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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.09 18:51:00 -
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Clockwork Pineapple is looking to add at least one new corporation to our alliance. We are based in the Syndicate region, and with a few exceptions can be found there year round. (Specifically AAS-8R V)
Things you should know about us:
- We are a PvP centric alliance. In fact all we do is shoot stuff.
- Most of our activity is based around US time zones. (0000-0600 EVE being our most active time) We do have a handful of active EuroGÇÖs but lack a dedicated Euro FC. If you can bring one with you, all the better.
- We are not space rich, and we donGÇÖt have expensive things. We have no supers to blow up or steal and no titans to bridge through or plot against.
- Small gang PvP is our passion, which is good because our gangs never really break the 25-30 range at their very largest.
- Syndicate is not a GÇÿspring-boardGÇÖ for us. We do not aspire to ever become a sov holding alliance. In fact we donGÇÖt plan to leave Syndicate. Ever.
- PvP is our end game, and the purpose of our alliance. A good day in Clockwork looks like this: Log in. Join fleet. Blow up some locals. Explode. Log off.
What we are not:
- We are not an elite PvP alliance. PvP is our focus because itGÇÖs the most fun you can have in EVE Online, which is a bad game. We do not have our momGÇÖs bring us food at the computer so we can focus on being serious PvPGÇÖers, and we do not text each other at work to run home and FC a fight in the middle of the day.
- We do not get bent out of shape about kill-board efficiency, and while we will mock you for bad fits, we wonGÇÖt kick you.
- We donGÇÖt make YouTube videos about how awesome we are at spaceships or how we beat up on blathering idiots that wildly outnumbered us.
- We never ever have mandatory ops or CTAGÇÖs. To my knowledge nobody in the alliance has ever set an alarm to wake up and play EvE. At least I hope not.
A good match should:
- Have around 6-12 active PvPers
- Be willing to relocate to Syndicate or already live there.
- Have at least one regular FC if not more.
A relevant disclaimer: The executor corporation for Clockwork Pineapple is The Greater Goon. The Greater Goon is a Something Awful dot com corporation. You gatta pay 10bux to join. We consider ourselves to be a very chill group of goons, but goons none the less. If you have an anaphylactic aversion to association with goons, then thatGÇÖs something to consider. We are blue with Goon Swarm Federation and some of their closest brosefs. We are not blue with TEST or BDEAL, nor any other of their tedious GÇÿpetsGÇÖ. We are not part of the CFC.
If you're interested, you can contact me here, in game, or reach out to TimNeilson (our Diplomat) or Bussunda (our CEO) |
Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2012.02.09 20:08:00 -
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I love you very much peeBump. |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.10 13:35:00 -
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I love also you Lexa!
Here's a link to our killboard:
Clockwork Killboard |
Darashan
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2012.02.10 14:23:00 -
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These guys are as chill as they claim and provided me with my first t3 kill. |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.11 13:47:00 -
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Still looking for love in all the wrong places. |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.11 23:55:00 -
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Come to Syndicate.
We have fights! |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.13 03:06:00 -
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Still looking... |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.13 13:39:00 -
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Clockwork came in second place in the Syndicate Tournament!
If you're not good enough to get into Rote, we're the next best thing!! |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.14 14:58:00 -
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Still looking to add a corp. |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.15 13:32:00 -
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Come PvP in Syndicate.
Everything else in EVE sucks. |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.16 13:18:00 -
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Recruitment still open! |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.21 15:52:00 -
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Still looking for a good fit. |
Scud Maximillion
Senex Legio
Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2012.02.21 17:42:00 -
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Are we will bros?
Free bump from your old friends in Senex. |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.22 13:13:00 -
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Sup LAWN buddy.
We are still bros.
Didn't stop one of your boys from blowing us up yesterday though.
http://droog.rwpcomputers.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=30086 |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.23 16:49:00 -
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Recruitment still open. |
Cardboard Dog
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.02.24 03:32:00 -
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Rote is awful don't lie to me. Groon > Rote. |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.24 15:55:00 -
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Rote is pretty bad. But we are worse than them, and everyone else in Syndicate is worse than either of us.
Tournament results don't lie and can be unilaterally applied to everything PVP ever.
Fact. |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.27 14:02:00 -
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Still looking for a good addition to Clockwork. |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.28 13:33:00 -
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Join us in Syndicate! |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.02.29 13:55:00 -
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Join us for small gang PvP!
It's way better than sov space blobs or high sec drudgery. |
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The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.03.01 18:09:00 -
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Recruitment still open. |
Duke Reprato
United Brothers Of Eve
Seventh Sanctum.
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Posted - 2012.03.22 19:51:00 -
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Looks like corporations are just aching to join your alliance. ;) |
Ashireka
Robot Pirate Ninja Corporation
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Posted - 2012.04.05 17:25:00 -
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If only the Robot Pirate Ninja Corp had five or so more members... :)
Have to say, the Clockwork guys are terrific to fly with!
-Ash |
Rozbity Termometr
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Posted - 2012.04.05 18:16:00 -
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