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Imperator Jora'h
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Posted - 2008.03.13 13:44:00 -
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Supposedly a malfunction (but looks like no one really knows) a 2-year-old's Elmo doll started issuing death threats.
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With a squeeze of its fuzzy belly, the Sesame Street character now says, in a sing-song voice, "Kill James." "It's not something that really you would think would ever come out of a toy," said Melissa Bowman, James' mother. "But once I heard, I was just kind of distraught."
SOURCE: http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/feb/21/toddlers-elmo-doll-makes-death-threats/
Dunno why but I having a hard time stopping laughing over here...I particularly liked what the first person to respond to the article wrote.
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R-E-D-R-U-M, redrum, redrum. time to kill mommy and daddy James!!!
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Miss Anthropy
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Posted - 2008.03.13 14:06:00 -
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The mother is humourless freak. It's not as if the toy is actually going to kill the kid.
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Tarminic
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Posted - 2008.03.13 14:19:00 -
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Anyone here thinking of Tickle-Me-Hellmo from JTHM? 
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Kyanzes
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Posted - 2008.03.13 14:23:00 -
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Edited by: Kyanzes on 13/03/2008 14:24:11
The doll should say "This is Sparta!" instead or "Prepare to be beheaded!".
Btw. what the heck is on that pic on to lower right? The one with the caption "EGONICS" Edit: it seems they are constantly changing.
I smell a potential for a multi-million dollar lawsuit.
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Wendat Huron
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Posted - 2008.03.13 15:32:00 -
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Someone she knows reprogrammed it to get some juicy lawsuit dollars.
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The TX
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Posted - 2008.03.13 17:55:00 -
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perhaps he told it that his favourite color is 'KILL' and that his name is James, so it's like it's saying 'Red, Jonathan. Red Jonathon' but it's saying 'Kill, James. Kill, James' or something.
On the other hand, that Elmo toy may kill the kid during the night like some kind of crazed killing toy thing.
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MalVortex
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Posted - 2008.03.14 00:40:00 -
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Am I the only one here who thought "ebay it!"???
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
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Posted - 2008.03.14 05:13:00 -
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First reader's comment... "R-E-D-R-U-M, redrum, redrum. time to kill mommy and daddy James!!!"
Originally by: Avaricia
look a goon lol
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Calderio
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Posted - 2008.03.14 11:27:00 -
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chucky anyone?
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Jago Kain
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Posted - 2008.03.14 23:24:00 -
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It could be worse.
At least it's not an Elmo Knows What You Did Last Summer doll.
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Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2008.03.15 09:43:00 -
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****, to bad its a reprogramable one, or people(Like me) would be offering her Money for the doll
heres a good one:
What Ka-tet Does to spys!
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