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Manour
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Posted - 2008.01.08 08:32:00 -
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I have been travelling through Eve alot and met a lot of pirates. I lost some ships and some pods but never anything valuable until now. This guy is the worst, cruelest ganker I ever have met.
I podjumped from Pator to Gallente space to get a jumpclone. While waiting for my application to be accepted I decided to learn something and meantime I get some implants. Logged in and out during a couple of days but the CEO hadnt logged in yet. So after another day I gave up and decided to return. So I trashed my reaper but forgot the two skillbooks in the cargo, worth 10 million and went out and podded myself and the implants worth 16 millions.
I really deserve the Dumbass reward for this week
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hellsknights
RennTech SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.08 08:36:00 -
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So i win the "uber" pirate award.....
Thanks, i would like to thank my fans and especially god.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2008.01.08 08:42:00 -
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Let's all do the noob dance! o// \\o \o/
Originally by: Tarminic
Okay, that's it. You are on the KOS list, and you better pray that I don't have access to a locater agent.
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Weeaboot
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Posted - 2008.01.08 08:51:00 -
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In before tiller.
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Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.01.08 08:56:00 -
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oh I get it, the title is to make people read the post.
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Naridos
Caldari IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.01.08 09:59:00 -
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apparently thats a lot of money to you. I would have just been like... oh well, **** happens.
Anyway, back to the topic... NOOB!!!
Quote: Pandas are the PWN of Eve. Pandas!
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Duncan Bannatyne
Machiavellian Intuition
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Posted - 2008.01.08 11:22:00 -
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Sooooo, you trashed 26mil isk.. and you came here telling us... why? Duncan Bannatyne
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Dotries
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Posted - 2008.01.08 12:36:00 -
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Hey sometimes it can make you feel better to confess your stupidity, to say "Ha! Look at what stupid dumbass thing I did!".
I'd do the same but that would create a 16 page post.
-------------- Stupid Monkey.
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Setanta NaFianna
FinFleet
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Posted - 2008.01.08 17:18:00 -
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Mind if I turn this into "favourite pirate encounters"?
Ages ago when I was a nub pirate in a stabber I was prowling around some system or other. I was dodging a group of anti-pirates, checking the belts to see if there was something I could have a go at.
Anti-pirate leader shouts out "PIRATE AT STATION" on local. So I think, meh, I'll jump in and see if I can help the pirate, such as I can in my 3 week old (rough guess) stabber.
At the station was Dr.Slice taking on all 3 anti-pies + sentries in his drake. I tried to get one of the anti-pies to engage me but they wouldnt have it, slice thought I was with them and sent a volley of missiles my way to which I replied with by ****ting myself and docking up.
I think it ended with ginger magician coming in with his carrier and all the anti-pies dead. From then on I thought the sun shone out of Dr Slices ass. (subsequent forum smack has depleted it somewhat )
After that I knew I'd be going hardcore pirate all the way (unfortunately my corp at the time sort of died and I ended up joining a 0.0 corp, (3> QUANT)
I'll get around to full time piracy when I think I have enough experience and grow weary of fleet fights.
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Hanso Sparxx
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Posted - 2008.01.08 18:05:00 -
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There was this one time, where I did something really stupid... I decided not to tell anyone about it because... that would be stupid.
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delta phi
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Posted - 2008.01.09 12:25:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Let's all do the noob dance! o// \\o \o/
haha i love that /me dances too
o// \\o \o/
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Ralara
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Posted - 2008.01.18 12:09:00 -
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did you ask for a ransom?
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Manour
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Posted - 2008.01.18 14:36:00 -
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Originally by: Ralara did you ask for a ransom?
Yeah I did But you know how these n00bie carebears react
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