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Militis Kolosok
Caldari
Praetorian BlackGuard
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Posted - 2008.01.03 06:41:00 -
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Edited by: Militis Kolosok on 03/01/2008 06:45:20
Edited by: Militis Kolosok on 03/01/2008 06:41:20
Some of you may remember this thread from a while ago (it's about how I lost a crow worth triple figures times a million to belt rats): http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=516570
Well, today I got bored and decided to go to low sec in my malediction. Just running around, scanning some belts, bla bla bla. Warp to a belt, see a reaper, engage. The fun part is that I wasn't at a belt, but at a gate. Wasn't aligned anywhere near to anything, so couldn't get out from gate gun fire in time. Yay! In the end, lost a fully t2 fitted malediction with speed rigs. Gained some "what'd you do that for?" in local. A nice fellow named xG3N0CiDEx grabbed me the stuff from my wreck and asked for no cash in return. Don't think I deserved that, but thanks  . Oh well, t'was fun, lol. Worst part of all: I wasn't drunk or high, so it was really THAT bad.
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Thak'ur
THE IRIS
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Posted - 2008.01.03 07:23:00 -
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that's what happens when you bother engaging a ROOKIE ship
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Militis Kolosok
Caldari
Praetorian BlackGuard
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Posted - 2008.01.03 07:25:00 -
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 Originally by: Thak'ur
that's what happens when you bother engaging a ROOKIE ship
I haven't PvPed in forever. Don't really play the game lately... being inactive and just swapping skills. I live in and around Jita ATM doing lvl 4s in Nourvukaiken and some nub market trade.
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Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.01.03 07:27:00 -
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\o/ that sux......
sentry guns are ebil while in an inty...
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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maCH'EttE
Veto.
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Posted - 2008.01.03 11:33:00 -
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My second 'ceptor loss was almost due to the same thing. There was a Hauler warping around system, so I catch up and lock him at a gate, hoping he'll panic and warp to a Planet or something (stranger thangs have happened). Anyway, I angage the MWD and set course to ram him... Wait a sec... That's not the MWD, that's the Warp Disrupter.
Ocrap! 
If I remember right, I then docked up next door to get an Ibis to pickup my loot and was promptly assploded again as I undocked. I then traveled home in a pod, with my tail firmly in between my legs.
Originally by: Devil Hanzo (ISD)
I got pwned! 
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Riho
Northen Breeze
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Posted - 2008.01.03 12:57:00 -
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Originally by: Militis Kolosok
Edited by: Militis Kolosok on 03/01/2008 06:52:00
Some of you may remember this thread from a while ago (it's about how I lost a crow worth triple figures times a million to belt rats): http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=516570
Well, today I got bored and decided to go to low sec in my malediction. Just running around, scanning some belts, bla bla bla. Warp to a belt, see a reaper, engage. The fun part is that I wasn't at a belt, but at a gate. Wasn't aligned anywhere near to anything, so couldn't get out from gate gun fire in time. Yay! In the end, lost a fully t2 fitted malediction with speed rigs. Gained some "what'd you do that for?" in local. A nice fellow named xG3N0CiDEx grabbed me the stuff from my wreck and asked for no cash in return. Don't think I deserved that, but thanks . Oh well, t'was fun, lol. Worst part of all: I wasn't drunk or high, so it was really THAT bad.
Killmail: http://xbg.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=details&kill=1211 x_X
i lost a faction fit huginn to gate guns shooting a t1 destroyer (plate fit ftl on it :P) forgot that i dodnt have the DCU fit that time :P when shields went.. i died.... bit lol
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Seems that there's a new game that seems to be very popular whit whiners these days. Its called EFT Online.
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Mi Ninglong
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Posted - 2008.01.03 19:28:00 -
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Once lost a T2 fitted Vaga by accidentally engaging a thrasher in a 0.5 system while drunk, thinking it was lowsec. |
AnarkiTheStorm
Finis Lumen
Cursed Nemesis
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Posted - 2008.01.03 19:57:00 -
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thought i was in heaven when i found a covetor in a belt, turns out the system was 0.5 and the fed navy just hadn't been quick enough to catch me on the gate
R.I.P Mr dominix \o/
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Rararar.... |
SloBones
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2008.01.03 19:59:00 -
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Edited by: SloBones on 03/01/2008 20:01:44
Lol last night I was running a scout and wasn't paying too much attention to it at the moment. I look over to see that my shuttle was at 66% shields. Weird so I also see a pod on overview and a caldari frig wreck. Scoop tech 2 loot and go back to scouting. For once the gate guns were on my side.
On a side note another muffin Darknessinc thought it be fun to be on the otherside of the gate with agro to gate guns in his broadsword. He then drops fleet and proceeds to mash the jump button not knowing that you can't jump through for 30 seconds after leaving a gang . Yeah he's stupid everyone point and laugh...
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Krasnij Okjabre
Caldari
Havoc Inc
Blood Blind
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Posted - 2008.01.03 19:59:00 -
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Once lost a Crow having just moved into lo-sec from 0.0... engaged a hulk on a gate, too much time on 0.0 and you tend to forget the gate guns... Crows do not fare well under that kinda onslaught
You'd be amazed how fast a cast lives run out when you have a hammer. |
6Bagheera9
Foundation
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.01.04 06:51:00 -
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I lost a stealth bomber at a gate in low-sec ganking a shuttle... My cerebral cortex was screaming "STOP! WTF are you doing, oh god the guns!!!", but but reptilian brain was all like "Killing feel GOOD! Must kill shuttle! Hey where other hand go? Ohhh, hehe!" The good news is that I did get the shuttle...
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Gamesguy
Amarr
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.04 07:01:00 -
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Edited by: Gamesguy on 04/01/2008 07:02:07
Back when I first went into 0.0 I bought some 425mm rail IIs for really cheap(7m a piece) and hauled them with a t1 industrial. They were selling for 14mil in Jita so I thought I would make a killing.
I literally had all my assets in that bestower and like 40 425mm IIs. So i used an noob corp scout to scout me all the way up to hed from omist. And on very last jump there were some RA ships on the gate.
Me, being a noob, didnt see a bubble and so just warped my industrial in. It turned out they let my noob corp scout go past and then dropped a bubble to catch me. I was so frantic when I saw the bubble that I click the cloak twice...decloaking myself after I landed.
That was a sad, sad, day for me. Probably the biggest mistake I've ever made in eve.
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Naridos
Caldari
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.01.04 07:58:00 -
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EPIC FAIL!!!!!!! x2!!
Quote:
Pandas are the PWN of Eve. Pandas!
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Dahin
Maza Nostra
oooh Shiny
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Posted - 2008.01.04 10:18:00 -
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"Ok I see the targets, one pest above the station at 100k <splat> awww, what now?"
"oh, forgot to click the damn cloak button, my bad"
Why fly covops? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0WOIwlXE9g |
techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.01.04 10:30:00 -
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Warp cov-ops to 20k from gate. Land on drone left over from an earlier fight... De-cloak and boom!
No idea why i didn't warp to 100k... 
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Originally by: Praxis1452
you win eve
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Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.01.04 10:51:00 -
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Originally by: SloBones
On a side note another muffin Darknessinc thought it be fun to be on the otherside of the gate with agro to gate guns in his broadsword. He then drops fleet and proceeds to mash the jump button not knowing that you can't jump through for 30 seconds after leaving a gang. Yeah he's stupid everyone point and laugh...
/me points and laughs ------->
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Stakhanov
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.01.04 10:58:00 -
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Originally by: 6Bagheera9
I lost a stealth bomber at a gate in low-sec ganking a shuttle... My cerebral cortex was screaming "STOP! WTF are you doing, oh god the guns!!!", but but reptilian brain was all like "Killing feel GOOD! Must kill shuttle! Hey where other hand go? Ohhh, hehe!" The good news is that I did get the shuttle...
Ha , reminds me of this :
Originally by: omgrawr.net
Mimiru > hmm. i hate empire.
Mimiru > my thought procces was along the lines of 'empire, dont shoot, empire dont shoot, empire dont...INDYINDYINDY KILLL FKING KILL'
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ry ry
StateCorp
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.01.04 13:01:00 -
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the other days i jumped through a gate into a double-bubble gatecamp of death.
a quick look around reveals that i'm completely ******. except wait! i'm clearly not in the bubble at all, and only have to warp away to... *BOOM* ...i had the camera on somebody else's ship. :(
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Kilabi
Minmatar
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.04 13:51:00 -
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Lost my Hound few days ago when i left station. After killing someone i docked and swapped the ship. Watched at my clock besides the monitor:"Ok undock at 21:15". Forum PvP to kill time. Back to EVE. Ahh 21:17 gogogo gadgeto-hound. Undock. Nothing happens.
After 30sec: BOOOM.
Damnit.
******* clock beside the computer is 7min off evetime and i was happily undocking with GGC and for only god knows the reason not warping away from the station. 
VETO. RADIO now online. Join IG-Channel "VETO. RADIO" now for more info and a bit of fun with DJ Cown |
Tashiell Gao
Caldari
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2008.01.04 14:04:00 -
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Edited by: Tashiell Gao on 04/01/2008 14:04:54
tried to pirate a mining harbibger in my condor, popped 2 of his 5 medium drones and i thought i should dock in a station to rep a bit and go for a "take 2", i was aware that i will get an agrro timer with the station owner-the yellow one. but it was not displaying after i waited out the red timer. so i thought "WTF? did CCP removed that yellow timer with the station owner?" so i undocked and got owned by the station guns. arrh it's going be a condor got a harbinger, would be nice if i wasn't that stupid. 
Tashiell Gao,
Minmatar in-side,
RolePlayer. |
Omarvelous
Destry's Lounge
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Posted - 2008.01.04 14:14:00 -
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Warp scramming Concord Billboard instead of hauler.
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Sup brosef!
Destry's Lounge is looking for a few good drunks - contact me in game.
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Arvald
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2008.01.04 16:20:00 -
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was in a pvp fit drake, found another drake at a planet i warped to him and he was 40km off, i started to approach him and was all giddy with joy when he didn't warp away, got in range to use my hams them f1-f7............CONCORDOKKEN, i dint relize i was in .5....
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Originally by: Last Wolf
I prefer smartass, but I like some variety now and then.
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Barashi Nugan
Gallente
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2008.01.04 20:16:00 -
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I was testing out my newly T2 fitted and rigged Drake.
Was pretty happy about it's tanking, though my missile skills were still horrible.
We were at war (of course...) and I had a target camped in a station. He was a newer player and flying a Myrmidon. I figured I had a decent chance at popping him 1v1, and if not, I was pretty sure he couldn't break my tank anyways.
However, another wartarget from a different corp (but had been working along-side against us) warps in to join me. I'm wary of roaming gank squads, so I'm being a pansy and station hugging until I have a clear shot at a target.
Turns out this newcommer is about a year older than me, and also in a Myrm. This is pre-trinity, so I've come to respect 5 T2 Ogre's + blasters. I've flown in and against them before and I know what they're capable of.
I decide to see how my tank holds against him before engaging, as I'm unsure of the location of additional friends of his, and I have no allies within range to help if things go sour. I toss off a single volley of heavy EM's to start the fight, turn on all hardeners, verify I'm within docking range, and wait to see what happens.
Five minutes later, my tank is almost holding, but still failing slowly. No worries, I'm still at 30% and can redock when I wish since I haven't re-aggressed. I think I can at least attempt to take him, or at the very least cause him some pain by popping a few ogre's and causing him to pull off. Maybe. What the hell, let's redock to fill up the shields and try it.
Wait... What's this? I can't dock immediately... approaching docking range? But wasn't I... 450m away?!? The bastard Myrm was gently bumping me when I wasn't paying enough attention. Foolish of me. Maybe I can get back. No propulsion mods, but it's only 1 web. Maybe I can get back to the station...
Bump. 500m.
D*mn!
Ok, this is getting dire. Shields are at 15%. Enemy ship at 100% since I haven't even been attacking this entire time. No friends to come to my aid. Not even a kill under this ships command, and it's all... Wait, what's this I see? A corp mate undocking from the station! Horray! Maybe all isn't lost!
But... isn't that the guy I was camping?
*Refresh Overview*
... yes... Yes it was. Blasted targeting system malfunctioning again, even after all the software patches the engineers have piled onto it. Oh well, another hostile Myrmidon isn't going to change things. Shield is flickering, sputtering...gone.
Severe impacts on the pathetic armor plating of the Drake ring about the ship, easily breaching into the hull. The end is near, and it comes in the form of fire-breathing ogre's.
One last horrah. One last jab at the demons that hold me here.. Fire all missile banks! Volley one - launched captain.
Pop.
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Vrabac
Amarr
BALKAN EXPRESS
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Posted - 2008.01.05 03:55:00 -
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Took my pilgrim for a spin after having a boring day with war targets. Path led me through Goinard, I dont like Goinard so I leave as fast as possible. I could swear I jumped to Raegschon. Seriously. 2 people in local, omen on scan. Omen in belt. Mmmmm... slowly sneaked up to him, uncloak, web, neutralize, semi bored smile on my face when all of a sudden game frezes, I notice my hitpoints disapearing in few sec at reduced framerate and next moment I'm in pod.
W - T - F
Things going through my mind:
1. doomsday device
2. log on trap by 59 steath bombers
3. God
4. bug
5. it's ok i'll petition this, this cant be happening
6. did i save the game lately? i should load srsly
than I notice the high sec colour in the upper left corner... right, you're a moron man. You really are a moron. Seriously you're such a moron.
But it's not over.
The guy, being pretty new guy 2 or so weeks old, asks if I'd like the stuff back. Now we're talking about nice loot here, cov ops cloak, meditation medium rep, faction 10km warp scram, few unstable neutralizers, some t2 eanms, maybe some other random t2/best named things. So he asked how much do I offer for it. Now he's 2 weeks old and I'm evil. So I'm thinking 10 mil is more than he ever saw before. So I pompously say "I'll give you TEN MILLION ISK". lol he says. Now I thought all is lost he dragged the loot to someone more experienced and will ask for 100 or more. Than he says that cloak alone is worth 15... ok. So I offer 20 (could be 30 dont remember any more). He accepts. I stand up from my pc and start hopping around like a very very happy moron I was at that moment. Quickly did the trade before he changed his mind, tossed him few mil extra even. He was very nice about it I must say, considering I tried to kill him and all, much respect to him.
Anyway that's about it. Headed to high sec and had the ship rebuilt in 30 mins. 
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Militis Kolosok
Caldari
Praetorian BlackGuard
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Posted - 2008.01.06 00:06:00 -
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Great stories, everyone
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Aredin
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Posted - 2008.01.06 01:27:00 -
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Originally by: maCH'EttE
My second 'ceptor loss was almost due to the same thing. There was a Hauler warping around system, so I catch up and lock him at a gate, hoping he'll panic and warp to a Planet or something (stranger thangs have happened). Anyway, I angage the MWD and set course to ram him... Wait a sec... That's not the MWD, that's the Warp Disrupter.
Ocrap!
If I remember right, I then docked up next door to get an Ibis to pickup my loot and was promptly assploded again as I undocked. I then traveled home in a pod, with my tail firmly in between my legs.
I decided to restart my alt's account (this char) and try out piracy. Got bored of trying to find an appropriate target in my caracal and started ratting. Found 3x battlecruiser spawn. Suddenly I notice that I am dying, and I can't warp away. I take notice of my surroundings and notice a flashy red thing orbitting me very fast. I go to my overview to lock the flashy red thing only to fail to see any flashy red on my overview. A few seconds later, I die and you mail me apologizing for my dying before you could ransom me.
Turns out I had, for some reason, disabled player ships showing up on my overview when I canceled my alts account... I'm sure I will have many similarly shaming encounters in my quest to become a pirate.
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delta phi
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Posted - 2008.01.06 04:25:00 -
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well i dont pirate per se but i do drive them to stupidity when i can.last week i had 2 chase my in my rifter all over a .2 system i jumped to a new one knowing they saw my warp trail.i ab to the gate as i come out they are right behind me and fire on me.concord wtfpwns them in 20 seconds lol.2 weeks ago im in my wolf with a domination shield amp in the hold.2 hurricains are near a gate with a cargo can out labled 'free ammo' i run over and look and it has 1000 rounds of arch angel titanium sabots in it. they lock me and say in local'nice domination stuff.' i alighn for warp and tell them 'pull the trigger i got more tank than u got gank!'(may have added some bad wors as well) i warp out the second he flashes red.90% armor i come back get the ammo and his t2 launcher and run like hell.:)
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Necro Tal
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.01.06 06:50:00 -
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Originally by: Vrabac
W - T - F
Yeah.... Most of my stupid mistakes were with Vrabby in gang with me
j/k kidding mate.
I forum wh*re at work, because I feel guilty getting paid to do nothing.
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Draeca
federation navy taskforce
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Posted - 2008.01.07 00:47:00 -
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Didn't pay enough attention to what I was doing, so I bought 3000 EMP S charges for 200mil.
It was a bad day to be lazy while buying stuff from market.
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