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Sister Impotentata
Elite Angels Of Death
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:16:00 -
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I just saw a press conference Miss Chelsea gave a few towns down the road from me. She's grown up into a real smoker! Hot Diggety! How long till she runs for President?!
Seriously, she'd beat half those broads on the "hot sci-fi chicks" list.
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TANSTAAFL
 Originally by: Professor Falken
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:21:00 -
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Hrm, I'd do her.
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Dubious Drewski
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:21:00 -
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Thread worthless without pics.
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:22:00 -
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Originally by: Dubious Drewski
Thread worthless without pics.
What it said.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:23:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Dubious Drewski
Thread worthless without pics.
What it said.
Damn man, just google it.
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Joseph 9
Digital Fury Corporation
Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:24:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Dubious Drewski
Thread worthless without pics.
What it said.
Damn man, just google it.
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries
Zzz
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:24:00 -
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I would also do her.
~Nyron
Originally by: Minerva Vulcan
But poor victimized Ulf...I weep lavender scented tears for you.
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wierchas noobhunter
Cosmic Fusion
When Fat Kids Attack
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:27:00 -
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not 
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:28:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Damn man, just google it.
Ungh, I wish I hadn't clicked that link. Damn 
You call THAT "a real smoker" ?
I am seriously starting to doubt OOPE's taste in women.
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Kirex
Vale Heavy Industries
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:30:00 -
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She's alright, nothing special...plus she's a Clinton.
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DarknessInc
Minmatar
mUfFiN fAcToRy
Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:33:00 -
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Id have to say no because her face looks alot like Hillary. And this means that when she's old, you'd be doing Hillary. Ick
Originally by: Viator Pilot
Now I will go back to agents, already without the desire of adventures on the ass :)
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:33:00 -
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Originally by: Kirex
She's alright, nothing special...plus she's a Clinton.
Her vagina has no political affiliation. 
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Gyfrex
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:36:00 -
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Gets a genuine 'not' from the governing board of Gyfrex's mind.
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Imperator Jora'h
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:39:00 -
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She's nice enough looking. I'd do her too but I would not describe her as hot.
Besides...I think I would have performance issues with the Secret Service hovering over the bed while I tried to get busy.
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Sister Impotentata
Elite Angels Of Death
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:58:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Kirex
She's alright, nothing special...plus she's a Clinton.
Her vagina has no political affiliation.
I like your style, sir.
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TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Professor Falken
What you see here on these screens is a fantasy, a computer-enhanced hallucination! Those blips are not real missiles, they're phantoms!
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Thorture
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:59:00 -
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Well...I've had worse..:)
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Cybarite
Gallente
Aristotle Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.01.24 20:06:00 -
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maybe after like a fifth of rum...
seriously she bears a distinct physical resemblance to both her mother and father, and that's not a compliment
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Sister Impotentata
Elite Angels Of Death
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Posted - 2008.01.24 20:08:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Imperator Jora'h
I think I would have performance issues
Performance, as opposed to outright lying, is my forte. Mark Harmon is invited to watch. You all are invited to forward to minute three. Very full of quotables.
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TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Professor Falken
What you see here on these screens is a fantasy, a computer-enhanced hallucination! Those blips are not real missiles, they're phantoms!
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Xen Gin
The Dragoons
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Posted - 2008.01.24 20:23:00 -
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Originally by: Sister Impotentata
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Kirex
She's alright, nothing special...plus she's a Clinton.
Her vagina has no political affiliation.
I like your style, sir.
I too am intrigued by this... hmm....
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tek tek
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.01.24 20:44:00 -
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I wonder if she into cigars?
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Irish Whiskey
Caldari
The Black Fleet
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Posted - 2008.01.24 21:09:00 -
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The bush daughters are way hotter.
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Khatred
Fluffy Mungoose
Guinea Pigs
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Posted - 2008.01.24 21:20:00 -
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There are litteraly tens of millions of girls much hotter than Chelsea plus they are much more attainable. And if you consider Chelsea "hot", you should really go out more.
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Shalia Ripper
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.01.24 21:25:00 -
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FAKE!
Plastic surgery FTL
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Avery Fatwallet
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Posted - 2008.01.24 21:48:00 -
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regarding ms clinton
DO.
NOT.
WANT.
Dude, seriously wtf
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
The Delta Source
Dread Sovereign
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Posted - 2008.01.24 21:55:00 -
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She looks too much like her mother and do you really wanna see this while your governing the land?
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Avery Fatwallet
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Posted - 2008.01.24 22:12:00 -
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the bush sisters look a bit better, but id still be afraid as **** to catch the stupid.
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Seroquel
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Posted - 2008.01.24 22:21:00 -
[27]
i'm the FLILF hunter.
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Keorythe
Caldari
Terra Rosa Militia
Sev3rance
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Posted - 2008.01.25 00:02:00 -
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Originally by: Sister Impotentata
I just saw a press conference Miss Chelsea gave a few towns down the road from me. She's grown up into a real smoker! Hot Diggety! How long till she runs for President?!
Seriously, she'd beat half those broads on the "hot sci-fi chicks" list.
Wouldn't say "grown up" into a smoker. Nip tucked into one sure. Rhinoplasty, new chin, dental surgery all made here much cuter than she was before. She just needs a boob job and she could be called a "hottie". Still she's definitely doable as is.
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Avery Fatwallet
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Posted - 2008.01.25 00:11:00 -
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Still she's definitely doable after you had enough beer, id say. but i guess its all about taste.
/me shudders
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Calderio
Caldari
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.01.25 02:53:00 -
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mcains daughter is way hotter.
but i would do chelsy no the less
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Concordokken Plox
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Posted - 2008.01.25 03:52:00 -
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She was a lot uglier awhile ago iirc
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Sister Impotentata
Elite Angels Of Death
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Posted - 2008.01.25 04:00:00 -
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Originally by: Concordokken Plox
She was a lot uglier awhile ago iirc
Welcome to the conversation, Concordokken Plox. Miss Chelsea was super ugly when I was seventeen and she was thirteen. Now we're both grown up, and she rocks, surgery or not. Get with the program.
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TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Professor Falken
What you see here on these screens is a fantasy, a computer-enhanced hallucination! Those blips are not real missiles, they're phantoms!
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Riethe
Fine Goods for Fine Gentlemen
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Posted - 2008.01.25 04:34:00 -
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You guys are sick. Gross.
Look at this heffer: http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/11631.jpg
She's so chubby it's disgusting.
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Sister Impotentata
Elite Angels Of Death
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Posted - 2008.01.25 04:44:00 -
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Originally by: Riethe
You guys are sick. Gross.
Look at this heffer: http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/11631.jpg
She's so chubby it's disgusting.
Sure sure. Everyone's ugly in San Tropez.
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TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Professor Falken
What you see here on these screens is a fantasy, a computer-enhanced hallucination! Those blips are not real missiles, they're phantoms!
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Imperator Jora'h
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Posted - 2008.01.25 04:59:00 -
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Originally by: Sister Impotentata
Originally by: Riethe
You guys are sick. Gross.
Look at this heffer: http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/11631.jpg
She's so chubby it's disgusting.
Sure sure. Everyone's ugly in San Tropez.
There's our non sequitur for the day.
Methinks one of these days I need to go out drinking with Sister Imp if only to learn how that made sense.
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Sister Impotentata
Elite Angels Of Death
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Posted - 2008.01.25 05:58:00 -
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Originally by: Imperator Jora'h
There's our non sequitur for the day.
Methinks one of these days I need to go out drinking with Sister Imp if only to learn how that made sense.
I'd buy you one, and no, I should never be trusted to make sense after 2400. 
Wow! I'm up and reasonably coherent at this late hour. WTF?
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TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Professor Falken
What you see here on these screens is a fantasy, a computer-enhanced hallucination! Those blips are not real missiles, they're phantoms!
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Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2008.01.25 08:51:00 -
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Anything can be painted and dressed up to look decent given enough money is thrown at it.
I'd rather not, then again I'm no starfrogger.
Should/would/could have, HAVE you chav!
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Shameless Avenger
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Posted - 2008.01.25 08:56:00 -
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Originally by: Irish Whiskey
The bush daughters are way hotter.
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Ch Tang
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Posted - 2008.01.25 09:19:00 -
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No.
Rather take a bullet to the brain.
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Shameless Avenger
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Posted - 2008.01.25 09:26:00 -
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Tree hugging hippie! |
Tajidan
Mortis Angelus
The Church.
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Posted - 2008.01.25 10:41:00 -
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that....chelseything.hot??
only if you're into horses tbfh, shudder
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Miss Anthropy
The Greater Goon
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.25 11:03:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Kirex
She's alright, nothing special...plus she's a Clinton.
Her vagina has no political affiliation.
You're wrong. It's a Ron Paul supporter.
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Ch Tang
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Posted - 2008.01.25 11:39:00 -
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Good One.
Sophie Monk for me.
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Sharupak
Minmatar
Knights Of the Black Sun
Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2008.01.25 14:14:00 -
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Dude, with all that professional styling to ***** her out for her moms campaign makes her look...average. Imagine when all that makeup comes off.
"Dude, I killed a couple of soldiers and took her home because she was ok looking." "Then I woke up next to a horse!"
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Oddball
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.01.25 19:48:00 -
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Horse teeth FTL.
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Grimpak
Gallente
Trinity Nova
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Posted - 2008.01.25 20:13:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Hrm, I'd do her.
....if she had a bag to cover her super-giant-mouth-face-thing, yeah.
...but she's nothing special tbh.
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
The Delta Source
Dread Sovereign
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Posted - 2008.01.25 20:17:00 -
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Originally by: Oddball
Horse teeth FTL.
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Ademaro Imre
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.25 22:34:00 -
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A US Senator commented on Chelsea and had this to say: Quote:
Why is Clelsea so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.
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Sister Impotentata
Elite Angels Of Death
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Posted - 2008.01.26 15:15:00 -
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Originally by: Sharupak
EDIT: By the way Sister, I really enjoy your flavor of trolling humor! Just about every one of you posts neatly packages a visual image of a Bill Belicheck smirk.
 Stop, you. I've got a reputation to uphold
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TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Professor Falken
What you see here on these screens is a fantasy, a computer-enhanced hallucination! Those blips are not real missiles, they're phantoms!
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annoing
Amarr
MisFunk Inc.
Frontline.
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Posted - 2008.01.26 16:22:00 -
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Googled it.
Saw a dog. A rancid minger of a dog. Something so ugly it should be beaten with a stick until it stops and goes away. Something so ugly, that if I was American, i'd vote Republican against all my wishes just get revenge on her mother.
It made me think of The Young Ones joke when Vivian said to Neil: "Neil, shes so ugly i'd only sleep with her if I can use you as a condom" -- nuff said really
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Avery Fatwallet
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Posted - 2008.01.26 17:10:00 -
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Edited by: Avery Fatwallet on 26/01/2008 17:10:43
Originally by: annoing
Googled it.
Saw a dog. A rancid minger of a dog. Something so ugly it should be beaten with a stick until it stops and goes away. Something so ugly, that if I was American, i'd vote Republican against all my wishes just get revenge on her mother.
It made me think of The Young Ones joke when Vivian said to Neil: "Neil, shes so ugly i'd only sleep with her if I can use you as a condom" -- nuff said really
thank you. thank you. thank you.
i googled her too, tried to find some of the newer images, tried to find some different angles, tried to tell myself "come on shes not ugly, she is just NOT pretty".
but in all honesty ... annoing got it TOTALLY right. hes honest.
lets face it. shes hasnt been beaten by the ugly stick, she IS the ugly stick.
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Sister Impotentata
Elite Angels Of Death
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Posted - 2008.01.26 17:30:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Avery Fatwallet
lets face it. shes hasnt been beaten by the ugly stick, she IS the ugly stick.
The proper trump is: "When she goes swimming, the Coast Guard is skimming ugly for six months." Too bad you're wrong.
Admit it. You'd let her smoke the pole. I know I would. It would be second only to getting head from the Queen Mum herself.
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TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Professor Falken
What you see here on these screens is a fantasy, a computer-enhanced hallucination! Those blips are not real missiles, they're phantoms!
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Avery Fatwallet
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Posted - 2008.01.26 17:50:00 -
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Edited by: Avery Fatwallet on 26/01/2008 17:51:28
Originally by: Sister Impotentata
Admit it. You'd let her smoke the pole. I know I would. It would be second only to getting head from the Queen Mum herself.
sorry... guess not...
maybe if im drunk like its not pretty anymore and havent had sex for a very very very long time.
even then id rather consider the vacuum cleaner
edit:
now queen mum is whole different ballpark. but thats only because of the "ZOMG im doin the queen" factor, which, let us be honest simply doesnt work with the clintons.
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Sister Impotentata
Elite Angels Of Death
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Posted - 2008.01.26 17:52:00 -
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Originally by: Avery Fatwallet
edit:
now queen mum is whole different ballpark. but thats only because of the "ZOMG im doin the queen" factor, which, let us be honest simply doesnt work with the clintons.
It works when you're a bleeding heart liberal, which I mostly am.
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TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Professor Falken
What you see here on these screens is a fantasy, a computer-enhanced hallucination! Those blips are not real missiles, they're phantoms!
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Avery Fatwallet
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Posted - 2008.01.26 17:56:00 -
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Originally by: Sister Impotentata
It works when you're a bleeding heart liberal, which I mostly am.
ok, so shes not really hot, its just some twist in your "perverted" (actually no such thing as perversion. well except for christianity maybe) mind that wants do her because of the ... how shall it be called from now on? the "queen mum factor" ?
but for me, ms lewinsky killed all that was special about "doing a clinton". its just too common now. i mean... cmon... it feels like... everybody did the clintons
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Sharupak
Minmatar
Knights Of the Black Sun
Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2008.01.26 18:24:00 -
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Edited by: Sharupak on 26/01/2008 18:25:34
Edited by: Sharupak on 26/01/2008 18:25:17
Originally by: Sister Impotentata
Admit it. You'd let her smoke the pole. I know I would.
Uhh duh! What the hell does that have to do with how hot she is?
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Sister Impotentata
Elite Angels Of Death
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Posted - 2008.01.26 18:36:00 -
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Originally by: Avery Fatwallet
ms lewinsky
I'd hit that too. 
But yes. "Queen Mum Factor." I like that.
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TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Professor Falken
What you see here on these screens is a fantasy, a computer-enhanced hallucination! Those blips are not real missiles, they're phantoms!
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Ryan Scouse'UK
omen.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.26 19:06:00 -
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Edited by: Ryan Scouse''UK on 26/01/2008 19:06:24
she has red hair.. she is white.. she is ugly !! ugly !!
random google image wins of a random girl .
thats the type of girl you want to go after.
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Sister Impotentata
Elite Angels Of Death
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Posted - 2008.01.26 19:20:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Ryan Scouse'UK
she has red hair..
She most certainly does not. But if she did. Secret Service. PWND. Would have been. Me. With artillery and more.
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TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Professor Falken
What you see here on these screens is a fantasy, a computer-enhanced hallucination! Those blips are not real missiles, they're phantoms!
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Sharupak
Minmatar
Knights Of the Black Sun
Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2008.01.26 23:43:00 -
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Well, they would certainly know if the carpet matched the drapes.
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