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Hermosa Diosas
The-Secret-Service Retribution.
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Posted - 2007.12.26 00:20:00 -
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Well seeing its xmas so lets have som well needed lightheartedness.
Post your most funny quotes seen on eve forums or even chats
Quote: If you deaf how the hell are you able to type!
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Admiral Pelleon
Caldari White Shadow Imperium Burning Horizons
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Posted - 2007.12.26 00:22:00 -
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Originally by: Hermosa Diosas Well seeing its xmas so lets have som well needed lightheartedness.
Post your most funny quotes seen on eve forums or even chats
Quote: If you deaf how the hell are you able to type!
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RigelKentaurus
Flying Tartiflette Caldari Deep Space Industral
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Posted - 2007.12.26 00:29:00 -
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http://omgrawr.net/ _________
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Hannobaal
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.26 00:43:00 -
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Comojo > bb in 10 mins, dong needs walking Carenthor Loon > did you misspell dog or ****ing?
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Kharadran Sullath
Caldari Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2007.12.26 00:54:00 -
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Originally by: Hermosa Diosas Well seeing its xmas so lets have som well needed lightheartedness.
Post your most funny quotes seen on eve forums or even chats
Quote: If you deaf how the hell are you able to type!
See sig.
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Originally by: Graveyard Tan I call bull**** and troll. If you are deaf, how are you even able to read this or type replies?
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midge Mo'yb
R.U.S.T. Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.26 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: Hannobaal Comojo > bb in 10 mins, dong needs walking Carenthor Loon > did you misspell dog or ****ing?
WIN -----------------------------------------------
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Justin Marr
Macabre Votum Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.12.26 01:27:00 -
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Aneis > Trivia of the day: you can type Astarte one-handed Katar Ruel > ahh Justin Marr > astarte...I don't wanna know why you even had to do that. :\ Evod > i think he <i>reallllly</i> likes the Astarte if hes trying to type in one handed Justin Marr > rofl Aneis > I knew someone was gonna say that. Evod > well you made it easy Aneis > : ( Aneis > I did Regards, JM Ignorance is Curable, Stupidity is Forever. R.I.P EVSC
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h3ktik
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.12.26 01:36:00 -
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Maddog Hoek > There was a flash of light and my ship turned into what looks like an egg, Did I level up?
LOLOLOL!
(as found on omgrawr.net)
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Wind Ictiva
Delta Kappa Gamma
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Posted - 2007.12.26 01:49:00 -
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see my sig
posted in cnp
Originally by: Admiral Love
Hmm creating a thread like this is perhaps a little like sitting naked with bleeding balls in a pool of piranhas. I Won't do it again - most of you guys are pretty nasty. |
Dron Yenko
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.12.26 01:49:00 -
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Originally by: h3ktik Maddog Hoek > There was a flash of light and my ship turned into what looks like an egg, Did I level up?
LOLOLOL!
(as found on omgrawr.net)
WIN
Originally by: Niklo Game to become is more and more similar to prison for not aggressive people.
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Anubis Xian
Vertigo One
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Posted - 2007.12.26 01:54:00 -
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My sig
Originally by: CCP Oveur The client handles no logic, it is simply a dumb terminal.
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Dubious Drewski
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Posted - 2007.12.26 02:15:00 -
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My old sig. "A Drake is normally primaried last". Who the hell says that?
It's like saying "A Drake is normally shot first last"
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Dubious Drewski
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Posted - 2007.12.26 02:16:00 -
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Oh, by the way, for non-Eve quotable quotes and game/internet conversations, make sure you visit Bash.org. Hilarious stuff!
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Izix Civire
Caldari Eyes of Ouroboros
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Posted - 2007.12.26 02:36:00 -
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Edited by: Izix Civire on 26/12/2007 02:37:49 Edited by: Izix Civire on 26/12/2007 02:37:13 Here's one from a long time buddy of mine.
Also, anyone know why my portrait on the forums hasn't updated since I changed it?
bundy boy > hang on the phone to my girl Atuin > kk Atuin > say hello for me :) Atuin > better yet - get her to play eve Atuin > you can pay for it bundy bundy boy > she say hi and she hates the the fact that eve is my other women Atuin > LOL bundy boy > at least she knows where i am Atuin > your eve gaming time hits your relationships wrecking for half of your ***t
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Stein Voorhees
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2007.12.26 02:51:00 -
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Originally by: Hannobaal Comojo > bb in 10 mins, dong needs walking Carenthor Loon > did you misspell dog or ****ing?
Funny and caused me to lose my ship whilst spurting beer out of my nose
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Dr Ming
Mindworks
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Posted - 2007.12.26 03:07:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Zulupark words
(couldn't resist the obvious play)
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SumDum
AirHawk Alliance Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.12.26 03:37:00 -
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Quote: [ 2007.08.24 02:30:59 ] Scius > If you think I am stupid for defending my honor, fine.
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Daphne Oboe
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Posted - 2007.12.26 03:52:00 -
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Quote: That's a Templar, the amarr fighter. It's a combat drone used by carriers.
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Xaen
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.12.26 03:53:00 -
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Originally by: RigelKentaurus http://omgrawr.net/
Terrible bash ripoff? Every attempt to vote something unfunny down is met with "you can't vote that frequently message" Even the first vote I ever made!
Most attempts to vote up are met with the same message. (I read fast, so sue me) Voting and then going back takes me to an entirely new set of quotes instead of actually back.
Fail -- Support fixing the EVE UI | Suggest Jita fixes
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Xaen
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.12.26 03:55:00 -
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Originally by: Scius [ 2007.08.24 02:30:59 ] Scius > If you think I am stupid for defending my honor, fine.
Most epic failure in EVE to date. -- Support fixing the EVE UI | Suggest Jita fixes
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Atomos Darksun
Damage Incorporated.
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Posted - 2007.12.26 07:14:00 -
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"I ejected and my ship exploded" "I tried to salvage a minmatar wreck for 10 minutes until he started shooting me"
There was another one, but I can't think of it now... -----
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Hannobaal
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.26 07:21:00 -
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I guess only mildly amusing, but I like it:
Sovy Kurosei > I have a problem. Dark Shikari > \o Dark Shikari > yeah? Sovy Kurosei > I'm Amarr specced. Sovy Kurosei > o/ Dark Shikari > LOL Dark Shikari > yeah that's a problem Sovy Kurosei > Yeah, it is.
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Dirk Magnum
FinFleet Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.12.26 07:26:00 -
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I am so glad nobody screenshot'd my drunken ranting in Madirmilire the night before I left for Fanfest.
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Don ZOLA
Caldari Omniscient Order
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Posted - 2007.12.26 09:01:00 -
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Originally by: RigelKentaurus http://omgrawr.net/
signed. :)
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Lee Thrace
Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.12.26 09:42:00 -
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[09:13:28] bloodyeverything > damn i wish i was in an ibis [09:13:54] Max Tesla > what si the full name of the "ibis" i cant find it on market
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Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.12.26 09:46:00 -
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Edited by: Arekhon on 26/12/2007 09:46:38 from one of the eve magazine issues
guy1: brb I need to walk my dong guy2: did you misspell dog or w-a-n-k?
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Riethe
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Posted - 2007.12.26 09:49:00 -
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Originally by: Arekhon Edited by: Arekhon on 26/12/2007 09:46:38 from one of the eve magazine issues
guy1: brb I need to walk my dong guy2: did you misspell dog or w-a-n-k?
This is hilarious, because I've never seen it before.
What an incredible find.
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7shining7one7
Quafe Paladins
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Posted - 2007.12.26 10:20:00 -
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Originally by: Dubious Drewski My old sig. "A Drake is normally primaried last". Who the hell says that?
It's like saying "A Drake is normally shot first last"
huh.. you do know what calling someone primary means right?
if this has been in your sig for more than a few months it most certainly deserves to be nominated in this thread
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Riethe
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Posted - 2007.12.26 10:57:00 -
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Originally by: 7shining7one7
Originally by: Dubious Drewski My old sig. "A Drake is normally primaried last". Who the hell says that?
It's like saying "A Drake is normally shot first last"
huh.. you do know what calling someone primary means right?
if this has been in your sig for more than a few months it most certainly deserves to be nominated in this thread
If you're supposed to call a drake primary "last," it doesn't make any sense.
If there is only one enemy ship left, calling it primary is redundant, because it's the only thing you can attack anyway.
It should have been worded, "A drake is never the primary target," or "A drake is the last target." Or some such like that.
That's what he's saying.
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Ebodhisatva
Gallente hunter killers
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Posted - 2007.12.26 11:21:00 -
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sig
Originally by: Dreznengul Only 4 motherships? really? Get with the times, 4 MS and a Titan camping |
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HippoKing
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.26 11:41:00 -
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Edited by: HippoKing on 26/12/2007 11:40:56
Originally by: CCP T20 TIS MINE, BIATCHES
This is the one that caused me to lose all faith that humans couldn't be quite that stupid.
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Doctor Fruitloop
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Posted - 2007.12.26 11:43:00 -
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My sig, I once said "okay just getting the assault frog out" and "just un****ing the thorax".
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny BELIEVE IT!!!
If you utter that...phrase...again, I swear to god I'll hunt you down and pod you
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Afturmath
Ihatalo Navy
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Posted - 2007.12.26 11:58:00 -
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CYVOK > All you station jockeys better get out there and start killing these idiots
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Karrade Krise
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Posted - 2007.12.26 12:33:00 -
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Edited by: Karrade Krise on 26/12/2007 12:35:11 Azuse > lowsec, n. 1. easy access to replacment mods 2. easy access to silly haullers
HairyButter > my ex girlfriend liked it in the alt
Originally by: Tek'a Rain: are the ships casting shadows on the station? Originally by: Irish Whiskey then we will smartbomb in the shade
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Bish Ounen
Gallente Omni-Core Freedom Fighters Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2007.12.26 15:06:00 -
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Quote: Omlyn > a WW2 ace was invited to a class to talk Omlyn > he was describing a dogfight Omlyn > he said "...and the f*ckers were coming directly out of the sun" Omlyn > the class all laughs Omlyn > the teacher said " class class, a Fokker is a german airplane Omlyn > so the ww2 guy resumes Omlyn > "and as I was saying the f*ckers in their messerschmidts were coming out of the sun..."
from omgrawr.net
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vache
THE IRIS
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Posted - 2007.12.26 15:13:00 -
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Wonko > do hardeners have to be put anywhere specific? or can i just group them all togther somewhere Daytrader > yea Daytrader > They must be aligned with the planet and the moon. Wonko > huh? Daytrader > they have to be inline with the moon and the planet the moon orbits Wonko > your kidding right? Daytrader > no otherwise they only work at 1/4 strength. Wonko > wtf Wonko > are you serious? cause im about to set it Daytrader > I know... some stupid CCP thing, but I think there are notes in the POS thread about it. Daytrader > your gonna want one of your guys to warp to the planet then warp back so you can line it up right. Daytrader > Took Dhan and I about 4 hours to get it right. Wonko > so if i warp to the planet and then back to the moon it will be in line? Daytrader > Yea should be Wonko > ok Wonko > what a pain in the ass Wonko > so other than in line, i can put them in 1 big group? Daytrader > Yea Wonko > ok M0RPH > Don't forget to do the hokey-pokey Wonko > right leg in? M0RPH > right leg out Wonko > hmm, i wonder what the story behind inline with the planet and moon is Wonko > magnetic feilds or something Eden Maurgen > Possibly... that or someonebeing an ass.
**Other Channel** M0RPH > lol M0RPH > sad thing is he really believes you Daytrader > Yup M0RPH > i hope he isn't really doing the hokey pokey vache > hahahahaahahahahahahahahaah vache > magnetic fields
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SpaceSavage
Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.12.26 16:22:00 -
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Oh god ive seen tonnes.
This was a quote from TS. "brb my dogs stomach is in structure"
Err another one which made me laugh (and is true..) "its not rape, its surprise sex"
Another one "afk, been on holiday for 2 weeks and forgot to feed the cat"
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Dahak2150
Chaos Monkeys
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Posted - 2007.12.26 16:31:00 -
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Quite fond of my sig.
Also like the one from OMGRawr that goes something along the lines of...
Dude > My **** is so big if I put it on the keyboard it goes from A to Z. Dude > ....wait ****. ----------------
Originally by: "Cyberus" cause its has no sence anyway your brains is simply wont accept that anyway.
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Etrias Jhozah
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Posted - 2007.12.26 16:52:00 -
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From omgrawr.net:
Jadrut > buggering ****oo Nicodiemus > .. Nicodiemus > /emote looks at Jadrut from behind the bar. Nicodiemus > You what? Jadrut > swearing at my ship Nicodiemus > That wasn't very good swearing. Jadrut > well it isnt a very good ship Nicodiemus > Fair enough.
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Drizit
Amarr Lonely out here Black Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.26 17:47:00 -
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Originally by: Dahak2150 Dude > My **** is so big if I put it on the keyboard it goes from A to Z. Dude > ....wait ****.
A re-worded classic from the TV series "9 to 5" but still good.
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.26 17:56:00 -
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<kosh> I asked my assistant to spec a box <kosh> with dual Iterons. <kosh> I meant to write opterons :( <Evangel> lol <golgy> hahahhaha <golgy> kosh: did he come back with <golgy> "3 local hull expanders"? <golgy> ;)
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Sharupak
Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2007.12.26 18:26:00 -
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One of our many alcoholic corp heads was fat fingering orders to a couple of stragglers on a pvp op to "get their asses moving or I swear to god I will kick you out of the corp" he then goes on about being blasted and sick at the same time. The stragglers warp in and let our corp head they are in system and mustered up. He says...
"its about ****in time, 5 more min***********************************************************************************"
Everyone in chat was trying to talk to him with no response. After about an hour later he is back in chat asking where everyone was. Apparently, he passed out on his keyboard.
_______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude. |
Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2007.12.26 19:50:00 -
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Do Fanfest quotes count? Because:
Torfi F Olafsson: "Yes"
(It's in the last five minutes of this)
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Alz Shado
Ever Flow Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.12.26 20:40:00 -
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Originally by: Skyflyer Hi Guys
I have some Question: I had a navy raven few weeks ago and did every single lvl 4 mission on my own. Now i sold and the question is can i do the same with a normal raven with a setup from my old CNR?Except i have only 6 launcher then 7 but i s this the only diffrenceQuestion
Originally by: Puupuu dude... your face...
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Rhys Onasi
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Posted - 2007.12.26 21:08:00 -
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Rajhan > Evemon is that the Jamacian release?
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Janu Hull
Caldari Terra Incognita Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.12.26 21:16:00 -
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"The Minmatar titan is 800 thousand parts flying in close formation."
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Damarkin
Mortis Angelus The Church.
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Posted - 2007.12.26 21:27:00 -
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Long time ago, and the only convo i ever saved. My myself laugh with this one.
Damarkin > fast afk Damarkin > back RichardBlack > !! that was speedy RichardBlack > afk even faster than damarkin!!!!! Damarkin > just walked 20 feet for a new drinkie Damarkin > never! Damarkin > tic toc Damarkin > failed RichardBlack > bk RichardBlack > damnit RichardBlack > w/e i kicked you ass in speed RichardBlack > 1 min 3 secs RichardBlack > u were clearly 1 min 5 seconds :P Thundertmf > i sat cloaked at a gate on watch once i had to take a dump so bad by the time i got relieved i crapped at the speed of light, was the fastest dump i ever took, it was one of them "BLOOP" ones El Mauru > you sir, are scary:-P Damarkin > got a killmail from the toilet eh
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Dichotomy Total Comfort
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Posted - 2007.12.26 21:36:00 -
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(Regarding Kruul's Pleasure Gardens in the Damsel in Distress mission)
Originally by: Sahaquiel Faust "Any brothel that explodes that catastrophically cannot possibly be up to code"
----- The views expressed in these posts, while inarguably correct, are not neccessarily the views of my corporation or alliance.
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Jiggs Casey
Minmatar Asguard Security Service Angels Of Discord
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Posted - 2007.12.26 21:39:00 -
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Although it has nothing to do with Eve, my current favorite quote is from one of our corpmates trying to explain that the BigMac he was eating had too much sauce.
"Ardem > I dunno, it's like a McBukkake."
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bRock 91
Master Miners
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Posted - 2007.12.26 21:39:00 -
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Originally by: Hannobaal Comojo > bb in 10 mins, dong needs walking Carenthor Loon > did you misspell dog or ****ing?
this one is GREAT!!
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Hermosa Diosas
The-Secret-Service Retribution.
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Posted - 2007.12.27 01:50:00 -
[51]
some class ones here - made me chuckle
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Militis Kolosok
Caldari Praetorian BlackGuard
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Posted - 2007.12.27 01:52:00 -
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Originally by: RigelKentaurus http://omgrawr.net/
Wow, this is like www.bash.org except for EVE! Sweet :D
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Snipe Ranger
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Posted - 2007.12.27 01:58:00 -
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Originally by: h3ktik Maddog Hoek > There was a flash of light and my ship turned into what looks like an egg, Did I level up?
LOLOLOL!
(as found on omgrawr.net)
Winz all of EvE (and wow).
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Kylegar
Caldari Shadow Of The Light
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Posted - 2007.12.27 02:36:00 -
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Darth Decon> what race is the amarr titan?
DD, if your reading this..sorry, it was hilarious man --
Originally by: CCP Ginger No sex changes.
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Sicil Fioet
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.12.27 04:37:00 -
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Originally by: vache Wonko > do hardeners have to be put anywhere specific? or can i just group them all togther somewhere Daytrader > yea Daytrader > They must be aligned with the planet and the moon. Wonko > huh? Daytrader > they have to be inline with the moon and the planet the moon orbits Wonko > your kidding right? Daytrader > no otherwise they only work at 1/4 strength. Wonko > wtf Wonko > are you serious? cause im about to set it Daytrader > I know... some stupid CCP thing, but I think there are notes in the POS thread about it. Daytrader > your gonna want one of your guys to warp to the planet then warp back so you can line it up right. Daytrader > Took Dhan and I about 4 hours to get it right. Wonko > so if i warp to the planet and then back to the moon it will be in line?
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Brukhai Khan
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.12.27 04:59:00 -
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sig
Originally by: HippoKing eve?
oh, the game that comes with the forum subscription
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Sharupak
Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2007.12.27 05:27:00 -
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Originally by: SpaceSavage Oh god ive seen tonnes.
This was a quote from TS. "brb my dogs stomach is in structure"
Err another one which made me laugh (and is true..) "its not rape, its surprise sex"
Another one "afk, been on holiday for 2 weeks and forgot to feed the cat"
Suprise sex
Thanks, that one got me slapped by mrs sharupak! _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude. |
Quix Unar
EveCorp United Intergalactic Nations
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Posted - 2007.12.27 05:43:00 -
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player? > *long random series of letters* player? > sorry that was my cat rasta we > sure that's what they all say ser'aina > did he just have an orgasm? player? > no and he is a she rasta we > boys don't have orgasms
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2007.12.27 05:54:00 -
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I don't remember this quote... but I found it in a corpmates bio... damn drunken eve playing. (got a lot more, but... not at home )
Random local> how do i find gas clouds? techzer0> eat a lot of protein ____________________ Hi. I'm not an alt :) |
NightF0x
Gallente Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.12.27 07:06:00 -
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Quote: SirMolle 2007.02.14 16:13:00 This is week 1. We have more and more enemies coming each day, more and more targets jumping on the bandwagon each day... And guess what? You're all dead. You just dont know it yet. Start moving your stuff from your stations, they wont be yours for much longer. Start looking for new space to occupy, it wont be yours much longer.
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DroneBay Diva
The Fated Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.12.27 08:46:00 -
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Edited by: DroneBay Diva on 27/12/2007 08:47:13 Syringe > the funny part is that you actually think I give a sh*t about anything other than what I'm talking about
Ganthrithor > is it still eve if noones' yelling about people being f*cking reta*ds? _____________________________________________________________________________
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Great Artista
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.12.27 10:01:00 -
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Gotta be the
"Dude, your face...."
That topic is a legend. _______
Do yuo liek stabbers? ◕◡◕
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Obidom Jax
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Posted - 2007.12.27 11:31:00 -
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Originally by: Graveyard Tan -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I call bull**** and troll. If you are deaf, how are you even able to read this or type replies?
hehe i remember him replying this to me, and then the devs found it and *snip*
least someone managed to make the sig for it work, and long may it live in immortality :)
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DeadDuck
Amarr Amarr Border Defense Consortium Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.27 11:57:00 -
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For me the best, was from a local chat. Dont remember the right words, but were something like this :
Player One: Dude I just bought that ship. Player Two: I just bought that ammo and you dont see me complaining.
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Stakhanov
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2007.12.27 12:05:00 -
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Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Tek'a Rain: are the ships casting shadows on the station? Originally by: Irish Whiskey then we will smartbomb in the shade
Win
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the member
Minmatar Republic University
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Posted - 2007.12.27 12:27:00 -
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Originally by: Stitcher Hold on, I think it's trying to communicate.....
Bar wheep grada, wheep ninibong?
Quote: "You're obviously from France." -- Intel CEO Paul Ottelini
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Ralle030583
Gallente Mystic Lion Hearts Sev3rance
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Posted - 2007.12.27 13:46:00 -
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Edited by: Ralle030583 on 27/12/2007 13:46:19 see at my sig^^ You need a free Killboard? check: http:\\www.eve-kill.net
Originally by: CCP Sharkbait i have untrashed this bug report and i will take car |
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