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Hambonie
True Grit Logistics Preatoriani
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Posted - 2012.02.08 00:11:00 -
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As Title says I have extra ISK and looking to invest it send me a mail or post here with your offers |

Famous Nigerian Prince
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
5
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Posted - 2012.02.08 11:48:00 -
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What a wonderful news!
The Royal Family has been looking far and wide for a kind soul who could help us save our family heirloom. This spaceship, the most luxurious spaceship ever built, is currently in possession of the most vile pirates known to the world. And not only that, but all the Royal Assets as well which it was transporting to our safe haven.
We had initially hoped to acquire it back with force, and so we sent a group of mercenaries to take it back. But they failed.
Now we have come to realize that the only way to ever get our family heirloom back, is to accept their terms. They require 5 billion ISK in ransom, of which we are only able to cover 60% at this time.
So we hearby offer you this deal: Loan us 2 billion ISK for 1 month. We use this loan to get back our family heirloom and all the Royal Assets, and once done, we will pay you back double, 4 billion ISK total, using the Royal Assets onboard to cover the 100% interest.
We believe that the good name and reputation of the Royal Family is all the collateral you will need for this small loan. We also have perfect plan in place so you do not need to worry about pirates taking the ransom and not returning our family heirloom.
Famous Nigerian Prince Representative of The Royal Family
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Cyniac
Twilight Star Rangers Black Thorne Alliance
126
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Posted - 2012.02.08 12:46:00 -
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Famous Nigerian Prince wrote: Famous Nigerian Prince Representative of The Royal Family
It's amazing the kind of things that got through the EVE gate before it sealed shut. They should have put better filters on that thing. |

Buruk Utama
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
83
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Posted - 2012.02.08 13:55:00 -
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I can't believe nobody has offered this service yet so I will:
For whatever amount of isk you send to me I shall double it and return it to you. This is a 100% return for your billions making you a richer pilot in the process. Please forward to me or my alts, doesn't matter I shall endeavor to process the order immediately. |

Lyrka Bloodberry
Spybeaver
69
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Posted - 2012.02.08 14:07:00 -
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Buruk Utama wrote:I can't believe nobody has offered this service yet so I will:
For whatever amount of isk you send to me I shall double it and return it to you. This is a 100% return for your billions making you a richer pilot in the process. Please forward to me or my alts, doesn't matter I shall endeavor to process the order immediately.
You blind? Famous Nigerian Prince made exactly the same offer. Only a bit more subtle... Spybeaver |

Buruk Utama
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
83
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Posted - 2012.02.08 14:12:00 -
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Lyrka Bloodberry wrote:Buruk Utama wrote:I can't believe nobody has offered this service yet so I will:
For whatever amount of isk you send to me I shall double it and return it to you. This is a 100% return for your billions making you a richer pilot in the process. Please forward to me or my alts, doesn't matter I shall endeavor to process the order immediately. You blind? Famous Nigerian Prince made exactly the same offer. Only a bit more subtle...
didn't read, I like the direct route over the complexity of too many non-substance sentences. |

Famous Nigerian Prince
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.02.08 14:38:00 -
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We are deeply saddened by the amount of mistrust around here. 
While our good reputation is widely known, it seems that it was too much to expect that every remote planet would've heard about us by now.
While our family heirloom remains on the hands of the most vile pirates, we are unable to offer any other collateral. So if you do not wish to take our offer, we will do our best using whatever means we do have available to hopefully raise enough ISK to finally save our family heirloom.
Famous Nigerian Prince Representative of The Royal Family
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Hambonie
True Grit Logistics Preatoriani
6
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Posted - 2012.02.08 14:52:00 -
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Came here thinking I may have found a good home for my ISK, I lol'ed and left disappointed.
Anyone with a real investment get with me post or mail please. |

malaire
205
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Posted - 2012.02.08 15:32:00 -
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I've been thinking of trying loan/bond one day, so why not now. (I can offer full collateral.)
But then I read you bio and decided I'll stay clear of you.
Back to browsing MD ...
New to EVE? Don't forget to read: The Manual * The Wiki * The Career Options * and everything else |

David Forge
Forge Enterprises
69
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Posted - 2012.02.08 15:43:00 -
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It is surprising that there were no serious offers.  |

malaire
205
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Posted - 2012.02.08 15:47:00 -
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David Forge wrote:It is surprising that there were no serious offers.  I am serious but I don't deal with idiots who thinks pedophilia is something to joke about. 
I'll probably just make my own bond offer soonish - NOT available to idiots like OP.
New to EVE? Don't forget to read: The Manual * The Wiki * The Career Options * and everything else |

Buruk Utama
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
83
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Posted - 2012.02.08 15:47:00 -
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He posted early in the day, its young still.
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Tidurious
The Dirty Rejects Scelus Sceleris.
54
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Posted - 2012.02.08 21:41:00 -
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Mail sent |

cigarellos
Trade Federation Directorate
26
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Posted - 2012.02.09 06:37:00 -
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Hello.
I sent you a mail. |

De Guillaume
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
261
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Posted - 2012.02.09 11:43:00 -
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David Forge wrote:It is surprising that there were no serious offers. 
whats more surprising is he is allowed to have that sought of **** on his bio. there are certain things that should not be a joke |

Kara Roideater
Perkone Caldari State
7
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Posted - 2012.02.09 11:56:00 -
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De Guillaume wrote:David Forge wrote:It is surprising that there were no serious offers.  whats more surprising is he is allowed to have that sought of **** on his bio. there are certain things that should not be a joke
This is eve, where people talk about jewing to get isk, refer to people they don't like as fags and happily bandy around a whole bunch of racial epithets. Using the common 'Show me on the doll where X touched you' meme in a bio doesn't seem like in any worse taste than much of the discourse in eve. Probably the worst sin he is guilty of is using a meme that is old and has been done to death all over these forums.
Edit http://eve-search.com/search/%22show%20me%20on%20the%20doll%22 First appearance on EvE forums was over six years ago. |

malaire
209
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Posted - 2012.02.09 12:02:00 -
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Kara Roideater wrote:This is eve, where people talk about jewing to get isk, refer to people they don't like as fags and happily bandy around a whole bunch of racial epithets. Using the common 'Show me on the doll where X touched you' meme in a bio doesn't seem like in any worse taste than much of the discourse in eve. Probably the worst sin he is guilty of is using a meme that is old and has been done to death all over these forums. But, this being EVE, I can decide to be offended by any/all of that - and react in allmost any way I like. I could ignore him, refuse to do business, hire mercs to kill him, or something else.
Someone could even be offended by that Prince guy, even if that is probably reference to many nigerian scams instead of nigerian people. New to EVE? Don't forget to read: The Manual * The Wiki * The Career Options * and everything else |

Esan Vartesa
Samarkand Financial
165
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Posted - 2012.02.09 19:40:00 -
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Just so you know, it's Zambians who do the Nigerian scams. |

malaire
211
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Posted - 2012.02.09 20:22:00 -
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Esan Vartesa wrote:Just so you know, it's Zambians who do the Nigerian scams. Well I just have to check. It seem that both http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Nigerian_scam and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance_fee_fraud talk about Nigeria as source. No mention of Zambia or Zambians.
But I think this thread is going even more offtopic than before. 
New to EVE? Don't forget to read: The Manual * The Wiki * The Career Options * and everything else |

Ore Mut
Isometric Robot
1
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Posted - 2012.02.09 21:42:00 -
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Sent mail. |
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