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Deverian Tarik
Caldari
Autaris Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.01.12 23:52:00 -
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I have just witnessed what must have been the most noobish thing ever.
It started when my old corp (hartikainen holdings inc) got war'deced by Blood Rain Mafia. I was sitting in a belt mining in my retriever when a BRM guy called Boromor warped in in his Raven and warp scrambled me. I was thinking "oh, snap!" at this moment and was surprised when he opened a convo with me.
The conversation went something like this:
Me: >.<
Boromor: Hello :)
Me: What is it?
Boromor: Hey, I have a proposal for you. If you help me with a scam I will get you back the money to replace this ship being blown up.
Me (wary): What kind of scam?
Boromor: Well, since we are at war we can make a gang and lure people into it and then gank them and share the profits. Sound good? :)
Me: But they get a pop-up when they are invited i thought?
Boromor: Yeah but i know a glitch so that it dosnt pop-up.
Me: O'rly?
Boromor: Yeah. What do you say?
Me: Ok, but only if you don't destroy this ship. Why would i help you if you blew me up?
Boromor: Well, that's so if you double-cross me I still get something out of this.
Me: Well, I'm not going to help you if you blow me up, but i will if you let me go.
Boromor: Ok, fine then. I'll yet you go back to station and change ships then we can go scam some people.
Me: Ok.
[there is a few seconds pause]
Me: eh, you have to switch off your scrambler so i can go
Boromor: Oh yeah, silly me
[He switches off the warp scrambler]
Then I power up warp and get the hell out of there, leaving the clueless twit sitting in the belt. 
What made it even funnier was the fact that, the next day I was in a new corp, when this guy called Minmatar101 joined. He said hi to me and asked where I was. I said i was mining in system. So he asks to join to kill rats and I say OK. So he warps to me and begins to shoot me for some reason, in his thrasher. I release my drones and he 'splodes, and flees in his pod.
Several minutes later I get a hatemail from him. Turns out he was Boromor's alt seeking revenge for the double-cross.
Me = 2
Boromor = 0
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Karentaki
Gallente
federation navy taskforce
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Posted - 2008.01.13 00:02:00 -
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ROFL - that's just ownage - the phrase: "Trust no one" comes to mind :P
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Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar
Sten Industries
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Posted - 2008.01.13 00:09:00 -
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teehee
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Bagoon
Gallente
Resource Reallocators Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.01.13 00:55:00 -
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wanna know the even funnier thing? We deced his corp a few days ago merely by coincidence! Glad to see at least one more reason to keep it up.
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Moe Zus
Caldari
Resource Reallocators Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.01.13 00:58:00 -
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I love it, we dec this guy cause he talks a bit too much smack and then he whines on and on how he shouldn't attack a "noob corp." Wow, what a nice guy. Using new players to shield himself.
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Krows
Resource Reallocators Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.01.13 03:59:00 -
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Posting in a "lol, boromor" thread.
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Selene Le'Cotiere
Amarr
I-Omniscient-I
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Posted - 2008.01.13 04:05:00 -
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LOL.. that's great. Gotta love a good story that makes you laugh.
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M00dy
Killed In Action
The Crimson Federation
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Posted - 2008.01.13 04:16:00 -
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Dang, you have no honor! 
Boromor's kind of fail tbh.
RATatatatatat - Moody
Killed In Action
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Jei'son Bladesmith
The Storm Knights
The Cool Kids Club
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Posted - 2008.01.13 05:36:00 -
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 lawl
What is this word "trust" you speak of?
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7shining7one7
Quafe Paladins
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Posted - 2008.01.13 07:44:00 -
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"he's burning boromir alive!"
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