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Wren Alterana Minmatar Republic University	Posted - 2008.01.30 06:51:00 - [1] I got this from a webcomic, added about 30 something of them (the comic only had like 7 of the 41 filled in) and modified it for EVE. 1: Pillage, then burn. 2: If you get in a situation you can't shoot your way out of you need a bigger gun. 3: Violence isn't the answer, its the question; and the answer is yes. 4: Always shoot to kill. 5: If your going to betray someone make sure you kill them. 6: If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. 7: Never surrender as long as you have bullets. 8: Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on other side of the airlock. 9: Never turn your back on an enemy. 10: Never let family stand in the way of opportunity 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head. 13: Do unto others. 14: Never place friendship before gains. 16: Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth. 15: Never ask when you can take. 16: Fear makes a good business partner. 17: You can never have too many guns. 18: Trust is the biggest liability of all. 19: A good corp member is hard to come by, so make sure you have replacements before ordering their execution. 20: Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them. 21: Justice is in the eye of the beholder. 22: Leave no witnesses 23: A lie isn't a lie until someone else knows the truth. 24: His money is only your's when he can't get it back. 25: Dead people tend to be more willing to give you what you want. 26: if you must let someone live, be sure to maim them. 27: Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence. 28: Victory without violence is hardly a victory at all. 29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, no more, no less. 30: A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go. 31: Only cheaters prosper. 32: when you think someone is dead, shoot them again, just to be on the safe side. 33: If its still moving you should still be shooting. 34: If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. 35: That which does not kill you has made a tactical error. 36: When the going gets tough, the tough call for Drakes 37: There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload". 38: Talking can sometimes help, violence will always help. 39: When in doubt, break out the napalm. 40: Web first ask questions never. 41: Negotiation's can often help in the long run. Violence will always help now.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2008.01.30 06:53:00 - [2] Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 30/01/2008 06:53:40 3 rules of pirating... 1. Kill everything 2. Kill everything else 3. Kill whatever you missed the first 2x Originally by: Sharupak When you go to vote, you are voting on whether you want to bend over or get on your knees.
Alexi Borizkova Caldari New Age Solutions New Age Solutions Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.01.30 06:56:00 - [3] yay, another schlocker. I had added to my bio a while back my favorite one. "Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow."
Marcus TheMartin Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2008.01.30 07:27:00 - [4] 5 Habits of highly effective bears 1.Buy a drake 2.Buy a raven 3.Buy a Navy Raven 4.Pimp it out to do more missions 5.Threaten to quit every 3 seconds
Droneo Queen Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.01.30 08:05:00 - [5] you won't have any wingman to help you out if you are doing all 41 of them. being pirate is not being bad, it's about profit well you still here to use the profit.
Hohne Antares Fleet Yards SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2008.01.30 11:47:00 - [6] http://schlockmercenary.com/ ^ The webcomic for those curious....
Haulin'Hauling	Posted - 2008.01.30 12:00:00 - [7] Where did number 11 go?
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.01.30 12:03:00 - [8] The amorph ate it. 1\|2\|3\|4\|5.
wierchas noobhunter Caldari	Posted - 2008.01.30 12:26:00 - [9] personally i think that u are not cool enuff to use sig from ergo proxy
Atomos Darksun Havoc Inc Blood Blind	Posted - 2008.01.30 15:20:00 - [10] 1. Kill 2. Ransom 3. Varsarian Brandy (Good ol' SWG) ----- They've gone to PLAID!!

Mo Steel Caldari Sanguis vix Dignatio	Posted - 2008.01.30 16:04:00 - [11] 1. Find targets. 2. Lock them. 3. ... 4. Profit! ----- Want a sig made? Eve-Mail me, signatures made for 5 million isk each.
xyeLz	Posted - 2008.01.30 16:46:00 - [12] Anyone who took this seriously or made a list themselves fails in life.
Marcus TheMartin Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2008.01.30 16:49:00 - [13] Originally by: Atomos Darksun 1. Kill 2. Ransom 3. Varsarian Brandy (Good ol' SWG) I thought it was vasparian brandy MORE MIND NOW
Marcus TheMartin Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2008.01.30 16:50:00 - [14] Originally by: xyeLz Anyone who took this seriously or made a list themselves fails in life. The fact that you replied to this seriously says a lot about you as well
xyeLz	Posted - 2008.01.30 16:52:00 - [15] Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Originally by: xyeLz Anyone who took this seriously or made a list themselves fails in life. The fact that you replied to this seriously says a lot about you as well I don't see how.
Marcus TheMartin Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2008.01.30 16:54:00 - [16] Originally by: xyeLz Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Originally by: xyeLz Anyone who took this seriously or made a list themselves fails in life. The fact that you replied to this seriously says a lot about you as well I don't see how. Well you say any one that made a list to reply in this thread fails at life. The point that you took the time to point out how we all fail at life says a lot about the value of your time.
RainbowRandolph	Posted - 2008.01.30 16:55:00 - [17] See Ferengi, Rules of Aquisition.
Elison Muerte The Halibuts	Posted - 2008.01.30 17:00:00 - [18] Originally by: Mo Steel 1. Find targets. 2. Lock them. 3. ... 4. Profit! no socks, no way!
Joachim Kato Xenobytes	Posted - 2008.01.30 18:17:00 - [19] Golden rules of any PeeVeePeeer are the folowing: 1. Always fly with one finger on F12 button (if you press F12 at least 4 secs after you ninja warped yer pod, it's considered n00bish); 2. If someone is unwilling to fight when odds are hugely not in their favour, they are chicken bear n00blars; 3. If you overkill someone, that's a GF; 4. If you get overkilled, that's lame and all of them who did that are n00b blobbers; 5. If you lose a ship, that was either to desync, lag or sploitz. At least that's how I play this game.
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION	Posted - 2008.01.30 19:00:00 - [20] Originally by: xyeLz Anyone who took this seriously or made a list themselves fails in life. smoked sausage is a food, not an action. I support OP 100% with an addition of my own. 1) If someone smiles at you, you havn't taken what they are worth. Originally by: hellsknights It's always nice to kill something you can't afford

Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2008.01.30 19:03:00 - [21] Originally by: Alexi Borizkova yay, another schlocker. I had added to my bio a while back my favorite one. "Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow." Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. Set a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life Originally by: Sharupak When you go to vote, you are voting on whether you want to bend over or get on your knees.
Kane Rizzel NovaKane Incorporated Derek Knows Us	Posted - 2008.01.30 21:43:00 - [22] I only have one rule: If it moves... Shoot it. If it doesn't move... Steal it. But a lot of those are pretty good. Originally by: High Sierra note to self: dont ever say anything to anyone on the internet about anything ever again.
doctorstupid2 Blood Corsair's Blood Blind	Posted - 2008.01.30 23:19:00 - [23] Originally by: Wren Alterana 6: If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. Yes. MOVIES: Deadspace Deadspace 2
Karyuudo Tydraad Caldari Whiskey Pete's Drycleaning Services	Posted - 2008.01.31 00:09:00 - [24] Schlock Mercenary FTW. =P The ones actually in the web comic are: 1. Pillage, then burn. 6. If violence wasnÆt your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. 8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock. 9. Never turn your back on an enemy. 12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head. 13. Do unto others. 16. Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth. 27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence. 29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less. 30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go. 31. Only cheaters prosper. 34. If youÆre leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. 35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error. 36. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support. 37. There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload." xx. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow. xx. Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients.
ThaDollaGenerale The Bloody Red	Posted - 2008.01.31 01:24:00 - [25] Originally by: Wren Alterana 41: Negotiation's can often help in the long run. Violence will always help now. WHAT DO THE NEGOTIATIONS OWN? I WANT TO KNOW
techzer0 IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2008.01.31 01:57:00 - [26] Originally by: Karyuudo Tydraad xx. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow. Change fish to ship and I know a few people like that ------------ Originally by: Praxis1452 you win eve
hellsknights RennTech SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2008.01.31 02:07:00 - [27] Edited by: hellsknights on 31/01/2008 02:07:05 Originally by: RainbowRandolph See Ferengi, Rules of Aquisition. I love their "rules of aquisition" i know they are ugly and all but who wouldn't want all women to be naked ALL THE TIME.....
xbreaka Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.01.31 02:09:00 - [28] xx. Sex+alcohol= profit
Stuart Price Caldari Havoc Inc Blood Blind	Posted - 2008.01.31 03:51:00 - [29] Build a man a fire and he'll stay warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life. Then you can take his stuff. "I got soul but I'm not a soldier"
PathetiQ Gallente Vale Heavy Industries Molotov Coalition	Posted - 2008.01.31 17:01:00 - [30] this thread...fail! ::Killing Space Monkey Since 1969::



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