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The Hooch
Minmatar
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.26 15:57:00 -
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So there I was pouring over the books trying to keep track of all the balls I had in the airàLooking at the past monthsÆ tally sheets of kills and lossesàönot badöà I thought to myself, but it could always be betterà
The door buzzer barked at me and I looked for my little helper to make sure it was loaded and close by. I punched the video viewer to get a look into the hallway.
It was my pale skinned red headed woman (the one that liked to play with very sharp knives), only she had a slightly odd look about her. She did not seem to have her normally ôdonÆt **** with meö look. In fact she looked almost scared as her eyes darted back and forth like she was expecting someone or some thing.
ôI am kinda busy in here, can this wait?ö as I looked at all the income statements scatted across my desk.
She became even more agitated and her voice went up a pitch or two, ôjust open the ****ing door, I need to speak with youàNOW!ö and with that she kicked at the door
I put the door on manual so I could open it just enough to let her in. Slowly I moved the door latch to the open side. With as much care as I could I inched the door open, no sooner than I had *****ed it so I could see half of her face a pair of black gloved hands grabbed it and forced it open with a thud.
I heard her scream cut off in mid yell. Before I could bring my weapon down, a leg the size of an oak tree shot through the opening and itÆs foot hit me square in the chest knocking back 10 feet gasping for air, it felt like a nanoÆd Typhoon had just hit me a full speed.
No sooner than I had stumbled back, when another kick found itsÆ mark along side my head and with that I dropped like a sack of bricks.
When I woke up I looked up from where I had landed and all I could see was a f***ing huge mustache attached to a clean, almost polished head and to beat it all, a big toothy grin. As I cleared the cobwebs from my head I looked around and the red head was gone, just the odor of her perfume lingered.
ôWell now Hooch, you have been a very bad boy, you and your alliance mates, 2333 kills in 25 days? Why, that is impressive by anyone ones standards and that after very strict laws imposed you to limit your business, but did you have to pod so many of them? I mean after all, the ships were of no threat and thatÆs just plain mean to a helpless foeö
I shook away the last of the bells ringing in my head, ôwell.. we donÆt like the whining in local comms and we prefer to loot in peace, whatÆsÆ it to you anyway? ItÆs all nice and legalà and paid forö I snapped at him. I began to notice other things about him now, and I slowly scanned the room for my weapon.
He reached into his belt and tossed me my gun, ôdonÆt bother my friend, the charging pack has been removed and the one strapped to your leg is safe as wellö
ôLovelyö I said in a flat tone, ôjust who are you and what do you want with me?
He chuckled,
ôYou see Hooch, I am here to inform you that youÆre going to be working for me for the foreseeable future off and on, as I feel the need to employ your services. I just needed to find you and your gal that was here was the bait, in a way you owe me, she was on here way to silence you in a very permanent way and I just could not have thatö
It now appeared clearly that I was dealing with a high level cop from one of the empires, the big crested star on his chest finally struck me.
ôSo just whom do you work for?ö I asked knowing I would not get an answer to my liking
ôLets just say the enemy of my enemy is my friend for now, shall we?ö he said with another chuckleà
ôHere is a list of concerns I have for you, do this well and to our expectations and you and your friends will be rewarded very well, those who I represent have extremely deep pockets and reward successö
Then his smile faded to replaced with an evil grin, ôand they also know how to punish those who do not live up to a contractö
With that the smile faded completely and turned into what I can only describe as the most deadly look I have ever seen in my life.
ôI will contact you soonö
He got up, dropped the charging packs on my desk and headed for the door, he turned and looked at me with that big toothy smile,
ôoh and donÆt worry about your red head, that has been taken care ofö with that he stepped out of the door.
Picking up the list he left I began to readà
<to be continued>
Concord punishes people, it does not protect them |
bixentine
Rionnag Alba
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.26 16:07:00 -
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roleplay section is that way ---->
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The Hooch
Minmatar
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.26 16:08:00 -
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 Originally by: bixentine
roleplay section is that way ---->
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Read closer...
Concord punishes people, it does not protect them |
Fulmen
Amarr
Caldari Deep Space Ventures
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Posted - 2008.01.26 16:12:00 -
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Oaky finish it. Who's the mark?
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The Hooch
Minmatar
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.26 16:13:00 -
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Originally by: Fulmen
Oaky finish it. Who's the mark?
Soon...
Concord punishes people, it does not protect them |
Fulmen
Amarr
Caldari Deep Space Ventures
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Posted - 2008.01.26 16:14:00 -
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you bastard. 
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Dafuzz
Gallente
Evolution
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.01.26 16:29:00 -
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Dontcha just love those huge cops on a mission....
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Mokka express
moon7empler
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Posted - 2008.01.26 16:32:00 -
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Originally by: The Hooch
it felt like a nanoÆd Typhoon had just hit me a full speed.
Hahaha :D
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Nathin Ames
True Foundation
Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.26 16:35:00 -
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OHHH THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!
The Official Drunk of the South
Sig removed because I really really suck
EX-FIX
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Sgt Napalm
Synergy Fundacion
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Posted - 2008.01.26 16:47:00 -
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Cliffs needed 
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Shamen
Amarr
DAB
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.26 17:00:00 -
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Well they just dec'd Razor - Then two corporations left their alliance.
Also this isn't role playing forums.
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Shamen
Dark Angel Battalion |
General StarScream
Borg Collective hive mind
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Posted - 2008.01.26 17:45:00 -
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HEy what about the hot readhead?
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CCP Mitnal
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Posted - 2008.01.26 17:46:00 -
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Moved to CAS.
Mitnal,
Community Representative
EVE Online
CCP Games
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Cyriel Longinus
XERCORE
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Posted - 2008.01.27 02:15:00 -
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Hooch!
after the months of teasing she's done, you don't even get to keep that redhead's biomass, dammit! ...
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The Hooch
Minmatar
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.27 02:44:00 -
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Originally by: Cyriel Longinus
Hooch!
after the months of teasing she's done, you don't even get to keep that redhead's biomass, dammit! ...
Ya just never know...
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