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Web Designer, CCP Games

>> I can design HTML 1.0
>> Sometimes I watch **** at work
>> I do not speak English and only Icelandic
>> Sometimes I catch myself masturbating to spreadsheets

Failure | Esoteric | Solo

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Game Designer, CCP Games

>> I worked on a failing console shooter and vampire game for 3 years instead of touching EVE
>> Giving gamers dry point-and-click grind fulfills me
>> 'Sovereignty mechanics are fine' is my creed
>> I catch myself mining at work because it is addictive
>> Researching how other companies get awards for game-design is a puzzle I'm working on
>> I once saw that movie about a boy in a wheelchair who could not walk and dreamt of legs and I thought 'Just like ships in EVE' so I just made walking in stations happen and said it's my excuse for not having done anything for many years and I'm sure it makes someome happy but no one understands me and I now have to cut my wrists at night, which is good because I can use that knowledge in the vampire game I work on mostly.

Shatner | Borked | Group

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Game Master, CCP Games

>> Our logs show nothing
>> This template is not a template
>> There is a cawket in my pawket
>> Sometimes I try new bots and ban myself

Copy | Paste | Rapvideos

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Graphics Artist, CCP Games

>> 5 years ago I designed a ship if I remember correctly. I had a blast
>> I veto'd returning engine-trails as that takes time away from browsing imgur and Facebook
>> The new cyno effect should get me an award
>> I come up with new designs by spinning ships real fast until they blur into new shapes
>> Space is cold and empty. Empty is the important part here

Art | Behindertenwerkstatt | Solo

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Programmer, CCP Games

>> I tried fixing lag for 5 years, then just gave up and implemented an obvious solution
>> Specializing in writing many expandable context menus resembling the Windows start bar really got me into this job
>> I feel others are lying when they say there is lag because "ping 127.0.0.1" clearly shows it's fine
>> Trolling serious complaints about the performance or supposed bugs of EVE on the forums takes up a lot of time

:smug: | Wizard | Solo

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PR Manager, CCP Games

>> I make sure every EVE player sees EVE advertisements on other unrelated websites but non-players don't
>> That contest we ran just took us 1 year to send out rewards to the winners. High five! o/\o
>> Advertising bug fixes from patch notes as features is great for newsletters
>> That one time I tried to introduce a CSM to change the company image of being cheaters in their own game, ignorant towards the community and full of false promises but it kind of didn't work so I said we need a better website with profiles like these
>> I like to write a lot without saying anything of merit. Paid by words, ya know?

Failure | Shatner | Solo

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Community Manager, CCP Games

>> I pick one of those and unleash them onto good threads: Thread lacks content. / Do not discuss other games. / Do not discuss moderation.
>> 80% of my statements are trolling remarks - the other 20% the statements found above
>> Sometimes I pretend to be nice but actually I just give a ****
>> Realizing how great it is to post announcements by someone who has no social skills makes me sad but then I do it anyways just for the irony of it
>> Easiest job ever, as damage control is impossible in this community to begin with so I can just slide along the avalance

Nyanners | Threadlock | Group

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Shiptoasters

>> I make threads.
>> You like them.

Social | Wombrat | Group