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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.01.01 10:34:00 -
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*Sits in his chair at the head of the Misfits Boardroom chewing on a cigar a piece of paper in hand visible to the camera "2008.01.01 10:04
Misfits Enterprises has declared war on Bloodveil.
After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
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Citizens of Amarr, first off allow me to apologize. For far too long I have dragged my Corporation through the mud following that lunatic Revan. This year things are changing. The Amarr empire has been under harassment from her for far too long, with the Sani Sabik Alliance now disolved this it the time to strike. Her constant distractions planetside have left her vunerable and I intend full well to strike without mercy. I'm quite sure I'll have the usual mercenaries at my throat and frankly... bring it on. If you're content to work for someone that abandons her responsibilities to pay debts to run off and play dominatrix with a former member of her order then so be it. Venom Alliance I recommend Ejecting Keerie Jeanmot before you find yourselfs targets to get at him. It's open season on all those that support this usless waste of oxygen. I encourage any corporation or alliance that stands with them to feel free to issue a war declration on Misfits Enterprises. I also encourage any against them to join us in this campaign. Lets remove this nusiance from existance once and for all.
*ashes his cigar and grins*
This Corporation will no longer commit acts of piracy. Allow me once again to extend my fullest apologies and deepest condolances to the families of pilots that have been murdered by our hands. I am making every possible attempt to wash them clean of this mess. This is a first step into a long road of reparations to the Empire and the State.
*stands and looks at the camera*
Revan... you are done
*transmission flickers out and is replaced by the Misfits Logo*
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Heretic Army
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.01 14:42:00 -
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Well, well, well. Looks like Blooders can turn over a new leaf after all - I wholeheartedly support your operation, sir. I hope you give that useless, combat-inept, hopeless old windbag the serial podding she so rightly deserves.
I'm afraid you're way too late to pod the brains out of her, though.
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DeadRow
Naqam
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Posted - 2008.01.01 17:04:00 -
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I'm far from a fan of Raven, but isn't this like kicking someone when they are down?..
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Kailea Shandrasekkar
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.01 17:07:00 -
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 Originally by: DeadRow
I'm far from a fan of Raven, but isn't this like kicking someone when they are down?..
Seems a logical decision. He'll spend less resources, and the probability of success is higher.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.01.01 18:12:00 -
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Outlaw Jenner threatening anyone is a ridiculous joke in all honesty. I suspect this began as a booster-addled practical joke that probably seemed like a good idea at the time. Or maybe it actually has a purpose? If one studies the text a little closer its fairly easy to see that what Outlaw Jenner really wants if for people to hire mercenaries to attack his organization wasting their ISK and achieving nothing much. He knows he cannot present a clear threat himself to a corporate leader who is currently away from space and supported by significant passive investment income regardless, so instead invites attacks onto himself in "payment" for his faux declaration of war.
Its really a kind of begging when all is said and done. Outlaw feels starved of attention and has his hands outstretched on the street-corner pleading for somebody to pay him enough attention through the office of a Concord war declaration. Quite the exhibition when all is said and done and let me just say in closing ... you are going to have to put your hand in your own wallet for once Outlaw and achieve accomplishments in space to gain much notoriety through this kind of stunt. Your past limitations in the art of space combat became rather pitifully evident when it took you six minutes to destroy my armor-tanked Sleipnir with half a dozen corp mates in a blue on blue shooting "gank" that cost you full reimbursement and groveling submission on your knees in payment after the event.
Lady Revan Neferis doesn't need any defense from the likes of you. Seriously. Say what you wish about my beautiful heretic lover but her schemes and plans and sweet insanity always funded itself at the end of the day. Nobody saw Revan with her hands outstretched begging the price of a cup of tea Outlaw. You learned nothing of any class while dogging her heels and tainting her shadow.
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.01.01 18:19:00 -
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Originally by: DeadRow
I'm far from a fan of Raven, but isn't this like kicking someone when they are down?..
Well there's a distinct difference between down and downs syndrome. Rev-o is quite handy capable and I will be sure to treat her like she's "speshal".
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Revan Neferis
Amarr
Bloodveil
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Posted - 2008.01.01 23:15:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 01/01/2008 19:30:06
Outlaw Jenner threatening anyone is a ridiculous joke in all honesty. I suspect this began as a booster-addled practical joke that probably seemed like a good idea at the time. Or maybe it actually has a purpose? If one studies the text a little closer its fairly easy to see that what Outlaw Jenner really wants here:
"please please notice me!"
He would dearly love people to hire mercenaries to attack his organization wasting their ISK and achieving nothing much. He knows he cannot present a clear threat himself to a corporate leader who is currently away from space and supported by significant passive investment income regardless, so instead invites attacks onto himself in "payment" for his faux declaration of war.
Its really a kind of begging when all is said and done. Outlaw feels starved of attention and has his hands outstretched on the street-corner pleading for somebody to pay him enough attention through the office of a Concord war declaration. Quite the exhibition when all is said and done and let me just say in closing ... you are going to have to put your hand in your own wallet for once Outlaw and achieve accomplishments in space to gain much notoriety through this kind of stunt. Your past limitations in the art of space combat became rather pitifully evident when it took you six minutes to destroy my armor-tanked Sleipnir with half a dozen corp mates in a blue on blue shooting "gank" that cost you full reimbursement and groveling submission on your knees in payment after the event.
Lady Revan Neferis doesn't need any defense against the likes of you. Seriously. Say what you wish about my beautiful heretic lover but her schemes and plans and sweet insanity always funded itself at the end of the day. Nobody saw Revan with her hands outstretched begging the price of a cup of tea Outlaw. You learned nothing of any class while dogging her heels and tainting her shadow.
Let the kid play my love like many before him.
The only thing that matters to me now is you my beloved.
Our dinner is ready with candle lights, passion, and so much more.
Love you my adored.
Originally by: ISD BH Eshtir
Ps.: I also know its hard to RP whith a Cyno Jammer.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Heretic Army
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.02 01:22:00 -
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Hey Revan, guess what.
I widdled in your clam chowder.
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Sepherim
Amarr
Ordo Quaesitoris
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Posted - 2008.01.02 02:35:00 -
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Declarin war on Miss Neferis is not enough to repay for your sins. It can be a starting point, but you will need much more than simply declaring war on a pilot who isn't flying to ever get near to redemption.
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Vlad Cetes
Caldari
Elite Storm Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.01.02 02:50:00 -
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Do not "redeem" yourself for anyone's sake. Do what you want, for yourself. Do not repent, instead rain fire upon the innocents, crush those weaker than oneself in an iron fist. Does it not feel good to see them die? To destroy what others have built? To crush their hopes and dreams?
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Darth Revanant
Amarr
1st Praetorian Guard
Vigilia Valeria
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Posted - 2008.01.02 03:16:00 -
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It's a good place to start. I hope you extract all you can from her and her ilk. Out of pure curiosity, will your campaign against her supporters extend to "lover" Jade and all of Star Fraction?
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Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.01.02 09:03:00 -
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Originally by: Revan Neferis
Let the kid play my love like many before him. The only thing that matters to me now is you my beloved. Our dinner is ready with candle lights, passion, and so much more. Love you my adored.
Ah love, you are right, though I can't help wishing the fool would widen his "war" to your closest people. It would give me some pleasure to blow up some of his ships I must admit. I do after all owe him some payback on that score for the 6v1 blue on blue "gank". Still, probably better we just let him bake in impotent rage in the long view. Will be interesting to see the shade of purple his cheeks can turn as a biological case study if nothing else.
See you later beautiful heretic.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.01.02 09:04:00 -
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Originally by: Darth Revanant
It's a good place to start. I hope you extract all you can from her and her ilk. Out of pure curiosity, will your campaign against her supporters extend to "lover" Jade and all of Star Fraction?
We should be so lucky 
"I might not have meant anything by it" |
Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.01.02 09:18:00 -
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Edited by: Outlaw Jenner on 02/01/2008 09:18:09
*yawn*
(double post ftl)
And... I mean Jade... Honestly, the gank you speak of was nothing but an entertaining time for some of us noobs at the time. ISK is no worries and fankly declaring war on this nutcase is long standing, please go back to your hole or maybe complain some more on the external where the vidlink was put. Welcome to New Eden, where I can do what the hell I want, when the hell I want and the likes of you who have your entire group seperate in protest of your sick sorted relationship with said nutcase. If that gank was no big deal to you then why keep bringing it up? This war isn't about you nor attention for me, I get plenty of that on my own. This is becasue I've wasted far too many resources on this wench and am turning face to correct that mistake. You don't like it too bad do something about it
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Revan Neferis
Amarr
Bloodveil
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Posted - 2008.01.02 10:15:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Ah love, you are right, though I can't help wishing the fool would widen his "war" to your closest people. It would give me some pleasure to blow up some of his ships I must admit. I do after all owe him some payback on that score for the 6v1 blue on blue "gank". Still, probably better we just let him bake in impotent rage in the long view. Will be interesting to see the shade of purple his cheeks can turn as a biological case study if nothing else.
See you later beautiful heretic.
* smiles *
Bake in impotent rage , ah my love you always had a way with these frustrated stalker boys around my life.
I'll leave this case to your amusement my adored but I doubt you won't get bored after his next break ya teeth speech * winks *
See you later my enchanting revolutionary, love you lots.
Revan
Originally by: ISD BH Eshtir
Ps.: I also know its hard to RP whith a Cyno Jammer.
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Trip Jenner
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Posted - 2008.01.04 07:34:00 -
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~Strolls in well after the fuss has begun to die for the evening. Walking up to the history logs, a slender chip is inserted into the sleek machine, and a record of each response is taken. When finishedm, he removes the chip, slipping it back into his vest pocket, thereafter slipping out of the area, to take further time to review these responses, on his own, entering into a merry whistle as he goes....~
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
Naughty People
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.01.04 07:51:00 -
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Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
This is a first step into a long road of reparations to the Empire and the State.
What has the State ever done for you that you feel the need to make reparations to it?
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Cyriel Longinus
XERCORE
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Posted - 2008.01.07 05:56:00 -
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Edited by: Cyriel Longinus on 07/01/2008 06:09:28
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
Edited by: Outlaw Jenner on 02/01/2008 09:25:41
Edited by: Outlaw Jenner on 02/01/2008 09:18:09
*yawn*
(double post ftl)
And... I mean Jade... Honestly, the gank you speak of was nothing but an entertaining time for some of us noobs at the time. Much to disapoint your sad sorted imagination, there was no grovelin and not a single isk paid back towards that, well not from our walltet, I believe Rev-o paid that up. Even though she adored the video. Want logs I got logs? ISK is no worries and fankly declaring war on this nutcase is long standing, please go back to your hole or maybe complain some more on the external where the vidlink was put. Welcome to New Eden, where I can do what the hell I want, when the hell I want. The likes of you who have your entire group seperate in protest of your sick sorted relationship with said nutcase can do jack about it. If that gank was no big deal to you then why keep bringing it up? This war isn't about you nor attention for me, I get plenty of that on my own. This is becasue I've wasted far too many resources on this wench and am turning face to correct that mistake. You don't like it too bad do something about it
Ahh ... them sound like fight'n words.
Get'm Jade! 
Post Edit:
On Second though ... nah, spare the cheap ammo ... it was not to be spent so poorly.
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