Siigari Kitawa
Gallente
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2008.02.14 11:34:00 -
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Earlier today my corp put a POS in reinforced mode. Yay :D
We logged after that wonderful time, and then about two hours before downtime I woke up and logged in. I flew my Helios over a system and decided to start checking to see if our targets had any other moons.
A quiet 0.6 system, only about 20 or so people in local. I thought what a nice and pleasant time to spend the rest of my evening, chatting away in local with the friendly locals and having a good time.
That all was abruptly interrupted by my warp in to the first moon.. holding a POS with an offline control tower, an advanced lab and 3 mobile labs, as well as about a half dozen ships just left sitting there.
I was like ZOMG!!!1
I rushed next door to grab a ship and cargo scanner. To my dismay, they don't work on POS structures (grr). But the ships had about 10 mil worth of stuff in 'em, so I was happy and complacent anyway ;)
After spooging all over the offline POS, I got into corp chat and quickly mustered a small fleet of a Caracal, Rupture and a Thorax. Set up to gank, they arrived and I gave them their instructions. With only three ships, we had to try to get one of them to get the fourth structure as well, so I tagged each structure and then tagged the final structure and had my guys lock their tag and then the "other" structure.
"Okay everyone, deep breath. This is a one-shot deal, so everyone, when I say fire, fire!"
-vent silence-
"5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
FIRE!!!!!"
Everyone opened fire simultaneously :D Sadly, the structures didn't do anything neat, they just sort of disappeared. Three cans appeared instantly, then I waited in anticipation as the fourth lab was still sitting, waiting to be shot.
JUST as our Thorax pilot ripped off with his neutron blasters, -dum dum dummm- lagspike. Why hello, CONCORD! 3 brilliant blue flashes which were probably the most beautiful blue lights I have ever seen lit the starscape and I uncloaked and began moving into the first can.. which dropped from the advanced lab.
A pile of blueprints. Blah.
I opened the next can.
:)
The next can was even more eye popping.
Finally, the final can gave me - for all practical purposes - an orgasm.
I screamed on vent in ecstasy.
GUYS!!!!!!!! WE JUST HIT BANK!!!!!!!!!!
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