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Dora
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Posted - 2004.04.02 14:01:00 -
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Edited by: Dora on 02/04/2004 14:04:13
As Heff would say, It was a tight one. This month we had so many willing participants to win the title of the ôWar Princessö prize, Miss March. It was a tough decision.
The competition whittled down to three main competitors:
Jet Jagowrath Faithless Teela Belwynn
Although all three rivals came to the table to do battle with their charms, we found it necessary to have a cage match. After all, everyone likes a three way. This contest was the closest ever.
Put into a triad, three women went in and one came out. Fighting for honor, glory and sexual prowess û one emerged from the cage bloodied and beaten but victorious. Had her ******* been cannons she would have shot her heart at Heff.
The winner of Miss March, and holder of the ôWar Princessö title for the next year is . . .
Congrats to Faithless, Miss March 2004
She will be awarded a stay at the Playboy mansion at Yulia X, receive a Large Tach from the Playboy warfare store, and of course, a full page centerfold layout in the next issue of Playboy. Playboy is available at all mildly disreputable publication vendors.
Our Miss April hunt will start shortly! Look for the post on the forums soon.
Good Luck!
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora CEO Playboy Enterprises Chnnl: PLAYBOY E-ml: playboy_ |

Tatsue Nuko
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Posted - 2004.04.02 14:15:00 -
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*cough*
Now I'm mad. You've mispelled her name in the siggie! You are now KOS! (Okey, I admit, I've been fishing for a bad reason for some time - been hard, with all those good reasons to KOS people out there) 
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Jet Jagowrath
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Posted - 2004.04.02 14:24:00 -
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/emote looks a mess, looks like she has been on a booster fueled alcohol binge for the past 24 hours.....slurring and quite incoherent she begins to mumble with little clarity.......
"thi....this... is the end of me...theres no going back now..."
*pause* she poors a small pouch of crash into a nerve stick, shakes quickly and sniffs hard on the contents...
"you....you made me...you made me this person....oh i tried to be a good girl....i played nice..."
*pause* dissapears off the screen and can be heard hurling loudly, returns to the screen wiping her lips on her sleeve.
"people....people will pay....hh.heads will roll for this"
*Jets looks faint and pale, suddenly her eyes roll back in her head and she collapses off screen...*
Got Crash?
King Jadrut of The Alliance That Kicks Your Arse Very Badly And Whoops You Like You've Never Seen Before, TATKYAVBAWYLYNSB for short, owns all Jove space, stay away or bad things will happen to you and your hamsters and/or gerbils mmmk
La Maison de tous les plaisirs - Where politics and pleasure meet...
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Teela Belwynn
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Posted - 2004.04.02 15:02:00 -
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I don't remember much other than that it was one hell of a fight and that I enjoyed it immensly, exspecially the part where the clothes came of and I got penetrated by some vibrating thing..
Has anyone seen my shirt? it was my last one..pleeeez..
As for Faithless(i) winning.. I'm not going to kill you in your sleep, I'll wake you up just before I impale you with my spear..
tata for now! *kisses*
♥Teela's Galaxy! |

Jasmine Constantine
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Posted - 2004.04.02 17:15:00 -
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/emote listens to the announcement and subsequent outburst of emotion from Jet with her head in her hands. She stands up suddenly and angrily shouts to those in attendance
"This world of glamour and beauty can be so ugly, so cruel and so corrupt!..Someone will pay for this I swear!"
She pauses to compose herself then angrily stomps backstage to revive Jet.
Star Fraction
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Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.04.02 17:19:00 -
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that'll learn jet for hormone replace ment drugs in my cookie jar
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Tsual
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Posted - 2004.04.02 18:17:00 -
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I wonder what the next Playboy competitions will be? *shakes head* --------------------------------------
Tsual - Miner from faith, frigat junky for life. Ritual of the Qua'nadhar. |

Chiara Namo
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Posted - 2004.04.02 19:28:00 -
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Teela Belwynn, nice style, we have the same shop? ;)
greetings chiara
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Dora
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Posted - 2004.04.02 20:48:00 -
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Edited by: Dora on 02/04/2004 20:49:52 Dear Teela,
Your shirt and undies can be found at the lost and Found booth in the Catfight Bar and Grill at Fifth and 57th in the Playboy Enterprises Building. (along with many other things......)
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora CEO Playboy Enterprises Chnnl: PLAYBOY E-ml: playboy_ |

HighBirdDeuce
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Posted - 2004.04.03 00:32:00 -
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We should sell some of the stuff we found in the Catfight Bar and Grill. We'd make some good money!
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
HighBirdDeuce Chnnl: PLAYBOY E-ml: [email protected] |

Heff
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Posted - 2004.04.03 02:53:00 -
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Quote: We should sell some of the stuff we found in the Catfight Bar and Grill. We'd make some good money!
Actually, since I'm sure weÆll get millions for TeelaÆs undies, we can afford to make the prize a little bit more special. Since Faithless is our War Princess and all, and since she is Caldarià weÆll give her the keys to a brand new Raptor Interceptor!
Faithless, I am not sure if you can fly it or not (yet), but I will Eve-mail you the location of this little beauty and you can fly her away when you are good and ready. How about it?
Heff President, Playboy Enterprises [email protected]
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Jet Jagowrath
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Posted - 2004.04.03 03:19:00 -
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/emote thanks Jasmine for helping her earlier
"i have only this to say"
WTB Heff's Family Jewels
JJx
King Jadrut of The Alliance That Kicks Your Arse Very Badly And Whoops You Like You've Never Seen Before, TATKYAVBAWYLYNSB for short, owns all Jove space, stay away or bad things will happen to you and your hamsters and/or gerbils mmmk
La Maison de tous les plaisirs - Where politics and pleasure meet...
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Carmen Ibanez
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Posted - 2004.04.03 05:00:00 -
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Edited by: Carmen Ibanez on 03/04/2004 05:03:44
Congrats Faithless. I must say that you deserve the prizes. You put a fierce fight...your performance kind of reminds me of the time we were at your place ...all that [censored]...and baby oil...and [censored], eh sweet thing?
Love, Carmen Ibanez Ex-Princess Playboy Loyalist
EDIT: This sig is more appropriate
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Teela Belwynn
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Posted - 2004.04.03 08:14:00 -
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Quote: Edited by: Dora on 02/04/2004 20:49:52 Dear Teela,
Your shirt and undies can be found at the lost and Found booth in the Catfight Bar and Grill at Fifth and 57th in the Playboy Enterprises Building. (along with many other things......)
Alright! schweeeet, will I have to pay for them..? it's cold here.. without anything to wear.. and without anyone to play with..
And Carmen.. how about that bath.. ? 
♥Teela's Galaxy! |

Carmen Ibanez
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Posted - 2004.04.03 09:43:00 -
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Hmmmm...yes another hot-chocolate bath will do quite nicely...*wonders if Faithless and Jet would be interested in joining in the hot, sticky fun?*
Love, Carmen Ibanez Ex-Princess Playboy Loyalist
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Reiisha
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Posted - 2004.04.03 09:56:00 -
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I need a make over.....
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MinaHarker
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Posted - 2004.04.03 10:12:00 -
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Quote: I need a make over.....
/me recommends a long luxurious bath in some Gallante Ultra followed by a bit of suicide. 
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Tatsue Nuko
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Posted - 2004.04.03 12:30:00 -
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Quote: Alright! schweeeet, will I have to pay for them..? it's cold here.. without anything to wear.. and without anyone to play with..
And Carmen.. how about that bath.. ? 
Clothes? You mean the horribly constricting thingies that you only wear to photo shoots?
Come on, you should try my tandem pod. Really warm and cozy it is, ask Faithless.
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Teela Belwynn
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Posted - 2004.04.03 14:17:00 -
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yep, those things..
and i gotta get me one of those pods! 
♥Teela's Galaxy! |

Faithless
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Posted - 2004.04.03 22:43:00 -
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I would like to thank Playboy Enterprises for the prize, and wish the best of luck to Jet (i hope you'll recover m'dear), and oh... i have your clothes right here Teela... *picks up the bunch of clothes and throws them away in a corner*.. Now, where were we...
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Teela Belwynn
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Posted - 2004.04.05 21:01:00 -
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sheesh, where's your manners? Paul save me 
♥Teela's Galaxy! |

Krak Ho
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Posted - 2004.04.13 06:38:00 -
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Just be glad I was late to the party or I would have taken the prize. You haven't lived until you've shared a pod filled with jello with a yoga master like myself. You're mine in April Heff... and you will like it!
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