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Ard UnjiiGo
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.01.31 18:36:00 -
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Edited by: Ard UnjiiGo on 31/01/2008 18:51:13
"Who are The Bastards?"
The Bastards are an international, very active low-sec pirate corp. We engage in all forms of piracy and are committed to ensuring that others support our enjoyable style of living and playing.
"What's it take to be a Bastard?"
- You must be able to use vent. You aren't always expected to be able to speak on vent, however, FCs and scouts must be able to at all times.
- We recommend a 4 mil SP minimum and that you are at least 18. These are not firm membership requirements and exceptions may be made on an individual basis.
- You must not still be on trial and are applying with your main.
- We are looking for other 'active' pilots. If you can only be on an average of a few hours a month then we are not for you.
- You must not just be willing but looking forward to going outlaw (red, flashy and oh so sexy  ). Many of our members can share with you that going blinky while on an account with a low number of SPs is far from suicidal and can even be advantageous. If you wish to keep your security status at a certain point to go can-bait newb miners then go join one of those other 'pirate' corps.
- You must not be averse to losing ships. We are a team and you may lose a ship while holding a target down for the gang. We will not ask you to throw away ships for no profit (that's what it's about after all), however, if you really get twisted up about going pop then go join one of those other 'pirate' corps.
- You absolutely must have your head screwed on right and have a sense of humor. We are a mature but tight-knit and rowdy bunch and if you are hypersensitive you'll wash out.
- You must not already "know-it-all". If you do, you don't need us  and we don't want you. Every Bastard has things to learn and knowledge and skill to share.
"What do The Bastards offer?"
- Lots of pretty explosions and the isk that goes with it. We split all ransoms and loot profits among involved gang members equally. The corp buys all remaining loot and distributes the profits to gang members.
- Vent, KB and corp-only forums that will all bring a smile to your face regularly.
- No rigid heirarchy. We have directors and shareholders, however, our corp motto is: "There are no 'special' Bastards. We are all just Bastards."
- Logistical support. We have corp ships available to those that need them. A Corp Orders channel. A large BPO inventory to meet corp members needs and members able to help you fill those ship and equipment needs from high-sec.
"Where can I find out more about you lovable bunch of Bastards?"
Our KB can be found here (ALL player related kills and losses are posted.): http://www.the-bastards.com/kb/
Our homepage including a link to our corp application and FAQ is: http://www.the-bastards.com/
If seriously interested, you are encouraged to contact Mahn AlNouhm, Ard UnjiiGo or Silvetrys in game before submitting an application via our homepage.
"How seriously interested must I be?"
If your initial question and answer period with one or more members goes well you will be invited to our semi-public channel ingame to meet more of our members and friends. If that goes well then you will be asked to provide us with your limited User ID and API key. If that checks out you will be asked to join us on our vent channel and on some of our ops for a few days to a week to gauge how well you fit in and to ensure for you that the life of a low-sec pirate is for you.
Our recruitment process is involved because we are committed to bringing on new members that have a real passion for the pirating life style and can become a valued member of our community. We care more about what is between your ears then how many SPs you have accumulated and what ships you can fly. Don't waste our time and yours trying to impress us with either. 
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Ard UnjiiGo
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.01.31 18:43:00 -
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Edited by: Ard UnjiiGo on 31/01/2008 18:48:19
"What about corp mergers or assimilations?"
In the past we have done corp mergers, however, at this time we are not entertaining them. We will still consider corp assimilations of smaller pirate corps looking to increase the number of folks available for ops, increased logistical support and greater comraderie. Assimilations do not come with any shares or director spots (Though we do offer shares to any long-term, invested, regularly contributing members.). To explore if an assimilation of your corp would be good for you and good for The Bastards please contact our CEO, Silvetrys, only.
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Mr Twinkie
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.01.31 20:28:00 -
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Bastard Bump
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Fedor Emilianenko
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Posted - 2008.01.31 21:45:00 -
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i am very interested i just have a few questions, i am currently training up for hacs and maxing my gunnery, i have 15 mill sps at min and have maxed out my learning skills and almost my gunnery, i was wondering if full training is provided for those with not a vast amount of experience, i know the basics and work well in a team but i have so much to learn. Is this the corp for me? Also what timezone are you guys?
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Mr Twinkie
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.01.31 22:39:00 -
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If u get along well with us and we accept u, we'd happily teach u the ins and outs of pirating. Were located both in the UK and the US, and we almost always have enough members on during peak times to get 1-2 gangs running.
If your still interested contact one of the players mentioned by the OP, and they can work on getting u invited into r semi-public chat
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Ard UnjiiGo
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.01.31 23:34:00 -
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I think what Twink meant to say was US and Euro members. We have a number of folks that aren't yanks or brits like uhh...our CEO . GO FINLAND!!!
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Ard UnjiiGo
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.02.01 00:20:00 -
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Fedor - one of us will contact you in game next few days when you are on.
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Cpn Planet
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Posted - 2008.02.01 00:51:00 -
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Hello, I am an upcoming and aspiring pirate, with only 1.2M SP, however I am dedicated to becoming better at this game and am looking for a place to fit in. I played on trial for the first two weeks, then had to go inactive (due to money issues  ). I have fixed this problem and dont plan on going inactive anytime soon. I actually cannot wait to be red and blinky, and perhaps get a nice bounty on my head . I understand that I have a low amount of SP, so if i have to train a bit more before Im allowed in, I dont mind a bit =P
I am 20 years old, i have vent, and im pretty easy going. Losing a ship doesnt bother me too much, and i expect to lose a few before i get the hang of the game. Anyways, hope to hear back from you all soon!
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ericAmerica
CounterMand
Nocturnal Legion
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Posted - 2008.02.01 01:01:00 -
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Bumpage for Ard.
Also these guys seem like they have a good time!
-eA
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Mr Twinkie
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.02.01 01:31:00 -
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Cpn contact one of the mentioned players, you may still be able to jump in the chat, maybe get in on an op or 2
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Mr Twinkie
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.02.01 12:35:00 -
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bump
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Ard UnjiiGo
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.02.01 16:15:00 -
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 Originally by: ericAmerica
Bumpage for Ard.
Also these guys seem like they have a good time!
-eA
Thanks mate and yup we have a very good time. Hope all is well with you eA.
Since the response has been very strong with quite a few interested folks to sort out this may be the last bump for a bit
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Aiiur
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Posted - 2008.02.01 19:33:00 -
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Hey guys,
I'm a friend of Cpn Planet's up there ^^^ (actually introduced him to the game while I was on trial) and we have been actively seeking a fun group of guys to blow ships up with . Like Cpn, I am eager to really dive into the depth of this game (EVE's biggest draw for me) and cause some damage! I'm pretty low on SP at the moment as well (1.6 mil) but I'm working on that . Headed over to your site now to fill out the app. Hope to speak with you guys soon.
-Sic
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Shiodome
Caldari
Black Sea Industries
Cult of War
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Posted - 2008.02.01 22:57:00 -
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o/
A bit sick of the alliance 'thing' at the moment, looking for a change in lifestyle... preferably a violent one. if one of you gents could convo me at your leisure (UK timezone), that'd be grand.
(p.s can supply own exotic dancers )
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today i am this cool:
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Mr Twinkie
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.02.01 23:21:00 -
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You come to us... not vice versa
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Shiodome
Caldari
Black Sea Industries
Cult of War
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Posted - 2008.02.01 23:33:00 -
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will do, the 1mill CSPA charge is a bit ott though :P
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today i am this cool:
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Mr Twinkie
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.02.02 17:37:00 -
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Still looking for a few good bastards
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Ard UnjiiGo
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.02.25 18:26:00 -
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Bump.
Disregard Twinks comment above. If you contact one of us in game or choose to post here - we'll get back to you.
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Ard UnjiiGo
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.02.26 15:09:00 -
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Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
Because he left if off the hook!
'groan' and bump
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Taga Tengu
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.02.29 05:28:00 -
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I joined the Bastards, and I've lost 43 lbs in just 1 month!
bumpity bump bump.
Yarrr
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Ard UnjiiGo
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.03.12 01:37:00 -
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What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!
Bump.
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Ard UnjiiGo
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.03.15 15:29:00 -
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Why is pirating addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
Bump.
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Ard UnjiiGo
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.03.20 03:36:00 -
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A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth.
This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances.
The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"
Bump.
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Ard UnjiiGo
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.03.22 01:41:00 -
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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!
Bump.
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