to slow, she had noticed his skills with the matress also. I had to think fast, He needed to be punished but I needed my host. I was like killing two birds with one stone.
Reentry was painful and the doctor says it will clear up in two to three weeks. Farm giles he calls it, half my arse i call it. Well what you expect I'm back in the bald idiot. To make matters worse we paid for that nights mistake, she charged by the hour, and when he woke up she'd left with his mother in laws car and his wallet....
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Xhanserbal
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Posted - 2004.03.20 19:46:00 -
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Thought there would have been more people with bio's
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2004.03.20 19:52:00 -
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KILL! MAIM! BURN!
I know, it's lame ..
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2004.03.20 19:55:00 -
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KILL! MAIM! BURN!
I know, it's lame ..
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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csebal
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Posted - 2004.03.20 20:22:00 -
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A single line describing me 100%:
Miner by heart.
I'm thinking about modifying it as follows:
I'm a carebear and i'm proud of it.
;)
btw: does it matter?
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This post is nothing more than my personal opinion. It does not represent the official standpoint of Fountain Alliance, or the HUN Corporation in any way.
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Perdita X
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Posted - 2004.03.20 21:43:00 -
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Quote:
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But what is the ultimate question?
The question was ''What is 6 multiplied by 9'' the humans messed it up again..
Actually, that works in base 13.
I should mention though that Douglas Adams has been quoted as saying "You just don't write jokes in base 13!"
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Jim Hawkins
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Posted - 2004.03.20 21:58:00 -
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Mine reads...
"For thirty years," he said, "I've sailed the seas, and seen good and bad, better and worse, fair weather and foul, provisions running out, knives going, and what not. Well, now I tell you, I never seen good come o' goodness yet. Him as strikes first is my fancy; dead men don't bite; them's my views - amen, so be it."
It's a passage from Robert Louis Stevenson's 'Treasure Island' and seems somewhat appropriate to EVE. The words are spoken by the dastardly pirate Israel Hands to Jim Hawkins. Jim eventually dispatches Mr Hands with the help of a pair of pistols.
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2004.03.20 21:58:00 -
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My bio (Actually a fairly good description of the real-life me. Don't ask.) :
Quote:
Scorpyn is very different from most people. He sometimes talks in a very strange way, making it almost impossible for his friends to understand him, and many times they have (mostly jokingly) told him to stay off the drugs. The reason for his weirdness is however NOT drugs - it's basically that his brain is sometimes so focused that some braincells basically melt or takes a rest and refuses to talk to the other braincells for a while (or else they would also melt).
Luckily, his braincells regenerate fairly quickly - if not, he'd be incapable of even speaking years ago. This melting has a very negative effect on his memory, although his ability to analyze things greatly increases. He does, however, have a tendency to forget the results of his analyzing.
Of course, he frequently gets some crazy ideas. A very good example of his craziness can be seen in New Caldari, where he placed a bunch of ibises together somewhere in mid-space. It is rumored that he filled their cargoholds with megacyte, but that is most likely a lie.
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Judicator
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Posted - 2004.03.23 18:00:00 -
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Mostly harmless.
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Assem al'Mon
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Posted - 2004.03.23 20:03:00 -
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Born a slave, lived a slave, died a slave..... cloned a slave, living again as a slave... :(
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Deadflip2
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Posted - 2004.03.23 20:25:00 -
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i remade mine with color =D!!!!! just look urself, its really cool
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"this song reminds me of the girl i met on a schooltrip, she was really nice, and she really liked me.
I forgot to ask her her phone number" - Nelix trist
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.23 23:25:00 -
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Underestimated
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Soren
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Posted - 2004.03.23 23:27:00 -
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Edited by: Soren on 23/03/2004 23:30:11
Post box doesn't like my like in-game does, can't show you >_<
** check in game :P **
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.23 23:43:00 -
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Sweet bio, Soren.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2004.03.24 00:19:00 -
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I've a quotation of the apocalypse verses (Amarr Scriptures) in me Bio.
Was kind of fitting.
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Xelios
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Posted - 2004.03.24 03:21:00 -
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Check mine out ingame if you want to see it, still a work in progress though.
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Einheriar Ulrich
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Posted - 2004.03.24 04:33:00 -
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Mine goes like this
If your a slaver and you read this, your allready dead !
By the way i make the best Pasta sauce around 8)
****Proud Curse Alliance member****
Councill representative.
So Say I. Einheriar Ulrich of the Bloodline of Einheriar.
****Minion Of VOTF****
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.03.24 06:08:00 -
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Due to a number of requests (from my alts) here's mine. Oh and thanks to Gan Ning for writing it:
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a Gal guy.
You know it's kind of hard just to stay alive today
Our noobie isn't cool but he thinks so anyway.
He may not have a Ares, and he may not have Isk,
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in his Trist.
He needs to pick a fight, and loosers wont suffice,
He couldnt find Iceblok so he challenged Mr Nice.
Now cruising in his Thorax he sees homies as he pass,
But if he looks twice they're gonna kick his noobie ass!
So don't debate, he likes to mass-debate.
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
Gotta mine the field, and strip it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't gank, you're gonna die by Tank,
At least you'll know you can always rely on Concords Rank.
The world needs Gal noobies,
So hey! hey! do that brand new thing.
Now he's getting a BS, yeah, he's gettin' it done.
He asked for a "Megathron" but they made a "Omen" son
CONCORD say he's trying too hard and he's not quite neat,
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the UBER l33t!
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a Gal guy.
So don't debate, he likes to mass-debate.
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
Gotta mine the field, and strip it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't gank, you're gonna die by Tank,
At least you'll know you can always blame your his alt fake.
The world needs Gal noobies,
The world loves Gal noobies,
So lets get somemore Gal noobies
hey! hey! do that brand new thing.
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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jason hill
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Posted - 2004.03.24 11:38:00 -
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tbh i got my missus to write mine (cos she was doing hers at the time) but i cant remember what it says ( probably something nasty knowing my missus ) so if your that intersted in readingn it then check it out in game .
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TGIF
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Posted - 2004.03.24 11:51:00 -
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Mine has a killcount so i can remind myself how l33t i am.
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