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Piatora
Nagrom Security Syndicate
Flatline.
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Posted - 2012.02.08 18:22:00 -
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A little about me:
I've played EVE for 2 years now. I have done wormholes, lowsec, highsec, 0.0, incursions, I cook, I clean, and I can badpost. I figured since everyone was throwing in their hat to try and get on the CSM then I should as well. I have traveled through the dangers of 0.0 in a battleship, unescorted, gate to gate warping. I have been to Jita and tried to scam the scammers. I have done PI and sleeper sites and made much spacegold. Eve is real, I was there.
As a CSM candidate I promise to:
Ignore everyone.
Do what I want.
Promote agendas that benefit me and my friends and mess with people I don't like.
Travel to Iceland for free and drink a lot, I might even post funny pictures.
Behave in a manner befitting an enraged babboon, complete with scat flinging.
Never communicate with people on the Eve-O forums because they are bad, and make me feel bad.
That should be enough for now. Elect me and I will be the self-important guy who gets free vacations and a chance to interfere with the game direction!!
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2982
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Posted - 2012.02.08 18:31:00 -
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a man after my own heart, +1~
The Office of the Chairman: A Thread for Constituent Issues |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
259
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Posted - 2012.02.08 20:02:00 -
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Sorry Hilmar already has that spot in the company.
I would try to get the spot where all you do is wear bright colors and try to pretend you know how to operate a computer.
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Piatora
Nagrom Security Syndicate
Flatline.
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Posted - 2012.02.08 20:18:00 -
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That is my day job already ..... I don't know if I am allowed to double dip? |
Largo Coronet
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
51
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Posted - 2012.02.08 21:44:00 -
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How could I not applaud such honesty? |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
259
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Posted - 2012.02.08 21:48:00 -
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My job is to actually double dip. Hmm gonna have to look around then to find something for ya.
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Leon Audacity
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Flatline.
13
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Posted - 2012.02.08 23:37:00 -
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If only our political leaders were so honest and upfront. |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
527
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Posted - 2012.02.09 01:53:00 -
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Its like reading my own CSM candidate post...but with a little bit of bitter vet sprinkled on the top
it left a bitter taste in my mouth :( how do i wash it away!?
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Krios Ahzek
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
491
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Posted - 2012.02.09 02:05:00 -
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Piatora wrote:A little about me:
I've played EVE for 2 years now. I have done wormholes, lowsec, highsec, 0.0, incursions, I cook, I clean, and I can badpost. I figured since everyone was throwing in their hat to try and get on the CSM then I should as well. I have traveled through the dangers of 0.0 in a battleship, unescorted, gate to gate warping. I have been to Jita and tried to scam the scammers. I have done PI and sleeper sites and made much spacegold. Eve is real, I was there.
As a CSM candidate I promise to:
Ignore everyone.
Do what I want.
Promote agendas that benefit me and my friends and mess with people I don't like.
Travel to Iceland for free and drink a lot, I might even post funny pictures.
Behave in a manner befitting an enraged babboon, complete with scat flinging.
Never communicate with people on the Eve-O forums because they are bad, and make me feel bad.
That should be enough for now. Elect me and I will be the self-important guy who gets free vacations and a chance to interfere with the game direction!!
You forgot to add:
Quote: Despite this, be the best CSM member who ever sat in an Icelandic meeting room and steadily increase the quality of the game for everyone.
-áThough All Men Do Despise Us |
Piatora
Nagrom Security Syndicate
Flatline.
16
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Posted - 2012.02.09 03:37:00 -
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Krios Ahzek wrote:Piatora wrote:A little about me:
I've played EVE for 2 years now. I have done wormholes, lowsec, highsec, 0.0, incursions, I cook, I clean, and I can badpost. I figured since everyone was throwing in their hat to try and get on the CSM then I should as well. I have traveled through the dangers of 0.0 in a battleship, unescorted, gate to gate warping. I have been to Jita and tried to scam the scammers. I have done PI and sleeper sites and made much spacegold. Eve is real, I was there.
As a CSM candidate I promise to:
Ignore everyone.
Do what I want.
Promote agendas that benefit me and my friends and mess with people I don't like.
Travel to Iceland for free and drink a lot, I might even post funny pictures.
Behave in a manner befitting an enraged babboon, complete with scat flinging.
Never communicate with people on the Eve-O forums because they are bad, and make me feel bad.
That should be enough for now. Elect me and I will be the self-important guy who gets free vacations and a chance to interfere with the game direction!!
You forgot to add: Quote: Despite this, be the best CSM member who ever sat in an Icelandic meeting room and steadily increase the quality of the game for everyone.
Wasn't calling anyone out. I just figured I should try to get a CSM spot too. I'm happy with the direction the game is taking away from space barbies. Who is to thank for that is irrelevent to me. Sov 0.0 seems like a whole lot of work that I don't have in me to devote to a game, so whatever.
I do promise to champion NPC nullsec though!
And don't forget punch and pie for all!! |
Fugusha Kisai
Nagrom Security Syndicate
Flatline.
0
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Posted - 2012.02.09 17:48:00 -
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I endorse this service and/or product. |
Dunbar Hulan
The Flaming Sideburn's
Art of War Alliance
72
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Posted - 2012.02.09 18:20:00 -
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Piatora wrote:Krios Ahzek wrote:Piatora wrote:A little about me:
I've played EVE for 2 years now. I have done wormholes, lowsec, highsec, 0.0, incursions, I cook, I clean, and I can badpost. I figured since everyone was throwing in their hat to try and get on the CSM then I should as well. I have traveled through the dangers of 0.0 in a battleship, unescorted, gate to gate warping. I have been to Jita and tried to scam the scammers. I have done PI and sleeper sites and made much spacegold. Eve is real, I was there.
As a CSM candidate I promise to:
Ignore everyone.
Do what I want.
Promote agendas that benefit me and my friends and mess with people I don't like.
Travel to Iceland for free and drink a lot, I might even post funny pictures.
Behave in a manner befitting an enraged babboon, complete with scat flinging.
Never communicate with people on the Eve-O forums because they are bad, and make me feel bad.
That should be enough for now. Elect me and I will be the self-important guy who gets free vacations and a chance to interfere with the game direction!!
You forgot to add: Quote: Despite this, be the best CSM member who ever sat in an Icelandic meeting room and steadily increase the quality of the game for everyone. Wasn't calling anyone out. I just figured I should try to get a CSM spot too. I'm happy with the direction the game is taking away from space barbies. Who is to thank for that is irrelevent to me. Sov 0.0 seems like a whole lot of work that I don't have in me to devote to a game, so whatever. I do promise to champion NPC nullsec though! And don't forget punch and pie for all!!
Champion NPC Null sec +1
-áThe Sideburns- Always Outnumbered- Never Outgunned. Manchester United - Paul Scholes= Genius |
Piatora
Nagrom Security Syndicate
Flatline.
47
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Posted - 2012.02.09 22:15:00 -
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Halfway to being one step closer to initiation of my master plan!!
I further pledge to:
Neglect my work and continue to post updates for the duration of the CSM election process.
Continue looking dapper.
Promote an agenda of carefree recklessness.
Shoot things while screaming on comms.
Forget that I have a self-repper.
Never scout before jumping.
Whine that I need more spacebuxx.
Spend more time planning my skill queue than actually playing.
Equal rights for pubbies!
Non-equal rights for pubbies!
Learn what a pubbie actually is!
More to follow at a later date. |
Doctor Eezee
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.02.10 16:35:00 -
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Just gonna bump this, so people see it.
Piatora for CSM! |
Reduvius
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.02.10 16:51:00 -
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I will definitely vote for Me this election. |
Adolf Hilmar
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2012.02.10 17:09:00 -
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+1 for great justice! |
Mumtaz Khan
Team Pizza
Viro Mors Non Est
27
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Posted - 2012.02.19 18:02:00 -
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Great comrade Piatora shall be the harbinger of a new world order! Vote for him! |
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