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Kin Hanyerec	Posted - 2004.04.04 23:52:00 - [1] Edited by: Kin Hanyerec on 05/04/2004 00:30:59 just to be original and change from "the best PvPer" topics Post your story here ! Please dont flame (does it still scream F&T now ?)
Bosie	Posted - 2004.04.04 23:55:00 - [2] What about a guy loosing 2 Megas in 2 days and the second was to sentrys whilst he tried and failed to kill a shuttle... Bosie. http://bosie.proboards40.com/ http://zeroimpact.co.uk/evemap
ZzeusS	Posted - 2004.04.05 00:09:00 - [3] What's F & T?
olyyy	Posted - 2004.04.05 00:14:00 - [4] Edited by: olyyy on 05/04/2004 00:15:36 F & T = Flame and trolling. Erm... My story is the worst... I was fighting SA... All was going perfectly... They began to make a lot of people jump... We engaged them. We had lost 1 BSs in the day against already 3 for them. Then I see the last of their ship warping away from Battlefield. I make a gang warp to planet I saw him warping out. nobody. then back to gate. And guess what? The Sa force had done the same. And in fact they were much more than I thought... MUCH more. And we were in the middle of them, 2km match between each ship. No need to say that getting outnumbered in that kind of situation is no really good and that we got slaughtered Still Nafri decided not to take part to make gang warp and escaped to the slaughter... Erm... I avoid gang warp atm... Galaga (Galaxian - XIF corp) And yes, Olyyy is on our KOS list so she enjoys stirring the "flames" ( 2004.05.25 )
Kin Hanyerec	Posted - 2004.04.05 00:15:00 - [5] hehe i have a story too... I was heading to dss with the xetic fleet in a kestrel. I warp to gate with the fleet and i realize that an interceptor is firing at me, i try to warp out and 10 sec later i was in a station. A corpmate asks me what happened, and promise me to get him (he was in a kestrel too). 5 minutes later i was with him in empire space...
Waagaa Ktlehr	Posted - 2004.04.05 00:32:00 - [6] Yep, I remember that one olyyy :) I somehow managed to get out of there and see that mega go down :) Was Not A Pretty Sight [tm] :) Quote: Edited by: olyyy on 05/04/2004 00:15:36 F & T = Flame and trolling. Erm... My story is the worst... I was fighting SA... All was going perfectly... They began to make a lot of people jump... We engaged them. We had lost 1 BSs in the day against already 3 for them. Then I see the last of their ship warping away from Battlefield. I make a gang warp to planet I saw him warping out. nobody. then back to gate. And guess what? The Sa force had done the same. And in fact they were much more than I thought... MUCH more. And we were in the middle of them, 2km match between each ship. No need to say that getting outnumbered in that kind of situation is no really good and that we got slaughtered Still Nafri decided not to take part to make gang warp and escaped to the slaughter... Erm... I avoid gang warp atm... ------------------------------------------ I am a love machine, feeding my fantasy, give me a kiss or three, have fun!
Nafri	Posted - 2004.04.05 00:37:00 - [7] well, nafri is a sometimes a very lucky girl Wanna fly with me?
SkyQuake	Posted - 2004.04.05 01:37:00 - [8] hmmm.. I know of a player who lost his first Megathron (his first BS ever) within 10 minutes in a 0.8 system. Myself took out a light missile from a gate-rat with my large smartbomb. No point having it scratch my 6000 hp shield. Only problem: Amarr sentrygun within 1500 meters to starboard side. I have many more but they are to hummiliating. SQ at times not so proud CEO of WKK.
Shintoko Akahoshi	Posted - 2004.04.05 04:43:00 - [9] Edited by: Shintoko Akahoshi on 05/04/2004 04:44:34 Jericho Fraction were fighting a war with Mercenary Frigates a while ago. I'd taken on a MF frigate (Imicus, IIRC) with my Breacher right outside of a station. It dropped a heavy drone and then fled from my cruise missiles. I sat there looking at that drone thinking "Ooh, I'll be smart and blow up his drone. It probably cost him 20-30k!". Then I thought "I'll be really smart and use heavy missiles to do it. That way it costs me less!". So I fire a salvo at the drone, which fails to kill it. I reload and fire off another salvo, not noticing the bystander who had snuggled up next to the drone in an apparent attempt to salvage the thing. The best part of this was that, after the sentry guns blew my ship up, the MF folks came and salvaged perhaps 250k worth of ammo from the cargo can, all because I thought it would be smart to deny them their heavy drone. There's no meaning to life when you cling only to common sense
Xelios	Posted - 2004.04.05 04:48:00 - [10] We were in an SA fleet of about 25 ships moving through Curse when we met up with some CA at a gate. We all jumped in and they were waiting for us on the other side, so we stayed cloaked and gang warped to a nearby planet, all 25 of us. 10 seconds after exiting warp we see a lone CA Scorpion warp in about 5km away from our fleet of 25, he was down in less than 30 seconds (I kid you not, and no this isn't a flame toward CA, I just had a bit of a laugh when it happened. I mean, what could be worse than warping into 25 hostile ships with only yourself?). As for me, my most humiliating pvp moment thus far happened that same day in our gang of 25. We were told to warp away from a gate as there were CA waiting for us at extremely long range, when I warped back I saw a fleet of ships around the gate, targetted one and opened fire. 30 seconds and 3 missile volleys later I realized I was shooting at a gang mate =P Though to be fair, I ctd'd just before that and wasn't in the gang anymore (was also before the colored brackets were fixed, and about 2 weeks after I made the move from being empire-only to 0.0 pvp).
Koda	Posted - 2004.04.05 05:40:00 - [11] Edited by: Koda on 05/04/2004 05:59:19 Edited by: Koda on 05/04/2004 05:58:07 Don't know if I've seen anything REALLY funny Pvp wise. Sometimes the other player's reaction is kind of funny. One time a lone BB warped to a gate camped by 10 of us. We had engaged and destroyed several ships from the BB's corp already. He got locked down and scrambled from here 'till Tuesday. Facing us down, he says this in local "I'm fked" Another time, we met a fleet of cruisers and quickly dispatched them. One of the escaping pods stayed in local and had this to say: "That was fkin' cool." No smack talk, no yelling, just that -------------- Share the love in the SNIGG Forums
EVENFLOW	Posted - 2004.04.05 07:29:00 - [12] One time over Xmas during the Moo invasion on FA, i was racing DT with about 2 corp mates, all of us in indy's filled with ark. We leave the field and get to the gate as 3 moo pop out of the warp gate. A few cruise missles and smartbomb's later, 2 of us are in new bodies. The one was lucky and got away. Talk about bad timing and no intel. Such is eve.
Joshua Calvert	Posted - 2004.04.05 07:56:00 - [13] Funniest thing ever was camping the gate to Pator in Rens because we were expecting Black Omega Securities to retreat from our home base. There was around 7 BS + 3 cruisers in the fleet and we're all gagging for some action. In warps Wolfman in his Thorax and before he even has time to try and get away everyone targets him and unleashes around 40 missiles and turret shots. He lasted all of a second. LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
SlightlyMad	Posted - 2004.04.05 08:56:00 - [14] Quote: hehe i have a story too... I was heading to dss with the xetic fleet in a kestrel. I warp to gate with the fleet and i realize that an interceptor is firing at me, i try to warp out and 10 sec later i was in a station. A corpmate asks me what happened, and promise me to get him (he was in a kestrel too). 5 minutes later i was with him in empire space... LOL * -"You know, we play the "good guys" right? We kill pirates, griefers, retards and general subversive elements in the EVE-Community. To the rest, we are friendly and always prepared to help out. Peo
Homo Habilis	Posted - 2004.04.05 09:53:00 - [15] funny pvp story
khainestar	Posted - 2004.04.05 10:10:00 - [16] Funniest pvp was against a guy that got more that he expected. I was scouting belts for a good mining spot. I had taken my Blackbird as it ment not messing around with loadouts (my bb is fitted for speed) I was just looking over the scanner when I get targeted by someone who doesn't demand isk the only thing that appears in local is a message "die miner scum" So I returned the lock. scrambled, disrupted hime and started returning fire. Scourge missiles make such a mess he survived for about 30 seconds. As I scrambled his pod and started orbiting him. He typed up in local "u pirates r nothing but scum". I remineded him that he attacked me, so he was the pirate and said if he had waited for a few minutes I would have been back with a moa kitted for mining and he would probably have destroyed me. The language he used earned him a podding. ----------------------------------------------------- Pain. Looks great on other people. Its what there for.
Mitchman	Posted - 2004.04.05 10:24:00 - [17] Hmm, must be knifur of HUFF at first place. - knifur was smacktalking in local about how pityful it was with us only being in frigates, the 4 of us. "Is that all the blades can muster? muhahaha". 2 minutes later our 4 frigates blew his Moa to kingdom come (as shown on the video). - Later that day, we were after him again and before I blew him up with the kestrel, he wrote "U are so dead" in local. Funny. - A week later, knifur undocked from the station in his brand new Scorpion for the first time. He didn't check local first. One dead Scorpion and knifur. Second story is when I was hanging around Aunenen one day looking for WoA folks. I docked at a station and noticed zeroh was also docked. He then undocked and I immidiately followed. The second I get outside, I see a message about him jamming the station, before the sentries opened up on him blowing his blackbird to kingdom come. I was laughing so hard I didn't manage to take his pod
Nafri	Posted - 2004.04.05 10:28:00 - [18] mhh i lost a BB to a mining Vexor once well my missles could hit him thx to the riods and somehow he could target me mhh i exploded when i went to warp Wanna fly with me?
zeroh	Posted - 2004.04.05 11:10:00 - [19] hmm well something that happened recently was a mega moa and caracal tried to kill my friend in a bb in a .4 system they shot him at the gate well the megathron moa died due to the sentry caracal ran like crazy another thing that happened was when i was in stain i warped to this gate about to jump when i saw a enemy caracal 60k from me (im in a battleship) he starts apparoching till he was like 30k then i opened up and podded him http://www.botoxbandits.net/evekill/index.php
Nafri	Posted - 2004.04.05 11:30:00 - [20] or me coming back from a Empire war with my scorp full of stuff, when i see a lonly mining vexor on my scanner Headed to the belt and blew the guy up, only wondering why are so many NPS around me when i realise i was in BAR a 0.6 and not in Gomati a 0.2 **, costed about 20mio Wanna fly with me?**
Silverlancer	Posted - 2004.04.05 11:32:00 - [21] http://www.team-freelance.com/users/reki/EvovsCA/ L M A O
Sassinak	Posted - 2004.04.05 12:51:00 - [22] http://www.team-freelance.com/users/reki/EvovsCA/ ROFL Thats Awesome.. Sass Arcane Technologies
Kipkruide	Posted - 2004.04.05 13:01:00 - [23] Edited by: Kipkruide on 06/04/2004 11:49:42 I had a corpmate lose a mega in a funny way, he was coming donw from dss i think and met a oc blockade in o5y3, sensing imminent doom ( not entirely unjustified, we'll learn in a bit ) he goes for the station and starts docking. assuming all's well he logs off and goes about his business for the day. In the eveining he start by browsing the forum. Lo and behold there's a nice pic in the gallery of oc shredding his mega. unfortunately he logged before the station loaded which means you stay out in space. ouch.
Haratu	Posted - 2004.04.06 09:46:00 - [24] Edited by: Haratu on 06/04/2004 09:49:57 My funny story is when I was spending a WEEK in <0.5 security space with an industrial doing some shopping over several regions. I was not attacked ever (Not even targetted). I did pass through a system with a blockade, but i had already used that gate the day before didn't need to use it again. I suspect it is primarily due to Australian timezones being the opposite to US and Europe. While the cats away (or sleeping in this case) the mice will play. I roleplay... there is this computer game called "Earth - The First Genesis" where i play a character in the early 21st century.
Skywalker	Posted - 2004.04.06 14:09:00 - [25] Edited by: Skywalker on 06/04/2004 14:23:58 Edited by: Skywalker on 06/04/2004 14:10:55 I can't remeber involved corporations but here is a story. I was doing some solo camping back in aridia, after an hour or two the local militia turned up. A mixed fleet of about 10-15 players. The system we where in was sentry guarded. I knew they where after me so i tried to find them. They where sitting at two gates. So i jumped in at 70km (before sentrys nerf) and started blowing them in the face. Shot down one cruiser. I logged on with my alt, wich was in same corp and jumped to same gate again at 15km. I locked 3 ships, 1 of the enemy ship (think it was a thorax) instantly started firing and got blasted by sentrys. The other players didnt shoot. After maybe 5 minutes two more pilots jumps in and shoots at me, they are blewn away too by sentrys. Ship losses: 0 Enemies Destroyed: 4 mining corps in action ---- More Mafia info
Skywalker	Posted - 2004.04.06 14:21:00 - [26] One more story, happend some days ago... A player named censored had been my target for a while, he had managed to flee a numer of times. First time i did a 3vs1, shot down his 2 cruiser friends and censored managed to escape in his raven. Weeks passed i couldn't manage to kill him. Then one day, i was bored and decided to try the new location agent i just found. Did a search for censored and found him 3 jumps away in a station. I went there, positioning myself outside station. Waiting...maybe he was afk ? Nope ! After 5 minutes he undocked in a scorpion. I shoot him down. Pod escaped. After the fight i was damaged, and docked. fitted armor repaires and undocked. Started repairing. When i had 70% armor, someone undocks from station. It is censored again ! This time in a Raven. He warp scrambles me and starts fireing. The bad things is, i have almost no cap, 70% armor, full shields and no drones (lost them in first fight). In some strange way i manage to kill his Raven (with drones) and get away with 40% hull !!! So this guy lost 2 BS in 15 minutes Afterwards i heard that he had platinum insurance on both ships. shortly after he joined MOo, maybe to get revenge ?! More Mafia info
Tyrrax Thorrk	Posted - 2004.04.06 14:37:00 - [27] Edited by: Tyrrax Thorrk on 06/04/2004 14:39:04 I lost my gold magnate jumping out of Misaba into 0.0 sec space. I was going to use it to NPC hunt at the shiplog site 2 jumps from Misaba, but I lost it. To HOW. Oh wait that was a cruiser.. edited by Eris Discordia
Kin Hanyerec	Posted - 2004.04.06 19:59:00 - [28] please don't put your garbage in my thread thx look at my first post Quote: PLEASE DON'T FLAME now please delete/edit your post (you can ask to a forum mod too)
Xtreme Wrath	Posted - 2004.04.07 15:02:00 - [29] Well I have to say my biggest DOH was a few months back when I was travelling in my Apoc from Fountain through Aridia. I passed unmolested through several systems that had PAK players in it yet I was of course kinda tensed up and ready with my finger on the trigger... just in case. Well at one gate a PAK Kestrel shows up behind me so feeling frisky, I targeted him to see if he'd fly away... of course he didn't so I thought to myself as I apporached the gate "I guess I'll teach him some manners" and smiled to myself as I watched my tach's vaproze his ship. Suddenly it occured to me as I heard the sounds of my sensors detecting hostile targets, I was in 0.3 space... I managed to warp out to the sun just as the last of my armor was getting blasted away. Thankful to have survived I started typing ah follow up to the "OH SH*T" I had typed in a chatwindow with a buddy when I began feeling the love from the sentry gunz, I was not thinking so when I arrived at the sun and heard "Warp Drive Active" I thought to myself ok cool... auto pilot is continuing my course and I resumed typing saying that.... "OMG" I thought to myself as it dawned on me that the sentry guns would still be a little pi$$ed. I know the PAK pilot had to have been laughing his arse off at my lack of intelligence. I know I was embarrased beyond words at my n00b error. What we do in Life, echoes in eternity Strength and honor
Eris Discordia	Posted - 2004.04.07 15:39:00 - [30] Quote: please don't put your garbage in my thread thx look at my first post Quote: PLEASE DON'T FLAME now please delete/edit your post (you can ask to a forum mod too) They didn't have to ask. Another kind request to keep the replies ontopic from me. I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage Mail [email protected] if you have any questions.
Hardin	Posted - 2004.04.07 16:18:00 - [31] Two incidents within the same day... Pirate who we had an official war with was chasing me. Was in mission equipped ship with 8 cargo expanders in low slots. Got caught by the pirate at a gate but managed to warp to a planet. There was two stations in the system so I decided to dock. Unfortunately chose the same station that the pirate had decided to blockade. Decided to concentrate on getting past the pirate and into dock with my XL shield keeping me alive. For some reason at the last I lost all sense. Forgot that agression stops you docking and just before I got in dock range thought I would show a little defiance by activating a smart bomb. Not only could I not dock because I had initiated agression against the pirate I had also forgotten that I was next to the bloody station. The combination of sentries and megathron meant swift death! Decided to teach the pirate a lesson. Went and got my kitted up Apoc. Finally caught him at a gate and we engaged. In my anxiety to kill the sod I automatically clicked shoot before I recognised that I had targetetd the stargate rather than the pirate. Luckily I escaped that time...
Cartiff	Posted - 2004.04.07 17:03:00 - [32] Went into stain with a xif fleet, alls going well, we're in dss and its looking good, sa are in safespots and we control the field etc, i then have to go afk for dinner so warp into safespot. I come back and we're getting ready to leave, rest of the fleets at the gate waiting for me. So i warp to gate and begin to make my approach, then suddenly an sa fleet warps in on the otherside of the gate, right ontop of our fleet lol. Everyone scatters to regroup but 2 ships are caught in the SA fleet, so being the loyal person i am i stay to give covering fire (am in raven/50k from the sa fleet) So I'm opening up and its going well, my 2 mate die but I'm managing to hold together while the sa fleet all fire on me (tanked raven, i love it) but there getting the better of me so i align to warp to a planet. Then an SA rifter mwd's up and is within warp scramble range so i assume i was warp scrambled, some friendles come in to help me and the rifter is soon dispatched. Happy days i think. I warp off with 20% shield and 10% cap, I'm safe now i think as I'm omw to planet and boosting shield back up. However.... When i arrive at the planet, I land 2k from 6 SA ships :( warp scrambled and cap depleted from the earlier gate encounter i have no choice but to give it the old college try, and admitidly I'm doing ok, until the SA fleet from the gate warp to the planet as well lol. 14peeps in my killed by evemail :( You should have heard me on TS lol Cartiff, CEO Euphoria Released NBSI 4TW
toaster	Posted - 2004.04.07 17:56:00 - [33] Edited by: toaster on 07/04/2004 17:59:37 2 stories 1) While myself and corpmates were running a gatecamp in R3 (me in a pod), I was left in a pod approaching the gate. The rest of my corpmates escaped made it through. I started taking fire from 2 BSs and a cruiser in my pod and survived. They all got 3 volleys in or so and only 1 shot hit. I have no idea how they could miss a pod that many times but we all laughed for a while. 2) The sheer number of people that will fire on us simply because we show up as red. I have personally witnessed must be like 7+ battleships fire on us at gates and be taken down by sentries. Great loot and a good laugh, and we don't have to fire a shot. ------------------------------------------------
Fred Flintstone	Posted - 2004.04.07 22:17:00 - [34] Well me and my daughter Pebbles where hunting some ships in our frigs when suddenly a blackbird arrives we lock and open fire with are missiles only prob he wasn't turned yet, you can cause what happend his missiles hit his own ship podding him. _________________________________ Yabba Dabba Doooooo!!!!!
Tobruk	Posted - 2004.04.08 04:41:00 - [35] I shot at a mega that i thought was enemy. turns out their corp name is the same as enemy alliance name, also turns out that i was in empire 0.0 (i know ccp has no concept of oxymorons) and the sentry gunz lit me up real good. the best had to be when i chased 4 stain bs off a station by myself or when i killed a stain mega and an apoc alone ( i think the apoc was a support ship) ----------------------------------------------
Luc Boye	Posted - 2004.04.08 07:58:00 - [36] Back when I was in Crusaders 10KAD, we thought we'd camp the gate in Passari (which was 0.4). Barnett and I were to be jamming the gates with blackbirds. At the time (the gate stats were changed) you could do it with a proper mix of 5 racial jammers. So we parked near our 2 sentry guns, each targeted his, and barnett held a count, 3..2..1..JAM! I somehow fumbled with F1-F5 and didn't activate one of the modules. Nedless to say, my blackbird was lit up quite fast, then barnett got ganked before he could warp out too. 3 other guys in our gang were laughing their asses off. Problem was we didn't have spare blackbirds nearby so I docked, bought a shuttle and bought 2 blackbirds, and some modules we missed. About half an hour later we were back at the gate. Everybody was on me "make sure you activate ALL modules this time... blah blah" and I could do nothing then agree :P Second chance, countdown goes... 3..2..1..JAM! I activated my modules, and, joy, the sentry didn't fire back. I typed something like "COOL!" in our gang chat, only to notice that the sentries opened up on Barnett! I started to warp out and escaped with like 25% structure left. Apparently he did the same mistake. -- 2004.12.29 23:33:40combatMining Pollution Cloud hits you, doing 140.0 damage.
Miso	Posted - 2004.04.08 08:12:00 - [37] Everytime I PvP people laugh. -------------------------------------------- Dead
Cpt Mayday	Posted - 2004.04.08 11:53:00 - [38] I have a funny story for you... We were going to try some pirating and me and my wingman were cruising around in asteroids belts looking for targets... Eventually we spotted an NPC hunting Thorax and decided to go for it, My teamate in his Carcal an myself in blackbird warped in on 15km and unleashed a deadly amount of Cruse missiles the second we locked on to the Thorax, just one little problem... We had warped in on top of eachother and all missiles hit our own ships and 10s later we ware no longer evil cruser pilots but two cute scared blinking eggs faceing 8 mean drones from the Thorax... lol ps. We managed to flee with our tail between our legs and escape from the drones...
Avon	Posted - 2004.04.08 13:13:00 - [39] Funniest for me was being jumped by 2 caracals whilst I was in my poor little Crow. One warp scrambled me and told me to pay a 2mil ransom. No impressed with this act of piracy (:D) I sent him 100isk and told him to convo someone who cared. Not impressed with my reaction, he gave me 20 seconds to pay the difference ... I told them I would let them both live for 5mil. I think he got fed up at this point because he fired 5 cruise missiles at me. Realising that they were expensive things I thought he might like them back, so I mwd's past his ship ... I hadn't noticed the other caracal firing on me, so the fact that 10 cruise missiles slammed into the first caracal was a bonus. Quick loop back had him podded with my own cruise, and put me in position to scramble and web the other caracal. He paid. Honestly, pirates are such nasty people. ;) ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Outcastino	Posted - 2004.04.08 14:27:00 - [40] Edited by: Outcastino on 08/04/2004 14:29:26 One day i decided ill try and see how pirating was like. So i kitted up my rupture for ransoming and started looking for lone cruisers in belts. I find a thorax 50km away in some belt and mwd to him, get him to hull and warp scramble him. I wanna open convo for ransom but then suddenly 8 ogres pop out of him + his shield starts going up and i realise i havent reloaded my h50s . As i had no shield booster or any defence at all(3 med slots :/) i mwd away from him. But those drones just hit everything. -------------------------------------------- I love the smell off cookies in the morning, smells like victory!
hellwarrior	Posted - 2004.04.09 00:48:00 - [41] Edited by: hellwarrior on 09/04/2004 00:49:41 Were in DSS, and some rupture (was like c4,ca,xetic, one of them) was zipping around @ 6km/s in it, so we couldn't hit him for ***. He warps out and after being aggravated, one of our guys goes to the gate, i follow. =] 5 battleships, and the rupture/interceptor. Then our guy gets out, and the (other guys) warp to safe spots, except a scorp and the rupture. I had already clicked on an object to get my ship out of there. Then only the scorp is left/rupture & interceptor flying around i dno wtf they are doing. I am 14km from the scorp, so i lock him down/scramble him(i'm flying a scorp). I let my guns off and set off a salvo of cruise, as I yell for backup in our gang. (that day we were unprepared, infact i was still 1/2 asleep). Well, i forgot to cancel my warp :\| voosh! I warp out. blush* I then later lost my scorp 10-20mins later to a well organized bunch of (other guys). gg
Xxzard	Posted - 2004.04.09 02:36:00 - [42] Thisisn't exactly pvp but it is still a funny story. So i was building up money to buy my first frigate so i was mining with my rookie ship. and these two big battleships come out of jump and start pounding each other. i watched a while. of course not watching my ship and all of a sudden on the screen it pops up: ship out of control. then 1 second later: pod destroyed. WTF i thought. turns out one of the battleships accidentally shot a gigatntic emp smartbomb and it blew it up totally. later one of the guys felt sorry for me and gave me 100k and that bought me along with what i already had, and got a shiny new frigate. Proud member of PIE inc.
Insane Angel	Posted - 2004.04.09 04:55:00 - [43] Fleet was chasing rat fleet. Both fleets had mix of cruisers and BSs. Heh.. I am the only one in a frig (kestrel ofc). We catch up to rats. Rats scatter, each to their own planet or moon. I happen to warp to the right spot and find a thorax and an omen trying to get to a spot to log off. I launch several salvos of cruise at the omen pilot. Launch my last two cruise missiles at him as my kestrel blows up from the thoraxs fire. Killed the omen and the pod :D As my pod warps away 2 support ships come in and take care of the thorax. Was tons of fun :] Homo, lol that comic is hilarious. Nafri, no-one wuvs you like I do!
ProphetGuru	Posted - 2004.04.09 05:37:00 - [44] hehe, not going to mention any names, but this is a decent story, the .... person in the story, can id himself if he wishes Evol battlegroup, clearing a system out. Hostile Apoc in system. Apoc located. Battlegroup warps in. Beatdown commences. Apoc, shielding gone, armor almost gone, and one scorp pilot notices a pod..... hmmm the guy ejected \o/. Scorp pilot quickly boards apoc, in attempt to capture the near dead ship........ Forgetting that he had just launched a buttload of torps at it...... Player blows up apoc, and pods himself, with his own torps. A classic moment on TS to be sure. Evolution..... Just when you thought you were winning.
Homo Habilis	Posted - 2004.04.09 08:23:00 - [45] HAHA THAT WAS SUTTY BECAUSE HE IS A DOLT. AND I KILLED HIM. HAHAHA.
Seleene	Posted - 2004.04.09 08:37:00 - [46] Edited by: Seleene on 09/04/2004 08:38:33 Names hidden to avoid humiliation... A wingmate and myself were attacking this guy in a Dominix. We were both in Blackbirds and having a pretty easy time of it. The Dom had released a cloud of drones early on but a volley of torps popped them before they could do much damage. So we've got this guy jammed, locked down and I'm about to open a convo with him to demand a ransom when my wingmate on TS2 says, "OH **!!" I glace over and see his Blackbird exploding and a single Preator drone happily flying through the gas that was my buddy's ship!! Seems as if the torps missed one of the drones and that combined with some close range torp damage from killing off the other drones.... The end result was that my wingmate (not a novice at PvP) somehow just did not notice the one remaining drone pecking away at him until it was too late. I have no idea how this happened, but the combat log confirmed it. I was so **ed that I reloaded Devestators and blew the Dom to hell and then warped out, leaving my buddy in his pod. - T2 Weapons Testing in progress! Volunteer today!
DB Preacher	Posted - 2004.04.09 09:00:00 - [47] hmm not sure what the funniest pvp moment I have had is... Probably the time Myself, Fluffle, and two other RKK members had a merc contract on a mining corp. Easy money but we were smaller back then. We find a couple of their thorax's in an asteroid belt mining away, seemingly oblivious to us, so we attack. All four are in blackbirds, should be an easy kill right? wrong! Fluffle charges straight towards the first thorax to web/scramble him. Unfortunately straight towards the first thorax meant straight in front of my missiles. A few salvo's later and fluffle is in a pod. At the same time, the thorax's have released a full load each of heavy drones onto one of the other bb's, so it's dust too... So myself and the other rkk member slink off with our tail between our legs. Lesson learnt - spread out before attacking a target and don't divebomb it while in a fat ship. dbp Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
EveJunkie	Posted - 2004.04.09 10:18:00 - [48] I rememeber back in beta a mate and I decided to go NPC hunting in our brand new (5 minutes old) Merlins. Now I was pretty new to this and my friend had never even fired a gun before so you can imagine what level of n00bishness were talking here. We warped to a gate and found 3 npc frigates. I shouted "charge!" in gang chat and quickly locked onto the 2 npcs that were between me and the gate. I open fire and am taking down the npc when I notice that my shields are going down really fast. To my horror my friend had locked onto ME and was shooting. I quickly type in gang chat that hes shooting the wrong target and that concord will be there in a scond so "Run!" but no reply. I meanwhile start shooting at the 2nd NPC I locked and am a bit puzzled when "Your security status has been lowered" pops up on my screen. Turns out in my hate I'd locked 1 NPC and the gate! A few seconds later my mate finally blows me up. Then concord appear and blow him up. The 2 of us are sitting there in pods and I'm rolling on the foor laughing trying to get a reply out of my friend who still hasnt said anything. After about 20 seconds he finnally types "Whoa man, what happend I lagged out there...wheres my ship?"

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