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Cado Orgo mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.02.28 20:16:00 - [1] I keep seeing these negative posts about pirates and it makes me sad. All of this hatred toward us has lead me to the decision that I am going to give up our secret. Before I do, I'd like to apologize to all pirates everywhere for the secret I'm about to expose. The truth is... Pirates are actually absolute divine beings. We are the original Pastafarians. The belief that we are theives and outlaws is merely misinformation spread by the churches. We're actually fun-loving explorers and peace-bringing spreaders of goodness. We're not here to harm anyone, it's entirely the opposite. Basically, like all of the beauty pageant contestants, all we really want is galactic peace (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarian). Our entire lives we've been treated as scoundrels, heathens, and evil people. Well, I'm tired of being looked at in such a light. I'm sorry to all of my brothers for exposing our secret. I hope one day you will forgive me and realize that I'm a true patriot. Perhaps everyone will even get back to celebrating some of our most cherished holidays, such as International Talk Like A Pirate Day (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day). Lets all live happily ever after and maybe we'll be able to enjoy the after-life in Heaven. With all the beer from volcanos and strippers from factories we could ever want. --------------------------------
General Coochie The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.28 20:24:00 - [2] Speak for yourself The Vigil and The Caracal (duo PvP movie)
Alowishus mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.02.28 21:23:00 - [3] Nonsense. Everyone knows that us pirates are 13-year-old, zit covered sociopaths who never leave our basements except to go to school, where we're relentlessly bullied. We take out our aggression anonymously over the internet while trying to avoid thinking about the fact that we're destined to remain virgins forever. Plus we like Hot Pockets. At least this is what I've learned on the forums from all the people who are suddenly psychology and behavior experts the minute they lose their fully loaded Osprey. /makes fart noise
Bahhs Deep	Posted - 2008.02.28 21:54:00 - [4] Edited by: Bahhs Deep on 28/02/2008 21:54:16 Originally by: Alowishus Nonsense. Everyone knows that us pirates are 13-year-old, zit covered sociopaths who never leave our basements except to go to school, where we're relentlessly bullied. We take out our aggression anonymously over the internet while trying to avoid thinking about the fact that we're destined to remain virgins forever. Plus we like Hot Pockets. At least this is what I've learned on the forums from all the people who are suddenly psychology and behavior experts the minute they lose their fully loaded Osprey. My HotPockets can beat up your HotPockets. Also, you forgot exactly what we do durring DT! THIS is what we do durring DT
Nyabinghi Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2008.02.28 22:29:00 - [5] Hmmm...I haven't herd this much false propaganda since I last visited Amarr space. ***
jimmyjam Wise Guys Exquisite Malevolence	Posted - 2008.02.29 00:26:00 - [6] Edited by: jimmyjam on 29/02/2008 00:26:33 Hot pockets and g rap e drink ftw.
Cado Orgo mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.02.29 00:31:00 - [7] Originally by: jimmyjam Edited by: jimmyjam on 29/02/2008 00:26:33 Hot pockets and g rap e drink ftw. It's grap e drank. We all know THOSE people don't speak in anything other than past tense. --------------------------------
Alley Cat Gallente DEATH'S LEGION	Posted - 2008.02.29 00:45:00 - [8] Well.. I dont know about you but.... My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!! I wish to have no connection with any ship that does sail fast for I intend to go in harms way!
techzer0 IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2008.02.29 02:25:00 - [9] Originally by: Nyabinghi Hmmm...I haven't herd this much false propaganda since I last visited Amarr space. I read philosophy and ponder the mysteries of the universe during downtime. Like women, and why they hate games so much. Tell me that's false? ------------ Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
DEATHsyphon Gallente IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2008.02.29 02:27:00 - [10] Originally by: techzer0 Originally by: Nyabinghi Hmmm...I haven't herd this much false propaganda since I last visited Amarr space. I read philosophy and ponder the mysteries of the universe during downtime. Like women, and why they hate games so much. Tell me that's false? For most of them its a waste of time they would rather talk bad about their so called best friends and such. -------------------- I'm not not going to pod you!
Azirapheal Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.02.29 02:39:00 - [11] Edited by: Azirapheal on 29/02/2008 02:41:34 mr deep, that downtime vid has had me crying for a good 4-5 minutes now, brilliant. as an aside, the all-noodle himself is a great and benevolent deity indeed, who created the earth a mountain, a tree and a miget after a serious night out, and thus spawned our world. we pirates are peaceful fun loving and caring persons, who like to look after our planet and work tirelessly to stop us from dying from global warming. for more info please visit us at The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti monster oh, and our heaven involves beer and wenches. may you be touched by his noodly appendage as i have. RAMEN -------------------------------------------------- Thats Boot.ini, a boot file, commonly deployed by windows
Mordinn The Bones Brigade	Posted - 2008.02.29 02:44:00 - [12] I agree with the OP, read none further into this post.
Cado Orgo mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.02.29 21:57:00 - [13] Originally by: Azirapheal Edited by: Azirapheal on 29/02/2008 02:41:34 mr deep, that downtime vid has had me crying for a good 4-5 minutes now, brilliant. as an aside, the all-noodle himself is a great and benevolent deity indeed, who created the earth a mountain, a tree and a miget after a serious night out, and thus spawned our world. we pirates are peaceful fun loving and caring persons, who like to look after our planet and work tirelessly to stop us from dying from global warming. for more info please visit us at The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti monster oh, and our heaven involves beer and wenches. may you be touched by his noodly appendage as i have. RAMEN Thanks for the help, brother. --------------------------------
Corstaad	Posted - 2008.02.29 22:14:00 - [14] Edited by: Corstaad on 29/02/2008 22:14:32 After my recent events I've had time to look back and gauge what Ive done in this game called EvE. Senseless killing, podding of sane well mannered pilots isn't kosher. I'll soon sell off my rifter and bring my million isk to Empire to start a new EvE life. While the skill training required for me to fly a Raven is a steep climb I'm ready to ascend to the higher bear power.
Mynameistoby	Posted - 2008.02.29 22:18:00 - [15] The turth: 95% of pirates don't make any money. 1% of the solo pirates do. The other 4% are the CEOs of pirate corps. Prove me wrong
Taedrin Gallente Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.03.01 02:10:00 - [16] Originally by: Mynameistoby The turth: 95% of pirates don't make any money. 1% of the solo pirates do. The other 4% are the CEOs of pirate corps. Prove me wrong This would imply that 4% of all pirates are CEOs of pirate corps, which I will most definitely assert as being untrue.
Sekhmet Orion Mandatory Suicide Incorporated	Posted - 2008.03.01 02:19:00 - [17] Edited by: Sekhmet Orion on 01/03/2008 02:19:56 Originally by: Mynameistoby The turth: 95% of pirates don't make any money. 1% of the solo pirates do. The other 4% are the CEOs of pirate corps. Prove me wrong Er,..the 1.5 bil of mods that dropped from the raven we had to split between 2 of us, or the 800mil freighter ransom between 3. Not bad for a days work Maybe the 150 ravens popped in missions with faction fit. It is ridiculously easy to make money as a pirate. Just don't sit on a gate with 30 others.. 95% of statistics are pulled out of thin air
Dheorl The Scope	Posted - 2008.03.01 18:23:00 - [18] I'm sorry, crazy people say what?
Merokh Minmatar Republic University	Posted - 2008.03.01 18:35:00 - [19] What ?
techzer0 IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2008.03.01 20:14:00 - [20] Originally by: Sekhmet Orion 95% of statistics are pulled out of thin air I contest that and say at least 50% of statistics are pulled from that place the sun doesn't shine. Normally... ------------ Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
Nyabinghi Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2008.03.01 21:14:00 - [21] If you go to the extremes of EVE piracy you end up being a miner. Meaning that as pirates look for weaker and weaker targets to instapop eventually they find the most defenseless target of all that never shoots back or smacktalks in local, an asteroid. Happy mining. ***
Cado Orgo mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.03.02 00:12:00 - [22] Originally by: techzer0 Originally by: Sekhmet Orion 95% of statistics are pulled out of thin air I contest that and say at least 50% of statistics are pulled from that place the sun doesn't shine. Normally... Are you sure? I always thought they came from rainbows and sugary sweet gum drops... --------------------------------
s33ker Turbulent	Posted - 2008.03.02 05:32:00 - [23] Originally by: jimmyjam Edited by: jimmyjam on 29/02/2008 00:26:33 Hot pockets and g rap e drink ftw. LOL Jimmy come up with your own material noob!!! It's not g*****drink either, it's purple drink. Look everyone it's naked pictures of all the women of eve ---> Linkage
Tarantelita Ragna Rok Corp	Posted - 2008.03.02 10:12:00 - [24] "Look at me, i am a noob piarte that no one cares about. Ill post a cra*y thread so a few 100 can see that i exict" !
Grunanca BLACK-FLAG	Posted - 2008.03.02 10:16:00 - [25] Edited by: Grunanca on 02/03/2008 10:17:28 Reminds me of a mail I got... Said "Age/Sex/Location?" Found it pretty wierd but answered anyway: "19/Plenty/In my bed." Funny thing to ask when you get ganked really.
Dai Nau Mothership Connection Inc. GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.03.02 11:42:00 - [26] i like to **** on girl
Euriti Gallente Black Podding	Posted - 2008.03.02 11:43:00 - [27] Originally by: Alowishus Nonsense. Everyone knows that us pirates are 13-year-old, zit covered sociopaths who never leave our basements except to go to school, where we're relentlessly bullied. We take out our aggression anonymously over the internet while trying to avoid thinking about the fact that we're destined to remain virgins forever. Plus we like Hot Pockets. At least this is what I've learned on the forums from all the people who are suddenly psychology and behavior experts the minute they lose their fully loaded Osprey. This.
Promu RABBLE-RABBLE R-I-P	Posted - 2008.03.02 12:01:00 - [28] M....M....MUFFIN FACTORY FTW much respect for these guys and im affraid i gota back Vado up hear. Although he betrayed our secret to the whole universe. it was time. we want peace, and the od bottle of Rum. YaRR!! Promu
Crimsonjade Anger Management	Posted - 2008.03.02 13:11:00 - [29] Originally by: Mordinn I agree with the OP, read none further into this post. im quoting you because Lemmy excels at being cool and you rock just for having him in your sig quite like 's too
Cado Orgo mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.03.02 18:02:00 - [30] Originally by: Tarantelita "Look at me, i am a noob piarte that no one cares about. Ill post a cra*y thread so a few 100 can see that i exict" ! Come make a visit to our home system. I'll help you learn the ways of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You might find out you like it. --------------------------------
Tarantelita Ragna Rok Corp	Posted - 2008.03.02 21:13:00 - [31] Originally by: Cado Orgo Originally by: Tarantelita "Look at me, i am a noob piarte that no one cares about. Ill post a cra*y thread so a few 100 can see that i exict" ! Come make a visit to our home system. I'll help you learn the ways of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You might find out you like it. Spaghetti? Wtf are you talking about? Dont embares the rest in muffin factory, they are a great corp, one of the last good pirates. You drag them down, go and take a job as one pizza baker insted I dont have buss isk to go to your home sistem (whitch ever that is) , but you can come to mine, its NOL, come down there under next week and i can show you how to make pizzas Say hello to cran from me
Dark' Lord Minmatar Infinitus Odium The Church.	Posted - 2008.03.02 22:28:00 - [32] "Pirates are actually absolute divine beings. We are the original Pastafarians. The belief that we are theives and outlaws is merely misinformation spread by the churches." OI we are The Church we endorse piracy 100% :D, so we aint all bad :P
Alorason The Rotund Foundation Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.03.03 00:06:00 - [33] Originally by: Tarantelita Originally by: Cado Orgo Originally by: Tarantelita "Look at me, i am a noob piarte that no one cares about. Ill post a cra*y thread so a few 100 can see that i exict" ! Come make a visit to our home system. I'll help you learn the ways of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You might find out you like it. Spaghetti? Wtf are you talking about? Dont embares the rest in muffin factory, they are a great corp, one of the last good pirates. You drag them down, go and take a job as one pizza baker insted I dont have buss isk to go to your home sistem (whitch ever that is) , but you can come to mine, its NOL, come down there under next week and i can show you how to make pizzas Say hello to cran from me It hurts! It hurts my flipping eyes . And Cado speaks the truth! Convert or die! _______________________________________________ E .+ ` ' / +. F Your tears fuel me.
Cado Orgo mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.03.03 20:06:00 - [34] Originally by: Tarantelita Originally by: Cado Orgo Originally by: Tarantelita "Look at me, i am a noob piarte that no one cares about. Ill post a cra*y thread so a few 100 can see that i exict" ! Come make a visit to our home system. I'll help you learn the ways of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You might find out you like it. Spaghetti? Wtf are you talking about? Dont embares the rest in muffin factory, they are a great corp, one of the last good pirates. You drag them down, go and take a job as one pizza baker insted I dont have buss isk to go to your home sistem (whitch ever that is) , but you can come to mine, its NOL, come down there under next week and i can show you how to make pizzas Say hello to cran from me I'm pretty sure the entire point of this thread was talking about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you don't understand what I'm talking about try checking out the links I and at least one other have provided throughout. This was meant as a fun topic about pirates. Not for some idiot to come trolling in completely off-topic. You come in making some sort of completely irrelevant claim about how I'm trying to make a name for myself. How? By making a topic that apparently quite a few people enjoyed because I was on break at work and decided to have a little fun? Besides, who are you anyway? I'm not sure I even care to know in the first place, but I'll make sure to let Cran know someone he may or may not remember wanted to say hello. Anyway, I'm sure if there was even a remote chance I was "bringing down the corp" he would've let me know by now. So, feel free to go troll some other thread and leave those of us trying to have fun out of it. I'm not interested in continuing to argue with you anymore because it seems that you forgot to scoop the sand out of your vag before you started posting. --------------------------------
Alowishus mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.03.03 20:43:00 - [35] Originally by: Tarantelita Spaghetti? Wtf are you talking about? Dont embares the rest in muffin factory, they are a great corp, one of the last good pirates. You drag them down The only one who should be embarrassed here is you. You posted in a thread, which you clearly don't understand, to accuse Cado of posting simply for the sake of others knowing he exists? That's deliciously ironic. Every Muffin, including the ** sucking ones in our recruitment corp who ** themselves and polish my boots and clean my hangar, are more relevant than you'll ever be in Eve. /makes fart noise
Cado Orgo mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.03.03 23:56:00 - [36] Originally by: Alowishus Originally by: Tarantelita Spaghetti? Wtf are you talking about? Dont embares the rest in muffin factory, they are a great corp, one of the last good pirates. You drag them down The only one who should be embarrassed here is you. You posted in a thread, which you clearly don't understand, to accuse Cado of posting simply for the sake of others knowing he exists? That's deliciously ironic. Every Muffin, including the ** sucking ones in our recruitment corp who ** themselves and polish my boots and clean my hangar, are more relevant than you'll ever be in Eve. S2 S2 S2 --------------------------------
Tarantelita Ragna Rok Corp	Posted - 2008.03.06 08:28:00 - [37] Alot of buuhuuu in here, noobs. Are you not going to bring some more of your friends to post against me so you feel better and then migth stop crying? Nublet
Tarantelita Ragna Rok Corp	Posted - 2008.03.06 08:30:00 - [38] Originally by: Tarantelita moderated Buhuu! Protect the forum warriors!
Rutefly Amarr Freedom-Technologies	Posted - 2008.03.06 14:32:00 - [39] Truth about pirates ? Well, ppl playing pirates are usually ugly, or smell alot. oh yeah and they never shave either.. .. Pirate gurls included.
techzer0 IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2008.03.06 14:34:00 - [40] Originally by: Rutefly Truth about pirates ? Well, ppl playing pirates are usually ugly, or smell alot. oh yeah and they never shave either.. .. Pirate gurls included. I shave my left big toe, so this is obviously false. ------------ Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
Alowishus mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.03.06 15:23:00 - [41] Originally by: Tarantelita Nublet Please more irony /makes fart noise
Cado Orgo mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.03.06 17:13:00 - [42] Originally by: Tarantelita Alot of buuhuuu in here, noobs. Are you not going to bring some more of your friends to post against me so you feel better and then migth stop crying? Nublet I didn't "bring" anyone into this thread. Alow posted in the thread well before you did so he was already here. Therefore, you fail yet again. --------------------------------

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