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Irish Whiskey
Caldari
Vendetta Underground
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2008.02.08 03:28:00 -
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Kinda dull in the finale, but kinda funny nonetheless.
How many could you take?
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari
Cult of Rawr
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Posted - 2008.02.08 03:34:00 -
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You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.
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Last Wolf
Templars of Space
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Posted - 2008.02.08 04:01:00 -
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Edited by: Last Wolf on 08/02/2008 04:01:40
You could take on over NINE THOUSSSSSSSSSAAAAANDDDD!!! five year old kids in a fight.
Sorry, couldn't resists.
Actually i got 28.
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Alvar Ursidae
Amarr
Oceanic Soldiers of Fortune
Black Scope Project
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Posted - 2008.02.08 04:19:00 -
[4]
30 - lol
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
The Delta Source
Dread Sovereign
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Posted - 2008.02.08 04:41:00 -
[5]
33. Bring em on so I can use one for a weapon!
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Imperator Jora'h
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Posted - 2008.02.08 04:54:00 -
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I do not think they give enough points for willingness to fight dirty. Kids never see it coming.
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Shameless Avenger
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Posted - 2008.02.08 05:08:00 -
[7]
 Originally by: Imperator Jora'h
I do not think they give enough points for willingness to fight dirty. Kids never see it coming.
Hmm, I think is the other way around. They will be the first to bite, trow sand on your eyes, etc... |
Darteis Elosia
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Posted - 2008.02.08 05:22:00 -
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You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.
Grab one of those little rugrats by the feet and swing him around as a morning star and hope his skull is harder than the one you use him to knock!
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Copine Callmeknau
Virtus Auctorita Vires
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Posted - 2008.02.08 05:46:00 -
[9]
30
Hmm, guess I need to take some martial arts classes
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Avery Fatwallet
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Posted - 2008.02.08 06:01:00 -
[10]
Edited by: Avery Fatwallet on 08/02/2008 06:02:50
When you're dealing with a kiddy situation like this, they're dosed up on sugar up the ass.
They're bound to give you any resistance imaginable.
If you get a special one, or a hero, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take your fist and smash their nose in.
Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ******* **** after that. You might get some ***** talk **** to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the **** up.
Now if it's a preschool bully, that's a different story. Preschool bullies know better than to **** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a ***** in two.
and so on et cetera et cetera.
but honestly... if you are really attacked by zombie kiddos the best bet would probably be to just start snapping necks. theyre to weak, youre not.
how you gonna explain a basketball court full of dead kids... thats a different story altogether...
edit: still it says i could only get 25 :(
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Helen Hunts
Gallente
Red Dragon Mining inc
Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.08 06:42:00 -
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Hmm...only 34 for me....I must be losing my touch.
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Kyanzes
Utopian Research I.E.L.
Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2008.02.08 07:49:00 -
[12]
25? I'm such a lame noob... OMFG
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Victor Valka
Caldari
Archon Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.08 07:57:00 -
[13]
28
The "There are no weapons or foreign objects" clause sort of ruined it for me.
If only I had a shovel...
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Ch Tang
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Posted - 2008.02.08 08:16:00 -
[14]
29. So 30 would make me toast.
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Gneeznow
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.02.08 08:45:00 -
[15]
31 booya !
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Roxanna Kell
FinFleet
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.02.08 08:53:00 -
[16]
34
Hell with morality, smash em'n'crash em.
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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.02.08 08:58:00 -
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You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.
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Mr Jay
Pre-nerfed Tactics
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Posted - 2008.02.08 09:38:00 -
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22 
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Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.02.08 09:45:00 -
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33 little ****s!
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
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CCP Mindstar
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Posted - 2008.02.08 09:46:00 -
[20]
You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.
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Karma
Vortex Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.02.08 11:02:00 -
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I could take 39 five year olds.
lies! I once took down 40 back in kindergarten.
have I grown soft in my old age?
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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.02.08 11:35:00 -
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I can take on 27. I'm guessing I can tank about 50, but my DPS isn't great.
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ry ry
StateCorp
Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.02.08 11:38:00 -
[23]
34, which i'm a little disappointed with.
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Gyfrex
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Posted - 2008.02.08 11:51:00 -
[24]
39. I think the max on this might be 40 or something.
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Chris Bartlett
Caldari
The Merchant Marines
VENOM Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.08 11:55:00 -
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You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.
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Imperator Jora'h
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Posted - 2008.02.08 12:26:00 -
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Originally by: Shameless Avenger
Originally by: Imperator Jora'h
I do not think they give enough points for willingness to fight dirty. Kids never see it coming.
Hmm, I think is the other way around. They will be the first to bite, trow sand on your eyes, etc...
There is that but we have more up our sleeve.
"Oh look! The Goodyear blimp!" They always fall for that one, probably good to take out 5 right there.
"I'll give you $1 if you punch the person next to you." You might take out the whole lot with that one.
"Every time you touch me a kitten dies!" May not help you but the look on their faces will be worth it.
Lots more where that came from. Kids wouldn't stand a chance.
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Xtreem
Gallente
Knockaround Guys Inc.
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.08 12:52:00 -
[27]
You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.
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Iva Soreass
Personal Vendetta
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Posted - 2008.02.08 13:03:00 -
[28]
33 for moi! i swear i could take moar!
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Imree Ixni
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.02.08 13:14:00 -
[29]
You could take on 18 five year old kids in a fight
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jason hill
Caldari
Nightmare Holdings
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.08 13:29:00 -
[30]
mwaaaaa im a mere noob ...only 29 of the little blighters for me 
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Riethe
Fine Goods for Fine Gentlemen
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Posted - 2008.02.08 13:53:00 -
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28, not counting all the little bastards I've already killed.
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Maltitol
Gallente
Tides of Silence
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.08 15:45:00 -
[32]
You could take on 23 five year old kids in a fight.
looks like i should bring a chainsaw instead
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
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Nicky Rostu
Gallente
Fading Star Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.08 16:01:00 -
[33]
12
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Irish Whiskey
Caldari
Vendetta Underground
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2008.02.08 16:07:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Nicky Rostu
12
Youre such a sweetheart 8)
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Xen Gin
The Dragoons
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Posted - 2008.02.08 16:20:00 -
[35]
33. So I mean, what's one more after 33? If I wasn't tired after slaughtering the 30th kid I probably had enough in me to the 34th.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.02.08 16:22:00 -
[36]
26 Here. Personally I think my martial arts experience should help me out more...
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CCP Atropos
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Posted - 2008.02.08 16:51:00 -
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28
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Soren
PAK
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Posted - 2008.02.08 19:23:00 -
[38]
You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.
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Dirtee Girl
Omega Enterprises
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.02.08 19:27:00 -
[39]
You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.
yup yup
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Arvald
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2008.02.09 01:12:00 -
[40]
31
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Alexa Devlos
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Posted - 2008.02.09 01:30:00 -
[41]
15
methinks most of you are lying somewhat 
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Akkrillo
Dread Lords
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Posted - 2008.02.09 11:16:00 -
[42]
35. lol, i would rock at beating up kids ^-^
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Lord Zoran
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2008.02.09 12:22:00 -
[43]
27 but more if i had a flamethrower
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ISD Serathu Ashk
ISD Interstellar Correspondents
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Posted - 2008.02.09 13:10:00 -
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"You are a five year old kid in a fight"
Oh wait, misread.
26
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Tatsue Niko
Applied Eugenics
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Posted - 2008.02.09 15:04:00 -
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I could take on 34 of them 
although I'd probably just run for all I was worth until the got split up and then take em one by one.
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2008.02.09 16:56:00 -
[46]
You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.
Phhbt... they underestimate the power of "squish them"
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Kalazar
Amarr
The Tet Corporation
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Posted - 2008.02.09 17:21:00 -
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You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.
'tis blatant lies. I could take more of the little buggers than that >.<
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Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
Zzz
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Posted - 2008.02.09 17:44:00 -
[48]
23 - gentle at heart but very tall
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Mr Friendly
That it Should Come to This
Derek Knows Us
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Posted - 2008.02.09 19:05:00 -
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31 :)
I think the decisive Q was: "To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten".
Poor little kids... guess they should have stayed home :)
Originally by: Mangala Solaris
EVE really doesnt have set goals, its a freeform sandbox - yes a sandbox with kids that occasionally take a dump in it, but a sandbox never the less.
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Yosarian Manth
Caldari
Red Eye .Inc.
Rare Faction
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Posted - 2008.02.09 22:16:00 -
[50]
Damn morals.
24.
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Kehmor
PAK
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Posted - 2008.04.04 12:16:00 -
[51]
Edited by: Kehmor on 04/04/2008 12:23:47
Edited by: Kehmor on 04/04/2008 12:20:17
You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.
Violence isn't the answer, it is the question.
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Uzuness
stone grave haulage
PROBABLE CAUSE
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Posted - 2008.04.04 12:34:00 -
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During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?
I rofl'd.
Also: You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.
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Kusha'an
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Posted - 2008.04.04 15:15:00 -
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You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.
Anybody see The Matrix Reloaded? The playground scene? That's me, in the long black coat, using a lamppost. 
Originally by: welsh wizard
stupid falcon pilots uncloak all the time coz they think they need to surface for air.
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Nasuno
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Posted - 2008.04.04 16:38:00 -
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You could take on 33 five year old kids in a fight.
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Ryan Scouse'UK
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Posted - 2008.04.04 16:44:00 -
[55]
Originally by: CCP Mindstar
You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.
31 also
me & mindstar would get destoryed by 32 5yr old kids I find that hard to belive =P
once I took down the 1st 20 am sure the other 15 would run!!
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Benco97
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Posted - 2008.04.04 16:55:00 -
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19 for me.
Originally by: Kirjava
This man speaks the truth, when he farts we count the length in seconds and make squillions buying winning lottery tickets.
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EvilPhog
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Posted - 2008.04.04 16:58:00 -
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21 apparently. I think I'd struggle! Unless I did actually start seeing red and killing them.
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Howling Jinn
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Posted - 2008.04.05 22:10:00 -
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if we talking **** kids and i could do whatever i wanted, im sure id take as many as they had.
this quiz thinks only around 23 5 year olds.
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pwnedgato
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Posted - 2008.04.05 22:15:00 -
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Edited by: pwnedgato on 05/04/2008 22:15:34
This quiz doesn't take into account the epic polo shirt armor I spent 3 weeks raiding for...
It gives me +19 to my child grabbing not to mention the hair and voice that allow me to defy gravity and have super strength.
Originally by: Crumplecorn
These is a forum for this.
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Patch86
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Posted - 2008.04.05 22:23:00 -
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Edited by: Patch86 on 05/04/2008 22:22:46
24 for me. Boosted by my good answer to the martial arts and experience question, killed off by my gosh darned moral sensitivity
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Gangus
Minmatar
Matari BackBone
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Posted - 2008.04.13 10:26:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Mindstar
You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.
You're losing your touch Mindy.
I got 36. NYER!!!
Never mess with a guy in an ugly ship. He's bitter and has nothing to lose. |
Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.04.13 10:37:00 -
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You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.
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Poppy Star
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.04.13 11:45:00 -
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You could take on 39 five year old kids in a fight.
question is, would I really? I live in Manchester so the answer is yes, because by the time they are 5 they are probably already on probation for GBH and are all tagged.
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Corphus
The NewOrder
Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.04.13 19:21:00 -
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28 for me. and no i didnt answercheat for a better score like the rest of you |
xOm3gAx
Caldari
Stain of Mind
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Posted - 2008.04.14 02:26:00 -
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37 |
TimGascoigne
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Posted - 2008.04.14 03:18:00 -
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This isn't an accurate test. It didn't give me the choice of using psychological warfare by shooting there mothers and thus demoralizing the enemy.
btw I got 28
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goodby4u
Logistic Technologies Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.04.14 05:54:00 -
[67]
39
And I dont cheat.
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RagnarH
Corp 1 Allstars
Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.14 11:55:00 -
[68]
22
Im not brutal enough, maybe I need to step down my position
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silent shiftt
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Posted - 2008.04.14 13:10:00 -
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Originally by: Orgos Khenn
I can take on 27. I'm guessing I can tank about 50, but my DPS isn't great.
sounds like too many of my friends 
i feel i did ok, got 33... |
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