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Meleira Luan Tiger Trading	Posted - 2008.02.06 13:12:00 - [1] Airkio VII - Moon 3 - Lai Dai Corporation Factory In a confidential interview today, Haalonen Ihoya, Chief Coordinator of Public Relations for the Lai Dai corporation revealed that they are considering a considerable discount deal for the LEGI0N corporation on their popular model of Manticore stealth bomber vessels. - Nobody looses as many Manticores as LEGI0N does and our sale figures are looking very promising after they went to war with The Core Collective Alliance. At first we thought there was a construction flaw with that particular series of ships they have had delivered but we made perfectly sure that this was not the reason for the many losses, says Miss Ihoya. When Arvalen Reurmanen, the Chief Researcher at Lai Dai was asked about his views on the subject he commented: - We had to carefully examine the cruiser launcher hardpoint assemblies because we suspected they might have been mounted backwards, causing the Manticores to fire the cruise missiles on themselves. But this was not the case, it just seems like the LEGI0N pilots are highly incompete... With these words miss Ihoya quickly silenced her researcher and fired of several smiles at the cameras ensuring that LEGI0N are highly valued sucke... customers and that they will provide them with as many Manticores as they may need in their war efforts. EON Magazine have been asked if they want to feature an article on "How to not fly a Manticore" featuring some really good advice from LEGI0N pilots but so far there has been no official reply.
ChoppinBrocolli GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.06 13:15:00 - [2] can I roleplay too? I wanna be a princess
Meleira Luan Tiger Trading	Posted - 2008.02.06 13:16:00 - [3] You will always be my little princess dear
Plan Neun Caldari Ganja Unlimited CORE.	Posted - 2008.02.06 13:34:00 - [4] Edited by: Plan Neun on 06/02/2008 13:38:34 Can I do his hair Sorry hers hair, geee. And the cat was here
Dionisius Gallente Critical Analysis R0ADKILL	Posted - 2008.02.06 13:51:00 - [5] LEGI0N FOR LIFE! _____________________________________ Your signature is too large. Please resize it to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Mitnal
Zorlag Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.06 14:03:00 - [6] hi i'm a pubbie that's why i'm completely obsessed with stealth bombers and believe they have any redeeming qualities besides allowing me to contribute negligible dps while cloaking and uncloaking in my paper-thin ship
Ponderous Thunderstroke Republic War Machine Industries	Posted - 2008.02.06 14:09:00 - [7] So ITT, we learn that an alt is making fun of LEGI0N for finding out what everyone else knows, that stealth bombers are crap. Unless you're Star Fraction, in which case they're crap but they have a great press agent. Did I miss anything? -- "PT, you are a complete and total jerk." Yes. Yes I am.
K'reemy G'udness The Greater Goon GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.06 17:32:00 - [8] ITT I put on my robe and wizard hat. ---
Vanessa LaiDai GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.06 17:44:00 - [9] Oh man this coincidence is embarrassing.
The Comatorium Caldari The Ghazi	Posted - 2008.02.06 20:18:00 - [10] Originally by: Meleira Luan ...that they are considering a considerable discount deal for... I lol'd... Considering the Considerable. Makes a lot of sense tbh ------------------------- Originally by: Ghazi Mining skills just makes your character go noob longer.
Dr Paithos Minmatar Republic Deep Space Institute	Posted - 2008.02.06 20:44:00 - [11] this thread would probably be better in the other corp forum that's for rp stuff also can i be a racecar i want to be a racecar
Lochmar Fiendhiem Caldari International Multi-Player Consortium Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2008.02.06 21:12:00 - [12] I'm not sure who legion are, but good RP post. Hopefully it gets moved to the RP forum and not just locked. Was a funny read, although short. Originally by: Halkin bob is dead, goons are great, cheese is cheesy, there we go no need for any more threads
Deviana Sevidon Gallente Panta-Rhei Phoenix Allianz	Posted - 2008.02.06 21:22:00 - [13] Indeed, good stuff and a refreshing chance from the usual stuff here in CAOD, but it would be better placed in corporation and alliance summit. Btw. Most CAOD posters are already roleplayers. In EVE background the capsuleers are described as as totally mad egomaniacs with who disregard everything, even reality. It seems a perfect description of CAOD.
Scatim Helicon GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.06 22:05:00 - [14] Will role d20 for cheap stealth bombers. -----------
Berneh Gallente LEGI0N	Posted - 2008.02.06 22:43:00 - [15] huh ? we are at war ? i wondered where all these insurance payouts were coming from
captain kikaz LEGI0N	Posted - 2008.02.07 16:04:00 - [16] Thats actually really funny.I can laugh at my own mistakes I wonder if core collective can laugh at there own set ups
Militia Caldari	Posted - 2008.02.07 18:23:00 - [17] Killed at least 20 of you before I passed out from laughing so hard and flew into the station. Is there a discount on bulk orders?
Kurant XxTiggerxX Corp SOUL CARTEL	Posted - 2008.02.07 18:50:00 - [18] lool
Darqnite Caldari LEGI0N	Posted - 2008.02.07 19:17:00 - [19] Its not the losses we are concerned about.. we have lost a couple bombers, yes. And as Milita blatently put it, we pretty much had to ram ourselves into a station to get the loss. Were they come into play though, is they are keeping you from bouncing around in your vessels made of clouds, and astroid belts made of rainbows.. therefore being totally effective. Though i do have to say, you guys look precious sitting at docking distance, radiating light from your respective tummy symbols, beaming us with " Rays of Light, and good cheer "
Militia LEGI0N	Posted - 2008.02.07 19:24:00 - [20] Originally by: Darqnite Its not the losses we are concerned about.. we have lost a couple bombers, yes. And as Milita blatently put it, we pretty much had to ram ourselves into a station to get the loss. Were they come into play though, is they are keeping you from bouncing around in your vessels made of clouds, and astroid belts made of rainbows.. therefore being totally effective. Though i do have to say, you guys look precious sitting at docking distance, radiating light from your respective tummy symbols, beaming us with " Rays of Light, and good cheer " No more drugs for that man.
Sartaron Amarr LEGI0N	Posted - 2008.02.07 19:40:00 - [21] Uh, it was you who bribed that engineer at Lai Dai?
Berneh Gallente LEGI0N	Posted - 2008.02.07 20:19:00 - [22] Originally by: Sartaron Uh, it was you who bribed that engineer at Lai Dai? Let just say there was some "unpleasent'ness" involving countessa, the boss of lai dai, and a sack of kittens.
Sgt Dakka LEGI0N	Posted - 2008.02.07 23:23:00 - [23] Lai Dai have no intention of offering us "deals" but do take kindly to our purchases AND have often commented kindly towards our great advertisement. After fighting several wars in our Stealth Bomber fleets we have seen more and more of the active members of our war targets, undocking in Stealth Bombers themselves, inspired but LEGION's great efforts. LEGION's Manticore fleet is working at a great efficiency. It is to my dismay that we have taken any losses, but with pilots ready and "Yarring" to go it is sometimes hard to NOT throw caution to the wind. Yes these little beauties are paper thin, BUT yes they do pack a punch and should be un-killable if you take care and pick your fights... Unfortunately with The Core Collective losing so many (badly setup) ships and generally flying to a substandard level, it filled our stealth bomber fleet with a little TOO much Confidence. I mean hell, even Rookie Ships have a gun on that would put a hole in a Stealth Bomber, given the chance. -WE ARE LEGION- -LEGION FOR LIFE- Stealth Bomber F.C, Friendly Neighborhood Pirate Sgt Dakka WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

CCP Mitnal	Posted - 2008.02.08 01:10:00 - [24] Moved to CAS. Mitnal, Community Representative EVE Online CCP Games Email/Netfang

Galvatr0n Gallente LEGI0N	Posted - 2008.02.08 02:43:00 - [25] Ok, so I'm not so hot at this role playing thing because I haven't played D&D in like...15 years, but here goes. (warning, this attempt will likely be horrible) Airko VII - Moon 3 - Lai Dai Corporation Factory - John's "Oh snap I just got fired" bar and grill. The air is smokey and the floors covered with vomit, the place is truely disgusting. I'm here to do an interview with Haalonen Ihoya, former CCPR for Lai Dai about why he was recently fired. IVWAV: Miss Ihoya, you recently stated that a discount was going to be given to LEGI0N due to their "non-expert use" of the Manticore model stealth bomber. Now however you are out of a job and **-face drunk in this dive. Tell us what happened? Ihoya: [with a drunken slur] Well, in proposing a discount to LEGI0N I tolded the higher ups a little wheet lie. I told them that LEGI0N was losing many many stealth boomers which actually wasn't completely accurate. See I told them....[orders another drink]....that they had lost 400 bombers, when in fact what I did was add two zero's to the number 4. Unfourtunatly TCC hasn't killed many boobers but they get a B for effort. For boobs. Do you like mine? In fact we also tried to sell more sheath bombers to TCC but they've lost different models, soooooo I needed to put more loses on LEGI0N thus the bigger not so true number. [whispers] In fact TCC has lost only one less bomber than LEGI0N but like 60 more ships total. IVWAV: Thats very interesting. So you're now out of a job. Ihoya: Well I already sold my kids to the Sanshas, but as far as day to day income goes right now I'm giving my palm a good work out from time to time as some of these drunks in here need. Are you drunk? IVWAV: Ah, no. No thanks. WE ARE LEGI0N. WE DO NOT FORGIVE. WE DO NOT FORGET. EXPECT US.**
Berneh Gallente LEGI0N	Posted - 2008.02.08 08:42:00 - [26] Kheram V-15 Berneh enters a smoke filled room, as he looks around he notices he faint smell of cat urine... he knows he's home. as he walks in he sits down kicks off his boots and flicks on the tv, opeining a beer he puts his feet up and flicks through the channels hoping that Thundercats is on because thundercats its great. all of a sudden Darqnite runs into the room Darqnite > "WHAA BHAAA MANTIIII" Berneh > "slow down darq your doing it again, "whats happened ? " Dargnite > "CRAZY DISCOUNTS...LOW LOW PRICES... BUY ONE GET ONE FREE..MUST SHOP TILL I DROP!!!!" with that Darq runs from the run towards the hanger of his big red sled. somewhat puzzled by this Berneh decides to find out whats going on, he walks to the nearest door which happened to be sambamk2's living quarters. Berneh > "Oi samba ya grumpy git whats up with darqnite" a muffled sound comes from behind the door... Sambamk2 > "FAAAAAARRRTTTTTT" hmmmm he must be on vent, better not disturb him... Then the television catches the young and very handsome pilots attention.. TV >"YES FOR THIS WAR ONLY DISCOUNT MANTICORES ARE BEING OFFERED TO PEOPLE THAT ARE REGISTERED DISABLED!!!" Berneh > "OMFG" berneh races to the alarm, legion are allready on yellow alert, berneh quickly changes the bulb and sets us to red alert and fires up the alarm. Finally the legion pilots get a break, finally the man has decided to help out the disabled, finally its our time to shine.. then we all went shopping and had some cakeybuns
samba mk2 Caldari LEGI0N	Posted - 2008.02.08 15:59:00 - [27] LoL
AS Patriot StarHunt Fallout Project	Posted - 2008.02.14 20:09:00 - [28] Haha this is really nice written and in so funny way that noone can feal really insulted without laughing "Mounted backwards..." That part made me cry hahahaha _________________________________________________ I fly for these: And I love it
Countessa Minmatar LEGI0N	Posted - 2008.03.06 08:38:00 - [29] I love my corp :) Berneh > im gonna snip myself blind in a sec, im just printing a pic of siobhan then im off to bed SuperJonny > lolz

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