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Mesheila	Posted - 2008.03.12 01:38:00 - [1] bathmate just got realeased in iceland and its selling like hot cakes, tho its so silly gotta hand it to them they market the thing so well heard a dude on the radio that used it too much and his pecker got all black and stuff any1 have some first hand experience of this?
Mesheila	Posted - 2008.03.12 01:38:00 - [2] bathmate just got realeased in iceland and its selling like hot cakes, tho its so silly gotta hand it to them they market the thing so well heard a dude on the radio that used it too much and his pecker got all black and stuff any1 have some first hand experience of this?
Kyanzes Amarr Utopian Research I.E.L. Hedonistic Imperative	Posted - 2008.03.12 01:50:00 - [3] Edited by: Kyanzes on 12/03/2008 01:50:35 In short: no. But please so share your extensive experience with us. --------------------------------------------- GET TO THE CHOPPA!!! The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Kyanzes Amarr Utopian Research I.E.L. Hedonistic Imperative	Posted - 2008.03.12 01:50:00 - [4] Edited by: Kyanzes on 12/03/2008 01:50:35 In short: no. But please so share your extensive experience with us. --------------------------------------------- GET TO THE CHOPPA!!! The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Brea Lafail	Posted - 2008.03.13 03:51:00 - [5] Some sort of pumpless vacuum based enlargement device? Im not convinced those thing work at all, and I don't plan to experiment on myself.
Akita T	Posted - 2008.03.13 05:10:00 - [6] Why the hell would anybody want to "enlarge" his unit through mechanical action ? It should be at best temporary, and not more effective long-term as, say, simply "wishing" it to grow Seriously, any good reason ? 1\|2\|3\|4\|5.
Lardarz B'stard	Posted - 2008.03.13 06:10:00 - [7] I would try it but mine doesn't fit in the bath. Originally by: Kindakrof there is no gravity in space
Victor Valka	Posted - 2008.03.13 07:27:00 - [8] Originally by: Lardarz B'stard I would try it but mine doesn't fit in the bath. Zing! Originally by: Roxanna Kell You are insane.
Victor Valka	Posted - 2008.03.13 07:34:00 - [9] Originally by: Akita T Why the hell would anybody want to "enlarge" his unit through mechanical action? Because pornography has them convinced that all men have huge units (Except, you! Your dick is small and flaccid! But do not despair, there is hope yet! Buy our shit! It will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus!). (Cookie if you get the 'tyrannosaurus' reference.) Originally by: Roxanna Kell You are insane.
Akita T	Posted - 2008.03.13 08:10:00 - [10] Edited by: Akita T on 13/03/2008 08:11:18 Originally by: Victor Valka Because pornography has them convinced that all men have huge units [...] (Cookie if you get the 'tyrannosaurus' reference.) Cookie goes to google and urbandictionary The size for an erect male body part is around 5-7 inches (the vast majority), the average depth of a woman's body part is barely 4 inches in an "excited state", but can easily expand (very slowly) up to double of that if gentle and constant pressure is applied. Bottom line, "one size fits all". Trying to get "extra length" is pointless. I'd only wish males wouldn't be so goddamn gullible when it comes to size. 1\|2\|3\|4\|5.
Victor Valka	Posted - 2008.03.13 09:08:00 - [11] Originally by: Akita T [...]the average depth of a woman's body part is barely 4 inches in an "excited state", but can easily expand (very slowly) up to double of that if gentle and constant pressure is applied. I did not know that. takes notes Me thinks I should use Internet more... purposefully. Originally by: Roxanna Kell You are insane.
Dario Wall	Posted - 2008.03.13 11:36:00 - [12] Originally by: Akita T The size for an erect male body part is around 5-7 inches (the vast majority) Wait. The average is that small? Those poor guys.
Akita T	Posted - 2008.03.13 13:32:00 - [13] Well, if you want to get technical, as far as people were ever more or less scientifically measured, the average erect size is around 4 inches in India, 5 inches in USA/Japan and around 6.3 inches in France/Italy. So... depending on where you go on the planet, 7 inches is either a bit above, or even well above average. Also, technically, 4 inches should be "just about enough" already, and anything over 8 inches simply "too much" for the average female. Of course, since it's most likely a bell curve distribution for both genders, the extreme opposites pairing should be avoided for obvious reasons. But, like I said, unlike the male (which is pretty much "stuck" with one size), the female body can easily accomodate a wide variety of sizes and shapes 1\|2\|3\|4\|5.
Rutefly	Posted - 2008.03.13 13:35:00 - [14] Edited by: Rutefly on 13/03/2008 13:35:21 You can use it as bath mat too ? I bathe alone. I need a bathe mate too
Xtreem	Posted - 2008.03.13 13:39:00 - [15] as said already, **** just gives the impression that 1. yours is small, 2. girls love it big, which is just not true at all, iv always been most happy, there is a reason these people do that work, there just not normal lol.. be happy with what you got, and enjoy who you are :)
ry ry	Posted - 2008.03.13 14:30:00 - [16] Edited by: ry ry on 13/03/2008 14:31:54 Originally by: Victor Valka Originally by: Akita T Why the hell would anybody want to "enlarge" his unit through mechanical action? Because pornography has them convinced that all men have huge units (Except, you! Your dick is small and flaccid! But do not despair, there is hope yet! Buy our shit! It will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus!). (Cookie if you get the 'tyrannosaurus' reference.) jesse 'the ex-wrestler' ventura in predator. do i get extra cookies for knowing that off the top of my head? Signature removed. Too large and flashing signatures are not really permitted. Navigator
Tarminic	Posted - 2008.03.13 14:36:00 - [17] Originally by: Victor Valka Originally by: Akita T [...]the average depth of a woman's body part is barely 4 inches in an "excited state", but can easily expand (very slowly) up to double of that if gentle and constant pressure is applied. I did not know that. takes notes Me thinks I should use Internet more... purposefully. In addition, the vast majority of nerve endings are at or around the first inch or so, so length really isn't that important anyway. Though it helps. Yeah, I was one of those guys who read up on sex years before I actually practiced it. ---------------- Tarminic - 33 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.1
Liang Nuren	Posted - 2008.03.13 14:39:00 - [18] Originally by: Akita T anything over 8 inches simply "too much" for the average female. You aren't likely to get laid as much as you could be if you're too big. It requires a great deal of carefulness not to hurt your partner. -Liang -- Naturally, I do not in any way speak for my corp or alliance.
Victor Valka	Posted - 2008.03.13 16:08:00 - [19] Originally by: ry ry Edited by: ry ry on 13/03/2008 14:31:54 Originally by: Victor Valka Originally by: Akita T Why the hell would anybody want to "enlarge" his unit through mechanical action? Because pornography has them convinced that all men have huge units (Except, you! Your dick is small and flaccid! But do not despair, there is hope yet! Buy our shit! It will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus!). (Cookie if you get the 'tyrannosaurus' reference.) jesse 'the ex-wrestler' ventura in predator. do i get extra cookies for knowing that off the top of my head? Yes. Watch your wallet. Originally by: Roxanna Kell You are insane.
Jago Kain Ramm's RDI	Posted - 2008.03.14 23:59:00 - [20] Originally by: Akita T the average depth of a woman's body part is barely 4 inches in an "excited state", Hah! Whoever wrote that obviously never met my ex. Coil fitted? She could have carpets fitted. I used to tie a plank to my back in case I fell in.... and write my name and adress on it in case it wasn't enough. She actually went into hospital whilst I was with her for a nip and a tuck in the relevant area. She got three bunches of flowers whilst recuperating, one lot from me, one lot from her mother and a third from the burns victim thanking her for the new ears. I'm here 'till thursday. Try the veal. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Ryysa Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2008.03.15 08:59:00 - [21] Originally by: Akita T anything over 8 inches simply "too much" for the average female. +1 Especially when you get a smaller girl, and things don't want to fit in completely. Everything can be stretched a bit though, so after a while it's ok. EW Guide - KB Tool - My Music
Verone Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.03.15 09:18:00 - [22] Originally by: Ryysa Everything can be stretched a bit though, so after a while it's ok. Yup, if there's one thing Half Life 2 has tought me, it's "When in doubt, use the crowbar!"* * Disclaimer : Obviously I was joking, and accept no liability for the use of crowbars or other tooling used as a sexual aid outside the boundaries of the manufacturer's reccomendation. >>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW - EVE FICTION <<<
F'nog Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce	Posted - 2008.03.15 09:45:00 - [23] Originally by: Verone Originally by: Ryysa Everything can be stretched a bit though, so after a while it's ok. Yup, if there's one thing Half Life 2 has tought me, it's "When in doubt, use the crowbar!"* * Disclaimer : Obviously I was joking, and accept no liability for the use of crowbars or other tooling used as a sexual aid outside the boundaries of the manufacturer's reccomendation. You cheeky bastard! You almost caused me to waste precious bourbon on my monitor and keyboard. ++Verone love for his Half-Life reference though. Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Gone'Postal Vengeance 8 Interceptors	Posted - 2008.03.15 10:00:00 - [24] Edited by: Gone''Postal on 15/03/2008 10:01:30 Originally by: Victor Valka Originally by: Akita T Why the hell would anybody want to "enlarge" his unit through mechanical action? Because pornography has them convinced that all men have huge units (Except, you! Your dick is small and flaccid! But do not despair, there is hope yet! Buy our shit! It will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus!). (Cookie if you get the 'tyrannosaurus' reference.) Predator. Cookie give me. Dammit was 2nd... V8I
Ryysa Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2008.03.15 10:05:00 - [25] Originally by: Verone Originally by: Ryysa Everything can be stretched a bit though, so after a while it's ok. Yup, if there's one thing Half Life 2 has tought me, it's "When in doubt, use the crowbar!" You bastard! I didn't see that one coming EW Guide - KB Tool - My Music
ry ry StateCorp Insurgency	Posted - 2008.03.15 10:49:00 - [26] Originally by: Gone'Postal Edited by: Gone''Postal on 15/03/2008 10:01:30 Originally by: Victor Valka Originally by: Akita T Why the hell would anybody want to "enlarge" his unit through mechanical action? Because pornography has them convinced that all men have huge units (Except, you! Your dick is small and flaccid! But do not despair, there is hope yet! Buy our shit! It will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus!). (Cookie if you get the 'tyrannosaurus' reference.) its alright, i never got my cookie (nyx). Predator. Cookie give me. Dammit was 2nd...
Dario Wall Misfits Enterprises The Covenant Alliance	Posted - 2008.03.15 12:12:00 - [27] Originally by: Ryysa Originally by: Akita T anything over 8 inches simply "too much" for the average female. +1 Especially when you get a smaller girl, and things don't want to fit in completely. Everything can be stretched a bit though, so after a while it's ok. My girl is a full foot shorter than I am. But she's a wild one so it's all good.
Ixianus Terracor	Posted - 2008.03.15 18:20:00 - [28] Originally by: Jago Kain Originally by: Akita T the average depth of a woman's body part is barely 4 inches in an "excited state", Hah! Whoever wrote that obviously never met my ex. Coil fitted? She could have carpets fitted. I used to tie a plank to my back in case I fell in.... and write my name and adress on it in case it wasn't enough. She actually went into hospital whilst I was with her for a nip and a tuck in the relevant area. She got three bunches of flowers whilst recuperating, one lot from me, one lot from her mother and a third from the burns victim thanking her for the new ears. I'm here 'till thursday. Try the veal. How has noone laughed at this? Made me laugh, which is rare for text.
Zaqar Pator Tech School	Posted - 2008.03.15 18:48:00 - [29] She said "You've got a small organ" I replied "Its never had to play in a cathedral before"
Mozqito Imperial Academy	Posted - 2008.03.15 21:27:00 - [30] "Awemawe awemawe awemawe, In the juuungle the miiiighty jungle..." Try singing that one when going down for a slap
ry ry StateCorp Insurgency	Posted - 2008.03.16 09:36:00 - [31] Originally by: Victor Valka Originally by: ry ry Edited by: ry ry on 13/03/2008 14:31:54 Originally by: Victor Valka Originally by: Akita T Why the hell would anybody want to "enlarge" his unit through mechanical action? Because pornography has them convinced that all men have huge units (Except, you! Your dick is small and flaccid! But do not despair, there is hope yet! Buy our shit! It will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus!). (Cookie if you get the 'tyrannosaurus' reference.) jesse 'the ex-wrestler' ventura in predator. do i get extra cookies for knowing that off the top of my head? Yes. Watch your wallet. wallet update: bloody hell, thanks matey :)

CCP Mitnal C C P	Posted - 2008.03.16 18:55:00 - [32] Locked Let's not go there. Mitnal, Community Representative EVE Online CCP Games Email/Netfang


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